The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Charity man Dan

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint Migg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Hey everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast with myself and Meg. We have Dan sounding maybe a little different because he's in a Dunedin studio. He was there this morning to give away three grand with cash strapped. I want to dedicate the podcast to the girl and I only know her first name.

Her name's Jessica and she came up to me yesterday at the mall in Dunedin and she was so, such a huge fan of the show that she started crying and loves me to the point where she was like,

is me here? And I was like, she's not here. And then she cried. And she was like, oh my God, I never thought I'd get to meet you guys. And I was like, well, you've met the shittest one, me.

And she still cried. Wow, that's so lovely. I'm almost glad she wasn't, you weren't here, Meg, because I reckon she would have, if she was crying to meet me, she would have internally combusted to meet you. That's such a strange, well, not a strange response. It's a real unique response. But how incredible that you can have an impact on someone

where they can cry at the side of you. Because that's like old school celebrity, like Michael Jackson, like fans. They would like faint and like cry and have to be carried out because they'd see him at a concert. You don't meet many people crying when they meet somebody that they enjoy. I did a few, I had a few, sorry, I'm ending my preface. I had a few cries at Christchurch for ElectroCav and that really shocked me.

But I think they were drinking. Yeah, when alcohol was involved. Yeah, this girl was sober. Wow. Hmm. I mean. Oh, go ahead. No, I met a girl, she promised that I,

she made me swear I wouldn't talk about her on the air. Technically, this is a podcast. But I bumped into Crystal outside like a Woolworths. And she was just like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. And she thought I was much taller in real life, which I don't know. Do I give short energy on air? Maybe.

But she said to me, that was all that was said, that you're so much taller in real life. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And then she said, you cannot talk about this on the air tomorrow. And I was like, I'm not even sure what I would say. Not a lot has happened. But yeah, her friend who she was with

obviously didn't listen because he was very weirded out by the whole interaction and trying to piece two and two together, but really struggled the whole time as to who I was and why she was so excited. Daniel, some info about this podcast is my husband right now will be doing his first ever half marathon and listening to it.

He is saving this podcast, the OnlyFans podcast from today, to listen to on his run. What would you like to say to Guy, man? Okay, so Guy, I've done three half marathons in my life and the main thing to always think about is don't think oh okay well the fact that you've said that he's probably going to start thinking yeah because if i say hey uh both of you i don't want you to think about elephants i'm thinking about no i'm thinking about them yeah but i went to a running coach last time i did it because i did it with um garmin and asics and they

paid for this running coach for me and he said the same thing. He said as soon as you start doubting yourself or having any sort of questions in your mind of going oh I'm starting to fatigue here, your body then just goes with it. I can't say I've done a half marathon but I can say I have been through labour and I can say

that it is exactly the same as labour. When you were like focusing on I did say that is exactly the same as labour. When you were focusing on... I did hypnobirthing. I was sitting on a big Swiss ball and I had a TENS machine and I was listening to music

that was pumping me up and I was breathing through it and I was nailing it. And then I got checked to see how much I had dilated and I was only two centimetres. I'd been going for hours at this point. Two centimetres?

I'm four! Ross. Yeah, there's for hours at this point. Two centimetres? Even, I'm four. Ross. Yeah, there's Ross's friends for friends. And it was really, really amazing. Because I thought that she was going to say I was about five. Yeah, I thought she was going to say about five or something. And I had some, I'd made some progress. And the moment she said two, it was really bizarre.

It's the only time it's ever happened to me. The pain came flooding in. It's like, because suddenly I realised how far I had to go. And it was really bizarre it's the only time it's ever happened to me the pain came flooding in it's like because you were like suddenly I realised how far I had to go and I it was all over it was all over

I threw up I threw up like within five minutes and then I lost my mind and I couldn't get back and that's when I needed the medication no but I did

I did I like you know it was we joke about it but it really is the worst pain you can ever experience

and I was like nailing it for like five hours and then I was done. And she and the nurse, she turned to my husband and said, she's not coping very well, is she? Jesus.

She's not coping very well, is she? I think that's why like fighters are so confident and aggressive because you're mentally trying to convince yourself that you are better than them. True, true. It's, yeah, it's just insane. It's like, also, if you get a cut in yourself

and you didn't know about it, and then somebody goes, oh, you're bleeding, and you wouldn't have felt it until, like, you see it, and then suddenly it starts hurting. The brain is very powerful in terms of controlling the body, eh? Great advice for runners today, Dan. He might not be, Guy might not be the only one listening to this

while running a marathon. Exactly. And we now know, Clint, and every guy that's listening to this now, Meg has admitted that doing a half marathon is exactly the same pain as giving birth to a child. You said it. You said it. I said it's exactly the same.

You said exactly. No, I didn't. I said it's exactly the same situation when you let pain come in to your brain. Yeah, she did. She might have now. I did hear her say exactly the same, but you let pain come in to your brain. Yeah, she did. She might have now. I did hear her say exactly the same, but I don't know what she was. As the process of going through something painful. You didn't say that.

You didn't say process, but I think she's still. We can check the tape. We'll get a clip on the bottom. Stupid, stupid voice. That's what you want to focus on. Whether I see it or not. We've always wondered how bad the pain was. Dan's done three of them, so it's easy for him.

What, because he's, like, having three kids? Yeah, and do you know, at the last half marathon he did, he just continued running around straight to a bakery and going, donut. It's true. Okay, guys, so if anyone's... Replay. Got a replay here if you want to...

If Carl's keen, he's going to prove me wrong. No, I'm not going to prove you wrong. We're just going back on the tape to see what you actually said. Okay, here we go. This is starting now. I can't say I've done a half marathon, but I can say I have been through labor. And I can say that is exactly the same as labor. When you were like focusing on, oh, and then it cuts off.

But you brought up, Dan, that you weren't talking about how hard it is to do a marathon. You were talking about the mental process. You weren't talking about how hard it is to do a marathon. You were talking about the mental process. You weren't talking about the pain of a half marathon. You were talking about how to keep going. Thank you, Clint. So I think I actually got to give that to Meg if I'm being impartial and fair. All right. Well, now that we've achieved that, and well done, Meg,

I have just found a thing that partners can do to help their partner who is giving birth go through mindfulness and a little bit of a, I guess you could call it a meditation of sorts for childbirth. So let's see if this will work for Guy and anyone listening now who's running. Okay, good. Christchurch Marathon. Beautiful music, Clintint maybe some like relaxing music okay and if you're running right now this is going to really help you finish the marathon or the run you're doing and um oh yeah that's nice okay feels like it will slow me down a little bit no but don't think about the pace just just go into your mind go into your mind. Go into your mind.

I'm going to now turn. Hey, why didn't you talk like that in the mic the whole day? Yeah, that was really nice. You sounded like you were in a fucking cardboard box. And now all of a sudden you sound clearer today. Clint, we're trying to relax here. Okay, but I'm just... And not think. That's so annoying that your mic...

We realise your mic is shit because your technique was awful. You were running very, very carefully. Keep your mind on the end. Keep your mind on the finish line. I want you now to think about what is happening beneath you. Push. I want you now to think about what is happening beneath you. Beneath me? Push. Oh, what if you are feeling like you need to take a shit?

He's like, damn it, I've been trying to ignore this shit. Okay, so some of these things obviously are going to be related to childbirth, but if you can kind of relate it back to... Oh, what about pushing your feet? Push yourself up into the air off the asphalt. I'm back in, I'm back in. Okay. Imagine the child coming from beneath you.

Maybe you're in the child, like running underneath with no worry about how tired they are. Block out any other noise. Block out the doctors. Block out the nurses. There'll be doctors and nurses running. Hold the hand of your partner. I'm not going to be there. Guy, do not grab the hand of the person who's running next to you right now.

Feel the pressure of that person holding your hand. Hold your legs as wide apart as you can. Stop chafing. Guy's literally changed his run style right now just for a few strides just to see what it's like. Let the inside flow out. Flow. Some do piss on a run because you're busting. You don't want to ruin your time.

Breathe. That's important. In. Out. When the pain gets worse, breathe quicker. Hyperventilate. Careful. And push.

Actually, it's very dangerous to start pushing too early with pregnancy and labour. You know, you've got to be told to push. When it says block out the nurses and doctors, don't. They will tell you when to push. Do not listen to them. Megan! Megan! You're like, oh, don't. They will tell you when to push. You're not listening to them. Megan! Megan! You're like, oh, I'm sorry, what? I'm blocking out.

Sorry, I was ignoring you guys. They're like, please don't push. You're going to give yourself a prolapse. Block out the negative thoughts. Block out people saying you're pathetic and you're unfit and you'll never finish this race. You know what you're doing, Dan. You would, of course, do that to Dan.

It's a guy. Block out people saying, what a stupid run you've got. Your running technique is pathetic. Oh no, Tony does think he's got a funny run. Block out the pain from the chafing at the top of your legs, the flabby parts that you can't get rid of, that you started running

in the first place to get rid of, but they're still there, almost feeling worse. Imagine you're running through the finish line. there, almost feeling worse. Imagine you're running through the finish line. You're sweaty under carriage, finishing the race. You're not pathetic anymore.

You're just a mediocre person that finished a half marathon. Every second person in the world's done it. With a time of four hours. Yeah. You may as well have fucking walked it. And just remember, when you cross that finish line and put the medal over your neck,

remember, you're not really that special. You just went for a long run. Dan's going to do wonders for him. Guy, you better not finish with some mid-60-year-old woman like my mum, who's actually finishing around the same time and she power walked it.

Do not let that be your reality. Look, Guy, don't listen to them. As I've told you before, it's not a competition. This is you proving to yourself you can do hard things. And you're doing it. You're doing it.

You've trained for this for years. Your bar needs to be higher than women than women like my mum who are getting the pincher. He's a pig. He's a chauvinistic pig. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, guy. Don't listen to them. You're doing a great job. If anyone beats you with a gold card, guy

Look around right now. This is coming from the guy That's so arrogant He decided to one day just go for a half marathon Just in the clothes he was wearing Yeah and I regretted that And I will never do it again It's a hell of a fucking distance Although I don't want to remind you how far you've got to go right

But just look around Anyone that looks like they have a gold card Let them be inspiration for you to just pick up that pace And if there's any women in front of you Guy finishing before you let them because it'll be the first time

in your whole life that a girl you've finished behind the female kind of fucked it up but we see what you're doing yeah yeah you kind of got too excited

because you knew the gag you had it's a really good joke I gotta say it let the girl finish first for once my guy's gonna be laughing and hopefully and then I think it's gonna ruin his like Let the girl finish first for once. My guy's going to be laughing and then I think it's going to ruin

his breathing rhythm. But you do know what's going to really spur him on, Clint? You know what's going to spur him on? It's Friday! Oh my gosh, it is too. It's Friday! I thought that I'd leave you with teary eyes. Guess the fart once that smell.

Stinky mystery. Four up to one bell. Oh! Guess the fart. Woo! Okay, okay, okay. Make it a good one, Clint. Make it a good one.

Oh, my God. This is so exciting as well because it's all the fun and no risk because I'm not in the studio with you guys. So let rip, Clint. Let rip. You could shit yourself and I don't have anything I need to worry about.

Dan will still think it's funny. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, my guess... Let's go for a biggie. I want it to be a biggie. You've just eaten a can

of off chicken? Chicken in a can. Chicken in a can, but I didn't finish it because the colour was quite yellow. Oh, fucking hell. Jesus Christ, I'm glad I'm not there today. He's going to be farting off chicken.

And a can of tuna. It was off chicken and a can of tuna. He both today. It was still best before November 2027. With some spicy sauce. Okay. Okay, here we go I can't help I reckon it's not far off

I reckon that's a good like first throw from me I'm gonna go I'm gonna go right up to the mic that says

there's a sign that says don't do it but I'm gonna go right up to it okay says don't do it but I'm gonna go right up to it hold on hold on I need to finish it Oh my god, Dad, I'm crying. Here we go, here we go. Come on! She's got it!

She's got one! Yes! My first win in months! Stinky mystery! Oh god, I can smell it from here. Donita! Wowee! Oh wow. Guess the fight. Oh, God. I can smell it from here. Dunedin. Wowee. Okay. Oh, wow.

I think what happened was I thought it was going to be longer than that, but then you guys fuck around for so long, they start going back up inside me, and I'm like, uh-oh. They're like, are we out? Is it our call time? No, not yet, guys. Back in you go. Oh, by the way, guys, now we're on the subject of toilet stuff.

Apparently down here, I was talking to some of the staff down in the Dunedin offices. I'm down in Dunedin for Cash Trapped, and there's a MediaWorks at the Edge kind of office down here. And apparently there's a phantom shitter. Oh, the phantom shitter. Did they move from Auckland? Well, I don't know. So we had a discussion yesterday, and I think that there's one in every office. You know, like everywhere,

every office has that one person that destroys the toilet. And apparently there's one here at the moment, and there's only seven staff here. Oh, wow. So one of that seven. Okay, seven staff, and half of them are probably using the men's and the other half are using the women's.

So that narrows it down to maybe four. And it's in the women's toilets. So it's only about three or four people it could be. And more than half of the people that work here were in the conversation with me yesterday about the phantom shitter. So it was fucking one of them. Fucking one of yours. Wow. I feel like it'd be an easy one to narrow down.

Yeah. There's only three of you to keep an eye on them. The toilet's clean. Someone goes in, they leave. You check it. A lot of the time, I think it's the person that brings it up. I think it's the person that brings it up sometimes because they would think, oh.

Apparently as well, it's so bad that they've started doing it outside of the bowl. So some people will go in there sometimes and there's feces outside of the toilet here in the Dunedin offices. What are people up to? Is that how they live at home? How does that even happen?

Or do they just have different rules if it's not their house? How do you do that? We had like a lengthy 20 minute conversation yesterday about it and they were like speculating about who it was. Oh my goodness. I hope with all the pushing stuff earlier and the talking, I hope Guy doesn't feel like he needs to shit himself right now. You know when sometimes you go on a run? He would have gone.

You go for a run, you feel like you need a poo? Although he would have also had a big meal last night. Carbo loaded. Feel free. But how do I get the link? He's,

at the moment that we're doing this, it'd be nice to get him to $1,000. He's raised $916 for Rai Nui Road Runners. So Rai Nui House over down in Christchurch for bone marrow cancer.

I'll make up the diff. Well, you? I keep meaning to do it, but I keep, every time I see the poster. I donated money already. Did you? Every time I keep seeing it, I'm busy doing something, and I'm like, I'll get around to that, I'll get around to that. I donated $10.

Fuck it, you're a cheapskate. What? You're joking. What? $10. Yeah. What? Ten bucks Yeah You literally have the most amount of money On everybody on the show Probably on the whole station

That's off, absolutely not No I donated ten dollars And that was lucky, I was about to do five And I was like that looks a bit stingy Did you do it anonymously at least So people don't know you're a fucking cheapskate Yes I did. Because you felt bad.

Okay, I didn't donate anything. What? You're the person that first brought up that you wanted to donate to him. So you've given nothing. Nothing. I'll make up the difference. Okay. Well, I thought Clint was making up the difference. I was going to, but it would be nice.

It actually would mean more seeing Dan make up the difference. Oh, well, then why aren't you making up the difference? Why don't you make the difference? Well, because I think it's a nice punishment for Dan for lying. Well, you should also donate. Okay, how much was the difference? How much was the difference? Well, it was $9.16.

Go. Come on, guys. Oh, I think somebody's actually already donated. Come on. Okay, good, because I don't have to now then. Well, it was $84, Dan. No, that's not happening. Why not?

Absolutely not. $84 for a guy that's going on a long run. For charity? No. It's not. Guy doesn't get to pocket it. I hope. No, of course he doesn't.

It goes to bone marrow cancer patients. Oh, that is a good cause, actually. Okay, so you will find $84. You just spent hundreds of dollars on vinyl last week. For me, though. Yes me though oh i love you anyway if you if you feel like donating to the right-of-way house you can go to my instagram and i'm going to link and buy your what's vinyl going to help someone with bone marrow cancer let's be honest yes exactly you just proved exactly what but you just proved your own point. Well, I'm donating money now. Oh, you are? I also donate a lot of money as well.

You always make it sound like I don't do anything for charity. I'm still doing my walks for Mencap. I donate to multiple charities. Name one. Yeah, you just can't say and stuff. SPCA. St. John. I do donations to them every year.

Westpac Helicopter. Whisper. When was the last? I'm saving fucking multiple animals. You name an animal, I do donations to them every year. Westpac Helicopter. Whisper. I'm saving fucking multiple animals. You name an animal, I've fucking saved it. Ferret. Yes, I've donated to the ferrets. Well, then how come you said this one time on here? I don't think we do it for charity.

F*** charities. The charity is me. That was for a very specific thing, me going on a log flume, and you guys go, why don't you do it for charity? F*** charities. The charity is me. That was for a very specific thing, me going on a log film, and you guys going, why don't you do it for charity? No. No, no, no.

Okay. Well, he has a 916, Meg, so he hasn't gone 1,000. I thought you said he'd gone over. Okay, I'm doing it now. I'm making it up. Dan, you can make it up as well. Okay.

I'll make up the difference. What are you doing? Just logging in. Bullshit. He's not doing anything. He's not doing anything. I'll make up the difference What are you doing? Just logging in Bullshit He's not doing anything He's not doing anything I'm watching you I am

I'm on this page now Right You're stupid Right Rao Nui House What is it? Rao Nui House Rao Nui House

Anyway this is My message of support Don't poop yourself. This is kind... You know, the people in Ranginui House can read that, but that's fine. Okay, don't poop yourself during the run. Okay, thank you for that. My message, Dan Webby...

Or maybe I'll go, don't forget to poop before the run. Okay. Even though he donates to multiple charities... He's decided to spread the joy one more time. You're inseparable. Thanks to Dan, ferrets, elephants, and now you are the beneficiary. Did I mention whales?

I'm keeping their blowholes clean. Oh my God. This is going on their official site. Done. Okay. I'm not. Hold on. Anyway.

No, we've got to make sure he does it, Meg. I'm putting orphans. Even though it's annoying for people to listen to Dan slowly donating to a page. I feel like, guys, right now your listening is charitable and making sure that someone like Dan gives money to a worthy cause. Okay, how come it hasn't updated his page? Let me just check. And 1,005.

Did I get the maths wrong? Hmm. Maybe you did get the maths. Anyway, it's gone up. There's Dan's $5. I haven't finished. The Hector's dolphin is still alive because of me. It's not.

And also, now he's contradicting the fact that he is the richest on station, which he is. Yeah. Well, that's because he has a wife who's a badass, and she earns great money. The fucking coolest woman ever. Did I mention the Kiwi? Daniel, please, we've got to end the podcast.

The Takahe. There's nothing else more boring to listen to than us doing something in the background. Well, you don't have to wait for me to finish. You can finish the podcast. I'll still keep donating. I mean, it's a full-time job anyway. Quite often.

The cure for cancer is already closer Thanks to me Thanks to me Jesus And then Dan has donated $7.50 How did you know? Can you just finish it So we can finish the podcast Right now we're all going to guess the amount

We're all in our heads guessing the amount that Dan's going to donate. We're going to hit refresh and we'll see what it is. I've got it in my head. Okay, the amount Dan's going to donate. I've got the amount as well. You've got it too, producers. You've got an amount in your head. Okay, we think Dan's going to donate after all this.

Come on, Daniel. I'm writing my number down. Let's all write our number down so you can't change it. How highly do we think of our Dan Webby when it comes to giving to charity? I've written my number. Come on, Dan, is it done yet? Just wait.

Jesus Christ. What are you still fucking writing? And thank you, Clint. That's really cool that you've not gone to $1,000. It's really fucking cool. No $1000 no hopefully the next hey the next 86 steps are for me guy ready go count them out while Dan's still writing

your stupid note yeah I I just take it out of the offerings account if actually maybe there's a little encouragement to some people if you have an extra $20 a week that you can spare, not everyone can. Maybe you can spare $50, $100, whatever. Put it in a separate account.

And then once it goes in that account, it's no longer yours to spend on you. But it is yours to decide where that money should and shouldn't go. So when a mate's doing something really cool or you see somebody who's really in need, like a neighbor's washing machine's broken down, you go, oh man, I wish I could help. Most of us can't because you don't necessarily have that money just sitting aside. But if you have an account like that,

then you do and you can go, hey, can I pay for this? It feels, one of, there are five things I think you can do with your money and four of them make you happy. I've seen this on TikTok probably. And the one that doesn't is supposedly buying stuff for yourself. It's fun in the moment and then eventually it's gone. But there's like saving and investing, donating,

and there's one other, forget. But anyway, one of the things that's supposed to make you feel good about your money is giving. And it is. It's cool to be able to do it. And your life, I imagine. Guy just messaged saying, was it your Clint that just donates my rum?

Yes, it was. That's very nice of him. I'll message him now, so this is all getting updates. You're going to get the message. Also, he's hearing to his past self, Producer Carl. How do we donate to this thing? You can go on mine or Guy's Instagram and click on the link in our bio. I prefer Guy's when I'll go on his.

For fuck's sake, Carl. Get her, bro. Get her! Daniel, you cannot still be writing. It won't go through. Oh, bullshit. Oh, get her, bro. Get her! Daniel, you cannot still be riding. It won't go through. Oh, bullshit. Oh, it should have done. It should have gone through.

Okay, so when Meg has the amount, then we can all find out. Nothing's come through, Daniel. You've not paid a fucking cent after all this. He has to. You're just saying that the computer's crashed. God, they want a 3% transaction fee. He can get stuffed. Yes!

Daniel! Yes, well, 3% of five bucks isn't a lot, buddy. Look at that fucking asshole. Just fucking do it. We've waited this whole time. 3% of $1,000 is a lot of money. Oh, Daniel, please just do it so we can

end the podcast. Just assume I've done it. You don't need me to finish. We haven't assumed because you haven't done it. Does he? Donate. Yes. Please include your email address.

I fucking have. He's such a liar. I don't trust that little shit. Dot com. Hold on. If you want this to happen, then here we go. Next. Right.

Yes, I want to donate. Do you? It sounds like, who are you convincing? Hustle you. You. I'm going to have to write my message again now. Oh, for fuck's sake. I'll write it shorter.

Donate. Your email address does not match. I'm going to fucking go NATO. See, he would have quit by now. This is the only reason we keep him accountable, is by staying in the podcast. We're so sorry that you haven't listened to this, but if it means we get money out of Dan for charity, it's such a win.

Like, how often does this happen? This is a boring radio. Yes, it is, so hurry up. I'm trying. It's such a clunky website. Well, what do you mean? I did it in like two seconds. I put my first name, last name, email, Apple Pay, done.

Just quickly, anyone that doesn't have Friday night plans, tuning fork tonight, cheers. Maybe you're just taking advantage of the fact This is the world's shittest podcast Sam Cullen Yeah if anyone's still listening bro Sam Cullen Band Daniel he's so funny

Al Bridges and Nibia plays bass And is playing the tuning fork Just a lot Like it's part of Spark Arena Just on the right hand side In the front of Spark Arena $20 ticket Should be heaps of fun

Yeah Get amongst it A lot of the edgies are all going to be there Okay I'm through to the payment Arena, just on the right-hand side in the front of Spark Arena. $20 ticket, should be heaps of fun. Yeah, get amongst a lot of the edgies, all going to be there. Okay, I'm through to the payment area. Here we go. I keep refreshing. Everyone's got their number down. Finally, are we going to have a drumroll maybe? Are we building to the crescendo?

Crescendo? Crescendo. Thank you. I've run out of suspense. I'm going to start it again Don't please Two minutes 27 of suspense And we ran out Daniel Done

I've done my donation Oh thank you Carl who's managed to do it Somehow before Also it was payday yesterday Dan So your Your account should be flush Daniel Why is he looking at us? I've done it Okay Your account should be flush.

Daniel? Why is he looking at us? I've done it! Okay. Nothing's coming through. Daniel, you haven't. Look! Thank you.

You can see this. Can you see that? No. What does it say? Read us how much you've donated. Thank you for your generous donation. And the donation that you gave to Ranoi House. Just do a refresh on the website. I might be able to find it.

Daniel? You're going to have to tell us. Let me do a refresh. Still not there. Let me do a refresh. Still not there. It's just refreshing. $103.

Whoa! No, did he? Daniel Webby! Okay, no, I'm just refreshing. $103. Oh! No, did he? Daniel Webby! Okay, no, I'm still refreshing. There's no... Well, that's why the amount of money that should have come out of my account because I put $100

and there was a 3% surcharge which pissed me off. I wrote down $25. I wrote $25 as well. Oh, $25. Maybe you said $20. Carl said $15. Wow, that's how little we think of you.

And you absolutely, if you did, you donated four times the highest amount. Did you get your wife's permission? No, I paid it from our joint account though. It's going to piss him off for the rest of the day. It's going to put him in a bad mood. Don't text him today. So that would have got him

over his line? Well, I still weirdly, like I refreshed it. Mine was there instantly and Dan's is. I'll read what it says. Dear Dan, thank you for your generous donation. It doesn't say the amount, annoyingly. Your donation helps provide a home away from home for patients and their whānau while they are undergoing life-saving medical treatment.

You will receive a confirmation email that Dan Webby... To abort this payment, click here. Okay. Hey, well, thanks for sticking with us as long as you did. The only people still listening to this shit are the hardcore OnlyFans. I feel like Meg, you're going to have to send us out with another fart or something. Like as a tribute for those, you know? Oh, God.

No. You can't do it. I can't. Honestly, it's more shocking that you can than I can. Do it quick. Should we start again? I can't do it. I can't do it.

Should we start again? Dan, you send them out. Okay, hold on I'm gonna try I'm gonna really try you might need to leave for this that's cute you might need to leave for this

shortly like in like five minutes yeah you might need to leave okay I'm gonna try who's he talking to okay there was

one of the people one of the people that were in here oh my god there was one of the like road runners that were in here and come in to ask me was one of the road runners that were in here and come in to ask when I need to go to the airport, and I said, you're going to have to leave for this. Because I'm about to fart into the mic.

She doesn't know that. Come on. Come on. Was that a... No, I'm just, no, I haven't even found a- I'm sure it sounded like a tiny little- No, that's just me climbing onto the desk, Clint. So angry about the donation.

Hold on. You were waiting. Just wait! No, you cheated! I'm not, that was not a fart. You did it with your mouth. That's not me, no, that was just me pushing. Nah, I've got nothing.

Oh man, that's such a letdown. Hold on, fuck. Okay, so we're still waiting. Ooh! Did you hear that? Was that it? Yeah! Was that one? Yes! Have a nice weekend, everybody.

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