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This is a podcast from Rover.
Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding.
This is Clint McGinn-Dan's OnlyFans.
Podcast, that is.
Welcome to the OnlyFans team with myself, Clint,
and then Dan and Ash London.
Guys.
So cold in the studio.
And I'm going to have to bring a heater tomorrow as well as my air filter.
And that's too many air things to carry.
It's colder than a witch's breast.
Which is tit.
Which is tit.
Yeah.
You know, I used to know, now there's this lady that my mum used to be friends with,
her name was Margaret, and she was a witch, self-confessed witch.
And I remember she gave me a hug once, and I put my head on her bare breast.
Dad's getting nervous even thinking about the story.
Be hair, be able, put it on her bare-haired breast.
She had like a low-cut top on, and I sort of remember putting it,
and she had a warm tit.
So that's like...
Most babies are warm.
That would have been back when it wasn't cool to be a witch,
because now it's kind of cool to be a witch.
Everyone's a bit witchy now.
Stevie Nix is a witch, eh?
Yeah, but back then being a witch was like Burner at the stake.
Oh, not back.
I'm not living back that time, medieval times.
The way I grew up was like, oh no, you can't even, like, if you go past the tarot shop and you look at it, that's the devil.
How old were you when you had your face on her breasts?
14.
Nice.
Why?
How does that happen?
Is his hormone and put his head there?
No, it was nothing sexual?
It just so happened.
How do you non-sexual put your face on your mum's friends tips?
She gave me a hug.
Like, it was my mum's behind.
And you know what, Clint, she's fucking dead now.
So up yours.
Yeah.
She died.
She had breast cancer and died.
And now you are.
No, she didn't.
She's never breast cancer.
Now, don't you put yourself in the same thing as him.
I was trying to be on your side.
She fell off her broom.
Oh, that's a shame.
I went to Pujoi over the weekend on the way home from Mungafai.
And we just stumbled into the pub there.
I was going to say, yeah.
Did you get a Poo-O-W-Lah?
It's so sick.
We did get a large.
guy, it's exactly what we got.
Man, we had a lovely day.
It was just gorgeous there.
My father-in-law was just like, oh.
Yeah, we didn't get to chat about the fact that you were supposed to go on like a naughty
weekend with another couple and then you ended up going with your mother and father.
We weren't going to be swinging.
We're going to have our own room.
Well, who knows.
Anyway, how's this, though?
So the guy couldn't come because he works for Auckland FC and they changed the scheduling.
I had to go to Melbourne and the fucking team lost.
So it was a waste of a trip.
So they lost.
Anyway, we ended up bringing out in-laws and Buddy
because they were going to be home taking care of Buddy.
But we couldn't get a refund on the rooms.
We're like, well, we don't want to lose the monies.
We all went.
And I got my period.
On a dirty weekend.
And Adrian spent six hours playing golf.
So I just sat by myself.
That's like the male version of a period, eh?
Yeah, exactly.
A bit of a cop-bloss.
He was so sore afterwards he couldn't walk, let alone, you know.
And then I just sat in the room, and they didn't do room service of drinks to 5.30 p.m.
so I just had to drink the mini bar.
It was $17 for a gym mini.
They were the cheapest one.
I jumped to conclusions because I,
Ash was like, she came back from her weekend.
I was like, how did it go?
And she was like, oh, it was amazing.
Adrian couldn't walk after her.
I thought I'd just been like, just hammering away all weekend.
No, I was just golf.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway.
Lucky you said that because if I'd seen him limping today,
I would have been like, oh, God.
Wow.
He's still sore, mate.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, poor.
I even offered to give him a massage,
and he was like, I'm actually too sore for him after.
And I'm good at giving it a rub down, non-sexual and sexual.
Last night I had a full-on fight with age.
I've just remembered this because I was so angry that I had my period
and the men don't get periods.
And I just, it was like he was the one who decided.
And I just came out of the bathroom,
we'd already done lights off and everything.
And I'd remember that I had to put a tampon in.
It's like, come on.
I'm like, it's so fucking bullshit.
And you'll never understand.
And he's lying.
You're like, what did I do?
And I was so angry at him
because it's like you don't give me enough credit
for what we have.
have to deal with every month for
fucking 50. It's so shitty
and so annoying. And men
will never understand. And I got so angry at him and he was
like, baby, what can I say? What do you want me to
and I was just shut up? And I just rolled
over and went to bed. I mean, devil's
advocate. No, I don't need you to be devil's advocate.
I'm just saying, in the moment.
Coming across a bit grumpy, Dale.
No, I'm just going to say. It's so unfair. How long have you been
having them for? Since I was like 13.
So you would think... Oh, here he goes.
No, no. I want to hear you. I want to hear you.
I want to hear you. I want to hear you. I want to hear you.
have thought like you
like I don't understand
I'm going to go sit in my car
hell
I'm going to go to actually
oh like this week
here we go
you're on your own here
can continue
does it get worse
as you get older
because if otherwise
it does that's the thing
you get to your 30
sometimes paramour
many paw starts
and you start getting
more symptoms
so you think
oh it's going to calm down
now and then boom
it gets harder
because wouldn't you be like
oh here we go again
being there done that
exactly and it's been 30 years
and I'm fucking sick of it
And you guys sit around, like, it's our cross-de-bear and it's got nothing to do with you.
And you never say, oh, that's really amazing what you deal with once a month.
You never say, I could never do that, the blood loss, the loss of iron, the hormones, the emotional stress.
You just act like it's gross, has nothing to do with you and probably ask your wife when she's ready to have sex, knowing you.
No, you do would, wouldn't you?
No, I'd be married long enough that I don't do that now.
And yet here you are trying to tell me that I've been having my best.
period long enough that I shouldn't be annoyed by it.
When in the sense I should be more annoyed by it, the longer
it continues. No, I was just saying devil's advocate
that some people might think that. Why do I need a devil's
advocate though? I know, just always get
to look at. Like sometimes it doesn't need to be a devil's having. You just need to go,
you know what, babe? Yeah, that's bullshit that you have to deal with that.
No, but that's what your husband tried to do and he's still
run in trouble. No, he didn't. He just said, what do you do in the world?
It wasn't my fault. I wish I'd left when Dan left.
Yeah, that's on you, bro. You've been married longer than
him. I'm pissed off, and I'm
sick of it. We should get
the only, we should only get a period
for the amount of pregnancies we want.
You want to have three kids? Great, you get three periods
as opposed to you can get a period for when you're 13 years
old until when you're 50 sometimes.
Even though that's
37 years and you only want
two kids, which is 10 days of
period is what you actually need.
But instead we're going to give you 37 years
of it. You shouldn't have come back in
Dan. Are you on your period now? Imagine if you
bled out of your
butthole five to six days a month and you were like upset, sad, in pain, had to like remember
tampons and pads.
Imagine that.
You guys would last one year of it.
Dan, come back.
I regret something devil's advocate.
Nah, you're all good, bruck.
Looks like you're going well in there.
So, have you learned anything for, let's pretend I'm Jamie and I've come in, oh, got my
period, darling.
What should you say?
not devil's
that's really hard babe
that's that's really tough
especially
I could never do what you do
yeah I could never do what you do
especially having gone through it
for more than half of your life
yes thank you darling that's so love
thank you so much for saying that
and I wish that I could understand
and truly feel how uncomfortable it was
so that I could
understand what you're going through
thank you so much
that makes me feel so much better
I'm going to have a great night's sleep now
love you Dale good night
See, it's easy
How much longer
Have you got to go there
Before you get to bang
Wow
I got the dark
Dark towels ready to go
I would never have guessed you're on your period today
I just say no babe
I'm not on mine
Aye
No I would never do that
I'm just showing off
Okay
All right good
Good chat
Yeah
That's a shame
Thanks for let everybody
You're an animal
I'm going to mark it in my diary
Yeah, it started two days ago
Okay, cool
I've got the flow app on my phone
Yeah, my mark down the ashes
Every fourth Friday mine comes
It's linked up to Hannah
So I know when she's on her period
And when to avoid
Avoid what?
Doing what you fucking just did
Exactly
Second guessing
Okay, bye you guys
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