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Episode Date: June 11, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Kia ora everybody. Welcome along to OnlyFans with Clint, Meg and Dan. Thursday morning, if you listen to us in real time.

Appreciate you. Now Meg, you brought something to the show today that Lorde did on an interview in the UK and I thought we could try that on the show today. Okay. The three of us. Explain. No, Dan. You can do it. Well no, we all do it. We all have a turn.

I don't want to do it. It's when Lorde called three people in her phone. So we call three people but one each from our phone of someone we don't know who's in there. So you go, cause you know how you save phone numbers all the time and you're like from the past and you like go through your list of phone numbers in your phone that are saved and you're like who the fuck is that person? I know every single person in my phone.

Okay well then this will be an easy game for you. Oh but an awkward one. Yeah but an awkward one. Is this not call or delete cause that's not the game? No no no no, this is just we each hand our phones to the left. Okay. I really don't want to do it. So Clint gets mine.

Meg has Clint's and I have Meg's. Okay. Do we get, um, to play the whole stand up, sit down thing? No, I thought that was a weird question. You just have to have a conversation with them. I think you say who you're calling. Maybe we each get one veto.

So we go, Meg might go, I'm called, Dan I'm calling. Oh, I really don't wanna do it. Then that's where I just go delete. Okay, fuck, delete. No, we're not doing delete. We're not doing the delete thing. We're getting one veto and then the second person has to be called.

No. Stop it. Why do you get to make the fucking rules? You're not my boss. Why are you guys such pussies? You are not my boss. Okay, Dan, you go first. No, because you guys wanna go. I'm not going first. And this time I'm standing very strong on this one of you guys need to both being so stubborn

Clint go first. I reckon goes first so we hand our phones to so Meg you go through Clint's phone And call someone random from his phone. I'm just thinking I'm not doing this by the way I just I hate this what do you reckon? Lucky okay, I'll be the only one that doesn't do it on the show Meg and that'll be... That's fine Dan, I don't mind being that person. Team player. I really couldn't give two shits if people think I'm not too bad for doing this. If I get Meg's phone I'm gonna go through her nudes.

Yeah, you're just not gonna go through her contact list. I'm gonna hold on. Ross, Jacob, Sarah, I'm just going through her nudes. I don't know any of those. God, the nudes at the moment will not be. Will not be what? Probably as attractive as previous nudes. Some people really into pregnant bellies. Really?

Yeah. Who? You know why? Why? Because it means you have sex. Yeah, I think it's because guys go, well she definitely puts up. Is that classed as a fetish? Yeah, maybe, I don't know. I don't know if it is.

But it is, I love the way my body looks but I just thought it wouldn't be as sexy. I think it looks really good pregnant. I think when I'm saying that guys will look at a woman, that's why, you know guys who have pregnancy fetishes, I'm trying to understand it and I'm thinking that must be where it comes from. Is it or not? I thought my wife was hot when she was pregnant. But you know she puts out, so maybe that's not the theory then. I see what you mean.

I didn't know being thought pregnant women were. There's something like, I think maybe you might have to have the love there already. You know you must, you like really love them and then when they're pregnant you're like that is amazing that you're growing, you know, and it just makes it solidifies that kind of... Yeah but it's like because they're growing your child. But people that find a random chick who's pregnant, hot, where's that come from? That's fetish.

Yeah, well, mic's off for a second. Oh, okay. No! Oh no! I did, I always thought it was like- No, they're just thinking, no. Oh, okay. I think, I think- I think- You know what, I think it's was like... No, they're just thinking, no. Oh, okay. I think, you know what, I think it's like a...

Well, we haven't cleared up because people didn't hear what you said. Oh, no, I'm glad that... She said something that was completely left of field. I think it's more of like a... Sound ball from Meg, like so foul. It's like an animalistic level. I think if you look at a woman that's pregnant from a guy, you're like she's a carrier. You know, like she's a good person to procreate with.

And not because her pregnant belly typically stretches her bikini top and shows more under boob or anything. And your boobs get bigger and all that jazz. That's a different one, I think, Clint. Yeah, that's just you wanting to see boobies. I know, I'm trying to understand it, but yeah, hard to know. How do we get to this? Because I said if Clint goes through my phone, there'll be nudes. But they won't be the nudes. How fresh are the freshest nudes that are there? Clint give me your phone. Come on, we'll call someone from your phone.

You're not looking at my nudes. I'm not looking at your nudes, I'm looking at your phone list. What day was it today? Two days ago. Two days ago? You said to nude two days ago. No, I took a nude. Why?

Look at my body. It's different. Oh, not a sexual thing. No, it's just literally. That's what I mean. I know there are nudes. It's just like, there's my body. I've never sent a nude.

Never. Oh, should we go and send you to the bathroom to take one? No. Yeah, that's fun. No, I love how you smoke screen in this. I like OnlyFans for the fact that we sit in the pocket and we just talk shit and I think even though some of the little games and things we do I think are fun. Sometimes when we just try and find a game it becomes almost like the radio show. You know it's like we're now trying to find things and how we set it up and how we execute it. Whereas the only fans I loved about it was how it was just so loose. You going right now to the bathroom that it wasn't prepped at all to take a naked photo of yourself for the first time. That's fun.

For you it is. There's nothing fun about it for me. And then no one will see the photo except you and will get you to come back in and critique it and see what you like about it. Don't like it. Send it to your wife if it's good. Yeah, and if it's good you can send it. You put a filter and stuff on it.

It won't be good. If it's a nude of me, it will not be good. Not even Hannah will think. Then you've got to stop saying that about yourself. But it's not, no but here's the thing, no one, I don't look good nude, I just don't. I'm not that person. You need to do Dancing with the Stars,

I think that was the last time I took a nude. I was just like five or six kilos lighter from dancing every day. No, I've seen nudes of you since then. What, when? Well not nudes, like topless photos. Topless is a nerd though? Okay, yeah, fair, not a nerd.

What, like, where do you define as a nerd? Like I'm poking out a bit of butt. Like poking out my ass. What? If Guy sent me a photo of his ass, I'd think it was a prank. No, your penis. Yeah, and I think the only reason, Dan, we're taking a photo of our penis.

What do you mean? Or just like, or just body, like upper torso, and then nearly penis. But no, I don't want your ass. I don't want a photo of your penis. Or just body, like upper torso and then nearly penis. But no, I don't want your ass. What if I just like pull my pants down? Yeah, good. Like just a little, just before the bit starts. Yeah, it's almost like...

I don't want a photo of my husband's ass. I think it's more like you're showing like your midriff and your abs. And then you're like... Or just midriff. You're just getting the top of the pain. You're not just taking a... You know that little... Yeah, yeah. It's the start of the pews. The top of the pain. You're not just taking it. You know that little... Yeah, yeah.

It's the start of the pews. The top is the bottom. It's elusive. It's the start of the pews. It's like, oh, it's sad and the bottom is an illusion. Mine's not cut into segments, it's all one. You want it to be elusive. Yeah.

Well, elusive is hard to find. No, that's not the right word. Like you want them... It's mystery. It's meant to make you want more. Yeah. Go, take one. Oh, fuck, okay. word. Um, like you want them... It's mystery. It's meant to make you want more. Yeah. Go, take one. Oh fuck, okay.

Yes, dad! Oh, this is exciting! Yeah, it is. Take one. I'm sending it though, but I... It's up to you. Okay, it's up to you, but it might be good. You might want to send it to your wife.

I'm not putting any pressure on you to send her. I'm just putting pressure on you to take her. She's home today, isn't she? Yep. Yeah, she is. She's at home. You're about to go home. But how do I talk to you in there?

Because I'm going to be taking the photo on my phone. Does she send you nudes? I saw her the other day. No, we're not a nude home, you're about to go home. But how do I talk to you in there? She is a hot woman. Because I'm going to be taking the photo on my phone. Does she send you nudes? No I got none. I saw her the other day. No we're not a nude couple, we're not a nudists.

She is a hot woman. She is. I saw her the other day and I was like bloody hell. But I would never ask her to do something that I'm not comfortable with. I'd love it if she sent me nudes. She'd take a good one. Well you've got somebody who's got to start. What happens if I send a nude and she sends me one back and pings out on air?

Well then we'll see you with a boner. No. Okay, do you want me to go? I'm gonna try and get one for the nude. Do you want me to go on the tie line? Or just on the phone? Um, well I don't think I can talk on the tie line while I'm taking a photo.

Yeah, just do it on your cell phone. We'll call you. Okay. Okay, you go and we'll give you a call. You go find a good spot, probably the showers. Yep. Yep. See you later. Good luck. Do you wanna know what my plan is? cool you go find a good spot probably the showers yeah yeah

Good luck Do you want to know what my plan is? He sends the note to Hannah and then we'll play his game call or delete and he'll give me his phone so I can go through it and hopefully his wife will send one to him while I have his phone The fact that you've thought about that within 30 seconds is fucked up. But can I see it too? Yeah, I'll be like, Meg, who do you reckon we should call from his phone? Look, look, she's here. Oh my god, are we going?

Okay, I wouldn't do that. He's kidding, he's my mate. Man, his wife, because he's my mate, is like yuck. But if they break up... Okay, hold on. Oh, Oh they break up. Right. Dan. Oh! You know when you save a face to somebody's number? I forgot what night.

You know when Dan used my face spritz tan? And he used. Shit that's a bad photo. He did like 15 sprays because you know it wasn't working. Like magic on his face. You gotta leave it to develop and he came into work and we're like you need to go home. You can't be seen. We never were able to even release that video.

That was so bad. We should release it, like, let everyone know, like on a Friday for five minutes between like 10.30 and 10.35. How people screenshot it. Hi, hi, hi, where are you? In the shower? Oh, he's loving it.

He's loving it. He's... He's... Okay. Hey's loving it. He's... Okay. Hey big boy, how you doing? Hey guys. Hey B, could you just like say some sexy stuff? Yeah, yeah, okay. Here we go.

Your wife Hannah's at home and she is ready for you to sit on the couch. And what was that show they were watching the other day and he said he got horny from it. He said he got horny from a show. Love on the Spectrum. Love on the Spectrum. Okay, I don't think that was a show. What was it?

Um. Oh, um. The guy who started a farm. Oh yeah, Clarkson's farm. And Hannah's enjoying Clarkson's farm. She's like, oh this is really hot. And she puts her hand on your thigh. And she just moves it up.

And you guys are still watching the show, but she's just moving her hand up your thigh a little bit more. It's quite hard to get like the angle. Because I'm wanting to do it like tastefully. Yeah, it needs to be... Your first noon needs to be artsy. Angle because I'm wanting to do it like tastefully Yeah Your first noon needs to be artsy if it's just crass you won't get one back are you doing facing or not? Hold on. Yeah, I got face and you take face out Well, she's your wife. I don't think she'll use it again. Yeah Yeah, if you weren't married I'd say face out. No one's showing their ex-husbands nudes to anyone are they? Oh sometimes they laugh. No I'm joking. I'm joking. God

horrible thing to say. Horrible thing. That's not true. What do you think he's doing? Is he trying to, is he doing the fire starter? You know? Okay, do you need some more? Okay, pizza shapes. Okay, I've got something. Really? He's got something, he's got a photo! I've got three options. Wow! Okay, so are you fully naked right now?

Um, well you'll see. hold on, I'll come back. If we get a look, if we get a look? Lucky us. Okay Meg, you can look, I don't want Clint to see it. That's so, isn't that fucking hilarious that that is our friendship? That I can see it in spite? I would show Dan a photo of my nude self

where I showed it to Meg. Actually no, I changed that round, I want Clint to see it and Meg can't see it. Aww bugger! Ha ha ha! Nah, cause I actually think my wife would be, and I want to respect her. She wouldn't want to see Meg to see it, but I think Clint, she wouldn't care. Okay, okay. You can show Clint, and then you should send it off to her. That's fine.

No, I'm not sending it, cause she would be confronted by it. And you know what, I'm going to respect her Thanks, maybe she wouldn't I don't know maybe I'll show it to her tonight and record it. I think she Would love to get it. I don't know I'm back, but I think she Pretends she wouldn't because she doesn't want you to feel pressured to have to send it But if you did just send it she'd be like fuck you Dan. I think she'd love it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but she doesn't want to say she loves it because then she makes Dan feel.

He's laughing, shoot. Oh my God. Okay, so it's starting on a, so this is the video, the previous photo, okay? So you need to swipe to the left and you'll see the first of three nudes. You can swipe through all three You've got to describe them to me. Okay, at least come on

Why we do the fighting Nemo music Jesus Christ? It's massive Photo He's still got his t-shirt on but he's pulled it up around his neck Oh yeah, oh a neck Yeah And I can see his pants still around his ankles heshirt on but he's pulled it up around his neck. Yeah, oh yeah, oh a neck. Yep. And I can see his pants still around his ankles, he hasn't even bothered kicking them off.

But it's... Like is it that bad? She's going to pick you up too much time at work. She's going to be like, what are you still doing at work? He hasn't taken any clothes off, he's pulled the top really high and he's pulled the bottoms really low and it's a spy shot. Can you see the bottom? He's big, he doesn't take any clothes off, he's pulled the top really high, and he's pulled the bottoms really low, and it's a survive shot.

Can you see anything? It shoots down his neck, and it's juicy, you can see it. What can you see? What? He's here. Kind of. You know when you're like, you're laying on the ground and you look to the left in the grass and you can see like a little mushroom

A few meters away poking out of the grass line. I'm like, okay. I'll be honest. I looked at it in a purse I was like has he got an has he got an has he got an outy belly button or is that his knob? It is a pinchin I think it's too low to be a belly button. Give it here. Ow. All right Meg, I'm going to flash you with it, OK? You're getting a second. OK. Because Meg has flashed me your boob for a second once.

So it's the only... OK, one, two. The only three, two, one. Don't send it. Don't send it. It could have just started something beautiful. Don't send it. Don't send it.

Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send it. Don't send that shit! Don't send it! Don't send it! Don't send it!

Don't send it! Don't send that shit! And that is why I don't send nudes, I tried to explain it. Dan, in your defence, you haven't even put a filter on that. You could adjust the lighting and the saturation. I didn't think there was a dick growing filter. Well if it is mate, you want to pay for the premium version, not the freebie. There's nothing you can do for that. I'd love if I put that through the window. I think there was a dick growing filter. Well if it is mate, you want to pay for the premium version, not the freebie.

There's nothing you can do for that. I'd love if I put that through and they're like, you need to pay $12.99 a month. No diddle detector! To be fair, I was trying to hide it. It's not like I was... Joe! You've done a very good job! Mission accomplished! You've done a very good job very good job oh man yeah everyone's gonna go wow it's really fucking weird me he just showed a nude honestly I did it there's nothing you know there was nothing to see there

nothing that's tasteful how do I delete embarrassing. Okay, Dan's wife responds to his first ever nerd tomorrow on the podcast, along with obviously Guess the Fun. See ya! What a highbrow podcast that'll be.