The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS christmas party debrief with the boss

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Began Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Hiro, welcome to The Only Fans with Clint, Dan and Ash London. We do a radio show and this sits alongside our recap podcast where we can get away with a hell of a lot more than we do on here. And to be fair, we get away with a fair bit on here as well.

Now, a lot of people very hung over here at work because we had our wider company Christmas party. The three of us didn't go. We're saving ourselves for the edge one. Do we get someone in to give us the... Oh, you're dropping them off? Didn't pick them up? Nah.

She was a theory. Do we get people in one at a time to get their story of the drama that went down and then see if the stories are all lining up or not? We don't know if there was any drama that went down. Yeah, but if there's always drama at a Christmas party. I heard there was a bit of drama. Cal wasn't there.

No one from this studio told me it. Hey, producers, producer, Nipia, Carl, and Bella. We were wondering if we could do Christmas party drama. Cal? No, no, he wasn't there. Do any of you guys have any drama? Would you like to come in one at a time and tell us what you know? I would take just like a little bit of, like, scandal.

You know, it doesn't even have to be drama. It could be like, oh, did you hear that old bloody, what's her name, bloody, you know? Margaret. Hooked up with Devon. I guess it's saying no one hooked up with anyone. Okay, hold on. Go? She's looking around, is it carefully as...

Someone did. There must be, because she's looking around to go like, oh, someone. Yeah, shadow self. Well, um... No. Because Hamish, who was our 2-I-C back in the day, he, like, vomited in a handbag or something like last time. That was the drama.

I remember that. Yeah. I was sitting next to him, and he was looking green. I was like, you're right, Hamish, and he just goes... It was a good one just quick thing, and it just went all through Dina's handbag, and it was like a deadly pony's handbag, like a real fancy. There's always something that goes down.

What went down? What's the thing? Look, I think what happens at the Christmas party should stay at the Christmas. I knew there was something. You're a G-B. I'm sorry. Have you heard Cal? No, is that because it involves Yaz?

No, yes. It's done and Yaz has made a good point. What happens at the Christmas party stays at the Christmas party. And you know what? You guys should have come if you want to be a part of it. Exactly. Someone did, though. So about 10 hours later, being like, tell us what happened.

Tell us what happened. What's going on there? Okay, so you're not a barking dog. Carlos, though. Are we going to start talking about our cross-dressing boss now? Who wore a dress? That guy.

The leather. Who looked better in my leather dress than I do? Bastic. I also got changed halfway through. Because I gave him a secondary more comfortable dress because a latex dress is not breathable. No, that's so worse though because then they're like,

I call this guy brought a spear dress. He's got two dresses. He's there with his little dress tucked into his pocket. I was like, what's going on here? What are you doing? Have you going to get change, get changed into your normal clothes? Did he, did he embarrass me?

He was my favourite person of the night. I found him at one point and like tucked away in an alleyway. I was like, what are you doing? Oh, with that, would that hot show? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, that's not the hookup. No, no, no.

What happens and what happens to the Christmas party says the Christmas party? No, but he goes, yes, like, do you think that it would be bad if I left right now? And he was trying to do an Irish goodbye, but he was like, I just feel bad. And I was like, no, you can go. You're fine. And he just kind of sneaks away. What time was, because I don't know what time It was like, it was like 12, 30

I was gonna say, because I got a text from him at 12 being like, do you know where Jess is gone? Where's Jess gone? I'm like, who the hell is Jess? He was on form though, eh? Like, he walked up to the edge crew, he just got himself in other pals and he walked up to the edge crew

and he just did this great big like, hoo hoo! Like big bark and I was like, ah, he's on. He was the best. Maybe we need to, did we even explain why I was in a dress? He was dressed as crew.

Hang on, he's just outside. Should we grab it? He was dresses, Corrella Deville and all the edgies were all dressed as down. That was dress-up. What was Jess dressed as? I don't know, Jess, I think. A home wrecker.

A home wrecker. She's dress is a hotter version of me. I'm as Ash London. A bloody version. The eye roll said he didn't want her, but he's walking in here. Oh, here he comes. I don't want to be on the, I don't like being on a microphone. Yeah, that big dog.

Can I smell alcohol? On a microphone, darling. Lofting in. Orina. Yeah. We're just talking about the... I got a hangover. Whoa.

I've been drinking too much for sure. I got a hangover. Well, not too much. We'll get... Oh, yeah, they'll put a podcast now. No, it's just the only fan, so you can say whatever you want. Yeah, yeah. How are you feeling this morning, sweets?

Oh, good. Really? Yeah, because the alkaline water must... I didn't have that shit. I did. It'd be drunker, I mean. I made me worse. I made him take too high. about at 3.30 in the morning.

Do you know, that's good, that's good. Got in front of it, you know? You've got one of those, I mean, your wife can't be perfect. One of those annoying wives that can't sleep. Far from it. She said she can't sleep until you get home. And I'm like, no, we don't want that. Because when we know we're pushing.

But did I send you one single text to say come home. No, he didn't. I said, have fun for the year. You've got to give it to her really. That's good. Yeah, whereas my wife, when I sneak home, I think I've got into bed, I've made, like, no noise. And then I just see her,

phone light up on her side of the bed and she's tapped it to chick for the time and I'm like, I've been expecting you, Clinton. And then she'll do that. What time did you go? And I was like, you know, you're just checking.

You know what I say. I got a text from Tyler, my producer, my producer, Tyler. Let me see what time it was. Is he one of his snitches? At 1035.

One of her many spies. She doesn't need. He didn't know what time you home because she's got everyone else keeping tabs on you. Adrian is going to hate me and blacklist me for life, but I feel like the content is worth it. He got barred and told to have a water at 10pm. No, no, no, no. Oh, that little snitchie.

Yeah! Wow! Now here's what happened. First of all, there were a couple in the team that got banned first. Yeah! Bella! Hello was the first. And then I went to buy some drinks and they cut me off and they said,

it's because the Dalmatians that you're hanging around with. That's why I got cut off. Because of the company that I was keeping. Did the Barton actually say the Dalmatians? The Dalmatians. Because you addressed as Carrelia. They knew that you were their leader. Yeah, they did.

They thought, you're fueling this party. You're out. So then they gave me water and said party's over. Yeah. Tyler's a good little snitch, isn't he? Yeah, he's a good boy. Yeah. I couldn't believe it.

Like, these guys really embarrassed me. Yeah. I was on my best behaviour. Have you checked your credit card? How much we've spent? No, no. And if you know a long room as well, it's like a bar in Auckland. Like, that is, if you're getting kicked out of there,

you must have done something bad, real, real bad. I spent $92 buying everyone at McDonald's for breakfast. Yeah. So add that to the list. Thanks for breakfast, AB. Appreciate it. Now we have to do it for the rest of the team. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, who, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Cow does not get free breakfast. He didn't go to the Christmas party. He stayed up all night watching Stranger Things since we are. Yeah, I'm so tired, though. I don't know if you guys can afford McDonald's. You've maxed out the credit card last night.

With Max. Yeah. No, and then we tried to get in that bar down the road, and for some reason they wouldn't let us all in there. It was like, the rumour would spread down Potsby right. downpods be right, the Dalmatians are coming. They let the litter in. Karela in her Dalmatians.

I'm pretty sure Karela's a man. Do you remember? They were like, you can't be lead in because you've all got your outfits on. And so I looked at him and I was like, all right, then. And I pulled my pants down. And then A.B. came around the corner. And I was like, oh, hello, Bob. Wow.

And we heard that, like, obviously, you'd take a change of clothes because eventually that leather dress can't become comfortable. And your change your clothes was another dress. What are you up to, mate? I slipped into something a little more comfortable, which was the second dress. Oh, I actually quite like this. There was a silky, compared to the other one, which, that was a mess.

And where is that dress? Because where's Sam? The Sam producer Drive. Was like mum of the year. Because I was like sweating like hell in this like leathery thing. And we gave her the secondary dress. And I was like, I was going to sweat. it out and just not worry about custody.

She comes over and grabs my hand and she's like, right, you come with me. We're getting changed. Tax me to the bathroom. I was like, okay, thanks. Let me get changed. And she put the dress behind the bar with some guy that looked after it. And then at the end of the night, we went to try and find it. And of course, nobody knew where it was.

And they're all like, I wouldn't know. I haven't seen a dress. And she was like, you will go back there and you will find my dress. I gave it to a tall guy with black hair, go and find him and get my dress. And I was like, we got it back. We got it back. We got it back. I don't know where it is now.

I think we left it at the second bar. Babe, I will never fit into that dress ever again. I'm so sorry to tell you, so. I fit into it pretty well. Yeah, I guess. It's a pretty part of my life. Lead and mean. Right, let's get some McDonald's.

Let's get up to. Yeah. Who let the doors out? Oh, it's Friday. That's Friday. Yes, the last. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, Jesus. Nah. Got his AB that has to do it. That's true. You got to give people what they want, don't you, Ash? Yep. Has someone removed my guest afar intro?

Thank God. That person's a legend. Oh no. We can do it live. Did we have like a hundred different ones from like different genres? That's right. We did actually.

There was like an op for one. Can you turn the music off so we don't get the podcast links right? I know it's such a buzzkill because I don't do it. I'll rip it down. All the content. It takes them three weeks, Anna, from podcasting told me. So by the time Spodcast do this, Spotify does the sweep, you've already got your views. Oh, yeah, fuck them.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Fuck him. Fuck them. I believe you would hear in the eyes. Guess a fight, what's that smell? Oh. A stinky mystery for us to unveil.

Oh. Guess the fuck. Oh, right. I'm doing it a little bit more often. Dad's like, uh. Which is actually the opposite of what I feel about this game. That's what you do for guess the quiff. You go, ah, because he loves the quiff.

Yeah, we're going to get cancelled now because of Spotify. They don't like, they'll take quiff content down in a day. Music two is. Anyway. I'm going to go this. Here we go. That's not bad. You nailed it last week.

You went for a three, three twits and I matched it. Special Guest guess. Okay, I think it's going to go up. I think it's going to go. Okay. Loose to tight. And I'll go. Yeah, that's bang on you.

How about your stage right in front of the boss? Yeah. And don't shit your pants back. No, remember you did it in... This is the second boss you've done it in front of. We did it in Christchurch. Oh, that's right. It's a big head of Christchurch.

Oh, he would love that. Yeah, he did. Here we go. See that, guys? I'll be here a weekend. Wow, it's like we're going to get me on. I guess the twiggy mystery for us to unbill. That takes about 30 seconds to waft over.

Yeah. Can you smell the big bricky burger? See you guys. Catch you next week. Bye.