The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Dropping the kids off at the pool... At Church...

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth. In which case, respect. This is Clint Megendan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Kia ora, everyone. Welcome to the OnlyFans. Appreciate you tuning in and joining us.
Starting point is 00:00:16 This is not the show recap podcast, if that's what you're looking for. This one just sits alongside it, in case you need more of your Clint Megendan fix. This is the looser version. This is if, say for instance This is, um, if... Say for instance, who's the famous two brothers? Joe and the Madden brothers?
Starting point is 00:00:30 Okay. Oh, they're twins. Are they twins? No, they're not twins, are they? Yeah, the Madden brothers. Are they twins? Yeah. Joe and, um... This is like the other show, the show podcast, rap podcast, is like the good brother. He's the one that's at high school. He gets all the good grades, all that kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:00:46 This one's like the naughty sibling. Oh, right, yeah. You know, it's a bit woeful, kind of always doing stuff bad, always getting bad results at school, smoking drugs. Oh. I'm trying to think of two brothers, we're two famous brothers,
Starting point is 00:01:00 where one's really good and the other one is bad. The devil and God. I don't think they're- Were they brothers? No, no, no, I don't think they're related. Weren't they brothers? Who is the devil? Do you have Bible in schools? No, fuck that shit.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Clearly not. No, but I didn't go to like a religious school. I mean, Meg did a Catholic school. My primary would still have like Bible in schools just like every Wednesday. And coincidentally, you know, we love a coincidence on the show. Mr. Brickle was our Bible in schools teacher and he lived next door to me I Then after leaving school and going off and studying radio ended up going to life FM Which is a Christian radio station and my co-host his name was beyond and he had the same last name as my Bible in schools
Starting point is 00:01:43 Teacher Brickle and I asked him and he had the same last name as my Bible and schools teacher. And I asked him and he goes, that's my granddad. So my co-host granddad lived next door to me growing up and was my Bible and schools teacher in primary. I feel like this is when this is where the coincidence is breaking. We're not in that right now. I know, but I've just realized I got a good one. Although they're all Christian, so they're sort of all related. I'm going to a christening on Saturday, what
Starting point is 00:02:06 happens at those? Oh is that one? Is it a Catholic or a Christian one? Catholic. Catholic one so they do up my son's catholicly baptized. So what happens? Well the Friends of Ours did this, Ange did this with her kid just recently because she wants to get into like a private school but it's like a Catholic private school so she just went and got her kid baptized because they have to do it. I don't like that. I don't like how people cheat the system just to get into a good school. That kind of pisses me off. I had a friend, Gohan, in intermediate and the intermediate school I was going to was like voted the best public school in Auckland or whatever at the time and he was out of
Starting point is 00:02:40 zone so his parents rented a house in zone for like three months and never lived in it just to get the kid into school Cuz they're just raising a kid like without a religion and I'm not a religious person my wife But my wife is Catholic, but we don't go to church But then why are you baptizing your own kid because it was important to her important to him We're trying to get him into a Catholic. She is religious. She's baptized and stuff, but she doesn't go to church Yeah, so am I so I am also baptized Catholic, but I'm gonna say she's religious But I haven't done we haven't done it to get him into a school.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Why did you do it then? Just to, so he's baptized. So he's in the eyes of God. That's I think why. Really? Does she believe in God? Yeah. Oh God, Hannah does definitely. Really? Oh I didn't know that about her. So what she is now thinking, he has a blanket of like a get into heaven free card, regardless of whatever he does in his life. Has he never gone to church at all?
Starting point is 00:03:26 Hannah always quite often says we need to go back to Sunday, like take him to Sunday school. I feel like it was so surprising, I never knew that about you Dan because you're quite atheist to me, like quite atheist. But like I'm always trying to convince her of the reasons why I don't think there's a God and stuff. Yeah. But she's so, you're like a Bible basher, but in reverse Yeah, yeah, and I I would never poo poo anyone that's religious because I think you should be
Starting point is 00:03:50 Have you believe in that fine, but I don't believe in God So yeah, but I just find it really interesting because I thought it'd be a harder conversation to if you don't believe in it To let you know to have your son into something you don't believe but that's fine Like if I think he'll make a decision one day on his own accord when he's... and it's not like we're ramming it down his throat, we're not going like, here's the Bible, read it before bed. But um... But you can't fucking read, he's a urinal.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Exactly. Oh, there's picture books. Yeah, there's unabridged ones. So yeah, I think, yeah, what I'm trying to say is, I'm yet to be convinced that there is a God because there's a lot of stuff and bad stuff that happens in the world and I don't know. This might be bad advice, but you know what Meg, you could start doing, if you want to dabble in church. I don't. When did I say that? No, but you will, okay, you will change your mind when I tell you. Or free coffee. No, you just got to pay for it, it's
Starting point is 00:04:44 proper barista made coffee. On the first visit there is though. No, the great thing about the church that my wife and I are, I was gonna say the go-to, we haven't been a long time. So I guess our affiliated worth. How long?
Starting point is 00:04:56 How long have I, since I've been to church? Easily over a year. I think it's probably since I've been on the show. But Jamie and I would like serve in the church and we'd sing in the band and then we moved to a bigger church And this is the one I'm talking about life and I'd still do BVs on a Saturday You have to be at church at 630 in the morning and I think it just got a little bit like a another job for me and I lost the fun and the passion from it because You know, it's like a job. You're not being paid for which is bad because you mean to serve in the church
Starting point is 00:05:23 But it took the fun out of it for me. What did you say? When you say serve, do you mean like food? What does serve mean? No, you're serving is doing the BVs in the band. Yeah, serving your time. So you might be on car park duty. And so you're there welcoming people and showing them where to park. So everyone gets a job.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Shut the fuck up. And you're volunteers. Yeah. Really? In the church, they have like a crèche for like babies. Then they have rooms for one to two to three year olds and then and in those in those classes while churches on they'll have volunteers that will like literally like look after the kids and see and they'll
Starting point is 00:05:54 sing little kids songs and they'll do drawings and stuff and they'll color in Moses and so they have to join the church they're gonna give me a job, but I'm fucking not talented at anything. I'm gonna be a car park fucking duty. No. You're a jealous. No, you're all... You volunteer to serve. They don't make you. Oh, well then I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to church and then having on, giving up my Sunday, showing people where to fucking park. God can do that. I thought he's omnipresent. Okay, but I mean, I guess they do that in the beginning of the stuff. But what I mean is they'll have, and they've got these incredible like, almost like a indoor park for kids.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Like they've got slides and they've got climbing frames and they've got little water troughs that they can play in. And they'll have- What on the couch? That's how they drink. They have a room for one to two year olds. Then they'll have three to four and then five to six. So that when you put your kid in this room, they're playing with kids of the same age.
Starting point is 00:06:46 And then you leave them there. And then the idea is you go get a coffee and then you go sit in the main part of church and do praise and worship and listen to the message and then pick your kids up on the way back. And they scan them, give you a little sticker and you put it on your kid. And then you have the other one. So no one can scan your kid out except you. But Meg, what you could do, and I don't know how many people do this,
Starting point is 00:07:05 you could go to church, drop your kid off in the crèche, have a little wander and get a coffee, go and leave and wander down the road for an hour and a half and then wander back and pick up your kid. This is the godly man of the show. And no, the church would be okay with that because they're like, you know what? They've got their hands on them.
Starting point is 00:07:19 She's still dropping her kid off and she's still coming to church. And then eventually they would try and slowly bring you into the main wall. Okay, and Meg, I've heard of another church that has a big pool. You could literally go in there, drop your kids off at the pool and then head out.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Yeah. Was that a toilet joke? Oh, fucking hell, damn. Holy shit, you're joking. What? Wait, let me get my head around it. Hold on a second. Wait. Fuck. I need to get my head.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Okay, so you know another church. I don't though. I know. You know another church and there's a pool. Sorry. And you can drop your kids off the pool. Yeah, but I was basically saying you go and poo at the church. I don't actually know if the church allows you to use them as a babysitting service unless you're actually in church and enjoying the facilities.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Do you find it funny that Clint has described his church, but at one point did he describe any type of worship? No God. Because when I go to church, the few times I've been with my wife Hannah, because she's been, we've gone for the baptism and a couple of other things. You go in and you enter the thing, you sit down on the pews and you're instantly praying. Catholic, so the priest comes up, there's no fucking coffee, no crèche.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Oh, but you do get the body of God, which is a lovely little wafer. But that's disgusting. It's not like one of those pink waivers you get in the selectors from Griffin's. And you can have a sip of wine. Here's a sip of wine. He doesn't give you a sip of wine.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Why does that not happen anymore? No, because I think after COVID, this is just at my church, they don't give a sip of wine. I don't give a sip of wine. Grape juice. He doesn't give you a sip of wine. What does that not happen anymore? No, because I think after COVID, this is just at my church, they don't share it because it's all from the same cup. So the priest selfishly has a sip. No, they all have tiny little shot glasses full of grape juice and they all go around. Anyone gets their own little shot glass.
Starting point is 00:08:57 No, they don't. Jesus did not get put into a shot glass. I swear to God. All right, bottoms up, Kate. Okay, the Lord as my winner, swear to God in our church, you'll go there and Okay, the Lord as my winner, swear to God. In our church, you'll go there and there's this round thing and they have all these tiny little shot glasses.
Starting point is 00:09:09 They fill them half up with grape juice. And then the bread goes around. So you pull a bit of bread off or you take the wafer. What do you mean, pull a bit of bread? Do you have an actual loaf of bread? And you'll pull a little bit out of it. Or they'll do the wafer. And then you just take your tiny little shot.
Starting point is 00:09:21 And everyone holds their shot glass. And that's when you do communion, but you don't do it every Sunday. No Catholic, Catholic church, it's communion. You go every Sunday. You go through all of the talks and the word of the Lord and the songs and stuff. Then you line up, you get a tiny little wafer
Starting point is 00:09:37 and you get to sip out of a, used to, get to sip a bit of red wine out of the same cup as everyone in front of you. Yeah, that's exactly. And they'll just wipe it And they'll just wipe it. They'll just wipe it. No, yuck. And you have to go every week because I found that I'd go,
Starting point is 00:09:49 we'd go once in a blue moon and the priest would come up and go, now last week we were talking about the story of Jesus. He's got to start it at a bit annoying. He'd say another name like Mark. And Mark was talking about how he loved fruits. And fruits were with a and then and then and now we take it up with Jennifer. It's a lot of kneeling. It's always cold. Why is the church always freezing? You get there early before your kids go off to their rooms.
Starting point is 00:10:14 There's a bouncy castle. They've got Street Fighter and arcades. They've got a Lego wall. Street Fighter! You drop the kids off, you know, those proper arcades. We put 20 cents in like those ones. You drop the kids off. They got an outdoor like football thing, Astro in like those ones you drop the kids off They got an outdoor like football thing AstroTiff So we drop the kids off then we as adults and parents without our children go and get a coffee Then we walk into the like the auditorium. It's almost like Spark Arena I'm not kidding you and it all has like proper and raised seating like like you're in a stadium and
Starting point is 00:10:42 You sit up there with your coffee and then the praise and worship will start and it'll sound like Hillsong and they'll all sing along. Some of the songs are pretty catchy and then when the person comes out they're like think Tony Robbins. They're like this motivational speaker telling you what like how to improve your life and the life of others which is what I love about it. The real preaching messages the ones where even if you aren't a Christian or someone of faith you could go actually, actually, that's pretty cool. I could apply some of that stuff to my life to better myself. I think Clint goes to Destiny Church. OK, you guys, please welcome to the stage Bishop Brian!
Starting point is 00:11:15 It's not far off. I mean, it's not far off Destiny. I mean, it's not far off like the whole amping them up and everyone's cheering. And then the songs start. We never have to start going to church. Because if they're like, oh I want to play on arcade games, Dad. And you're like, well it's time to come and go to the worship. I'm not sure what the oldest like, is it like 9 or 12 before the kids start.
Starting point is 00:11:35 What if you're 19 and you're still on the arcades? Yeah, but it's, yeah there's no kneeling, it's not very slow. We should go one time. I'd love to go because I genuinely love to be opened up, opened my mind to... They don't do that in my church. That's more the Catholic church, maybe. Yeah. Oh, that's a shame.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Sorry, yeah. No, no, no, no, I'd love to be able to see. We could go even if just, we had this idea, and we've talked about it for years, and we've never done it. It was an idea called Take the Team. Take the Team, yeah. And so, one person on the show would take the entire team
Starting point is 00:12:07 to something that they do, that the others really have no insight or even knowledge about at all. So you guys show up to church and then we come back and you don't have to love it. It's not like we're gonna have to praise church the whole time and how much an incredible experience it was. It's more just your honest opinion. There's no
Starting point is 00:12:25 There's no sponsor here. So if you come in and go That's the first and last time I'll ever step foot into a church or you might go. Oh my god I kind of liked it. I mean whatever and then the next week Dan you Effectively pull a red card and take the team to the thing that you're into. The problem is Dan's not into anything Yeah, genuinely me I was thinking fuck. Couldn't you take us all mountain biking? We could all hire mountain bikes and you could take us on a trail Producers Kyle could he could take us like sailing with his boat doesn't have a remote-control boat Couldn't we only fit one of us on it though?
Starting point is 00:12:58 I don't know. What would you do me? What would your thing be that you'd be like? I'm gonna take the team Because I actually think you generally like church more than you think. Got it. What is it? Let me know in our comment before she tells us, let's have a guess of what she's got in her head. Some sort of foraging or markets. I think she... Oh, I love a market though.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Yeah, I think it's like... Churning butter. Nah, it'll be a crafty day. Nope. If I might take the team, we'll all go on a muffin break. Oh! Fucking hell. Is that your thing?
Starting point is 00:13:36 I like going on a muffin break. I like people watching and getting a muffin and a coffee and sitting there and going, oh look at them. Well, hey, let's not put that... Meg might have a better experience in muffin break than we're used to, so she, it's her job to try and give us the Meg muffin break experience, so we're looking at it through her lens. What is the Meg muffin break experience out of it? Just describe it to us. So you go, oh what muffin will I have today?
Starting point is 00:13:57 I like mixed berry, but I'm feeling like an apple cinnamon. How many do they have? We've got plenty of muffins, different, lots of them. Now Dan's going to do special genius muffins. To be impressed, I think they need like 20 different kinds. Oh, it's more like 15. OK, that's OK. 15 different muffins. Yeah, that's probably fair.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I'll have that muffin, and you go, I'll have it heated with two butters. They're a meagre experience. Two butters. Do they know that, Wendy, or are they like, here's the nut two butters one? They don't think so. I don't like hot baking.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Will they just give it to me normal? You may, but it's not quite my experience. So if you don't like it, I'm going to say that's why. Okay, so I'll go and do it exactly how you would do it. But if you don't like hot baking, I'm not going to make you do that I guess either. Well, if you don't want to give your life to the Lord at the end of the service, I'm not going to make you do it either. You don't have to give your life to the button break. You order your coffee, or your cold drink, your smoothie, and then you always try and get a corner seat.
Starting point is 00:14:45 All right? What if it's like in the middle of the... some of them are in the middle of a mall. Yeah, no, no, yeah, but there's still these corners. Right. So you go and try and get the corners. Why? Because that's where you sit and you look at people. Oh, so you can see like people walking by going, oh, look at this. What do you say about them? No, I do a lot of puzzles, like stuff. What's your average sitting time at Muffin Break?
Starting point is 00:15:06 How long are you sitting there for? Oh, 20 minutes. It's a small puzzle, 50 piece. And then your muffin comes out, you cut it in half, and then you butter it all up really well. So every time you get a bit of muffin, you're obviously getting a bit of butter too, and you have your coffee, and you go, Oh, she looks nice. Remember, Clint, while she's describing this,
Starting point is 00:15:25 this is self-confessed, her thing. So not only- I don't think it's anyone's thing. I think you're just eating food. She said, of all the things she could take us to experience, what it is- I like going to muffin break in a mall. Fuck, I don't know what else they do.
Starting point is 00:15:39 But it's not like they have a special recipe, the only muffin break. Is it the experience more than the actual muffins that they make? I like the muffins. They do a muffin better than anyone. I don't know. I think they're a bit doughy.
Starting point is 00:15:51 I quite like them. But okay, what else? I was going to say maybe Hobbiton. You take us to Hobbiton. You've never been to Hobbiton, so that's probably much more my thing. I think you... I'd follow... It's a bit of a drive though.
Starting point is 00:16:03 It's two hours. I'd be honoured to be shown around I'd follow, you know what? It's a bit of a drive though, like, gosh. It's two hours. I'd be honoured to be shown around Hobbiton by you. Really? Because I'd have all the facts. You'd be probably one of the biggest fans of Lord of the Rings ever. And so it'd almost be like Peter Jackson. I'd go Peter Jackson first, and if I couldn't get him, I'd probably go someone from Weta Workshop, then you.
Starting point is 00:16:20 And then I've also been so many times that I know all the different facts anyway about it So if you can't hear the guy at the front, you got me out And I think it's the responsibility of the person to make sure the others having a good time So I know in church everyone's very friendly They love newbies, although they wouldn't know because there's so many people in the church But that that'd be chatting to your dad and I know you guys don't like that No, so I'd be I'd be getting your coffee and ushering us in very quickly to take a seat so that you don't have to do the... You've got me a lot better there.
Starting point is 00:16:48 And also I know Clint, you're an alcoholic. There's beer at the end of the Hobbit tour. You get a free beer. Do you? Yeah. At a pub, at an inn. Do I get to choose it? Yep.
Starting point is 00:16:59 You get to choose your beer. Oh, now that sounds good. And then you get it and you sit in a little pub or if it's a nice day you sit outside and you also can have a little... What do they have? Like stout pies and stuff? Mmm. Yeah and then suddenly you're like, oh it's nice. Yeah I prefer Megs than going to church. Yeah but Megs is a two hour drive.
Starting point is 00:17:15 And then ginger beer for you. Don't worry about it, I've got you covered too. They've got ginger beer at church. And they've got muffins. They've been blessed by the Lord. They've got muffins and you're supposed to thank him for it before you eat it. It's made with holy water. It's always a bit dull. They've got paninis and wraps and all sorts of stuff.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Paninis? Oh you didn't say that. Oh god, bold lasses, I'm in. There's like two or three cafes in the one church. I don't think you're going to a church, you're going to like some conglomerate person that someone's pretending to be a priest that has been, you know Touched by God or whatever they say and you're just paying them. No, the one really cool thing is that And there are a lot of churches like that that They'll do a thing every year where they will show people who obviously give to the church Where the money is gone how much money they've given into the community. And I think last time I was there, they'd given $3.5 million to the community
Starting point is 00:18:09 and different projects and stuff. And I'm like, holy, how much money is coming in if they're giving away 13 and a half? Do they sometimes point to their watch or their shoes? No, they've got these. I don't know. And be honest, as the guy that runs it, the guy that runs it, is he rich and loaded?
Starting point is 00:18:23 Just be honest, be honest. I think he is doing well. I wouldn't say he's loaded, but I think he does. Well, like he's got a boat in the nice house. The priest that I go to. He's got a boat! Oh, my dad has a boat. I wouldn't say he's loaded.
Starting point is 00:18:34 He's loaded. He's loaded. He's got a boat and a caravan, your dad, and a beach house. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, but he's also retired. So it's like your life's work. I'll tell you the priest that I go to't dad's not like being loaded through our whole lives
Starting point is 00:18:48 It's now like I think now they're reaping the benefits of having say a house for 30 years and it's finally paid off and now They're just been there. Yeah, I said that I go to the man that I see every once in a while We go to church he wears jandals and lives next door in a little house that I think they provide. So he's not making any money. He's given his life to the church. This is an interesting one because if you are someone who is successful and has built up a business, right, and you have a lot of people working for you, we're like, yeah, you should have a lot of money, right? You're successful and you've worked hard.
Starting point is 00:19:20 So Life.Church didn't even exist. Paul started it from nothing. And now, I don't know, what's it got? A thousand members. So, and now you're pumping 13 million dollars into the community. Maybe it's more, maybe it's less now, I don't know. So if you've built up this church, don't you think as well, society would say, yes, you should be successful and blessed
Starting point is 00:19:39 because of what you've done rather than being poor your whole life? I think it gets murky when you bring religion into it. That's the thing that's murky for me. A little bit, but I guess if you're running it like a business, and as long as that business I think is benefiting other people at its core of what it does. And I don't know enough of the finances to be able to argue one way or the other, but I do know every year they'll show you their receipts of what they do and where the money goes and what they're doing for like solo mums and yeah and that sort of financial outpour some would argue that's just what
Starting point is 00:20:09 that's showing you so that you give more money. I genuinely would love to come and watch. Has Godfrey's closed down? That's not a church. They went down the tubes. No I just don't know what we're gonna do with Dan otherwise. We'll go mountain biking. What about producers? Where would they take us before we wrap this up? What's your guys thing? Oh we'd go to a bat something band for the Nepia. No way we're going we're flying to Invercargill we're going to a home Southland stags game and we're all getting a Southland lunch box which is a 12 pack of spades that's literally
Starting point is 00:20:36 just sort in half and a red stripe pie for 20 bucks. Six beers and a pie for 20. Six beers and a pie for 20 bucks at a Southland home stags game. Spades taste like piss. Wash your mouth out with soap. I'd prefer that to be honest. Okay that sounds like fun too. That sounds more fun than muffin break off.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Carl, are we gonna watch your old men's sale? Sorry, what? Watch your old men's? No, no, no, oh, actually, oh, that'd be pretty cool. I've actually taken up another hobby recently. It's called a pesanky, and it's the ancient Ukrainian folk art of painting eggs. And so what you do is you use like a wax stylus and you draw the designs on the eggs,
Starting point is 00:21:22 and then you drop the whole egg and dye, and it dyes the shell, and you can basically layer it up and make these different designs. Hey, church isn't sounding too bad anymore is it? No, that's actually been very fun. What's that? Not anymore, nah. But Meg, you'd love it. I would love it, actually. Karl, I'm most excited for yours. Bella! I was just seeing if it was gonna ring, you know sometimes it sounds really painful. I would take us all to Hawke's Bay and we'd go to Splash Planet which is a lit waterpark.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I've never been there. Shotgun going with Bella, who's the funnest? Yeah I wanted... Splash Planet is like out of this world. Splash Planet's fun. Okay, we need to get a budget for Take the Team. Well, church is free, although we might need to put some money in the hat. The tithing.
Starting point is 00:22:03 I'll take five dollars. I mean, if I'm getting a free coffee, am I? No. I'll buy one for you. Cause it's my job to make your experience fun. Okay, I'll give you $5 for a coffee. No, what I'll do is I'll buy your coffee and I'll give you $5 so you can put it in the hat.
Starting point is 00:22:18 And it looks like you gave money, but it was- I'm happy with that. I'll give you all like petty cash in an envelope so when the hat goes around around you can put it in. Here's the thing, here's a question for you. When you go to get a coffee at the cafe, do they have the loyalty vouchers that they clip? I think they do. Now that's funny because shouldn't they trust their flock?
Starting point is 00:22:37 What? Hey this is my team. I said I've had five coffees, they should go well you deserve a fifth one for free. No they don't take that. Yeah we know Deborah, she's a bit of a stutterer. You can't, you can't. You have a fifth one for free. No, they don't take that. Yeah, we know Deborah, she's a bit of a stutterer. You can't, you can't, sorry, you can't volunteer if you can't speak properly. Like, you know, if you've got a stutterer. She's had too much of the holy water. Yeah, which is quite judgmental for a church, actually. But you think Meg, if they're all holy people and they're all trustworthy in the eyes of God,
Starting point is 00:23:00 why is there a need for the loyalty card? That is true. Well, should we call them and find out? No, let's not. Because they go, oh well, if you're being serious and you're honest, you've had five coffees, there's just six points. Dan's having a stroke.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Am I? You call them coffees? Coffees. Oh. Okay, well, who's are we doing first? Because we don't want to lose the bit before we even get going well I can't fucking go mountain biking in my third trimester
Starting point is 00:23:28 Not with that attitude you can't And I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go with stitches in my vagina for a wee while I'll get you a pudding but pancake alright You'll be bouncing away You can't go down slides in a water park in your third trimester Yeah because it blows up You're not allowed on a plane either. Oh good, so it's the eggs or church?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Yes. You're not allowed eggs really late in your trimester either, are you? They're not cooked properly. They're not cooked. Okay, so it's church or home. Okay, so this Sunday or next Sunday looking better for everyone? I'm happy with either. Oh, next Sunday.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Next Sunday is after the gig, by the way, to see if that's going to be a later. No, you're asking Dan. He doesn't even have a fucking calendar. Let me check mine. No, because I don't need one. Next Sunday is after the gig by the way to say that's gonna be a later. He doesn't even have a fucking calendar let me check mine. No because I don't need one. You're just gonna tell your wife you're going to church? Hannah I'm going to another church and it's Christian. I know we're Catholic. Oh is that all same thing?
Starting point is 00:24:19 No I don't know. Neither. I don't actually know. I could only do the 25th or the 15th What if we told you the thing isn't even oh You mean in June? Yeah? 25th it's the day after our gig so we would have hung out on Saturday as well and then Sunday so it's seven days Oh Clint's Clint's like I don't want to see you guys that often
Starting point is 00:24:40 I don't want to go to church that day cuz I'll be busy the day before okay um That's why we don't get blinded on the weekends. I don't want to go to church that day because I've already been busy the day before. Okay, um... Yeah, I'm easy. You want to do 15th Dan? I don't really because the thing is we've just confirmed we can't do any of the other things so all we're doing is going to church. But then after that... That's it, then we're not doing anything else after that. Hobbiton?
Starting point is 00:25:01 Do you think he's just trying to recruit us to the church? I think this is all been a little ploy. He's getting some sort of commission from what's named Paul. He's like, if you can recruit as many people as you can, get them along this on the 15th, that preferably will come along. Yeah, it's like you get a little coupon card and every friend you bring they clip it. They'll get a free coffee. And I get a discount on my time.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Honestly, I think that's what's happening. Like a pyramid scheme, every hundred dollars you guys give I get ten bucks of it. I think it's exactly what's happening anyway. Yeah but then Dan if you bring ten friends you get to click their ticket as well. I don't have ten friends. There's no way. Okay well we'll lock it in and you can look forward to hearing how everyone's first take the team was in a future podcast episode. Godfrey's is actually still a thing. See you then.

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