The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Clint, Megan Fox and David Beckham... What happens next?

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dance OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans everybody. Hello, this one going out to the gorgeous, the incomparable Ashley Bennett, who has just received or just taken ownership of a seven month old kitten. Or to actually know if it's, no she's had it for seven months,

but it's a young kitten, just a photo that she's sent through to us. Gorgeous's... No, she's had it for seven months. But it's a young kitten. Just a photo that she's sent through to us. Gorgeous little grey kitten. Very fluffy. I love fluffy cats. One of my favourite. No, not me. My allergies don't.

I think fluffy cats are more cuddly. Kimmy's not very fluffy. That's the only thing I'd change about him. I was giving him a bit more fluff. But her cat's taken a bit of a liking to my old air freshener. Do you remember how we had our faces on air fresheners? Yes, and they've still got you in their car. Which I'd imagine the smell's gone from it.

Yeah, so that just shows she's a mega fan, because she's not even using the air freshener for the main purpose anymore. For its main use, it's just me and my head hanging in her car. I think if I got a cat I'd want one of those like skin ones. Oh no, they're ugly. Yeah, but they're, I don't know, just they're different. Like all the skin ones called Sphinx cats. Sphinxers.

Sphinx. Apparently they've got very nice personalities though. Oh really? So the trade off of having no fur and not being as cuddly is they're very lovely cats. Because the juxtaposition of them looking evil as fuck and then they're actually super lovely is quite mean. You can also just go to a rescue

and get any old cat that needs a home. Yeah, I think that's the best thing to do. Can we use a rescue? No, mine, I need one with no fur. You need a pet breed. No, because I think I wouldn't be allergic to a furless cat. Guys are allergic to cats, but not allergic to plum. She's hypoallergenic.

What? That's crazy. Yeah. Well, I just got used to her. Because her fur is like kind of different. So he's alluded to my cats back in Wellington before they passed away. What? That's crazy. Yeah. Well, I just got used to her. Because her fur's like kind of different. So he's alluded to my cats back in Wellington before they passed away, and they had the very fine fluffy dander, like you said,

and Plum's more like, it feels like a rabbit. She feels like a rabbit, so for some reason he doesn't, he's not allergic to her. I just got fish. I can't get a cat. That's a good idea. I got fish once and Plum did eat them, so that was very sweet. Oh yeah, feed the cat with the fish. I'll send Kimmy over. All the babies. A little bit of an idea here for this podcast Meg.

We talked about it, I think you and I did, just a couple of days ago. This trend that's going around at the moment with the gorilla and a hundred men. Oh, this is an easy answer. Now, I want to adapt it a little bit because we've done this before. So say for instance, I give you a scenario. I'm going to give you you each a scenario and you'd say the three people that you would take with you Okay, but just before you get into your thing Are we all agreeing on the hundred men versus one gorilla? It's the gorilla would win the gorilla wins every time and they're unarmed. Don't they the men? Yeah

Coming in with a RPG and machine guns the other girls I think 100 men. I've seen an orangutan like beat 10 men in a tug of war, and he wasn't even trying, he was just holding it. And the men are all pulling it, I think, and that was an orangutan. They'd run away, some of them would cower in a corner, he'd knock them out. I'd want the gorilla to win, but I just would worry that 100 would overpower him. I think I'm...

It's horrible. No, I haven't seen, but I think, worry that a hundred would overpower him. I just, I think I'm... Oh, that's horrible. No, I haven't seen, but I think, oh maybe I have seen, seen some crook stuff online sometimes. But like, a gorilla could grab your arm and then you're other arm, and literally rip your arms off. They could just pull your arms off your body. No man is doing that. But there's a hundred of them.

Hundred men. What if all, fifty of them each got on the one arm of the gorilla? Anyway. Yeah, no, but they can't all hold the gorilla's arm at the same time. So Dan, you'd be holding the gorilla's arm and then I'm holding yours and then someone's holding mine. It's not the same, I don't think.

So there is a trend doing the rounds at the moment about if you had to take on a gorilla, who were the three people you would take with you to do that? The bear grills has been thrown around. But I don't want to do that because it's mean to animals. So I was going to give you each a scenario and then you have to tell me who you would take. To help beat the animal? No, no, no, it's not an animal. I'm going

to give you just a scenario. I was going to say I'd always take Dan. You just take anyone that you're faster than. Okay, so they've found an island off the coast of Greece. Okay, no one's ever been there before, Meg, and they're sending you. They've got Meg Mansell, a radio announcer from New Zealand. She's going to be the boss there. And she gets to choose three people to take with her. What you need to do is start a civilization. You need to start a world there, basically.

So it's going to be like a new city in the world you've got a clean slate there's no buildings there there's nothing yeah how many people three people to start first off I'm taking my husband you can't take now that's the next rule why because he doesn't like that he's I wouldn't procreate with my husband we're not allowed you know no but he's dead what's when did guy die he's dead. What? When did Guy die? He's gone. Why is Guy dead? It's a really treacherous trip getting to Greece. No, no, yeah, he died from a horrible tuberculosis.

Maybe take Dr. Phil then, because you'll be super sad. Can I take my daughter? She's alive, but she's been put in prison. Oh, for fuck's sake, Dad. So like, no family. I'm not allowed family, obviously. No, you can start a new fat meag Meg, you can get rid of your shitty family. I don't want to get rid of my shitty family! Well you're going to! For the scenario!

Meg, your family are not shitty just saying. Okay. Get rid of guys. I reckon he's holding you back, I've always said that. So me and three people. Three people. So it's four people in total, you and three others. Now remember you're starting from scratch. There's no buildings, there's no healthcare, there's no food. So what are you prioritising?

I think I've done this game before and I think I would just have a really fun time for 30 years and then we'd all die. He took Megan Fox I think. Megan Fox is the only person so far that I've locked into my top three. Clint, I'm not asking you. This is Meg's question. Okay. You'll get a different question. First one. Jamie Oliver. So she just wants some good food while she's there.

Yeah, do you find him helpful? I like him. I think he's attractive and I think he seems like a nice guy. And he's got a good head on shoulders if I'm studying community. He's about the kids. The problem is, he's like Mr. Bagoo without an oven. He knows fuck all what to do. I think you should have taken the angry one. Because A, he's older, he likes older men. And he is a bit sweary and stuff, and he's a bit angry.

I don't need that stress. No, but you normally like it when someone's like angry, but just not at you. That is true. But then I'd have to take Dan to get him angry at Dan, because then it's entertainment. No, I'm dead and I died in the same accident the guy died in. Fucking Jesus Christ. Okay, Jamie Oliver. Okay. Right, and now I need, so he's kind of my nutrition guy.

I need somebody who's gonna build shit. Who's a good builder? Don't give her any clues, Clint. This is your three people. Can I just say like, you know, like a well-known builder? Or do I have to say names? No, you have to say names. Okay, who is somebody who knows infrastructure, building, architecture? The host from the block's name?

Jack Clint You're giving clues I don't know his name Yeah, what is, who's the- Mark Richardson No, I don't want that one. I want the international one I don't think he actually builds the houses I want the other one

So you'd be a bit fucked He'd be good if he wanted to have a game of cricket Yeah Oh, I know who I want He'd fucking just smoke you every time You wanna play cricket again, Mac? No! No, fuck Mark I thought you were a builder What else can you do? I know who I want. Fuckin' just smoke you every time. Wanna play cricket again, Mac? No! No, fuck Mark.

I thought you were a builder. What else can you do? Cause you work on the Brawl block and turns out you're a cricketer. I can do this. Tools down! Okay. Okay. Kevin MacLeod.

Who the fuck? Oh, is that the guy from Grand Designs? He's not a builder! He just right-tiles us! Fuck that, how's that even a thing? You end up building and he's gonna go, that's a four out of 10 for me, it sucks, it's falling over. And then walk off.

I don't know any builders. You're gonna have to fuck him, cause he's gonna use this fuck. I need a woman, cause I've not taken all the pregnancies myself, so I need to think of a lady now. Okay, she's a load. You've got the host of Grand Design.

Yeah, I've got the host of Jamie Oliver. Jamie's like, fuck, how did I end up here? Sorry, sorry Jamie. Okay, and my third and final person. Jamie I was gonna end up having to build as well I'm not gonna have any builders Too smart and young and ready to have babies Just imagine he builds he's building everything out of pasta when it rains all of the structures fall out

Meg or Paige or another pasta house fuck Jamie Stop I told you to stop I've glued it together with pesto. Hey. Okay. Okay, my final person. I know I need to be quick. Okay, my final person.

No, you can take as long as you want. Oh, cause I've got one and I keep going, nope. Get out. I don't want that person. And they keep popping back in. Sounds like they wanna be there. They don't, I don't want them there. I think they're asking.

I don't want them there though. Who was the person? I don't want them. Who was it? Greta Thunberg. Fuck it, that should be a nightmare. Oh my god. I know. What the there. I don't want them there though. Who was the person? I don't want them. Who was it? Greta Thunberg. Fuck it, that would be a nightmare. I know.

Why the fuck did she do that? I didn't say anything. I just be whinging the whole time. Why are you doing that? No, that's not how she talks. Exactly. She's not coming. She's not coming.

What does she... Is it Dad or Dad or Mom? Meg, you can't do that. That's not how she talks. I'm sorry. She's not coming. So I've got my food sorted. I've got my building sorted. What's another thing that's important? Don't give her any clues, did. She's not coming. So I've got my food sorted, I've got my building sorted,

what's another thing that's important? Don't give her any clues, Clint. This is her choice. Shh, sh don't get this game, do you? You let her make her own choices. Maui, I'm just giving suggestions. Maui, you have to have, they can't be fictional people. Oh, Dwayne Johnson. I need, why can't I think of a single fucking human woman

who is smart, race, oh and sexist, and ready to be impregnated. So sexist. She's a smart woman. What are you saying, all the smart ones are old and unfertile. Meg right now is going smart hot woman, smart hot woman. I can't think of one.

I can't think of one. Come on. Nepier and Maia said Suzie Kato. I think she's probably past the fertile stage. Past the prime. Yeah. Meg's trying to use. Okay, I'm going to have...

Oh, we need somebody of color. I can't have a white island. That's gonna be a terrible headline. Yeah, white island's not got a good history either. No. You have the eruptions and stuff. Okay. Okay. My final person is going to be Zendaya. Fucking hell, she's got her work cut out. She's building. She's fucking...

She's like, she's gotta do... She hasn't even thought about healthcare. Malaria's gonna wipe them all out on day three. Shit, fuck, a nurse! No, it doesn't matter. There you go, so... Well, Zendaya's a good actress. Meg's only invited Zendaya because she's got the hots for it. Yeah, that's true.

Fuck, that clip was in my fucking head. I needed a nurse! She could pretend to be a nurse. I can't care. Think of that. Starting a whole news of civilization. Jamie Oliver, who's probably in his 60s now anyway, so he'll be dead in 20 years. Jamie Oliver, Zendaya and Kevin MacLeod. Jamie Oliver's gonna be in his 40s.

No, no, no, no, he's like- 49! Oh, is he? 60s. What a sad guy. God, I thought he'd be at least 50s. That is a terrible list. Okay. And I had all the time in the world for that. Now Meg, you can either choose to give Clint a scenario,

or you can have me give me my scenario. Oh, okay, I- Or you can me give me his one. I don't know what that meant, but that was the second option. No, I've got a scenario in my head that I could give Clint. Okay, I've got a scenario to give Dan then,

if he's got one for Clint. Is that okay, Clint? Yeah, sure. It's a lot more non-talking for you. Are you gonna be able to- Well, should we do Clint first, so he gets his talking done? Yeah, no, I like non-

I know, but then the podcast might end. I like non-talking for you. Are you gonna be able to talk? Well, should we do Clint first so he gets us talking? Yeah, no, I like non- I like non-talking. Okay. Okay. Dan, now this is, you're learning this the same time I am, because I'm, it's coming out of my mouth. You said you had no idea. Yeah, I do. I was thinking you gotta back yourself.

You're, uh, the last of us has come to life. It is a zombie apocalypse. Yeah. Everybody's a zombie. I'm a zombie. Hannah's a zombie. Jaws a zombie. Clint a zombie.

Everyone, you know that. Why have I survived? I don't know. I'm the least. You've somehow fucking, we're immune. You're immune. I would have hidden somewhere. I would have hidden in a cupboard and everybody's died and I've been a pussy in the cupboard

and I've come out and gone shit Everybody's dead. And you get your three people to start Jacksonville, but they're all dead No, no you get to pick three people even your family and friends are dead So they've literally just come from people so the zombies have come for just my immediate friends and family No, let's put it like this this helps Dan's blood is the only thing it's immune But he's only got enough to give his blood to three other people. Okay. Oh, no, you've changed the whole scenario. No, because he's only got three and he can't get around the fact that he wants dead. No, no, see that, no, you've...

No, they've all died. They've all died already, Meg, except... But now you can bring three people from the world, Meg's saying, to join you. And you can give them your blood, but they have to be celebrities to start Jacksonville. They have to be celebrities? Well, everyone that you know has already died, because they lived with you when you're hiding in the fucking cupboard and you let your son and daughter get, your son and wife get killed. Okay. Three people. So I'm starting the world again. How long have I been? You are but it's different because it's not an island it's the fact that you will need people like who can shoot

zombies and stuff so it's very different to my list I don't think I wouldn't choose Jamie Oliver for that. No. So we need to survive but we also need to cook. Yep. And we also need... Okay, so we need... and we probably need to restart Civilisation against it. Yeah, but probably know about guns and stuff as well. So you've got to choose. Willy Appiata. He's an actor. No he's not.

Is he? Fucking hell, Meg. No, he's a return serviceman who are very... Oh, he is too. He was a military man. Yes. But I think he's pretty old now. 52. He's younger than Jamie.

I think honestly, I think he's got an older head on his shoulders, yes, but he's wise and he would know, he would go, Dan, you know what, he's an AK-47, this is the best gun for the job. Okay. So Willie Appiata, Sue Willie, he's back. I was just clearing my throat. Willie Appiata, Sue Willie. He's back. I was just clearing my throat. If I get someone back, do they have to be... Say I bring someone back from the dead who was in their 60s.

You can't bring anybody back from the dead. No. Oh, so I can have some... You're not a magician, you've just got special blood. But you can give... Now Willie has got your blood, you've done a bit of a transfusion, since you found out you're immune, he gets to stay alive. But you've only got enough blood for two more transfusions. You've only got two more transfusion kits.

Celine Dion. Fuck, I knew it. I honestly should have put down money. Just literally, Willie will go, Willie wouldn't be like, whoa, hold on, yeah, you chose three people and we're the last people on here, and she's got stiff person syndrome. Why'd you bring her? What are you gonna tell Willie Appiata? Because I always wanted to chat to her,

I always wanted to meet her. Selfish, fucking selfish. But the thing is, this is an opportunity, because I'm a bit depressed, I've just come out of a closet. Okay. Yeah, we're all dead. And they've just said, your wife's dead, your son's dead, Meg's dead.

Well, this is backfired, because you have brought her along, you said just for conversation, I call bullshit, and Willie Apiata and Celine Dion have just hit it off and now they're romantically interested in each other. I'll watch. Nope. Don't think Celine likes that.

Right. Fuck, fucking hell, how fucking lack of like wolf like wolf alpha abilities does Dan have that he's like, I brought you all back, you're welcome in the audience, it's live in the world. They go, fuck him, he's not watching. And they go, fuck, and he's just sitting by himself. It's only three of them. Fuck it out. And that's the reason they're alive, but they still feel like they owe him nothing.

Okay. Okay, last one. Celine, Willie and... So far you've got guns. I'll give you that. That's all you need. Nothing. Okay. Okay, last one. Celine, Willie and... So far you've got guns. I'll give you that. That's all you need. Guns are gold in an apocalypse. So Dan's doing all the cooking? Go on. Whenever you win a victory. We're eating existing food. There'd be shops that have been abandoned that we're just going.

I don't think we need cooking. So you win a victory, Celine Dion does a big ballad and celebratory celebration of your rep... Can I bring out Celine? Cause she's pissed me off cause she's fucked Willie. And now he's got feelings for Celine. No, Willie's really attached to her now. So can I, is it just one more? She's just come out absolutely panting, being like,

God, now I know why his first name is Willie. Oh my God. Thank you, Daniel. I owe you my life and more You're absolutely personal. You know what you could repay me Celine by doing because you loved me live. Yeah, and then she does that okay? Last one's hard, isn't it? Because you know it's your last pick and you just don't want to waste it. Oh, meep hearted. No, it's a little run.

I can't do it again. Fuck. Oh, interesting. What's his name? Oh, Kevin McLeod. That's... McCauley Gogan. No, no. Nigel Latter You're f... okay well fucking hell

who's having the baby between Nigel and Selena and you No you've locked him in Nigel Latter Nigel I forgot about reprodu... reprodu... No you've locked him in I wasn't allowed a doctor No I need to reproduce.

Daniel, I got Hatskip Zendaya when I realised there was no nurse. You're such an idiot. When Megan Fox finds out she's not getting transfusion, she'd be absolutely... It's not all about Megan Fox. She would be absolutely... I just chose Nigel later because he's one of those people you know, he's very wise. You need a wise man. So you've got Nigel, Willie, Celine and you. Funny, because you and Nigel better hit it off off because Celine and Willie, you're off doing their thing

and you and Nigel's spending a lot of time together as the last two men on it. I'll go Nigel, what would you do in this situation if you've got the hots for Celine Dion and she's stuck? I'm not trying to be funny here, truly. Is Nigel deathly ill or has he? No, I think last I heard he's well. He's getting well, he's not well

but I think he's getting better. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Nigel Ladder, yeah, I've always loved last I heard he's well. He's getting... well, he's not well, but I think he's getting better. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Nigel Ladder, yeah, I've always loved Nigel. Yeah, fab. He's always got great advice. Quintical psychologist. He's always... yeah.

Quartham broadcaster. Okay, Clint. Your turn. Oh, he's gonna be so sick of Dan just talking every therapy session about hustling Deon fuck Willie up. Yeah, Dan, I told you six years ago, we need to get over that. Nigel, I just want to bring it up again. Willie. I can hear her now. Why are we doing it in the room next door?

Alright, Clint's. Clint's one. Okay. Clint. You have been tasked with a new, like a special role where you were sent to space. Okay. Oh, he's going to fuck Megan Fox again. No, no, no, no.

Now, the thing is, they're sending you up there because you're the top in the field of broadcasting. Sounds about right. Yeah. So so far all checks out. And so they're going Clint Randall, he's the best in the game of broadcasting. He's the, yeah. So so far, all checks out. And so they're going, Clint Randall, he's the best in the game of broadcasting. He's the best panelop in the world. Easy to imagine, yes.

We're wanting to start a radio station on Mars, and we're gonna be broadcasting from Mars, okay? You can take two other people to be your co-hosts. Two, two? Mm-hmm, two other people to be your co-hosts. Two. Two. Mm-hmm. Two other people to be your co-hosts and this one is different because Meg and I are included in your options but it is spread even wider because you've got the world. You can take anybody. This could be... Can I come back? No, you're heading up. You're heading up.

Once I get to Mars, do I get to come back? Oh that's it. I live there now for good. You're there and it'll be... I wouldn't want to take you guys away from your families. No, we'll do it. No, and here's the good thing. Our families come along. All the families come along. Yeah, you get to take the family with you. If you get taken up space. So if you choose Meg, Guy and Daisy, go with her.

If you choose me, Meg and Hannah and Kimmy. He's already Googling other fucking people. Like, he's not even paying attention to us, Dan. So you can start the best radio show in the world. You can invite whoever you want to be your co-hosts and their families come with you. Okay, the distance for a round trip travel time to Mars is 500 days.

Irrelevant. No, I'm trying to work out how long you're gonna be on a space station for. Forever, once you're up there, you're up there. You're up there forever. But then I'm on Mars and stuff, right? Like the Martian. You've got to pick people that you know you get on with. I'm just thinking like...

Megan Fox? We're gonna put an aircraft in like 250 days, that's like almost a year. She's just given birth. She's just fucking been given birth. Megan's gonna be absolutely red raw. Fucking poor woman. She's like literally a month ago gave birth. She's like, they're like, Megan, guess what? Clint's chosen you.

She's like, fuck really? Are you joking? Fuck all the people in the world and he's chosen me. Yep. She's never done a fucking radio show in her life. Right, and you don't know what you remember Clint. Never done a radio show in her life. You're going up there.

I'll help her. She's a very intelligent woman actually. And the thing is, so far, you don't need to change the name of the show you're currently doing. Yeah, it's still Clint Meg. It'll be Clint Meg and... But not the Meg we know and love. Yeah.

Clint Meg and... Hotter version. For Clint's eyes, I mean, you know. know I choose you maybe like David Beckham seems like such a cool dude he's really getting just cooking and stuff now seen so Clint, Meg and Dave. Clint, Meg and Dave. Meg hasn't thought this through no one else is on Mars so So it's not like... You know, you honestly, you're so arrogant you think Megan Fox is gonna fuck David Beckham before you. If I had the choice of you or David Beckham and I was the only one going, I'll go with David.

And you'd be going, are you joking me? You need to add Nigel Lanham as a councillor. I've seen enough Survivor that I just need to get into Megan Fox's ear and's ear. Oh, that was weird about what Dave was saying yesterday. She's like, what was he saying? And then, you know, and then all of a sudden I put them against each other and then fine. So wait, so you're trying to organise a fight between the two only other people on your planet. Content though, isn't it?

No, but David Beckham- Not much going on at the space station. Yeah, true. But then your boss is like, hey Clint, I'm sorry, the chemistry that you said you would have on earth when you've got up there it seems like there's a little bit of tension between Megan and David. Yeah yeah I'll be like that's people would tune in for that wouldn't they? You sure you don't want me to send up Dan or Meek, your old co-hosts so you know you know and love. What are they doing back on earth at the moment? Oh boy, people are crying without you. They're bawling their eyes out.

They're going, where's Claire? He's left us for Megan and Dan. Yeah, Meg's crying. Dan's... let me just check. He's vacuuming. Wacking. Yeah, vacuuming. Sorry. Vacuuming. Vacuuming is how? Oh, I thought you were hanging out with Celine Dion. No, that was on a post-apocalyptic situation. Oh, we're not all in our scenarios together. No, no, no.

I thought Meg was still working out if she can get a little something out of... She's trying to build a house with Kevin MacLeod. I'm like, Kevin, please. Kevin, do you even know how to use a hammer? He said, where's my drone? Where's the drone angle going? No, fuck, Kevin. Meanwhile, my first three, just me, Megan Fox and David Beckham. And I'm like, you suck, guys.

Do you also love family? Oh wait, does he get his family with him because he hasn't chosen wife or anything. He's like, they get up there and they're like, why can't I get a hold of Clint? All he's doing is, he's not answering his phone, Megan's not answering her phone. It's a nightmare. Oh, so my kids and wife are there as well. Yes. Yeah, obviously we said your families go.

What about Megan's families? Yeah, Megan should get married. So David Beckham brings his wife. Posh Sp Machine Gun Kelly's families. So Megan brings his wife! Let's go, I'm locking David in. Okay, so fucking poor Megan. I don't think Machine Gun Kelly's gonna like that you hired his wife to fuck. No, they're not together anymore. So Megan comes on her own.

Machine Gun Kelly and her split. Yeah, but she's gonna bring her kids. Yeah, but she's gonna bring her kids. That's okay, I've got kids too. Kids entertain kids. So Jamie's looking after her baby for over a month? Gonna help, Jamie will help. Jamie's gonna help, brilliant. While you're having sex with Megan Fox,

Jamie's gonna look after Megan Fox's baby. Well, she might fancy David Beckham. Wow, well there you go. So that would be the most sexually charged radio show I've ever heard. Yeah, I think when I'm on Mars, knowing I'm never coming back, I'm not too worried about the ratings. You know, I'm not too worried about, you know, how well the radio show I've ever yeah, I think when I'm on Mars knowing I'm never coming back I'm not too worried about the ratings. Mm-hmm. You know, I'm not too worried about you know

How well the radio show goes just want to hang out for fun people. Okay. Well, there you go Clint Megan Dave Well, what was the right answer for that? Well, there's no right answer is there? No, it's definitely no. Well, there was Dan actually it was picking us. Yes It would have been actually Jesus Christ. Yeah, although I don't want to be stuck in a tube of like For however long it takes to get to Mars with Clint. He'll be fucking gassy 250 days each way. Yeah nightmare Can you imagine us being stuck at we couldn't we hardly survived in safe house for four days? Leelon being stuck 250 each way. Yeah, you know well for not coming back 250 days to me. We've got to do a show God, I'd laugh at Clint Fatty in the space station though. It gets old after day three No, not for me. It means we've got to do a show. God, I'd laugh at Clint Farty in the space station though.

It gets old after day three. No, not for me. It gets old after day three. If he's going, you're not laughing after day three. I reckon I am. I reckon I am. Especially if he does it into your suit just before you put it on. Okay, now, see I didn't know we were going to have those fun games. I don't know if Megan Fox plays fun games like that.

Look, at that rate, I'm opening the door on the spacecraft before we get to Mars. We're all getting sucked out. Dan's gone, we're all dead. Oh cool. I did a fart, day three, and Dan got so pussy, he killed us all. Fuck. I knew I shouldn't have taken you. I'm like, I'm done. Gone. Boom. I'm done

She's probably a smart idea because I can do 120 your house is done to look real good Me Yeah, you'd read no sir. Never a true word said. Alright, see you tomorrow. See you guys. If you know what the correct answers are, you can post them on the podcast fan page on Facebook. That was a bit of fun, wasn't it? Let us know if you were like, no guys, you've absolutely missed a trick. Catch you tomorrow.