The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS - Definitely R18...

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint, Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is. It's not very often that we do this, do we? Do we record a warning at the end of the podcast for the beginning of the podcast? Yeah, we're going to put this at the beginning.

So if this is the first thing you're hearing, this is an R18 podcast or R21 if you are a Christian. Sad to the chrisos. The chrisos are allowed to hear a bit of dirty content every now and then if they want. We get into, we tug into the Cosmopolitan sealed section which can get quite raunchy. Oh yeah, and then

Dan took it to an all new low. So this podcast can get a little bit frisky and then Dan, I think you're actually going to get like a proper serious conversation with the boss after what you did. Now, here's the thing. I, what came onto the podcast, the stuff that went on, I didn't intend for it to be on.

I was just doing a little bit of behind-the-scenes research and it was actually Clint that brought it up that I was doing it. I was happy to just be sitting behind the scenes. No, I actually Clint that brought it up that I was doing it. I was happy to just be sitting behind the scenes. No, I could hear it playing through your computer. Okay, well I'll turn the sound down next time

I watch porn. Okay, enough. Get into it. You have been warned. God, you can't watch porn these days at work. Alfred, stop. PC gone mad.

Hey everybody. Welcome on to the OnlyFans podcast. Fun little fact to kick it off. More people listen to this podcast than the show recap podcast, which has a lot of prep and a lot of effort that goes into it. Yeah, and more people now listen to us just dribble on about anything. God, we never do any prep for this one.

Did you see the cute message my husband texted me yesterday? Yes, I did the tearing up happy tears emoji. Oh, but you didn't actually tear up, right? Nah, but my emoji that I reacted to. Yeah, Guy messaged me

and said, do you know what's cool? I am a genuine fan of your show, like a genuine fan and listener and a genuine fan of your podcast

that every day I look forward to it coming out and I know that it's true because sometimes I will only know a podcast isn't up because Guy will message me and be like, where of your podcast. Every day I look forward to it coming out. And I know that it's true because sometimes I'll only know a podcast isn't up because Guy will message me and be like, where's your podcast? And he said, and I get to be friends with all three of you. And he thought that it's just so cool that I get the best of both worlds,

that not only do I genuinely like listening to your podcast and stuff, but you're all my mates as well. And he's never had a dedication. Should we donate this podcast? Dedicate. No, I'm going to donate it to him. He's going to double down on the mistake. Donation, dedication to the wonderful,

the incomparable, my friend, Meg's husband, Guy Mansell. Guy Andrew Mansell. Yeah, loves golf, loves his family. Now I wonder if this is going to turn his mind around because he's actually not huge on dedications on any form. So I wonder if now that he's got his own, he's going to be like, oh, these are quite nice.

Guy Mansell again. Guy Mansell. I was still trying to find that. Some fun facts about Guy. Let's do one each. Okay. Guy loves Formula One and he loves it so much, in fact, that he's named, his last name is named after one of the most famous

Formula One drivers of all time, Nigel Mansell. Right, yeah. I mean, he didn't choose his last name. No, I know, but I find that interesting. Guy is not too proud to accept hand-me-down clothes, and then when he wears them, he actually makes me want them back because they look so good on him. And I'm like, why did I give that one away?

He loves your hand-me-downs. A fun fact about Guy Mansell is that I think most dads are like this, though. He watches Bluey probably more than my daughter does. Yeah. If we have Bluey on, I lose him completely. I've got another fact about him. I've seen once a close-up photo of Guy's anus. Yes, you have.

Why? And he's got a fucking hairy chuff. Why? Why did we send that to you? I don't know. Meg sent it to me. I feel like I've seen this as well. I don't know why we sent it to me. I feel like I've seen this as well. I don't know why we've seen this.

Wasn't he bending over? And then didn't your mum's? No, no, no. You're different. This was like close up, like right up close. It's a different story. He's wishing he wasn't dedicated and the podcast donated to him now. I was FaceTiming my mum and I had my phone right in front of my face.

I was sittingTiming my mum and I had my phone right in front of my face. I was sitting on the couch. And Guy, to be funny, down-trailed himself and bent over in front of the phone to be like, lol, you know how you make people laugh? To distract you. To distract me. Like people do. They swing their dick around when you're on a Skype with somebody. He didn't know I had my camera facing outwards. Why?

Because Daisy was in the garden. So I was showing mum the house. I was just sitting there with my phone. Rather than just showing her your face. Yeah, and I was showing her around, and so she got a full-on... Rundle? Well, a reversal, actually.

A full-on reversal. And then what was funny is that he thought he was, like, he was, like, oh, oh, oh. And then all he hears from Mum is going, oh, bloody hell, thanks for that, guy. Oh, my God. Worst nightmare. Yeah.

Got us all close to a chocolate starfish. Guy gets. I'll show you. Do you want to see it? I've still got it on my phone. You still kept it. It was my favourite. So now we know why his mother-in-law has seen his balloon knot. I still don't know why, Dan. Why have you seen his balloon knot? I can't remember why you sent it to me. I don't know.

I don't know if we sent it to see could you figure out what it was because it was that close up I think we were all talking about this isn't right, I know we are weird friends and we do stuff sometimes where we go that's weird for most people guys, we're just too close but that is

even for me, taking a step back was it because I was talking about how I'd never seen my own anus no, I don't know why we definitely sent it to you or did I just show you a photo No you sent it to me

Yeah but did did me give a photo I showed Hannah and she was like fuck me You showed Hannah what has Hannah seen your own anus

Hannah's seen Guy's anus Brilliant Anyway Because I remember we met up with you guys for dinner once at an RSA

and when we were driving home Hannah said to me it's funny that we had dinner with someone I've seen as anus. Brilliant. There you go, guy. Still thinking about it.

Yeah. Okay, how much time between her seeing the photo of Meg's husband's anus and you guys having dinner? She said it in a way that was like, yuck, though. No, but how long was it when she was still thinking about it? I think it was like months. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow, way to go, guys. What an impression you've made, my darling.

Trust me, I'll show you the photo, Clint. You won't go way to go when you've seen it. And a good day to dedicate it because it's our 11 year anniversary today. Right. Dating. Dating. Megan's two anniversaries. And by the way, I just wanted to apologise to Ginny Butcher, who it was going to be dedicated to.

Oh, she can get tomorrow's date. Oh, Jesus. Guys swooped in there. I just have it tomorrow. Is it sad that I don't think I know what my dating anniversary is? I think it's August. May the 4th be with you. Oh, that's easy then.

But should I? Should we celebrate both? Probably not. I know that's a loser thing for me to do. It's only because we did our wedding two days after our... We wanted to remember it, so we made it as close as possible. I think there are like 365

days in the year if you can celebrate five or six of them by doubling up on a couple of anniversary dates, then why not? You should figure it out or make it up and give your wife a kiss and go, oh, it's our dating anniversary. Do you not remember? True. Do you remember this convo in August? Because Hannah and I met.

It wouldn't work for you, Clint. Probably not for you either, Meg. But Hannah and I met on Bumble. Yeah. So I swiped left. And I'd love to see the first conversation we had and frame it. Because we know a couple that have got it framed on their wall, the first words that he said to her on, like, chat.

Do you know a fun present that I still have is one producer Carl gave me, and he gave me my first ever voice break on the Edge breakfast show. Yeah, in waveform. So in waveform and then printed it out, and it was the first voice break he ever did on the Edge and framed it for me. And Clint copied that idea and gave me that gift. Yeah, well, I thought it was such a good gift. Which I guess there must be an app

where you can actually hold it up to the waveform, Carl, and actually hear the voice break. There's got to be technology. Yeah, there is one. Yeah, you can totally do that and you can like scan it across like a barcode

and it can play it. Or baby's first words or cry. Baby's first cry, be cute. I'd do it for you, but I'd just go onto Google and go picture of waveform and then just say it was your voice break.

That's why you're a piece of shit. I'd probably do that and give it to Dan and then he'd scan it and be like, I like penis, I like penis, penis, penis. It'd be like a penis song. And he'd be like, that son of a bitch. And then I'd troll you like six years later. You wouldn't even know until you downloaded the app. That's a good gag, actually.

Maybe, sorry, real quick, just as a real piece of niche, what do you call it, merch, we could get one of Clint's farts from Guess the Fart and do that as a waveform. Put that on a t-shirt. Shotgun not recording it. Shotgun not being with the mic.

I don't mind. Mick actually encourages me. I don't mind. I don't need encouragement. I think Clint's getting a little bit gun-shy now with his farts because we've made him think he's the fart guy. Dan said to me, he goes, he pulled me aside.

Was it, like, on the Friday after I farted in the chamber, in the anechoic chamber? I did, I pulled him aside. It was, like, minus 2.8 decibels. It's like there was no sound in there. So you could, like, whisper in the corner of the room and you'd hear it from the other side because there is no sound. And, of course, I'm going to fart in that room.

It's just me and Dan. I tried to. Yeah. I tried to queef. So I farted twice. What? Yeah. She tried to queef.

I was trying to queef in there. I don't know how to. And I couldn't do it. Imagine if you've just accidentally turned into this podcast here and it's me going, I tried to queef. I can't do it. I have the audio if you didn't actually hear it on the show. Oh wow. Push that. Listen to Meg laugh when she finds out.

Oh my god how was that? I found a dress! It's pure joy. It's like bad jelly the witch. Hey guys, just quickly before we get into this. Oh for god's sake! I don't want to be known as the fart guy, Dan. You've got to be careful, you're going to be known as the fart guy.

You know how sometimes you do those podcast teasers where you put in our story? Yeah, like yesterday. It was whack. Yeah. Can you do one today where Meg was just saying I tried to queef? Oh, don't do that. Quote Meg. Great minds think you should see my notebook right now.

Yep. Oh, for fuck's sake. This is what it's like working with all men. That's how we get more hits. Also... Bella, she's our web girl. I'm trusting you. She loves queefs.

She'll love it. We are climbing the podcast charts, and I do wonder if it's about me talking about her trying to queef or if it's the fact that more people are subscribing. So just before Meg gets into her story, if you haven't already subscribed to this podcast by clicking the bell icon on Spotify or the plus or the tick in Apple Podcasts,

yeah, if you can, it might help more people find out that Meg... Well, it can't, Queef, but try it. And that Meg's husband, Guy, has shown his... Starfish. Just chocolate starfish to his mother-in-law. We should do Guess the Queef Friday. Absolutely not.

Okay. Okay, Cosmopolitan is back on stands. Oh, I got Sonic. No, I'm joking. Go, Meg. I'll kill somebody. We just got to see the magazines. It's back on stands. Of course, left, I think, Kiwi News I'm joking. Go, man. I'll kill somebody. We just got sent the magazines. It's back on stands, of course.

Left, I think, Kiwi Newsstands for a wee while because of COVID. It is now back. I grew up with Cosmo. And they've written us an actual, like, personal letter. Oh, Cosmopolitan. So I thought I could read it to us. So it does say, also making a return. So they're just saying that Cosmo Australia is now back on Kiwi Newsstands.

Also making a return is its saucy sealed section. Oh, I love the sealed section. Not sure how Dan will cope with this after seeing his smelly hole episode. Oh, yeah, smelly hole. So there was a girl called Shelly Cole and she got bullied at school by people changing her name to smelly hole. Yeah, I know. And so they don't know if you're mature enough for the sealed section. Plus the OG centifold spread will be featured in upcoming issues.

Just an FYI, Clint. So you might be in it, I'm guessing. I don't know what I just said, plus the OG Centrifold spread. Unless you are a guy who likes to take Centrifolds out of magazines. Were you in Cosmopolitan? No, Cleo. Cleo, that's right. Cleo Bachelor, yeah.

Most importantly, Cosmo is a smart, provocative read dedicated to championing and uplifting women, much like you, Meg. Cosmo's like the one that's a bit older than, say, was it Girlfriend magazine? One second. Bella? Bella?

Bella? Don't you dare make... I don't want a story about my queefs today. Thank you. Well, I'm going to do it now that you've asked. Oh, fuck off. Right, right. That was funny, Bella. I think you can do it. Okay,efs today. Thank you. Well, I'm going to do it now that you've asked. Oh, fuck off. Right, right. It was funny, Bella.

I think you can do it. Okay, here we go. I'm doing sealed section. When Meg says, I've never, just take that out and just go, I've queefed. You're like, do it dirty like a Married at First Sight edit. You're a bad girl. Sorry, I'm a bad girl. Yeah, you're a bad girl if you do that.

Right, sealed section. I've done it. Oh, it's actually sealed. Yeah, it always was The science of the orgasm You can learn about that, Dan, I'll give you a copy of this Okay, I need that actually And then we've got the sex position of the month, would you like to guess it?

Oh So it's not going to be missionary They'll do something different Reverse cowgirl seems too obvious for a magazine like that Let's go, the butter churner. I think, no, I think it's going to be something along the lines of the... Wheelbarrow. The Iron Chef.

What do you think that involves? Oh, it's like a... No idea, but let's guess. Okay, Iron Chef. You're in the kitchen. Iron Chef. Cooking. The Iron Chef.

So it's something to do with like Maybe a piece of cutlery Wait iron Like an ironing Is it like We're talking like We're doing like cooking and The ironing Iron chef

I would have Or an iron Like a form of metal How would they use iron Yeah I don't know Like I-R-O-N Yeah Iron chef

How do you spell the other version It's about the same, you fucking idiot. Yeah. Right. I love when she yells at you. Do you? I didn't even realise she was yelling at me. Right, the Iron Chef is when you get your partner,

if you're in a heterosexual relationship, the female partner is on something like a kitchen bench. Right. And they're lying back on it. Looking up at the ceiling. Looking up at the ceiling, and then the male partner enters like that. Slides the legs off the edge of the bench. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

But I guess they're also suggesting... Oh, because you're lying flat like an ironing board, maybe. Maybe, or it's because you're doing it in a kitchen. Yeah. Yeah. And they're saying you can use chocolate and honey and stuff as well. So there you go, Dan. You can use that one.

Who's doing that shit though? Oh, yeah. Who's actually laying their partner on the... So you want to get into squirting. It's the next page. I'll get on them. I don't think you could get into it. I thought you could either squirt or you couldn't.

Apparently you can learn. What is it? Juice. No, I'm joking. That's one for the Ricky Gervais fans Dan's missed the whole joke Dan that was for you What's he watching?

Oh Dan's Dan's watching porn Dan's watching Iron The Iron Shift Dan you can't do that On the podcast Dan you were actually watching You can't and you can't show me

Lord please forgive my friend Dan For he does not know what he's doing. Turn it off. Casey Devose is watching porn right now. He's gone too far with this podcast. No, because we were just watching. No, she was talking about a sex position, the Iron Chef, Casey, and I just was doing a bit of research.

You cannot watch that on a... What the hell? How is our media works? It's fine. We're not blocking it. What are you going to say for a look? No it I want to see it for a look I just want to see it Everyone's here now

Do you guys want to see the Iron Chef? I've never seen two guys Come rushing quicker than The boss Casey I can't even go on UrbanDictionary.com Without the firewall stopping me So why is he

So we're going to have to go through The sexy pre-roll again I got blocked the other day From one of our own media works No you can't. Okay, okay. What are you doing? I'm just loading it up again.

Wait, is that in the... You can't. You watch that stuff in your own time, Daniel. How is that possibly allowed? And even then, it will rob you of intimacy. What are you looking at? I'm looking at the sealed section in Cosmo. This place has got a dog's eye.

Okay, you know who I really feel bad for? Guy Mansell, who this podcast is dedicated to. That's a real shame. I was feeling bad for him. Hey, this one's for you, Clint. I pegged my dream girl at a sex party. Don't turn Dan's mic off.

Anyway, Cosmo is back on shelves, everybody. You can all get a copy. Yeah, this has gone too rogue. I feel sorry for that man. Yeah, this has gone too rogue. I feel sorry for that man. He's doing a lot of work. A lot of core work. Okay, if Julie, Dan's mum, is listening to this, which she always does, could you please text your boy?

Julie, yeah, he's naughty. It looks like he needs a good dose of parenting. He's been out of home for too long, and look what he's up to. I think I was conceived in the Iron Chef. Showing off. That's disgusting. Oh, I'm sorry, Julie. Julie, that's really embarrassing for you.

I don't know what they... Apparently, I think it was in a pup tent. Yeah, no, we've heard the story. Yeah, sorry. And then both my mum and your mum clinched. They kept your legs up. Yep. Afterwards.

Thank you for reminding me. It's all right. I think my mum and your mum. Clinch. Keep your legs up. Yep. Afterwards. Thank you for reminding me. It's all right. I don't think my mum listens to this. Jesus. We covered some ground there. Yeah. Guess the fart? No, I'm kidding.

No, I'm not. You're kidding. It feels strange to ask people to subscribe now. It does, doesn't it? I already did earlier. That's playing again. Okay, we'll see you. Bye tomorrow.

We'll see you. Bye tomorrow. We'll see you. Goodbye.