The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS ever seen a nussy?

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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Producer Nebia had a suggestion for the OnlyFans because it seemed a little bit too rude for the show. He reckons the internet has gotten very interested in finding a nickname for Donald Trump's neckskin after that photo from the Time magazine with this unbelievably low angle shooting up at his throat

went on the cover and he supposedly but then you rightly got me to question whether it was legit or not because you can't trust anything on the internet. I was just questioning the photo because the photo was so bad that I was like that can't be real but it was real the photo was real and him commenting

about it was real. He's the worst photo ever taken have we got the actual statement? I can find it for you He basically, then in a nutshell, he said it was a largely good article, but he's disappointed in the way that they've portrayed him in the photo. And he said it's quite possibly the worst photos that's ever been taken from it. I was like, aren't you too busy to be commenting on your photo? He should be.

Most people, like most presidents, in fact, all other presidents apart from Donald Trump, are just don't care about that sort of stuff. He said, Time magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the worst of all time. They disappeared my hair, and they had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, extremely small one, really weird. I never like taking pictures from underneath angles,

but this is a super bad picture and deserve to be called out. What are they doing and why? He's just given us, he's actually drawn more attention to the photo by doing that. You watch it at People magazine, it's People magazine, eh? Time. Time magazine's going to be cancelled soon. He'll, like, rip their funding and stuff.

Why is everything that he talks about, the worst of all time, or the best of all time? It undermines every time you say that because we go, yeah, it's almost a crutch now, I think. But he does, from under, it does look like he has a vagina neck. Yeah, and I think the noosey is one of, um, producer, it's a neck pussy. Neat pussy. Can he an ease love?

Nussie, I think is one of the internet's favorite, uh, knossie. Nogames for it. What else is there? I've had, uh, Eve's apple, like Adam's apple, but for girls. I've had a moose neckle and a camel throat as well, some of my personal favorites It's from Tic-Toc. Oh, yeah. Disgusting.

The no-s-gray. Look, I don't want to be mean to anyone that has that. Because, you know, as you get older, things start to go downhill. Oh, my Nana. I'm not sticking up for Donald Trump, but I know a few people that have got a bit of a noose. Yeah, my nana had a noissy. I didn't know that's what it was called. I don't talk about it anymore.

It's like a gunt with the other half of your body. I used to like tickle it because the skin was so soft. And it was just like wrinkly, but very soft. And she'd just like me, she'd be sitting there or talking away or whatever. You're a weird, And I'd be like tickling, nana's like, nana's skin. Can you imagine that? Say you're tickle your nana's noissy?

Can you imagine this being fly on the wall while Clint is an adolescent boy sits on his grandma's knee and strokes her nosy? What a fucking weird family. And Nana used to go, because I'd like it. It was just mine and her thing. No one else did it. She only let me do it. And then she goes, I thought she said it's a crock.

And I said, oh, it's nana's crock. And then she'd go, croop. And she goes, it's a crop. What does she mean by crop That's what you call it The noissy is actually He's got a name It's called a crop

Nanny used to tell me It's my crop She spat in my face When she said it And I never forgot That's for sure I will say this I wouldn't be surprised

If Clint was nude At that time as well Because he's famously said That he always walks around Naked around family So he's like sitting on his grandma's lap Nude stroking her Nossi And she could have been nude as well

For all we know They're in no nude family Why were you guys So self-conscious of your body he's growing up. We just didn't have that family. But it's not hard to put on a pair of pants. You know, like, my kids are the same, but they're too extreme.

And I have to be like, Cam, don't do that. She's like, why? And I don't want to take away her innocence. But I'm kind of like, well, it's your brother. And you're going to get older and you're like, I can't believe I did that around. I'm already telling buddy, like, we're very honest about, like, if you want to play with your penis, that's totally fine. Do it in your room.

We don't do that around. We'd never touch other people's penis. You don't touch daddy's penis. We just don't do it. Like we're just, I'm so... Oh yeah, the kids... Okay, let's get that straight. No one's touching anyone else's genitals.

I know, but like... Kids do funny shit that's funny with it because they're so innocent. I'm already just like... Oh yeah, Jamie will do that. She'll go, oh, we don't do that. Like, we don't do that. You know, the other thing, Kendi they even taught them is, I'm the boss of my body.

So we go, hey, you're the boss of your body and they're the boss of their body. You don't get to do, like, whatever. But they want to run around... We were in a hotel for him about six months ago trying to get buddy to fucking go to sleep. And it was like 10 o'clock. and we're lying there in the dark.

I mean, Adrian, a wide-awake waiting for Buddy to shut up. And he's been quiet for like 10 minutes. We're like, I think he's asleep. And then he just goes, I'm the boss of my body, Mom. I was like, go to sleep, buddy. I'm getting a proud day. I'm the boss of my body. One of the proudest moments of my parenthood.

My son and I have a shower every night. I shower him while I'm having the shower. And a few weeks ago, we were in there. And obviously, I'm naked, he's naked. And he turned to my. penis and pointed at it and goes, ooh.

And I was like, that's a good sound to refer to it by. And I was like, wow, okay. Okay, okay. Yeah, and then he went, like that because I dealt with his nose. Oh, and he did. Yeah, and that made me,

brought me back down to Earth. But he was such a joy yesterday. Sometimes a little shit yesterday from the minute I picked him up from Kendi to the minute he went to sleep. He just was like, he just made us think, oh, we're the best parents. And tonight he'll be shit again.

But it's nice when you get those good nights Where everything's just like, everyone's getting along There's good vibes, he's being extra cute You know, I could have a couple more of these And then other nights you're like, no, never again I said shit the other day in front of George And then he all he said all afternoon Shit, shit, shit, shit, Monica bang

Shit, buddy says fuck all the time Yeah, that's cute though I, there's something cute about a kid swearing But he's too old for it to be cute now He's four, it's like you've got a potty mouth now It's all on me I say that word, Andrew doesn't say that word Hannah doesn't want me to swear around George, but every now and then I'll just whisper in his ear.

Fuck. My kids are petrified of getting in trouble for swearing. Really? Which is weird because we don't really like, we're not pulling up and going, what did you say? And we don't swear around them, or I probably do more than I should,

but I'm actively, like on the radio, trying not to swear. But yeah, me letting them sing the part of the song with the swear word in. And then they'll double-jointed. check with me like three times like can I actually say it? Are you sure I can say it? Even though I've already said you can say it.

Like I suppose there'll be Sabrina Carpenter songs or there's another one. There's another one She loves that Anaconda song. My Anaconda don't want None unless you got buns. One of my favorite moments about life is explaining from a Nicki Minaj lyric

wrist icicle, right dick bicycle what a wrist icicle is to my mother-in-law. Rusty. No, it's been better. It's when you're, and this is very explicit. So if you've got to, if you don't want to hear something, explicit, just fast word. When you're giving someone a hand job and they come,

and then the come drips down your hand. It's a wrist icicle. I didn't know what it was until the Nicki Minaj song came out. Why did you tell your mother-in-law? The song was on the radio, and I was like, you don't know. And I could have just said anything else. You could have just said, oh, I don't know.

My mother-in-law's cool. She was like, oh. But you could just be, I don't know. But it wasn't awkward for me at all. It was funny. Danny's a legend. I would never say that to my mum. I'll always remember explaining queef to my mum.

Why? Yeah, many years ago now. Can't she Google it? Because we were laughing about queef. Yeah, you're not going to be a old Google. You're just going to say it's a fanny fan. Why did you, how does, what does a quiff mean, Daniel, come up at the family dinner table? Maybe she did one?

I can't remember. Hey, Mom, did you just quefe? No, no, I was like, I think we're with extended family as well. Grandma was there, granddad. and we're all laughing about it. I can't remember. It must have been... Did you have a kish

and you accidentally mispronounced it? It would have been something like that. Pass me a bit of the queef. And then you laughed and they were like, why is it? I mean, I'm trying to work out how that happened. It's spiraling. He needs to know. It was either that or grandma had quefed.

Yeah. Which is what people do. And someone went, oh, nana farted. And she goes, no, I think that was a quefe. And then everyone's like, what's a quefe? And then... I don't think I have a queft, which I feel a bit sad about. How does it happen?

Are you holding in farted? That's too much. I can't believe all got here. I have no idea how it happens. I'm not, I don't know, I'll ask the girls' chat. I was, no, no, I won't say it. Did you queep? No, no.

Did you tell us about the time you quished? I was once with a girl. And I, not Hannah. No, God, no, no, no, no. But I would say that it's, it steals the vibe of it, doesn't it? Steals the show. During sex, she queues. Yeah, and there was a bit of a nice sort of went.

What was that? Is it when you're going? end and out and it's air or is it? I think it can be, I think, you know, some girls, and correct me if I'm wrong, I'm speaking out of turn here, but I think some girls can quiff on demand. No, you can't. You can't blow air out of your vagina.

Producer Carl's got his hand up, he'd know more, but I'm always, it's always risky going to him. I can queef on the butt. No, I've got a, because I, I was curious as well, and so I asked a friend on the podcast that we do together, which is all kind of about bits and pieces, and she was saying it's like, yeah, when you're, like,

quite often when you're having sex, it's like, pushing air and kind of thing and then all of a sudden it's got to come out somehow But there's a Howard Stern interview they did many years ago Howard Stern's an American radio host How is that guy not cancelled? And they did a queef off with two girls

to see how many queefs they could do in a... Your algorithms, whack, bro. That's a famous bit of video. Where he got a girl to sit on her... She wrote this old school like speakers in her house and he got her to sit on it without her underwear on. Disgusting.

and played like deep bass so the vibrations would get her. It was in his film. There's a film about his life called him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know something bits or private parts. Private parts. It's a great film. Great movie actually, yeah.

Did the thing about the girl really happened, Carl, in real life, do you think? I think it must have. Yeah, yeah, I've got the link of some of my favourites. Is it a documentary or does someone pretend to be playing himself and he plays himself? Does he play himself? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's private parts and he plays.

So it's a dramatized movie. but he plays himself in it. It's all about how, like, he, um, he, he, he, he's someone else plays him, surely. No, trust me, 100% that's how it's doing. I remember he did, like, a chode-off once. I've seen, like, bits and pieces of that video, and didn't watch the whole thing through, but, like, it was literally, like, guys queuing up to try and win the comp for the smallest pain. What was the cash prize?

Why a dude's doing that? Because there was no blurring in those videos. He was very, um, against the, he was, like, kind of on cable. but for radio in America. Your satellite? Yeah, satellite. But now he's a little bit more tame. One of the most famous things he ever did was they were broadcasting live during 9-11.

And so, like, if you ever listen to that, that's some of the most incredible, and it must have been very difficult to do, but some of the most incredible broadcasting, because they're obviously live on air and they had a whole show planned out. But then they are live during the 9-11 attacks and they're crossing to people in the towers. It's a really incredible harrowing listen to listen. too. Obviously, if you've been triggering, then you wouldn't listen to it. Wow, so he did all sorts of stuff. Yeah, very. He's amazing. He's the OG

shock jock. I mean, any shock jock that ever tries to be a shock jock, he's trying to be how it's turn. And no one will ever do anything. And I don't think anyone can get away with what he does. And the only reason he gets away with those because he's sort of built up this longevity of people expecting that from him. So when he does it,

it's not as shocking when he does it because they go, that's how it's doing. But if anyone else did it, you'd be like so much trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's, I guess, the power of radio as well that he was able to broadcast. I remember the day that we, I was on producing at the time, but I was on here, I think someone was away. So it was, and we were doing the broadcast that was during the Christchurch, mosque attacks. Yeah.

And I remember that was so hard to do. We were literally down the road from that mosque. That's right, you guys were in Christchurch. We flew down to Christchurch and we were emceeing some, like, MediWorks, like a video. and we were up on stage talking about and then all of a sudden everyone's locking doors and barricading things and we're like what's going on

we're kind of hearing information like secondhand and it was literally like a block just down the street and I think with radio when you're on air and you do a show like ours you know we're escapism but when there's a big disaster like that or something that's going down people quite often turn on the radio to hear updates

so we almost need to switch we did it the same remember it was a couple of years ago when there was that big situation in Auckland City where there was that gunman in the tower that was being built and we had to throw our whole show out of the door. Okay, we got inside information before that was even public and we had to be careful because you're like,

if we go off saying that there's this gunman in Auckland in this building and we're wrong, it's terrifying, scaring people for no reason. But me got a text from someone saying that my husband, so she's friends with the girl and the girl's like, hey, my husband is in a building right now in Auckland. There's a gunman and everyone is like hiding behind desk. and things and trying to get out of the building. And so we ended up speaking to him, eh?

And he was still in the building, and it was like... And all of a sudden, you're hearing people now reporting about it, so we're like, okay, but also, like, why would Meg's friend just lie to us like that? And, yeah, we ended up going live on it, like, 20 minutes before anyone was even aware that it was happening. And then the famous ones, like, these people that have broadcast during the Christchurch earthquake.

So I think Simon Barnett was one of them on Moore FM. And there was a guy that won an award last year for during the haste, like, the floods that had... happened a couple of years ago. And he literally lived at the station. His house was flooded himself. Oh my God. And he broadcasts for like hours on end just to give people updates.

Like that sort of stuff is incredible to me. Yeah, totally. That one was amazing because it showed the power of like local radio. Because people were turning, because all the communication had gone down. So cell towers, the like main fibre line into the town had cut. No one had internet. No one could make phone calls. And all they had was FM radio.

And this guy was sitting in the Breeze studio just broadcast. thing the whole time and he would sleep there and then people would pass notes under the door of the studio and he would read them out on air, hey Jan so-and-so's looking for you meet us here on the step at 830 tomorrow so we can be

reunited. It was crazy. Or while his house was going you know, like it's unbelievable really do you know what's even crazier than that is that we started this podcast talking about wristicles or whatever it was. Yeah, wrist icicles. Yeah, wrist icicles and nuttys and now we're here.

We should win the radio award for this. Best, give it. Imagine that, that's how we do our podcast for nine. Right, you get two words. So you get Nussie and Broadcasting Award. And you've got to somehow join them together with a chat. There's the podcast caption, thank you. We should do a competition tomorrow on radio

where we play the start of this podcast and the end of it and people have to guess how we got them together. It's a fun game. I don't even remember how we did it. But anyway, here we are. Thanks for listening. Sam, appreciate you. We'll catch you again tomorrow Friday already.

It's been quick week, huh? Yeah. All right, see you then. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.