The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS draw Clint wanking!

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome back. I guess I should be saying welcome back to us. But, yeah, OnlyFans. Clint, Dan and Ash, London, back from a week off.

First day back. Lovey week-off. It's actually more than a week, really, because we finished up on Friday morning, and then we didn't come back until Monday. So it was like nine days. Yeah. It was lovely.

It felt actually like a nice break, and it was, I did miss you guys, but it was good to sit. Which is a good feeling, though. I love my, I'm happy to be at home with my family resting, but I didn't get the Sunday scarries yesterday. Yeah. I thought I would, but I was like, no, bring it on. I reckon I woke up, average wake-up time instead of like 10 past 4. It was probably 9. Do you wake up 10 past 4?

I work up at 4.30. Oh, I snows. 30, do you? And then I'm in the car by like 10 past 5. So what are you do in between, so you wake up at 4.30? And then I snooze for 10 minutes. So you're not getting up to a 440. Yeah, often.

I'm hopping the shower and I know I need to be dressed by 5 o'clock. So I've got like 10, 15 minutes to have a shower, get dressed. And then I go downstairs and I have to do my morning drawing for buddy, five minutes. And then I go and get all my supplements and foodie bits together. And then I'm in the car. Okay, I could cut out some time there. Don't draw your son a painting. I should do it the night before.

Yeah, but don't bother. What picture did you do? Well, he requests the picture every night And it's a thing So last night he wanted a portrait of mummy And Daddy and Buddy But usually it's like I want writer from Paul Patrol doing a poo

Or I want You know, Captain Barnacles In a drawing skills like They're getting pretty good Give the hot tip Okay Here's the challenge I'll give you a pen and a paper

And by the end of this podcast I want you to have drawn Clinton wanking I'm actually not a good drawer But I'll try Does she got enough paper? dish right I'm a big dog

What's up Oh that's where my plate I line it I've got paper I just eat a pet He has a pet He's a pet I'm like it's a clint wanking

Oh jeez It's the only fan So we're allowed to do R rated right And I want it night Like a nice proper photo And I think what happened was I ended up

Resetting my body clock Like you know When you get jet lags And you got all daylight saving You want to reset I was getting up so late And enjoying my sleepans That I've really cooked it now

I can't go to sleep I've got his bed at like 8 o'clock, 8.30, and I'll lie there for like two hours because my body's like, I ain't tired. We woke up like 11 hours ago. So I've really cooked it now, and then I woke up feeling like death this morning. Yeah. I've always really never had trouble sleeping. And even before I did this job, and I think I cracked sleeping when I was like 15 or 16

because I saw a video of this woman saying that you just take deep breaths and count out as you like breathe out. From what number? Just count out. So are you, breathe in? Remember you're lying in bed and you're not able to sleep, breathe in. And then slowly breathe out and as you do it, count. So it's almost like counting sheep because you're taking... Like one, two, three, and then I breathe in and stop.

And then do I go four, five? Oh, fuck my picture up. Start again. See, there's he's holding his teeth. He's going to go, oh, I'm going to fucking calm. And he's holding his dick. That's the level of the... Wow, it is really, if I'm honest, it is really cooked.

Like, sorry, not cooked. It's like crooked to the left and then swings up. Well, because I don't know how to draw it being front on. Oh, really? Because I was going to say, no, mine, it almost looks like if I wanted to, I could wind it like a propeller. I'd see a doctor about that clip. I'd see a doctor.

Yeah. There's other face you do when you come. If it was like that, if it was that good, I'd be doing it every day. We'll upload a photo of this to the podcast fan so people could see. Like Marv from. Home alone too when he grabs the electrical socket, you know, down on the basement, he's like, or when she's on the plane and she forgets Kevin.

Kevin! Honestly, if it was that fun, I'd be doing it way more often. Anyway, so where were we? You were talking about. Yeah, about going to sleep. And yeah, have you breathe in and then breathe out. It's like counting sheep. And it works, it really does.

Because you take your mind off it. I can fall asleep. Like, when I hop into bed, I'll fuck around my phone for a while. I chat to Adrian, good night, good night. I would say within 30 seconds I'm asleep, every time. Yeah. Normally I am, but I think I've slept too much during the holidays,

and now I'm struggling. But I've heard somebody say with the whole breathing technique, if you start from 100 and count down, you'll never get to one. You'll fall asleep before you get to one. I'm like, let's bullshit. Unless you have insomnia or something. No, because I have to think too much about that when it's high numbers,

because I'll be like 99, 98, 9. What's after 97? And like you get sort of a little bit flustered by it. Do you? You're counting backwards? All numbers. I'll often put a meditation on. Like, if I'm really stress, my mind is ticking.

It's like a meditation or breathing or something like that. And I never hear the end of the meal. My wife did that last night because I was struggling to sleep. So she plays some music. Then she's like, right. Now you're feeling your sheets against your skin. Why should put it on a voice? You have to do it.

You have to do a calm voice. And she goes. It's annoy me. And then now you're feeling the weight of you push down into the mattress. And your hips sinking low as you relax. So I was like, I was like, babe, there's a fast way for my hips to sink low into the mattress.

Oh, I know. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Why have you got a hole in your mattress or sorry? That's going to make you go, oh, no. And then. He's doing the face.

She was like, that's not helping. And I was like, sorry, so I had to play along. And then she, but then it got really lovely. She was like, you're an incredible, no, she didn't do that, dad. She's like, you're an incredible father and you're, blah, and she's saying, all these really nice things about me. I started getting emotional. She was like, you meant to fall asleep because I rolled over and hugged her after

and said, And she goes, no, you're supposed to stay there lying and fall asleep. I'm like, yeah, but you're saying really nice things about me. I'm going to do, I'm doing an edge for all the staff weekly meditation at like 11.30. When's that starting? Probably this week or next week. Because Adrian was like, that's a damn idea. And then I talked to the girls and all of them were like, oh my God, we would love to do that.

Because everyone seems very stressed. Do one for us now. Practice. Okay. Maybe if you're listening, you can join in if you want. Join in, yeah. Just not driving. So they fall asleep driving to this? Yeah, not driving.

We're going to all just stop for a second but you're going to take a deep breath in. Oh, yes, I'm like blocked up. Did I? When you did yours. Don't make jokes during Ash's big thing. And then read out. And the next time we do it,

I want you to ask yourself where you feel the breath. Do you feel it in your head? Maybe you feel it in your throat. Maybe you feel it in your chest. Do you stomach? Sorry. Where do you feel it, Clint? And my throat.

Your throat, okay. And where do you feel it, Dan? My tummy. Tommy, okay, that's going to be your anchor. So whenever we breathe, we're going to think about that part of our body, and we're going to think about how the breath feels, and that part of our body and our stomach, in our throat. The first thing we're going to do is just close our eyes.

I just do normal breathing. And as we meditate, you're going to have thoughts. And the point of meditation is not to stop the thoughts, but just notice the thoughts. Our brains are made to think. They'll never stop thinking There's no way Sorry

I'll stay down I'm done You can all get fucked Oh Dan Richter I was enjoying it No you can put a fuck off No No no no

No no I wanted to know how to do it With my wife To repay the favour I was like I feel it in my throat You'll never know now Oh Fuck off

It's disgusting Why have you got something in your throat? Why have you got something in your throat You suck oh Dan is disgusting as Why do you're sucking dicks in bed But, yeah, it's not for a good way to fucking meditate. That's just going to make you. I was, I'm a throat singer.

So I always sing on my head's terrible. That's why my voice always something deep inside your bottom right now. I don't know. I went bottoms now. Remember when Dan said he'd be in top? If he was gay. Has he been a top? Actually, no, I forgot about that.

But thank you for reminding me. I would. I would be a top. You would not be a top. No, that my bum is a one-way street. It's a cul-de-sac. The answer, you ever bought a message. So once you've got a guy in there, he's never coming out.

It does sound like you might be. No, no, no. No, come on, keep you doing your meditation. No, it's done now. I fart when I start pulling asleep. I guess just keeping on, I guess, what we're talking about. Are we getting that couple on that you follow on Instagram where he's gay, but he's married to a woman?

and she's like straight and they've got a kid together so I'm assuming their relationship I thought was platonic but obviously they are having sex They got married knowing he was gay Yeah and they've had they had sex the old school way to have a baby But just the one time to have a baby They're not just having sex because it's a nice way to connect Even though he doesn't enjoy it at all

I don't know I don't know the answer is that We were talking about getting them on for a record When you watch someone on Instagram they genuinely are the perfect They just love each other You can see there's so much love and mutual respect And admiration between them And I think you'll find a lot of marriages Not all of them but there'd be a big percentage of

them that are sexless marriages, you know, where people have maybe got together years ago and maybe there was a bit of chemistry there and then they've lost it over time and they're still together. But like, my grandparents were that. Not for me. It's not for everybody. Companionship is as important as lust and sexual satisfaction and that's valid for some people. And people have trauma around sex, so that's not a thing, but they do just want to have someone

to share their life with. I know people who co-parent, but they're not in a romantic relationship, but they have children together and platonically co-parents, and some even live together, and it works amazingly. I'd say sometimes it'd be even probably easier in a way because you'd take all that complicated stuff out of it and you're just doing... The fun stuff? No, not necessarily.

The fun stuff can also complicate things, can it, for some people. Like, I'm talking about not just the sexual side now. I'm talking about, you know, all the other things. Yeah, having a partner. Whereas if you're just doing it to parent kids and your friends, then I can see why it would be just quite easy. I think we just have all these, like, constraints we've put on the idea of what relationships, families should be.

And I'm not, this isn't even about sexuality, but more just about like, you know, there's so many ways that people can live happy lives. And if they're not hurting anyone, or if I can do it. That was the part of the article that got me, I suppose, where I was like, huh, that's interesting, because I guess we've just grown up going, well, that's what a relationship is. Well, that's what I witnessed it to be. so that's what it needs to be for me and there are variations of it

I guess and people do their own thing so then you go well why can't a straight person a gay person be married it's just strange because we don't see it a lot but it doesn't mean it can't be a thing people can marry whoever they want

so my question would be though how are they getting sexually fulfilled because he would obviously be wanting to be with a man she would be wanting to be with a guy and I think it is healthy to have that fulfilled so how are they doing that? Maybe he gets to do it every once in the weekends

Or maybe she does. Who knows? But yeah, it's a great question. You know, because maybe they do have an open relationship. Yeah, we're going to try to get them on the show because they must be pretty vocal about it if all of a sudden there are news articles and that go-around. Otherwise you wouldn't go and publicise your relationship on Instagram.

She's cool as shit. Like, you know how I say Diane Keaton's cool as shit? It's a very specific thing when I say that about people. Do you think it's kind of like, you know, when girls have like a gay guy best friend? Yeah. And so she's just like, oh my God, I need you in my life like 24-7. the vibe of these guys. Really?

No. I can't describe it. They seem quite like on the face, fairly you. Normal couple. Totally. Really. And like he just is a bit camp. And, but you can tell they, like, they love each other.

They laugh. They're just a great vibe together. I hope we do get them on. I'll put a link on the show notes or something if you want to see them. Yeah. It'll be next to the one where Asht drew a photo of Clint masturbating. Oh, fantastic. It's such a bad photo.

If it's for buddy, I will use texters, though, and texas are easier, but often he wants specific things like characters. Like a texter, a marker. Oh, I wouldn't, even if you finish that with a marker, I wouldn't give it to him. Yeah, but it's harder with people. You'd finish. You'd finish. You'd finish.

Well, you don't start one and never finish. What do you mean? Sometimes I have. Really? You're that busy. We haven't got time to finish this. I've been, yeah, where you get interrupted or something. By who? Just anyone.

Other life? Yeah, not necessarily by someone. Are we talking about sex or masturbation? Both. Both. Yeah, I've tapped out on masturbating before. One time Hannah's mum came over, and locked on the door and said, I'm here.

Oh, gosh. Right in the middle of that. Did you finish quicker or slower? Absolutely did finish. He was, oh, now, now I can enjoy it. I was like, where are you, Beth? What are you wearing? Oh, disgusting.

He's going to regret saying that. He's going to go, can we order that bit out of the poker? Can you rid of that beret? He talked about my mother-in-law and how sexy she was. Now a rowel she makes me? No, anyway, I can't say she's not... Anyway. Unfortunately, this new program is...

There's no editing software, so what you say is... People are listening to this live now. Okay, oh, it doesn't matter. It's all good. Okay, thanks. I can log in and edit it. I'll figure it out. Too late people already heard it.

I've got to cover this up now in case someone from the Arvo show sees it. Oh, no, we're going to post it up so people could see it. I've already... I've written over your deck. No. I still kind of see it. Okay, post...

Send it to... Carl and he can post it up there. Oh, they only fans is one thing, putting it on the internet. Yeah, but people, do we want, do you want the listeners to feel left-out, but no, we want to include them in everything, whether that's just a hand-drawn bireo photo of you doing that? It's pretty good, you've given me pretty good size, thanks. It's just more the angle and the kinks that are wearing.

Now it looks quite bad because it looks like he's wearing one of those mouldy flax that my body. He's scribbled it out. I whipped it out on my skirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I tried to draw it straight on, it would be like that, and that's too hard. God, she's done you a solid. Well, then you should have drawn me side on as a person,

but you drew me front on and then my pin side on, so your perspective's all out. It's harder to draw a person's side on than a deck. Sounds like I've done it before. Sounds like you're doing a lot. Okay. I was going to put hair on your balls, I don't reckon you've got hairy balls.

Nah, he wouldn't. You don't want to go too short because then he gets itchy. Do you get Botox in your balls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a tennis ball. Like a tennis ball. It's really smooth.

He's the kind of person who'd get a complex about his wrinkly ball. Yeah, yeah. It's not. It's more like ping pong balls, just like two of them. And like a vacuum packed, you know, thing. One of my friends over the weekend were talking about, she only knows you guys from like a bit of social and listening. And she was asking about like who was married and yada yada.

And she was like, oh, Clint's definitely got way more gay vibes than Dan. I agree. Because on the service, you'd be like, oh, I like musical theatre, blah, blah, gay. But really, you got way more gay vibes than Dan. To be fair, the only gay things about me is I like musical theatre and Celine Dion. That's really good. Other stuff I like is quite masculine. Like when Clint, I was like, if someone, if you said, oh, I had sex with a guy, I'd be like, huh.

But if you said that, Dan, I'd be like, what? If I had sex with a guy? If you said, yeah, I'd talk to the guy, I'd be shocked. Clint would have just been, like, experimenting. It wasn't to me, but I stuck at a... Sexual experience, and he put it down to experience. Yeah, yeah. So, you know.

It's a compliment, by the way, Clint. Oh, same. She says it's a compliment, but you think it's a bad thing. I don't think it's a gay thing. No, it sounds like you did. I'd love to be gay. And you'd be a bottom. We've got so many great grabs from Dan.

Some of my best friends are gay. And you'd be a bottom. I wouldn't be a bottom. I would admit if I was, a bottom, I don't care. Your essence is bottom. Which are you then? Like if it was, if Clint and I were going to do it,

I'd destroy him back in. Destroy. You'd have to catch me first, Webby. Oh, good. And he's like, look for dogs, boy. Your friend is cooked ash. Thank you.