The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Dan's on board with the lord

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Buckle up, lower your standards and prepare to question everything. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Hey everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast with myself, Dan and Ashlandon. Hi darlings. Good to have you Ash.

It's our second full podcast with you. Like the OnlyFans podcast. And I thought we'd get to know you a little bit better. Now Meg's really good at this. second full podcast with you, like the OnlyFans podcast. And I thought we'd get to know you a little bit better. Now, Meg's really good at this. She's really good at compiling questions for the podcast. And sometimes they're really difficult ones. Sometimes they're a bit silly.

Sometimes they're a bit sexual. Often they're very sexual. Very sexual. And she sent through a link to some questions the other day, which I'm gonna ask to some questions the other day, which I'm gonna ask you some of the questions to see if we can get to know you a little bit better. Now I'm just scrolling back in our chat. Are they sex questions or normal questions?

I think there's a couple of kind of sexual-ish questions in there. I'm comfortable with that, nearly 40. Okay, so this is one that you, this is from Instagram, and you send these questions to your partner and they have to answer one question of their choice. Okay.

Okay? But I'm going to ask it to my beautiful co-host. Thank you so much. Clint, you can maybe answer some questions as well. Oh I thought you were talking to me then. Oh you're still talking to Ash. I think you try and answer as many as you can, okay? If someone asked what makes Clint attractive,

what would you tell them? Um, he's got great skin, great skin colour, honey tones. Okay. Well, I use retinol and vitamin C. Of course you do. And I do microneedling. You can tell, you've got great skin. That stimulates collagen.

Okay mate, we don't need the full. I'm just saying like. Just a thank you for the compliments and all. Thank you, and you know the most important thing you can do lads sunscreen Sunscreen moisturiser when you're out so a lot of people are sleeping. If that's all you do and it will be an improvement It's a great cool. A lot of people sleeping on sunscreen. The thing with sunscreen is for me It makes my skin break out. So it's a bit of a cash 22. You need a zinc one

Yeah, you should only be wearing a zinc one anyway, but you can get a natural. I'll hook you up with a natural one Okay, please do. You want one that smells like coconut. anyway, but you can get a natural. I'll hook you up with a natural one. Please do. You want one that smells like coconut. Then you think you're on holidays. Yeah. I'm going to go one for one here. I'm going to go back to Clint. He's going to answer a question about you.

OK, go. OK. If you could dress Ash in anything, what would you choose? Oh, girl. That's weird. I should have prepared these. What am I dressing up as? Oh just t-shirt and jeans.

Like my little doll. That's a real, that's an abrupt question out the gate. Sorry I should have re-read these. Something sophisticated. But then also says like, you don't act, you think you know me but you actually don't. So maybe like a blazer pant combo but there's like a sexy top under. So they wanted to take the jacket off and be like, wow. Oh, she's a little bit of business, but a little bit of business.

Business. If you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. OK. I think that's good. Is that your answer? Well, considering I don't know whether your husband, my boss,

actually listens to this podcast, yeah, I think I'll leave it there. OK. OK, we'll move on. This one's back to you, Ash. What's something that would shock everybody about you that we don't know? That's a good one. I lost my virginity really late in life in my 20s same because well that no one would be surprised I don't think yeah, but I was Yeah, I was really religious for ages When I stopped believing in God, I carried a lot of like religious guilt and shame around sex

So I got started very late in life You just gotta wait till you're married eh Yeah In the church I didn't wait though Okay I feel fine about it I kinda did

Yeah, I was very religious as well Yeah, I'd already had sexual partners and then I met my wife and then we waited So I dated her for five years and we waited So was she on board with the Lord as well? Yeah she had never so I'm her first and I guess her last if you know yeah it all goes according to plan. You'll be fine you'll be fine you guys are so good. I was a hard core Catholic until I was 27. Catholic? No one says Catholic. We do, we do. No, we just say Catholic. Dan wasn't that Catholic, but when it came to sex with partners,

yeah, he was real high-cold. I love the Jesus. I'm not budging on that, okay? Okay, Clint, back to you. This is a question about me. If you had to describe me to someone so they could find me in a crowd, what would you say?

So we're at Jim Lee Homegrown, okay? I'm in the middle of the mosh pit. Ooh, that's a big crowd. Who, how are you going? Oh, Dan's the guy. In the middle, in the middle of the mosh pit. That's being filmed. And is, and is having an out of body experience. He's probably doing something that he'll later, no, he's definitely doing something

that either you're getting the ick from or he's going to definitely regret after the fact. But there's a crowd and they're loving it. And they're loving it and Dan feeds off the energy and the attention and that's what I love. I actually love both versions of Dan. I love the Dan that doesn't give a shit. Yeah. And just does what he thinks is cool at the time and I also love the Dan that after goes What the fuck was that? You shouldn't have let me do that. And watching the transition from that was amazing

to I regret everything is a sight to behold. Yeah, I love both versions. Okay, Dan. Dan's also probably the guy wearing the helmet with the GoPro attached on the front. Okay. That is, yeah. You finished?

Hard to miss. I think so. Back to you, Ash. If someone were trying to kidnap Clint, what would be the easiest way to lure him in? Oh, just boy band audition. Oh yes, that is good. And he's like, oh yeah, I'll audition for that.

Yeah. Hop in the van. Simon Cowell's back there. He's back there. Hop in the van, is the audition in the van? You'll see. Now I asked Clint that these are all gonna be to Clint and it's going to be about

you Ash. So these are questions that technically should be asked about your girlfriend. So let's see how well Clint knows you. Maybe he doesn't know me that well yet. If, although we bonded pretty hard today off 98 degrees, Nicolashay's boy band. I don't know who else was in it, but Invisible Man. Nick, his brother Drew was in it. Nick and Drew. I don't really get this. If Ash suddenly lost her memory Clint, how would you convince her that she was your co-host?

That's right girl. That's right girl, that's right girl. I think I would bring in like an air purifier. Oh yes. Being an air purifier, we work together. And some dental wraps. Because I didn't know what this machine did a week ago. And then I would explain all the settings and the different things and what it does.

And you'd be like, oh my God, he must work with me. I'm the only person who could impart that level of knowledge about an air purifier. Yeah, I don't know anyone else that knows as much about an air purifier as Ash. Or that brings one into work every day. Yeah. I'm gonna open this up to both of you

because I think it's gonna be creepy if I just ask Clint. If you both woke up and had swapped bodies for the day, what would be the first thing you did? I would go and chat with my husband about work stuff and I'd get all the secrets. Oh, that's a great answer. Ash is married to the boss. So I'd be like, hey, just that stuff

you were talking about last week, you know that stuff you told me like, not to tell anyone about, I've kind of forgotten a lot of it. Can you just run me through it all again? It's a great answer. I might have my first, because your wife is hot, I might have my first lesbian tryst.

Ooh! I might say, hey Jamie, how you doing baby girl? Jamie's like, God you're way better than usual. Jamie! So attentive and loving. And Jamie would be like, I told you, you gotta warm me up first. And I'd give her a 20 minute,

no I'd start with a 20 minute massage. Cause I know that's what girls like. Yeah. I'd really work her into it. But she doesn't want you to just massage her into mid area straight away. No, no, no. No.

Adrian does that as a joke and it makes me, and he thinks it's funny, but it's so annoying. He just like, no, I can't. Yeah, because you think it's funny and you're joking around, but you've also just started it with this like, you know, I don't like that. Or he'll be like honk, honk.

And I'm like, oh God. Honk, honk? Don't do a honk, honk honk and I'm like oh god. Honk honk? Don't do a honk honk as a joke. Oh god. Adrian. Yeah. Next question. This one's going to, I'm gonna give this to Ash

about Clint. If you had to bet on one thing Clint would never do, what would it be? I would say like, do something important without brushing his teeth. Like I forgot you started to brush my teeth. Yeah, have you seen a guy who takes personal hygiene quite seriously? I also get very annoyed when my kids or my wife don't.

And my wife the other day, I was like, you haven't brushed your teeth? And she was like, oh yeah, I forgot. I was like, well what are you doing in the bed still? Like go and do it. She was like, I'm kind of already like, I'm like, no, get out and do it. You only gotta do it twice a day. And when you tell the kids they're gonna do it, we're gonna spend money on her teeth and the kids teeth,

at least you can do is look after them by brushing them. It's like saying, Dan all of a sudden wants like improvements to his car. And then I'm like, look at it mate, it's a piece of shit. You don't even clean it. Like there's no way. You're not getting new spoilers at max. I read a thing today about um how flossing your teeth helps you avoid Alzheimer's. Wow really? Something to do with like the because there's more and more evidence now about the gut

microbiome and all that sort of thing that's connected to your mouth so the things that the things you're letting stay in your mouth. Floss isn't actually good for your gums either. You can get gum bleeds and stuff. You've got one of those. The aqua floss is there. I've got one of those. I've lost mine in the move. They're not that expensive.

Aren't they? No, and in the long run, cheaper than buying floss all the time. Right. You just blast like a jet, like a small thin jet of water between your teeth. Oh, you've sold it to me. I'll go and spend $400 on one of them.

And so much. No, it's a hundred bucks at Kim's warehouse. Are they? They're worth it too. I love my fucking... And then, finally. Oh, more questions. This is the last one, it's to both of you. What would you rather?

Every day for the rest of your life? Watch your parents having sex? The other one. Or join in once to make it stop? My dad's dead, so it doesn't work. Thanks for bringing it up. I forgot until just then. Nick Raffiglia. I don't have to answer that because it's too traumatic. So Clint, join in once. It's too traumatic. What kind of joining in like,

like you have to join in once. It's just like what counts is joining in. What's sucking his dad off? joining in. Just a bit of a... What's sucking his dad off? I'll watch mate, I'll watch. Watch every day? Every day? For the rest of your life? How long do I have to watch? The whole thing?

Neither of those options, that's both of those. Okay, I got an option for ya, it's along the whole parent sex thing. No, don't change the answer to the question first. I already said I'd watch, I'm not doing what you said to my parents. But you have more control over how long the one is if you join in. If you do a good job of doing it very quickly. You could really nail it. Disgusting. Family dinner would never be the same. Do they know I'm watching?

It's a means of therapy either way. Yeah true. Actually I don't want to ask any more questions about it because you're making it up as you go. Would you rather... No, here we go. Have sex with one of your parents. So I mean what do you want, dad, mum or dad? Oh god, I don't want to have sex. I'm not making the choice.

Okay, so mum. I'd probably kill my dad if I fucked him to be honest. He's not well. Oh well, you that could get his heart rate up. He'd enjoy it so much that his heart would give out. He's not well. Oh well. He's very well. So let's say you're having sex with your... Would you rather have sex with... I don't really talk to my dad either. What a way to start.

Hey dad, haven't seen you in about a year. Anyway, I've got a would you rather... complete. I've been dared to... fuck you. Oh god. Ew. Ew, you brought it up. He's always like, you only talk to me when you want something. I didn't ask him to have a hypothetical play by play conversation.

Would you rather have sex with your mum and nobody know that you did or never have sex with your mum but everyone thinks that you have. Mm. Mm. Let's see if we take it. The latter option definitely, because you can just deny it and be like. But everyone goes, oh that's Dan. Yeah, I heard he had sex with his mum,

I've heard that too. Oh, like the Marilyn Manson thing where he took his ribs out because he likes to suck his own dick. Yeah, but you either do it and no one thinks you did or you didn't do it and everyone thinks you did. Didn't do it. Of course didn't do it.

I couldn't do it, so yeah, it'd have to be the rumours. Everyone thinks you're your mum. And I'd be like, why would I ever do that? Every time someone accused me of it, I'd just be like, what a stupid rumour. And you don't have to live with the shame and disgust and the memory. Yeah.

There's no question. And I think if I did the other one, it would ruin my relationship with my mum. And I love my mum. So yeah. Can I ask you an Australian question? So I've got a friend who used to work in Australian radio. And he said maybe we could beep out the person.

But there was a guy over there called Trough Boy. Trough Boy? Yeah. Never heard of him. So I heard there was this guy called Trough Boy in Australia. And he got dared to, like a radio thing to sit in a urinal and someone peed on him. That sounds like Australian radio. Yeah. And a urinal and someone peed on him. Sounds like Australian radio. Yeah, and then he died.

Oh. He died from wheeze. He died from wheeze. Wheeze inhalation. I would know about it if that was real. I reckon it's a lie. There was one, my favourite Australian radio thing is, my mate Tim Lee, he was kind of like an amazing jock,

one of the most famous. Back in the day, he hosted a night show and they had this woman, this of the most famous. Back in the day he hosted a night show and they had this woman, this large woman come in. I don't know if they called her the prize pig. They had a name for her. And she would just come in her undies and they'd put like all the different prizes, like the pieces of paper in her fat rolls, like different parts of her body. And then callers would call up and be like, under the left tit. And then she'd lift up her left tit and they'd be like, you've won a thousand dollar Woolworths voucher. Wow.

And Woolworths goes, hey those vouchers we gave you, we didn't know they'd tell you we were gonna give them away. That's what we did, that's 90s radio. And she was into it, she was into it. She loved it, no no, she loved it. What did she get? Did she get the prize that was given away she also got? I think she was a little paid to do it,

but also just like, loving herself sick. Trough to do it, but also just like loving herself sick. Mm-hmm. Trough boy as well, man. Yeah. Maybe he wasn't in... Trough or trough? Trough. Like trough, like a thing that the animals drink out of.

Yes. Trough boy. Yeah. Disgusting. It's weird that you've heard of him as well, Carl. But anyway, there you go. I'll ask Adrian. Adrian would know trough boy.

Maybe he was trough boy. Maybe. And he didn't die. He just spread a rumor that he died and then reinvented himself. Yes. And he's now he's like a successful manager. He does. He asked me to pee on him a lot and I said it's not for me. But yeah.

He's actually troll type sick. Thanks for listening guys. Catch you next time.