The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Eat that Guy Mansell you big dummy!

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Y'all and everybody welcome along to the OnlyFans for your Friday apologies. About yesterday, despite the fact that sometimes we joke about knocking off at 10, that was not the case. She was pretty manic yesterday. Yeah.

Can you die quietly? I turned my mic off. I didn't think you could hear that. No, they can still was pretty manic yesterday. Yeah. Can you die quietly here? I turned my mic off, I didn't think you could hear that. No, they can still come through. Oh, sorry. Sorry, the microphones aren't as good as they are in Aussie, obviously. No, everything is so much better here than in Aussie. Oh my, it's so much classier.

Now what is? It's a povo back there. What, really? Oh my gosh, every radio studio is so povo. Oh really? Because all the money goes into the announcers that have any money left for the gear. But when people back home see photos and videos of this office and the studios,

everyone's like, the fuck, there's so many studios. It's the other way around here though, they pay the announcers nothing but the studios. Beautiful studios, gorgeous. I'd rather have a nice studio than have lots of money. Nah, I want a mic that only works half the time, Pay me. You've got a can with string attached that you just talk into. Yeah, I'll have headphones that only work on one side if you're going to level up my income. Of course. For another 10 grand, I'll take it, baby.

Actually, the headphone thing would drive me mental. I'm at the age now that I'm like older, mortgages, yada yada yada. I'll do anything for money. It's like, you're supposed to be like, oh, you get older and you realise money's not everything. The older I get, the more I'm like, I need money. Like it's like, you're supposed to be like, oh, you get older and you realise the money's not everything. The older I get, the more I'm like, I need money. And do you know why we've talked about this, how Dan would be the worst person to win Lotto. Because if he did, he would literally be like, eat that ash.

And you're like, no way, he's like five grand. You're like, okay. You know, like he would get his friends through the dumbest shit for the stupidest amount of money. Just for the laws, yep. Yeah. I mean, and I would too. I'd be like, well, if I can make a quick 50 grand today. What's the dumbest money you've ever made?

Like, once I licked a brick on the ground at the pub for 50 bucks cash when I was in my 20s. Was it a deer? Yeah, well, like Matt Curry, who I work with, said, if you lick the entire length of the brick on the ground, I'll give you 50 bucks. $50, Australians, like 70 New Zealand dollars. That is good money.

I know. I was so stoked. I don't know. What have I done for money? I've worked with Dan for two and a half years. Mmm. You paid good money for that though. Yeah, it's worth it. Yeah, you paid really good money for that. I don't think I've ever done... I'm a very un-money driven person. So un-moneyed.

Like money... Just because his wife just deals with it all so there's no stress there. Whether there is stress or not, it's not on him. And Hannah takes care of everything in that way. She earns more than me, everything. So like, you know, I just kind of just... I'm like a kept man. Man, those guys that get all funny about their woman earning more than them, I would love it if my wife was earning more money than me. She doesn't earn much more, but she definitely is like slightly more,

so I'm kind of like all shaking control. Still, yeah. You know those weird guys that want to be the breadwinner? That's weird. Or have to be the breadwinner? Adrian was like the happiest person in the world when I was earning more money than him. He's always so hot. Yeah.

Once I turned down a collaboration, with a light blood leakage one. LBL. Yeah. And then like months later I quit my job to have a baby and an agent was like, oh, you need to call back the LBL people too late. They gave it to someone else. Actually, yeah, I do know what the worst thing is I've done for money. It gave us a lot of content on here, but...

Adult napkins. I think my agent or someone hit me up about wanting to do some social with Depends and I was like, I don't know, and I was like, what is Depends? All you have to do is like film with an older person something that they've taught you in your life and I was like, what? And I was like, and then just tag them and I was like, yeah, my pop was a real hard case. And so it was a great excuse to like go around there, with my pop film some stuff and he showed me what to do And it is something he showed me actually that I've now

Continued to do my entire adult life is when you open up a bottle of like coke or fizzy drink You don't just put it back in the fridge you squeeze all the air out of the bottle so that the half bottle of coke now It is like to the top. Yeah, and then put the lid on. It was a plastic bottle. It was a plastic bottle and it'll hold the furs way longer. That's clever. It was something like that and me and him filmed it and this was the naivety of me to not, it was like very early stages of influencing. And I didn't even know what Depends did,

what like, just so dumb. And then I found out it was like adult diapers. And it was like, the whole thing was that old people Are awesome and they still know things and they still do things and they wet themselves By the time I did find out before I posted it what depends was but it already shot the stuff with my popper and we've done All the money you spent the money in your mind So then the story gets out that Clint did a paid post for adult diapers, which obviously seems way more... Salacious than it was.

Than it was, but yeah, that was an interesting one. Yeah. Did you give your papa some money? Yeah, I always cut him in. Good, that's nice. Same with the kids as well. They get their share. They must have so much, the amount of stuff you do,

they must be like thousands of dollars. Yeah, and I went and chucked it in shares and like Tesla and like top 50 companies in the US and things you can do like index funds and I think they've gone and levelled up their savings like 30%. We spent buddies, he had like five grand we spent it. Oh you were like oh he doesn't need this. Times were tough, we were like oh we'll replenish that when he's 21. We'll get it back.

Oops. We've got nothing now. Clint's kids are like shareholders in Tesla. Now it goes Elon Musk, some other dude, then Clint's kids. That's how rich they are. But they also need instant gratification. So if they're gonna help with a video,

we need to go to Kmart and have like a $40 or $50 limit and they'll go in and they'll buy a toy because they need something straight away. Because if I go, congrats, I've put some shares in Tesla and you'll get them when you're 18. They don't wanna be in your next video. Oh man there's very few things like I don't think I could do much if I didn't do this job and so earning money I if I didn't do this I don't think I'd

be able to earn money. I've worked at a petrol station before. My worst idea of doing any type of work would be a call centre person. Oh god petrol station before. My worst idea of doing any type of work would be a call center person. Oh God, I hate that. My mom hangs up on people that call up. She'll be like this people that are like, trying to, we used to actually, we used to do something with her, remember?

We used to get call and pretend to be. That is a game to see who could keep her on the longest going, hey, this is blah, blah, blah. Hey, and then you start your pitch and I think the longest anyone kept her on was like 12 seconds. Because she's like I'm not interested. That's what I do. As soon as I know hey it's so fucking rude that they call.

It's always like when you're like trying to wrangle your child 5pm. You're on drugs? Why are you calling me now? I'm already frustrated and exhausted. Yeah I had a phone call from Save the Children when we were at one of the staff members here at the edge, one of our workmates was like leaving and we were at this really loud Mexican place and she was talking to me about the children overseas and all the rest of it. I was like, it's so hard to hear her and in the end it was just like, yeah, just, yeah,

yeah, just wanted to up your giving because I guess it's easy to get more money out of the people that already give than find you best. Yeah. I had someone come into my house the other day with my child. I'm standing there, buddy's screaming. I'm trying to hold him back and he didn't get like that. I was like, bro, like, this is the worst time possible. I'm a mum home by myself with my child who's clearly not happy. And they keep going. And he kept going. And I actually already support the charity he works for in Australia monthly.

So I thought, and I wasn't even lying, so that's enough, he's gonna, nah, can I get your details? I was like, bro. That's all they want, your details so that they can pester you. Please leave. But then also, you know those ones where you go, hey look, I've got so many automatic payments coming out for different things, I'll give you a one-off donation and they're like, nah, they're just not interested in that.

I'm like, what do you mean? They're just turning away free cash for the charity because they want you month after month. The charity, how much money they, anyway, I don't wanna bag it. Let's see if Ash can keep my mum on. She's the only one. No, no, no, I can't do those things. I'm so bad at pretending to do things.

You only need to pretend. No, no, no, I can't do it. I can't do those things. I get real, I'm not good at them. Well, I'll tell you what. You could do that, or you could do a guess the fart. I'll do a guess the fart. You'd be the fart-er.

She'd rather have a fart. She'd rather fart on the floor. No, me do the fart. Yeah. And I can't fart on cue. Oh my god, what can you do? Shit. I can't either though, I'm with you on that.

The times he's tried to throw it over to me, and I just, I'll shit myself. I would, but if I push, I'd have to push so hard that a shit would come out. No, but you've been conservation for a week anyway. No, but I just let it, I'd have to push so hard that a sheep would come out. No, but you'd be constipated for a week anyway. No, but I just let it go this morning. I'm freed up. Oh, so it's too dangerous. So it's just like all cleansed through there. Yeah. It's dangerous. How is your mum? We haven't had her on in ages.

My mum? We've had her on eeps. Not in a while. Not since I've been on. Yeah. She's fine. She's good. Her mum died. Oh no, your grandma. Yeah. Well, my grandma. Yeah, we spoke about it recently. I remember that. Yeah. I mean, I can good. Her mum died. Oh no, your grandma? Yeah, well my grandma, we spoke about it recently. I remember that. Yeah.

I mean, I'm making noises to you. Yeah, she's fine now. She's fine now. Fine now? Her mum only died like three weeks ago. You know what, I'd cheer her up, a call from an infa, someone trying to sell her something. She just does, she doesn't have time mate. She's in that age bracket now where like, you know, every minute counts. You don't want to be sitting on the phone talking to one another. Did any of you guys have great grandparents?

Yeah. Did you? Both of you? That you knew? That you met? No, I've never, sorry. Everyone's got great grandparents. I don't know what I've met. Come on. No, one of them died the week before I was born, I think. Did they name you after them?

No. Oh god, no. No, she was a woman. So that would have been weird. But still, her name was like Willamina. It could be William, I think. Yeah, true. No, I think she was, from all accounts,

a very grumpy old lady. Oh, you're like my grandma. Yeah, she was like, I don't want to meet a new child. I'm dying. Jesus. I just died. Yeah, my kids, I guess, have got three, or had three great grandparents. They've got one left now.

So you've, so your grandparents, well obviously my... Yeah, so my papa's still around, and so obviously my kids, that's their great grandfather. He's 80. Oh, he's young. Yeah, he's like 80.

Adrian's grandpa's alive, he's 101, I think. 101? He made the hungee. Got COVID like three times. Did he get a letter from the queen and stuff? Queen. I was in the King when he did it. Probably was the King. No, it was the Queen.

So he's older than that. He must be 103 or has he passed? No, he's still alive. Popeye. He's still going. If it was from the Queen, it must have been because she died three years ago. I don't know if it was the Queen or the King. Maybe it was the King. My Nana ended up dying. And then he was working at the hospice. And then he met like a lady at the hospice. And then I was working at the hospice and then he met like a lady at the hospice and then I was a celebrant So he asked me to marry them. So I married my popper to his now new wife I love that so much. Yeah

It's funny that like some of the family members got all that funny about it because you know poppers got a new wife But it's like man if you've been with your wife for 60. It was like something like 65 years You're just not used to being on your own Being with your wife for 60, it was like something like 65 years. It's just companionship. You're just not used to being on your own. No, no. Do you know after, so Adrian had a wife who passed away, that was that legend, and then we got together, and Papa still gives Adrian cash in an envelope for Christmas.

And when I came along, the year before I came along, it just said to Adrian, and then when I came along, it said to Adrian and friend. Ah! Adrian and friend! That's so cute! Adrian and friend! Bestie!

Do you not know your names? It's too confusing. When you're 100, and you've got all those grandchildren, and he's now got a new wife. Adrian and friend, that's the cutest thing. Friends with benefits. Yeah, that's why we fucking. Yeah.

That's what you said back to him, the card. By the way, we're fucking, so. More than friends. That's so cute. Alright, enjoy the podcast, legends. We love you. And here is, guess the fart, hit the jams, Clint. Oh god. Come on.

Hit the jams. What's happening? Is he trying to make it grow? Ash, just say hit the jams. What's happening? Is he trying to make it grow? Ash, just say hit the jams. Hit the jams. It's a power move. Okay. Yeah, in London you go again.

Go again first. Fucking hell, okay. That's actually a good one. I think it's a bit too long. Can I make it more like- No, you've tabled. Okay, sorry. You can't untable.

Here we go. I'm gonna go. Oh, you always do wet ones. Mm. But they're quite similar, our ones today. So it could be go either way. Mine was more like Man I'm going

So mine's more like like circular and yours is more like spreading sideways Yeah mine was more like rough No that was neither of us Oh fuck off that was me I'm not gonna fight ya You can't fight a woman anymore. Do you know what I want to do? When you have a Brazilian wax, I can't smell anything still from having influenza. When you have a Brazilian wax, they wax your bum hole and your farts sound different.

Yeah. How do you know that? Have you had your they wax your bumhole, and your farts sound different. So I'd like you to, how do you know that? Have you had your butt waxed? I don't have a clue! No! How did you know? Cause your cheeks like, they like rattle against each other.

Yeah, it's just no, there's no insulation in there at all. Yuck! Why have you had your bumhole waxed? Yeah, I don't even think it would have been a deer. Do you ever, do you ever bleached as well? We've had a few butts. What is it?

It's different when it's bleached. We've had a back sack and crack wax a couple of times, radio versions. You're like begging, hey guys, you know what would be really funny? Radio thing, let's get our butts waxed. No, no, no, that's still gonna be so funny. When you get it all bleached it goes, poof. When you get it bleached it goes, hey boys. Yo ho. Well I know guy, Meg's husband will be laughing.

Ha ha, laugh it up Guy, because I know he listens to the pod. But you know what's really funny? I've never done what Guy did, which is get his ass waxed. And then he felt his own ass and got a boner. Because he thought it was like, it felt like a woman's bum. At least he thought it felt like a woman's bum. He thought his ass was a... How do you know that story?

Meg told us. He felt his own were... How do you know that story? Meg told us. He felt his own waxed ass and got a boner. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, eat that guy. Ha! He's not even here to defend himself. Laugh that up, buddy. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha! What is that? Have a good one. See you next time. Bye! Oh god, that is textbook deflection right there from Clint. Ha! See you next time, bye!