The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Dans DMs...

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is. Hello, everyone. Welcome to The Only Fans Podcast with myself, Clint, Dan and Ash. Turn my mic on. You keep jumping around, changing mics. You're bored of one.

Today was my first day in my 10 years of radio that I dropped an F-bomb live on air. Have he? Really? Never done it. I've said so many things on here. Like, I've only been nine here for three years. The only time I've said the FOID is when it's been a pre-recorded interview that we forgot to edit the F-bomb out of.

I've never actually set it on air live. Really? Yes. But you're such a potty mouth off when the mics are off. Isn't it true? Yeah. And I do worry that because I've really only become a potty mouth in the last couple years, really, two or three years

when I've been pretty much on that leave. People do say to me, like, if you get caught swearing out in public, and they're like, how do you just, like, turn it off when you're on the radio? And I'm like, well, it's probably the same was when you don't swear around your nana. You know, there's just some times you just know you can't and your brain doesn't. I think today with what happened was I was so in,

I was actually just so in the moment and so amazed that Dan had DM'd DM'd DM'd DM'd her that I just forgot we were on air. Yeah. It was such a natural, visceral response. That's how you know I'm being legit. And there's a problem, but I mean, it's a good thing. When your chair on here is very similar to your chair off here,

which I think shows that what you hear through the speakers is actually who we are. Sometimes you do kind of forget, are we on or are we off right now? True. You talk about a lot of crap behind the scenes. I didn't even quite a few people, though. Like I thought that was sort of just a normal thing to do. Like who? Like celebrities.

Like I quite often de-d-in-them. You never know. Which one has got back to you, which has encouraged that kind of behaviour. Teddy Swims got back to me. He messaged me bad. He's about one-tenths, one-twentyth of Taylor Swift. Okay, well, that's one. I'm very full on you now?

Let me have a look now. You're going to have to probably edit this while I look for the celebs that I've d-empt. I got a DM from Harry Stiles after his last show, and I was really embarrassed because I realized how many times I had tagged him in things. Yeah. That he wouldn't, like, I wouldn't expect him to see. It's more of something like you tag him about his new song, whatever. So he would have gone, found my name to send me a message and then been like,

like she's tagged me in 400 things and you can't see them once they've expired. So I was a bit embarrassed about that. Like, oh, you think someone's losing? I messaged Liam Lawson, Formula One driver. That's nice. Did he write back? Keep being you. You just keep doing what you're doing.

You're doing a great stuff. What do you say, thanks? Nothing. And the next message is like, I hope you lose. I hope you come last. Like real Eminem, Stan behavior. I messaged this guy that I listen to. I'm the biggest fan you'll ever lose.

There's this guy, this country artist that I listen to. He's in America. He's got 600,000 followers. And I message him saying, you were one of the best country artists, in my opinion. Nothing. Who's that? His name's Stephen Wilson, Jr.

Oh, yeah, I listened to him. He was good. We'd never DM him, though. He would never be sight so embarrassing. Benson Boone, I messed him saying, Hey Benson, we did a beautiful thing, that hit the spot challenge. I think you should watch it.

Oh, my God. He does send them to artists. I mean, if you missed the actual show this morning, Dan was messaging Taylor because he did a hit the spot challenge with one of her songs. So how many artists have you, what about Lady Gaga? You nailed her. Did you send it to her?

We've hit the spot? No, I don't think I have. So just Boone and Benny Boone and Taylor. I messaged Luke Combs and said your song Five Leaf Clover is the song of our family. Love you to beat. I can't believe we have the same Fano song. I know, it's so good. Adrian's been learning to play it on the piano.

Oh, wow. So cute. I don't know how you played. No, he doesn't. Well, he used to play the organ. Lame when he was a kid. Oh, Amo. Don't the Eriva.

message Cynthia Revo going Love You and Wicked You fucking loser But you never know one time They might see it They might see it and go That's even worse if they see it And don't say anything

I don't want to be a cool hang I don't want them to be like Oh We used to do a game Years ago on an old radio session And it was like It was something like Will they retweet it or whatever

And so you had to All three of us Would have to like tweet the celebrity And then see who that Who they would retweet based on I guess who actually did the better. Did anyone get retweeted? I got retweeted by Ricky Jervais once.

What? Are you serious? Yeah. Are you serious? That's like Corrie highlight. Yeah. I think there was only a couple of times we ever won't. It was just when we were about to drop the bit because we're like, this is dumb. They don't see it. They don't care. And then all of a sudden you get a Ricky on the hook. And then you're like, oh my God, the segment's alive for another three months of nothing. But I think there were a couple. Ricky Vace was the big one.

Channing Tatum, maybe? Delicious. I messaged pink and asked if I could come on stage and sing, raise your glass with her. What is wrong with you? What is the fuck is wrong with you? Not only is she's not going to reply to her DMs, but you're like, let's aim for the stars. She might get me on stake.

Like, for reals, bro. It's like a make-a-wish foundation or something. I message Melissa Stokes, the newsreader, saying you're doing great work on the news. What's she say? What's the end game that you're after for that? She replied, she said, thanks, that's really kind of you. I said, hey, Melissa, just wanted to flick you a quick message

to say how awesome you are at your job have watched your coverage over the last week of the floods and think you do brilliant work as an anchor you bring real empathy and personality to the news hour you're awesome and she just said hey thanks Dan I'm married

what were you hoping for I was genuinely just trying to say how good she is and I thought maybe she hasn't been told that and I was just like you're doing great work sometimes that's all it takes to make someone's day and that's not I respect that yeah that's cool Should we go through our DMs, unanswered DMs, and see who's reached out?

I don't send DMs to, like... No, like, that people may have sent to you. You know, if you go to your other photo, which I hardly ever do, like, requests. Oh, yeah, and I check that because... I sent the DM to the lady that was playing Elsa in the Frozen musical I saw in Broadway, and I said, hey, Jenna, my wife and I came to Frozen tonight and were blown away. You and the rest of the cast were incredible. Your performance of let it go was outstanding.

I just wanted to reach out and say You should be so proud of yourself Nothing I don't have any unfortunately I'm sorry Yeah because she just meets up with them And just actually just actually No I just don't message them

Because I'm I don't know I message Helenstine brothers Asking if any of the brothers are still alive I've got to go guys But you can continue on okay Okay yeah yeah Ash is she's like

I'm done with this chat No I do I have another radio show that I do, that we don't talk, we pretend that we don't talk about, but I have other jobs. Love you guys. Yeah, love you. Great show today. Yeah. Clint has a message Love Island and said, how can I get on there?

You are like, no offense. It's that of us. Calvin Harris, I sent him a voice message. What's this? Hi, Calvin. Just Dan here. Just wanting to know if you could give me a bit of coaching. I'm going up against me. tomorrow in a little bit of a battle, DJ-wise.

So you can just, you know, show me your spinning techniques, bro. Yeah, anyway, that's message to Calvin Harris. Fuck, and this is all because Teddy Swims flicked you a message once, encouraged you that, you know, others may also reach out. They aren't all as good as Teddy. He's unique. I've messaged this to David Getter.

Hi, David Getter. Just be Dan here. I'm from New Zealand. Just wanting to know if you could possibly just give me some tips. some, um, just a new DJ getting into the, into the, into the game. Yeah, I just wanted to know if you could, uh, be my, oh, how do I stop that? How did he, pretty do you get back to you? Nothing.

The crazy thing about this is, like, this is just Dan Webby. Like, you couldn't make this shit up. You couldn't write this if you tried. It's just Dan. And that, this is exact, this is proof that, um, for those that didn't believe Dan's diary was legit, you know, when we found old journals in Dan's mum's house. Oh, we used to get a lot. of actually people be like, this can't be real.

Dan's making this up, you know, and the fact that we then found a second diary, like, months later, and it sounded like, oh, it worked well, let's write a few more. But it was one of those things, like, as you're reading, like, you can't make this shit up. And that's why we would start taking photos of the diary to show, A, how old the journal was, and be, just the writing and just the kiddy nature of it. It's like, I feel like an astronomer or, like, a scientist where they don't know the extent of the universe, and there's still so many more mysteries. Like when I'm in producer mode

and I look at Dan and I'm just like, that's what it's like. You just don't know what's going to come next. There's like there's so many more mysteries here. I messaged M&M. I messaged M and M asking him to come on our show to talk about his new track. That was seven years ago. What did he say?

Nothing. What was the text? Tony Hawk, could you give me some tips on skateboarding? Fuck off. You, I'm fucking making this shit. I swear on my life. because that's when I was learning to skate that was most of it's for work

to be fair I want to dig into you learning to skate as well no you know what happened I asked the killers how long it took them to write Mr Brightside fuck off you didn't fuck this should be on the on the radio

yeah Dan ended up buying a skateboard are you on sale to Kim Kardashian Fair enough I think we've all done that one Dan and Dan wanted to start skateboarding bring the content to wear but then he wanted to invoice work for the skateboard in case he's like the boss he was like I'm not paying for it and then Dan's like all right well you don't

get any skateboard content on the air then and like held the skateboard content at ransom the real gotcha in a negotiation that one yeah do you know what he might have paid for if he could if Tony Hawk was going to come on but yeah didn't happen yeah um Kim Kardashian's boobie's real the not didn't reply I don't think so didn't reply I think you can Google I don't know I said morning Paris Goebel Morning Paris Dan here from the edge Hope you are doing well

Do Do What are you doing? I hope you were doing well Well I just don't want to read that bit Because I asked her She remembers me from school Yeah I was going to say

You could actually get a hit from her Because he's a Kiwi choreographer He's worked with like Beyonce And Yeah I was asking her if she could come on a track with me That's gross You shouldn't ask her to do that

Like do some vocal on a track But she didn't reply On the vocal Okay I don't think she's a vocalist She's a choreographer Yes No she can sing

Because I did a musical With her back in the day That's cool And so she can sing very well Yeah That's about I mean I could keep going That's about it

That's like there's like 20 celebrities I messaged Mike King And ask him what size gumboot he is I don't know why I did that Oh he probably has that gumboot foundation You know he like raise money You should have his own gumboots then Oh you fucking

You emailed message to him Yeah, I know, but I don't know why, I don't know why I messaged Joel Shadbolt from LAB and said, what a great yarn that was After he'd been in for an interview What did he say? Nothing He's like, you're the fuck as this guy

You're like, it's me, I just spoke here on the radio Oh, fuck me What a guy David Farrier I just sent him praying emojis God knows why I did that Have you done one to Lewis Hamilton yet?

No. Oh, let's start that one. Let's send a different person a DM every day after the podcast and then we'll check and see if they've got back to you. I dare you. I dare you to message Lewis Hamilton

and say, hey, I love that musical about you. No, I'm not going to embarrass myself in front of Lewis. Oh, yeah, we don't want you to get embarrassed. Yeah, God forbid. Okay, what celebrity can we aim for? that there's a chance they'd see it at least Tell Eminem that he's a B-lister

I've already messaged him Have you? Oh yeah I've messaged him Asking if he'd come on the show Who would Who would you be able to message I'd still be impressive if they got back to you

Oh no I have messaged Lewis Hamilton I've said great race Fuck Why because he's I don't know which race it was And then I did a post for him going love this guy. He's carried himself so well in his career.

It's such an incredible role model to many and can't wait to see him in red next year. Lewis Hamilton. He didn't reply. It is nice that you want to give people a G up. I just don't think celebrities need it. You could actually give your powers of jeeing people up to people that will actually see it and appreciate it. You never know how bad someone's day is

just because they're a celebrity doesn't mean they're having a bad day. Oh, I think Lewis Hamilton's worst day. He's been very, actually very, very, He's been very out of sorts recently because his car's not performing the way he wants it to and so he's been very sad. I'm sure all the hot women that he goes home to or the paycheck that gets delivered to his bank account each week

for being a Formula One driver softens the blow. I'm just going to go, Lewis Hamilton, hope you well. Hope you well, bro. We're going with a Lewis DM. Well, bro, love your work. You suit me. Maybe a message like Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys. Nick Carter.

Someone like, someone I think It would still be epic if he replied But there's a chance that Nick Carter Is the type of person That might see your DM He's got 2.4 million followers He's not gonna What about Lewis?

Oh Lewis has got more Yeah well So that shouldn't stop him What's I say to Nick Carter? Love your little vest you're wearing No, tell him that you've You're being saving All year

To head over to Vegas to watch them at the sphere and you saw them last weekend and they were incredible absolute life highlight Vegas and saw you a couple of weeks ago I appreciated you signing that thing

for my daughter she says hi you guys are the best because I'm... Of my life of my life my daughter likes you no my daughter

I missed that Who's he messaging now? Nick Carter. Oh, fucking the backstreet boys. I've been saving all year to see you in Vegas and saw you a couple of weeks ago. Best night in my life. You to man. You dumb man.

Man, thanks for signing my daughter's tit. Elvinae, you got the wrong, dude. There must have been Howie or AJ. Something heaven might have done. Thanks for signing my daughter. No. Signing. Thanks for how do you spell sign?

You can get a sounding my daughter's t-shirt But then you're banking on the fact that he knows He's signed a t-shirt last week No, I won't say that because he might not do signings I know, but I feel like Is he going to respond to a grown-ass man? If you're ever in Auckland and want dinner? No!

That's all my wife wanted to do when Teddy Swims comes over She's like, message him, tell him we have him over for dinner in his team Because, and I was like, no, he'd just go to a restaurant She's like, yeah, but he probably gets sick of hotels and restaurant It might be nice to have like a home-cooked meal when he's on the road. And I was like, I think it's too weird, babe. He's going to be like, what? I'm going to invite all my team around.

I've been saving all year to see you in Vegas. Saw you a couple of weeks ago. Best night of my life. You'd a man. Keep it real, bro. No. I'll just say that. That's fine.

And then I'll go hope all as well. But the problem is you haven't asked them a question. Okay. You haven't really. What's your favourite colour? You haven't forced him to engage with you. Do you know what I mean? Maybe you need him to engage with you with something going.

Okay. Oh, maybe you haven't gone, maybe you haven't gone, Dan, left, and you go, how much longer are you going to be at the sphere? Because I've almost saved up enough to go. Oh, no, because then it looks like I'm wanting something out of him, and he won't reply. Yeah, maybe. I mean, hey, you're the expert, mate.

Any chance of another BBSB album? That's what I say. We got staff meeting, by the way, I'm from mouth of, and for the roll. Okay, thanks. All right, yeah. Barry runs out here waiting for you. Staff meeting, so we'll wrap it up. We've got Nick Carter on the, well, we don't have a,

well we don't really have more on the line we've just got the rod in the water when Nick Carter's swimming and whether he sees it and then takes the bait I've got my big rod in the water she's shaving it around and Nick Carter's face if he has a bite it's his own fault okay can um see you tomorrow can everyone from the edge staff say hi to the podcast fam yeah go on two three hi hi that was worth it Fucking negative Nancy All right, see you guys Rover

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