The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Clint farted in front of the boss

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Began Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Okay, welcome to the OnlyFans. Friday morning, how bad you go to Clint, Ash, London and Dan. The first OnlyFans in a while where we're coming to live from Autotahi Crush Church. Beautiful part of the country.

But wet this morning. Yeah, but they're clear it up just in time for you to do your run thing. I was chased this morning by about 15. girls. They weren't chasing me for my good looks though. They were chasing me for my tickets to Electric Avenue. And I will say, girls can run fast. I think, feel like the girls ran faster than the guys. Who would have thought it? Girls can run Clinton. I know. Yeah, I didn't want to add to that combo. No, but you'd think, you know, just naturally, you'd think the guys would be faster. But no, I think the girls would have smashed it. I just do want to let everyone know that

I am waiting for a junket, an interview to start on my computer. Oh, who are you interviewing? A big The stars of, oh, I don't know if it's embargoed, no, but there's a new Colin Hoover film. Regretting you, the stars of that, McKinner Grace and Mason fame. Colleen Hoover is one of my wife's favourite authors. She loves a bit of Hoover. I'll give them Hannah's love. But it's going to start any minute, when it does, you guys have to leave the studio. Okay, well, then should we just get straight to guess the fart, and then we can leave Ash just marinating in your fart while she interviews Colleen Hoover's cast.

Oh, girl. Yeah, she does not want that. I mean, I've got a good one. I've already done one in here, by the way, and it was a real stanky one. That was Dan's fault. I had a bubble in my throat. Why? It's always my fault, isn't it?

I'll tell you. I had a bubble in my throat, and I was near Ash, and she got all weirded out, but I was like, get away from me, get away from me. So I did. And then Dan goes, every time he has a bubble in his throat, he farts. And I was like, okay, I don't want Dan to look like a liar, so I farted. You don't have to do everything I say. That is kind of him.

No, I don't want you to be a liar. That's not actually a rule, I don't think, but I didn't want you to look like an idiot. If I jumped off the Sky Tower, Clint, would you jump off after me? No. Exactly. So why did you need to fluff? He might give him because he can land on you, it'd be a soft landing, and then he could say that he jumped off.

Oh, why would it be a soft landing? Because I'm all fat. No. Dan, did you still want me to find this naked photo of my dad for you? No, you're not podgy. Okay. But you're softer than the time, than the... Soft, Emma, okay.

Do you still want me to find the naked photo of dad? Why would I want to see you, Clint has been looking... He had his pants down and he's dick in his head, and he's like, can you show it to me now? I'm ready. No, I... Okay. My backstory, I accidentally sexed my dad

I was meant to text to my wife And somehow it went to my dad last night Mortified I deleted the text I don't think he saw it Because I delete it within sort of five minutes And dad hasn't said anything And he'd give me shit if he had a cease

I was talking to my wife How I was going to send her a dick pick But anyway And then we got talking about Which is worse Because people said Oh I've had my mum Accidentally send me a boob shot

Like full boob shot The girl's out And I was like I'd rather send a DP to my mum then my mum sent her boobies to me. And Dan's like, no way, I'd rather see my mum's boobs. Any boobs are fine, not any dick is fine, you know what I mean? Yeah, I think boobs are boobs are boobs.

Like, I wouldn't mind seeing my mum's boobs. No, and then I was like, well, mum and dad. You wouldn't mind it. No, like I wouldn't. I would be like, oh God, no. I never forget when I was little, like, my grandma put her top up to show, like, she's shingles, and I saw her boobs, and I was like, is that what my boobs are going to look like when I'm an old lady.

Oh, because there's saggy old lady boobs, yeah. Well, what are you doing? Clint, you're looking through your phone to find a naked photo of your father. Well, no. I said to you, my mum and there would have seen me naked in the last two years, so no biggie. And then you were like, how? And I was like, well, I don't know, like if you're out diving on the boat and my brother's got a boat. And so we'd get on the boat afterwards, and you'd strip down and get your wet suit off,

and you'd be standing there stockers. Why your mum's there? Well, dad, definitely. and then mum if she I don't know walks into the bathroom and she'll be like hey what time did you guys want dinner tonight and I'm having a shower I'll just chat with her and then she'll leave

She'll come into the shower asking you what you want for dinner while you're showering Weird family eh I don't even want to go over for dinner It's just yeah Walks down the shower Hey Ash It's just like well the glass

Why are you shouring it? Clems the glass If I had the spa Then after the spa I'd like oh I need to get the chloride Of me Well the glass would be all frosted anyway And it's just like I don't know

Just like nudity's not really like a like a big thing like who cares like that is so foreign to me like I would never like if my mum saw me with my top off I'd be a bit like oh really so at what age did your mum stop seeing your nude well I don't know I don't think she went right 16 no more nudes for me I don't think it was like a thing where she had to cut herself off I think she is also like I don't want to see my son naked I think it's quite a normal thing to be honest yeah yeah oh thank you thank you thanks for having me we're mid we're mid podcast. I've just got a busy to come in to say hello.

Nothing wrong with that. Say hello, say hello. Yeah, yeah. You're all right. Podcasting you can say it. It's not like. You can say fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He's the boss though.

He can come in and do whatever he wants. This is his studio. Yeah. Finally, we're just talking about the last time Dan's mum saw him nude. Yeah, yeah. When was the last time? This is Ash. We met before.

Oh, yeah, we have. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're up Tim Lockhart in town, so I said we'll go up and see the edge guys. Mm. Oh, you're nice. Oh, good old Tim Locke. Is that him in there now?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, great. Sorry, you're midstream podcast. That's all right. We can edit these things. Yeah. So what's the subject today?

You don't want to know. You don't want to know. Clint was just talking about how his family sees him nude all the time. Not all the time. It's just, no, it's like we're just, if I'm wondering around, I'm not looking down the hall, making sure mum and dad, the hallway's clear, if I'm walking between bathroom. room and bedroom like not a big deal but what have you heard of a towel but i mean like if i'm show you if your mom did see your dick and balls would you be like oh sorry or would you be like

no like what just be like really it's weird that's weird mom would be like hey she's also looking me in the eyes if i'm in the bathroom if i was in the shower mom would be like hey clint the kids want to go down the road to blah blah is that okay and i'm like yeah fine that's all good she's not staring my dick while she asks i know but you just in the peripheral though because you can look at someone in the eye but you can still see that exactly especially clit's one I've heard the rumours. It's hard to miss. But I think, you know what?

You do want to remove the temptation, because I know your mum. The temptation, Ash. Make him stop. Well, it's time for guess the fart. We do have a guest in the studio, so I'm wondering. Oh, God, we can't do that in front of the boss. We can't. So what we do is, every Friday, at the end of the podcast, Clint does a fart

because he can fart on cue, but we have to guess what the fart's going to sound like first. So I might be like, it's going to be like, and then, down. and might have a guest into his microphone and guess that it might sound different. I would say if we're in Christchurch. This is the first time we would have ever done Guestafat in Christchurch.

And we actually did try to get rid of this game because we were like, it's not very high brow. Let's get rid of it. And also, anyone can walk into the studio, as you know. The boss could walk in the thing. And we did drop it eight. And then people got very angry about Friday's guest the fart being gone.

Well, I think because we're closer to the Arctic Circle, he's got a bit of a cooler sort of atmosphere here. Yes. So I think it's going to be a bit crisper. I also don't want to get stage fright from the Boston. I'm going to go.

I'm just going to go. Yes, absolutely. I'll get to have a studio. I guess the fart what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to one hell. Guess the fart. So I've done my later.

You've gone to Chris? Yeah, I'm going. Okay. Just a simple one. Let's get this done. Are you regretting coming in here right now? Yes, yes. It's how we do it in Oakland.

It's all right for you guys. You just have to get it. I have to fart. This is just a podcast. These microphones are a lot harder to get down than the ones in our studio. Oh my God. I'm the one that's to sit and stink afterwards because I've got to keep working. This is where we lose all credibility.

You're a fucking nightmare. Okay. Thank you very much for listening to the podcast. We've been Clint, Meg, Dan and Ash. I don't know who. See you later. All right. All right, Ash, you've got an interview.

You've got to stay here, right? It's fine. All right. See you guys. We'll catch you next time. Oh, wait, keep the door open. Rover, Music, Radio, Podcasts.