The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Dan plays with his toy

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint Meaghan Dan's OnlyFans podcast. Kia ora everyone, welcome to the OnlyFans podcast with Clint, Meaghan, Dan. Hey, just a quick reminder, if you're listening to this on Apple podcast or maybe on Spotify, if you haven't downloaded the Rover app or maybe you already do have it, jump on and listen to our OnlyFans podcast this week, next week, on the Rova app,

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and the better chances you have. I think we're doing the draw for that car. $70,000 Coupra SUV it is. We drove it the other day. Oh my goodness me what a car. What a piece of kit. I got to sit on it. You went for a ride in it Meg, you were sitting next to the guy driving it. No but we did that thing where you blast embarrassing music through the speakers at full noise and then Meg and I, and I guess Dan as well, because he wasn't picking the music, were all stuck at the intersection while everyone who's waiting to cross the road is staring at you playing the Stormtrooper music in Star Wars.

Or the worst was ASAP Rocky. A little bit, bitches, that's my fucking problem. Yeah, I liked it. I think Danny didn't love that one. Oh, I could not hide in the backseat harder's my problem. I didn't love that one. Oh I could not hide in the back seat harder than I was. I was almost in the footwell. You were hard.

You were hard in the back seat. Why were you hard in the back seat? It has happened in the past with Clint though he has got a travelling boner next to him. And just so you know it won't be the same Cooper that Clint was hard in the back of. It'll be a fresh one. Yeah a nab. Yeah. The first time I ever learnt what a nab was was fire Clint.

Non apparent reason boner, we hear often no reason. But the travel boner is different. You know why you've got a boner is because you're traveling. And I think it's the slow rumble of a car. So you're getting excited to go to your destination. Be honest. I think it's just the vibration that you'll be like, what is going on there?

If you're on like say a metal road or you've got a car that's a little bit bumpy. Have you had a boner today during the show? Not that I've been aware of. Just because you're wearing a pilot outfit. Definitely not. No, why have I still got this hat on? Take that off. What's the women equivalent?

Getting wet. Fucking hell. Oh, okay. Jesus, Clint. What do you mean? He knew that as well, he just wanted to hear you say it. What do you mean? What's the women equivalent?

Like you don't know. It's sad if you don't know. If you don't know, I feel so bad for your wife. How does that happen? Yeah, what's going on there? I'd say it's more of an engorgement. Hey Julie, hey Julie Webby. I know you listen every day. How do you feel listening to your son talking about female parts being engorged? Yeah. Anyway, I have an idea. Man's blaming Meg's question. Yeah, now it's my day to bring an idea.

And we've talked about a little bit on the show that I purchased a remote control car. It's a very good, you've even seen it Meg, and let's be honest, did you not get a little bit engorged watching me play with it? The remote control car? Be honest. Be honest.

Honestly? No. Okay. No bugger. So it's not a chick magnet or a pussy magnet? It's not a chick magnet because there's a lot of girls watching it and I was thinking I think it was mostly men watching. There were a lot of smiles from men. So if I'm a gay man, sure my goodness. Oh yeah, if you're a gay dude and you don't have a remote control car,

fuck you're operating at level one. Stop having a dog. Get a remote control car. It brings all the boys to the yard. It was crazy. Anyway so I've got an idea there's always secret meetings around this workplace or like stuff being you know people are always having like you know we should do this why don't we put my phone with the broadcast thing in the car.

Let's do it right now because two of our bosses are having a private chat, I can see them. We drive past them. Go, go, go, go, go, now, now, now, now, now, now, now. Strap the phone to the roof of the car. Okay, and you need to call Neep here. So I can talk to you, because I need to see the car. Okay, I've got Neeps already on the line. So Neeps. I don't have my phone

something with me, sorry. You there, Neeps? Yeah, you got me. Okay, cool. So you'll give your phone to Dan so that we can hear him and then Dan's phone will be strapped to the car on the OB line which actually picks up a lot more background noise than a cell phone would on a normal call. Go Dan, go. Yeah.

Okay. I'm looking. How long does it take? It's a pretty cool bit of cat-ay. Here we go. Taper. Okay and see a Dan's... Someone needs to open the door for me.

Or you can carry it through the door. Door's opening, door's opening. Okay, let me just test this. There we go. Okay, now Dan, still hide though, still hide. Yeah, you have to be quite stealth. Okay, go. The car noise is going to be loud

I'm driving over now I'm driving over obviously I'll stop it when they yeah okay we can kind of hear them once you get in position you have to stop the car so you don't hear the car noise We can kind of hear them. We're going. We're going. We can kind of hear them. Once you get in position, I think you're going to have to stop the car so we don't hear the car noise. Over the gossip. Quick, Dan. Quick. Stop. Stop. We should have 70kms an hour. 70kms? Oh, I thought we were going to the car.

Don't look at them. I'll tell you what, we'll get out of here. He's picking it up. What is he talking about? Don't look at him. Don't look at him. Watermelon. Just move your lips.

Don't look at him. Where is he? Has he put a mic? Has he put a recorder on it? Bugger! Dan needs some work. They're freaking us out. Sweet ground.

Yeah, thank you. Bye Frankie. I'm sorry. Can you hear them? Can you hear what we're talking about? Imagine that's like the Winner Week firing clip, okay? The meeting's over. So Dan, abort, abort, abort. Get out of there, Dan. Okay, go somewhere else. Where else is interesting?

So what we're talking about, Clint, is technology and AI. Yeah, and how... And how important it is that radio announcers keep their jobs. Yep. There's the podcast and what we're saying. Can they be heard on TV? No, I turned all the speakers down so they can't hear us. The bosses have just walked into the studio and so we're trying to not...

I've just quickly turned all the speakers off, they can't hear me. Danny, Danny! I think they figured out that the car was bugged. Shit! Did they? Yeah, I think they figured it out. Should I go out there and check if he's talking about it now with the car? I'm completely surrounded, I'm completely surrounded.

You know what? We don't need the car because we have Nepia in the booth right now listening. Okay, what's he saying? What are they talking about? I can't hear I've got my Fucking take them off Who's getting fired I heard how they's name. Cal's name was talked about. We need to get Cal in here. Yeah, we need to get Cal in here. And then what we do is we do an intervention.

I definitely can't hear what you're saying right now. Cal, he's in the other studio. Cal. Okay, and then we want to get, when we need to get Adrian, we need to get Adrian and Casey in here as well. All of them. And this is an intervention. Okay, and Casey in here as well. All of them.

And this is an intervention. Okay, everybody come in here. Kyle over here. Look at him swinging his dick around. Alright. So you may not have known, but we did just bug you. You've just been recorded. You've been bugged.

So you might not have noticed, but we drove a remote control car over to your little stand-up you call them in management Oh, yeah, yeah, and Meg. What did you hear? I will we heard the name Cal. I also heard Familiar with that name. Yeah No, I heard posy did you and pose with it? Oh, she's sick. Yeah, what's happening between Cal and posy? You met my sister-in-law on Tinder, is it? His name is in my brain. I've been thinking about that. It was either Posey's sick or Cal's sacked.

I wasn't sure. Cal's sick, so he's being sacked. Do I have to be honest? I can't remember why we were talking about Cal Why were we talking about Cal? Oh no no I don't know I was just saying I need to talk to Cal to make sure he's all over the hug our ginger day thing That's awesome And if he wasn't he's fired

I mean that was the case So was it really hard to hear what people were saying when it's strapped to a remote control car? What can't you do now? And all you hear is the noise of the car? Yeah that's really hard. It's difficult. Maybe we need camouflages or something Dan, more stealth. Okay, next time. We've got that, what's that suit that you wore in Hamilton that looks like a bush?

Oh yes, a gim suit. No it's not a gim suit, I wore that for something else. And it's really hard to talk with the ball in the mouth as well. No, it's called a gimmy, gimly, gimmy, gilly, gilly suit. Why don't you dress your car up in that? Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. The problem is we're not based in a bush. So, if we were recording a radio show in the wilderness, that would work.

Still though, if a bush drove up, I'd be less suspicious than a car drove up. Right, okay. Okay, well there we go. Paul, did you find out who scratched the edge car? Oh, did you hear that as well? I was at the meeting. Now here is where we can use your car snooping for good.

Could this be a thing? The car snooper, we need a better name. But um, yeah. I thought you were annoying. My idea was just, you drive your bush car up to groups of people who are gossiping around the office. I put my mind out who scratched the edge car. I take my bush. I find out who scratched the bush. I show my bush to different workers at the business

and then record them. Yeah, okay. Okay. I'm gonna step out of this one, boys. I'm gonna step out of this one, just because. We'll do it on eggs on that leaf. Sounds like Ash London would love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She could drive the car. She'll be better than me. No suspects? Who was the last person to drive it? Who was the second last person? Well, I drive one every day. So stop looking good for yours. Your crime suspect is at home. However, I drive the other one.

But it would be the perfect crime for someone that drives it every day to be like, who was this? Have you changed the number plates over? Yeah, true. Well, I suspect Which sounds now it sounds like on the first what I suspect is that actually someone in a car park has scratched the side of it And they haven't owned up to it Someone from the rock or mine So you can easily get in and out of the driver's door and never even notice the damage on the other side

But then I guess Now it really sounds like I'm saying, yeah. Then you just go and check the other cars and we'll check the back panel damage or paint on like a George car or a rock car or my car. But it could be any car park. You take it out and... What colour was the paint scratch? That's where we start.

Mirror? You know, the edge cars are like a mirror ball. Yeah, but should there... There must be some paint on the side from the other vehicle. Oh, I don't know. I have to go and look. Like if it's black and yellow, mine's looking pretty guilty. It's green, George. Tomorrow, then OnlyFans investigation.

I'm happy to do that. I haven't been able to find glass. Clint, you bring your drone. We need to cover the air, the ground, and Carl's got a remote control boat. It's like we've got the Ukrainian army. It's like the Thunderbirds. There's nowhere they can go where we won't find them. Thanks guys.

We'll catch you again tomorrow. Have a bloody good one. See ya.