The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS ChatGPT getting one of us in trouble...

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast. That should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the Only Fans podcast. Still called Only Fans, by the way, so far. Yeah.

Not to go down this track again. But I guess the couple that I sort of liked that were thrown around yesterday was overtime. Like Clint Meag and Dan over time. You think it's too sporty? It might be. And the other one was B side. You know, you have like A side, B side, especially, you know, cassettes. So maybe it ages it, but also it's kind of like sometimes people go,

oh, I'm a real B-side person. And typically people that are like a B-side song of an artist are the true hardcore fans. That's true. There was a poll that was put into the every first podcast fan page. We need to change that name too, I think. And the most voting majority, by far, landslide, was keep only fans.

Really? Yeah. But I think the thing is, it's not like that we're wanting to change it because we want to. It's because the algorithm is holding us back. It's the management, man. And you know what, our podcast isn't actually as sexual as the name suggests, except for yesterday's one. It was extremely sexual Clint.

Are we allowed to talk about the fallout when you got home? It's not the fallout. Do you know, it's so funny because you, Clint was in between me and Guy messaging each other yesterday. Not last night, I hope. Not last night. They have an Eiffel Tower situation with Clint Randall. No, we'll text.

But I don't know if they looked like a fight. That was not. That was very, very. I know. I know you and you know us too very well. and we were just talking about each other's promiscuous past to try and one up each other back and forth. You and Guy, you're talking about.

Anyway, we're talking about Dan this morning. I didn't sleep with anyone for three years prior to that night where she was quite promiscuous. And then she goes, well, well, because imagine what your number would have been otherwise. And then he makes like, okay, you pretty much slept with every woman that worked in radio before you left here. Who she slept with out of interest?

Names some names. Honestly, have a think of a name he's probably. JJ Feeney. No, damn, no. No, but he did sleep with an old co-host of mine. But JJ wasn't the co-host. Yes, one of those. Steph Monks.

Anyway, oh my God, poor guy. Right, damn, we're talking about you this morning, not me again. No, but before, not that we're going to recap it because you go listen to the pot if you want to from yesterday. But there was no fallout. No. You didn't feel guilty and have to do anything to get out of the dog box? No, absolutely did not.

Okay, because I'll keep it PG. All right. I heard that Meg performed something. sort of act as like a as like a as like a sorry are we all good and then I found out that that act that she performed she hadn't done for a year and a half

I actually tried on some new lingerie and guy was very happy with how it looked you haven't been wearing lingerie for a year and a half and and things happened and they did it's good but Dan aren't we talking about you? Anyway I was just hashtag justice for guy a year and I hadn't had what you gave him for a year

and a half I'm pregnant. Who are you, DJ Callan? Getting burned. If you don't. Yeah, Google it, you'll find out. So we'll please get to embarrassing you. Yes.

Well, no, we were just talking about, I don't think this will be embarrassing because it'll just be boring. But we were talking about chat GPT earlier today and we replayed the gorgeous little moment that Meg asked her chat GPT. Can we replay that again? Just hear.

Yeah, sure. I can't hear it enough. Do you remember any unhinged conversations or chats that, like, what do me and you usually talk about? Can you remind me? Absolutely. We've had some pretty memorable chats. Some of the highlights include your journey with postpartum.

Wheat loss. It's been played enough. Dan? She's asking like a robot guy who's never hit a baby before. Anyway, it was hilarious. You're a bloody good sport. Meeks been getting reamed the last couple of days on this podcast. You guys have been.

You must have missed me. Must have missed. Just absolutely ripping me to shreds. Yeah, and she hasn't been reamed in a year and a half. Anyway, so I thought I'd ask my chat, GBT, what mine is? I was definitely not going to be postpartum weight loss. What did you say? Just what are the most...

Any unhinged chats that we've had. Right, here we go. That's so nerve-wracking. What are some of the weirdest and most unhinged things I've asked you over the time together? Oh, I pressed... No, sorry, hold on. I'll start again. What a boomer?

What are some of the most, the weirdest and most unhinged things I've ever asked you about? We've definitely had some interesting moments. I recall a few quirky requests, like the time you asked for some wild story development, or we dove into some pretty unique topics around your cat and the gym. And, of course, there were a few offbeat questions about random things. It's always a fun mix. If you want specifics, I can definitely dive into some details. Yeah, more specifics, please, like real specific.

Oh, nice. It's a real neat topic. Well, for example, at one time you asked about making it ridiculously over-the-top story and we definitely got pretty creative with some humor and wild character development and then there were a couple moments where we explored some pretty unique and unusual topics like some random tax info or even some fun gadget comparisons it's been it's so lame give me your phone but what about is there any like sexual stuff we've talked about

I'm here to keep things respectful and appropriate. So I always make sure to keep our conversations positive and on the right track. If there's anything specific you're curious about or want to chat about, I'm always happy to help. Any like medical stuff I've asked you about? You've got to give me a phone. Absolutely. We've definitely touched on some health-related topics before, like questions about coffee on an empty stomach. Or some queries related to physical reactions and general wellness.

It's always interesting to dive into. You're such a bad boy, Dan. Oh, can I have a coffee on an empty tummy? I've got a bit of an upset tummy. Is that because I had coffee? Give me a fine. Chad GPD is like, oh, God. Dan's got a problem again.

See, I told you it would be. Yeah, okay. So how do we, we should just your chat. There, why is it in chat to you? Oh, there we are. Right, let's go your topics. What do you mean? How can you see it?

It's gone through his history. Can you go history on chat GBT? How do you do that? What? That's wild. I don't know you could do that. Oh, do we need to do this? for tomorrow's

Dan's Google history Dan's chat GPT Okay, one of them Describe James Bond Another one What are encouraging words For childbirth You were to ask

fucking chat GPT Did someone have a baby? Oh my God I used that to give you You've done so well Meg Guy Guy messaged me Oh you're sad sad man

Yeah what happened No guy messaged me and asked If I could send a lovely message to give you encouragement for giving birth. And I was... So you fucking nothing for me? So you're chatting me to. You're so sad.

You couldn't think of a single word on your own. Wait, Meg. Let me go. I'm going into it. No, can you go to... I'm going into it. Encouragement for childbirth. What did you...

No, but he would have adapted it, Meg. So what did he send you? You would have had it on your phone. Oh, you're fucked, bro. You're so... Write me some words of... encouragement for a friend giving birth. Fuck, Daniel!

Chat said, Sydney, all my love and strength as you embark on this incredible journey of bringing you life into the world, you're strong and courageous. This is all what he said to me, by the way. And capable of beyond measure, trust in your body, embrace each moment. And then he wrote, make it for my friend Meg. Personalise it, please.

And then when it wrote, Meg, you have got this. You're a braver, stronger and more incredible than you know, trust your body. You'll be holding your baby soon. And then that's the end of it. You go, yep, that's good. Copy and paste. You're the unbelievably bad friends. It's fucking terrible.

Did you do that as well? No, I did not. You wrote yours proper. Meg, you could probably find the one. You couldn't even make it for Meg. You couldn't even just say, hey, Ms. Find the one I sent you, Meg, and see if it's better than the one that Dan got chat for that. Right.

Because I can't remember. Did you guys do a video? Wasn't it a video? No, we sent a message. That's it for now. We send a message. How cool is your husband, though? Like, obviously, you're going to reach out when.

someone has a baby and they're only days away. I'm going to try and call Guy now and see if he's got them. What Dan sent him, I'm going to compare. Do we send them to Guy? You think you must have because it wasn't for me. I don't know. But you read it to a guy. He messaged me.

Pass it here. No, but wouldn't he have said, hey guys, can you send a message? We're like, course. And then we sent it to you. He read them out to me, I think. I don't think I've ever seen them. He read them out to me when I was going to do. That's right.

While she's pushing, I want to read some encouragement and some words. Yes. From you guys. can you please send me something? Oh man, okay. We got guys' number? Yeah, yeah, I can put it in. Yeah, go on.

Baby just woke up. We'll just see. He's not in a great mode. Oh. At least we're calling under better circumstances. At least Dan's the one in trouble, not him or you. Oh, man, that's great. Sorry, Guy, you're going to love this. Guy, this is outrageous. I know Miller just walked out.

So it was four men. No. No, it was not four. Right. Okay, can you please go back in your messages and find you might have made a document for when you did encouraging words for Meg when I was going through childbirth

and you got everyone to write something for me? Can you find out what Dan sent you as his encouraging words for childbirth? Oh, God, I don't know if I've got that anymore. Oh, bugger. Oh, well, I'll see that a go. Hang on, hang on, hang on, things I want, radio segments. Did you have put it in a dock?

Or even just a text from Dan? If you go to the conversation where you, you, me and Dan, have had a conversation. We might even have it in our messenger, the three of us. No, I haven't got it. Guy would have reached out to Dan and I together. Hang on. I'm looking for it too.

I've looked at my notes and it's not there, but I'll look in my Google Drive. It would have been when we were also talking, we took golf. Cintillating content. Yeah, well, the guy, the thing is I just managed to get a hold of Dad's phone. Chet to chat, TPD history and he got Chet to write it for him. Oh, fucking how. I know. What a piece of

shit, eh? I couldn't think of a nice thing to say to his best friend Meg, which was giving birth. I would have, I would have given good thought about it and then gone, this is not doing it. I need to compare them, guys. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. He's got it. Hang on. I found the document.

Clint's. We just want Dan's. We just want Dan's. All right. Meek. You've got this. You are braver. Stop, stop. It's word for word. You say one line and I'll say one line from chat.

Go. Okay, cool. You are braver, stronger and more incredible than you know. You are braver, stronger and more incredible than you know. It said at the same time. Trust your body. Go at the same time as me. Okay.

Trust your body. Trust your body. Trust your body. Trust your heart. It's delayed by. That's not a nightmare. Trust your body. Trust your heart.

And know that so many people, in brackets, including me, is word for it. I cheering you on every single step of the way. Next, next. Is there any more? Soon you'll be holding your beautiful baby in your arms. And all the strength and love you've shown

will have brought me safely into the world. Sending you all the love, courage and positive vibes. Meg. P.S. if this is a water birth, don't do a meg. That was me. He frees out Yeah

So that's the only thing From the heart that he said Oh, I think that was the best bit I think you did I literally was in contractions When he read that to me I genuinely think it made me like Terry You're welcome

You're welcome You're absolutely You made that happen What chat did And then you forwarded it off To feed him from a chat I was never to know That you were gonna go through

My chat GPT Thanks to that guy What about mine? Is mine there? Just I mean to put a nice bow on it Yeah you got yours here Yeah Hey Ziggy, Clint here.

Right now you're doing something absolutely incredible, something powerful and life-changing. I know this moment may feel overwhelming at times. Well, I don't know, no. I've never obviously done it. But what I want you to know, you are stronger than you know. Oh, maybe you should have gone to chat for that. No, Clare.

Now, be honest with us all. I'm still going. I'm still going. It's a heaps more to go. Every breath, every wave you're riding is one step closer to meeting your beautiful baby who can't wait to join your already beautiful family. I know this isn't easy, it's intense, it's messy, and let's be honest, probably not the spa day you deserve,

but I can't wait to hear how hard you bossed it, every breath, every push. It's all one step closer to holding your beautiful baby girl. You are absolutely crushing it, and if in doubt, blame the person who got you here into the first place. He's probably standing there right next to you. By the way, I have a huge penis. I do not. Can you just guess that was a girl, by the way? Now, be honest.

You look up to the Lord above right now. Hand on hard on the Bible. Hand on the Bible, swear on my kids' lives. Chat, GPT had no hand. Had no hand in any word of that. Dan, yours was 100% chat. I'm fine. You couldn't even write my name.

Write it for me. I've got to just like gone, just as a random person, I'll put the name in, leave that to me. Thanks, babe, love you. Yeah, always fun calling you. Love you. Yeah, you're a fucking wanker. I'm so in disbelief by this. This is like one of the best.

I did it for content. How busy? I know. Keping you. That's why it's so sad. Wait, what were you doing? You must be so busy that day or something. I think I just had better stuff to do.

I'm joking. I don't know. I can't remember. I was probably driving. I genuinely I was probably driving. Yeah. You're welcome. That'll be the pot, I think.

And did you do it, Meg? Oh, are you doing it? No, I did. Good on you. Oh, that's good. And that's because I said those lovely words. What else did I Google here? No, we're done.

We're done. That's... But I do think... Six months ago, get over. Dan's chat GPT could be a good replacement for Dan's Google history. I think it might have to be Clint. Right, okay, good. We want to stop using that now as well.

We might see you tomorrow. Meg and I will. Yeah. Not sure if Dan will still have a job. I'll ask chap GPT what it thinks. Bye. Bye, bye, mate. Rover, Music, Radio, podcasts.