The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS F1 Pitstop Love-life...

Episode Date: March 2, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this. He's like a Formula One pit stop crew. He sounds quite painful. You've been warned. Did you get all the crumbs out of the bottom of the bag there?

Yep. When you tipped it up into your mouth? Yep. Good. Welcome to OnlyFans. Yes. Is that what you're going to do? Yeah.

You've got a dedication. There is something that I would like to bring to the table, but in this podcast, after Dan has done his dedication, but I worry it might look like I'm throwing you under the bus, Dan. Oh, Clint, that does not sound like something you would do. Exactly. Clint Randall throwing me under the bus? So that's why, you know, obviously I'll run it by you first.

Yeah. And then if you're like, yes, I'm happy to talk about that, then away we go. Okay, well, this podcast is going out to the wonderful and comparable Ben Leach and his sister, Amber. Oh, they've got a shirt? Amber, a shirt. Yeah, Clint, Meg and Dan shirt.

And so that's going out to them. I love you guys. You're great listeners. And I tell you what, Meg will have a great message for you as well, who she's just walked into the room. Oh, actually, Meg's going to read us a page of one of the pieces of private printing that she's just printed off and laminated for her own personal use. Not laminated.

Amazon Returns, Amazon Australia, 13 Emporium Avenue, Kemp's Creek, New South Wales, Australia. Oh, she's got something off Amazon. What did you buy? Tell us what you purchased. I got my mum a birthday present, actually. Tell us. Well, I can't.

She might be listening. I actually got her like a diary. But do you want to see how it turned out at my house? Look at this, boys. Is it like a moleskin? Like one of those kind of fancy diaries? It was like a, I think, more a gratitude type diary. Have a look at these photos.

Whoa, how big is that? No, it's just this little book at the front. Oh, right. Look how it turned out delivered. Sorry. Oh, it's all creased, all buggered up. Oh, no. It's like completely out of its packaging. Completely. Oh, it's all creased, it's all buggered up. Oh, no.

Oh, that's a shame. It's like completely out of its packaging. Completely. That's a shame. So I have to send it back and man, they make it a process. I think they don't want you to like, they make it so,

such a process that they're like, you'll never do it. They didn't even wrap it. Like it's literally just, it's just like this. It's like they got a bit of plastic and then put that on the front

so they could sell it at the address on the front. How much did you spend on that? $37. So I thought I should get the money back. Yeah, it's quite a bit. It's quite a bit. What is the amount of money that you wouldn't bother doing all this shit, printing it out and returning it and emailing them?

Yeah, I'd probably have $15 or something. I'd be like, oh, God, I'll absorb. But $37, I was like, you know, by the time that comes back into my bank account, it could be a day that we're struggling. And then, like, pop, $37 comes in. Pop goes the weasel. I just think it's, yeah, I don't want to, like, definitely, what's it for you, Clint? Because $37 to me is not, like, just willy-nilly money.

I don't feel happy with just throwing that away for something I never received. But also time is money. So now the stress of going and getting the return and, like, printing it out and then finding a package. Oh, you won't buy a package. I guess you'll use one here at work. So that'll become their financial burden. And then you'll get it posted out and then waiting for them to send you

another one that's going to be late by the time you see them. No, no, no, I'm just going to refund. I'll buy something else. Oh, okay, right. Yeah, no, no, that would be a nightmare. Oh, okay. I guess it's a little different because I guess you just send it off and the money goes back. I thought you were still chasing a new one. I'm like, oh, fine. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, that would be a nightmare. Oh, okay. I guess that's a little different because I guess you send it off and the money goes back.

I thought you were still chasing a new one. I'm like, oh, fine. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. I learnt my lesson. Don't buy a diary off Amazon. Yep.

I probably could have told you that, but I thought Amazon would be all right. It's not like you're buying off Tino. Yeah, I've never had an issue with Amazon before. Amazon's like one of those ones where it could be a private seller, though, right?

Like it could be just some person selling their old diary. Oh, can they do that? I think so, sometimes. Oh, I didn't know that. Can we talk on this podcast about how Dan's going to the doctors because he keeps saying two words all the time? I think we started talking about it last week.

And now he's going to the doctors to see if the doctors can stop him saying something. But this is going to sound funny, but it's not, because I'm actually quite concerned about it. So I've started this little crutch, and it's not a tick. I can't believe I'm talking about this, and you shouldn't laugh. I know, but I know what the two words are that you're always saying. So, okay, I just thought about them, and they made me laugh. We've talked about it before, but it's not a tick,

so it's not Tourette's because I can actually stop doing it. But when I think about it and I go, stop doing that, Dan, Jesus. But I feel like Tourette's, because I can actually stop doing it. Right. But when I think about it and I go, stop doing that, Dan, Jesus. But I feel like Tourette's, so you can't help it. But then why don't you just stop doing it then? Well, I do, but then sometimes I'm subconsciously, I'll just be not thinking. I'll just be sitting relaxing,

and I'll say the thing that I say, but it's got to the point. I don't want to say it, because then it sounds like I'm making a joke, which it's not. It's stinky butt. Stinky butt. Soinky, stinky butt. So sometimes we'll be sitting in the studio and it's –

Does it make you want to say it when we say stinky butt? No, because it's like – Stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky butt. I go like this. Stinky butt. I go stinky butt. Yeah. Okay.

And the thing is – Do you know why it's become a habit? Because when you do it, we would laugh. And now he's like, ooh, they like that. Maybe that's it. But apparently, we talked about it on the radio the other day, and heaps of people texting saying it's an ADHD thing. It's a vocal stim, vocal stim.

What I do find interesting, though, is that you've been saying it for, I would say, nearly months to me. But ever since you brought it home, now suddenly you're going to the doctor for it. Well, Hannah was like, why are you saying that all the time? And I was like, I don't actually know, Hannah. I'm so sorry. And she goes,

I think you should go and talk to the, because I brought up the vocal stem thing that people text through, stem. And she was like, I think you should go

and talk to your, because I've got an ADHD doctor. And so I've got a meeting with him on Thursday. Stinky boo. And I don't know why I say it in like a way, it's like,

so I'll be sitting there, we're watching TV, we're watching the Formula One testing. And I just't know why I say it in like a way So I'll be sitting there, we were watching TV Watching the Formula 1 testing And I just remember, we were just sitting there And I kept going, stinky, stinky, stinky And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, fuck And I didn't even realise I was doing it And then as soon as she said it and brought it up

I stopped because I can tell my brain to stop saying it But when I'm just subconsciously sitting there Not thinking You know, it just comes out because I can tell my brain to stop saying it. But when I'm just subconsciously sitting there not thinking, you know, it just comes out. Anyway. Yeah, but your partners do things all the time that are annoying. You can't just send them to the doctors every time you're annoyed by something. Imagine how often our partners be the doctors' mech.

Well, stop sending me to the doctor. I was thinking you definitely with all your things. Did you guys see my story last night of how hurtful it was that my husband had a bag of Doritos and two chocolate bars for me? I don't know. Did you guys see my story last night Of how hurtful it was That my husband had a bag of Doritos And two chocolate bars for me I don't know Why is that hurtful You don't think that's hurtful

So my husband went out And put petrol in my car I didn't ask him It was very nice It was very nice He teased me and said I'm putting petrol in the car Great

So I'm going to give him Three points for that Yes and he should He should get three points Clint And maybe Dan doesn't think This is bad But I'd love to know What you think if Jamie

did this to you, Clint. Okay. Okay, it's the end of the night. I'm cleaning up around the house. He's come home from getting the petrol in the car. Again, three points.

Really nice. What's he doing? You've cleaned, so what's he doing? He's getting Daisy down to bed. She asked for Danny last night, so I'm cleaning. Okay, still working.

And he's getting the kid to bed two more. I sent some prep last night to you guys, didn't I? Yep. So I'm doing that sort of work and stuff. Yeah, it was pretty weak, but yep. There's a couple of ideas.

Yeah, we didn't use anything. I think you agreed with the ideas I'd previously sent to you. I added to them. I added to work. It was more than Clint did. Point off for Dan, because he was being mad. He's been arsed all the time. Why am I?

What did she say? It's more than Clint did. I put together the whole show after. And I just don't email my ideas to you. I just put them in the sheet. Do you know what? You guys could just put your ideas in the sheet, and then that would eliminate email my ideas to you I just put them in the sheet do you know what you guys could just put your ideas in the sheet and then they would eliminate one of my jobs

I can't do that I'm not very good at putting things in the sheet there's nothing more degrading than when you put an idea in a sheet and the next day it's taken out I'm burned from that true and it actually does make sense

because then you know I'll put that there because we did something similar to that on Friday. And I think what happens is if three people or four people are all doing that. Too many cooks. Yeah, exactly, actually. So I go into the laundry and I see a pile of clean laundry to be put away in a laundry basket. Should have been put away, really, if he was a real man.

Okay, well, he's on five points at the moment for the petrol. He had done the laundry. He had both washed and dried it. Six, seven. Give him some more. Good. Thank you. Go into the laundry pile

and notice it's crinkling. Lift off the first three layers of clothing and find a large family-sized bag of Doritos. He knows she's never going to find it in the laundry. She never does the washing.

Yeah, how bad's that? And two chocolate bars. What's on chocolate bars? Hiding underneath. I think a Mars bar and some sort of, maybe a Snickers. Oh, okay. Point off for the Mars bar. Yeah, a Mars bar.

Disgusting. Who needs Mars bars? These things. And I... Not Meg. I asked him, no, I don't need Mars bars. I said to him, what are these? I found him in the kitchen and he was caught red-handed,

that moment of panic in his face. And he said, I felt like a snack. I felt snacky. And I sat there like, well, I would have liked a snack. What about, can we not share the bag? Okay, okay. I thought he was about to lose a lot of points for hiding snacks from Meg. But he did hide snacks from me.

No, I don't see why you're angry about it. What do you mean? But why would he get snacks just for himself and not something that we can share together? This is the thing with you. This is why I find it's something with you, Meg. So I'll sometimes get a packet of Doritos and Meg will go,

I'm like Joey, so this is on me. Okay, well how come You're eating my chocolate All morning If it's all good That you can't share food With me but you've Taken my chocolate All morning

Because you have A different rule to him You share He doesn't share Yeah you're a sharer Right Yes I'm a share food

So maybe Guy Is like me He's my husband He has to share food With me That is a marriage rule Okay I want to know Why he hid it from you

Because he doesn't want You to eat it Or because he doesn't want you to eat it? Or because he doesn't want you to know that he spent money on treats for him? That's what it is. Ding, ding, ding. It won't be about me eating it.

No, so it's about the money. It's about the fact, yeah, it's absolutely about spending like extra money. We've had a big chat about how we can't do that. So now it's back and back.

Bad on him. But I think, okay, okay, I would say he loses two points for that. It's not much, it's like two bucks. So he's now down to four points on him. But I think he, okay, okay. I would say he loses two points for that. It's not much. It's like two bucks. So he's now down to four points in total.

If he had hit them because he doesn't want you eating. That's worse. He would lose all his points. My wife did that. I got a packet of chips out and then she goes, oh, that's not going to help you get your abs, is it? Oh. Excuse me.

I'm going to the gym four to five times a week. If I want a bag of chips, I'll have a bag of chips. When was the last time I told you not to eat something, wife? Because it would be bad for your waistline. So then I thought if Guy's hiding because he doesn't want you eating snacks. Yeah, that's bad. But if he's hiding them because he's only in trouble for spending money on his snacks. I think he also has some guilt in knowing that he probably shouldn't eat a family-sized bag of chips

in two chocolate bars at night time after he's had dinner. So I think he's hiding because he thinks I'm going to do what Jamie did. Yeah. And be like, why are you doing any family bag of chips in two chocolate bars? If it says family on it, I mean, that's surely going to eat you alive. Here's my thing, though. I will stand with Guy, and I think in this case the way you've explained it it's on him but I hate

one of my most hated things in life and it's maybe on me is I hate sharing shit if I go and buy even with your wife your wife Hannah yeah 100%

if I buy a little packet of chips I brought it every day I buy a packet of Doritos don't I Clint and Clint bless him never asks for one but every time I come in he'll go

he'll go can I have one and it fucking pains me every time I hand you because Meg will go, can I have one? And it fucking pains me every time I even hand you over, because there's about 10 chips. Right, well, if we're not sharing food, you don't get any of mine then. You ate so much of my chocolate this morning. But you don't mind sharing. Yes, I know, but that should go the same way.

This is like my daughter. Meg's got this thing being like, even if Meg's got a rule and you've got a rule, Meg should be happy because she shares. You should be happy because you don't. But Meg also has another rule that everything has to be fair. That've got a rule. Meg should be happy because she shares. You should be happy because you don't. But Meg also has another rule that everything has to be fair. That's her overarching rule. My rule is that we all share. I'm not sharing my food and then

not getting food back. To me, it's like if I share with you, you share with me. That's my rule. So if I share with Dan and he doesn't share with me, that's like, it's over. But it's not like I'm happy to just give everything out and go, no worries, don't give me anything back. The difference today between my small packet of Doritos

and your large amount of chocolate is that you don't need all the chocolate. You won't eat all that chocolate. What does that mean? What do you mean I don't need the chocolate? You don't need chocolate. You don't need a fucking bag of chips every day. I don't say anything about it. No, but this is a small packet of chips.

Okay? So you've got two big blocks of chocolate. That is bullshit. They are two thin Whittaker's blocks. There's no way. I want to judge Clint. They are not two big blocks. They are big blocks.

Shut the fuck up. Because they're boutique-y flavours. They're like half the thickness. But you won't eat all of it. Shit, I will over months. Oh, it'll get all off. It'll go off. No, it won't.

Because you've already opened it. Piss off. So if I will over months. Oh, it'll get all off. It'll go off. No, it won't. Because you've already opened it. Piss off. So if me got a tiny little bar, you wouldn't expect her to share? No, I wouldn't because she'd enjoy that all for herself because it's just a small bar. But she's got two family-sized chocolate bars there. Give me your bag for a sec. Let me just look at the... 45 grams. 45 grams

of Dorito. Oh, shit. Nope, that's fair. It says one serving. And I will be honest. How many servings? I thought maybe if I had two, then maybe I could get in on it. What's also happened with chips recently, where you buy like the one packet of chips, and I'm not talking the family size ones, but like the ones that you just buy for yourself, like a little pack.

Yeah. There's like, honestly, genuinely about seven chips in them now. Bullshit, eh? That's daylight robbery. That's so bad. That could be your new rule, Dan. You don't share one serving sized food. Okay.

Then you know what? I get that rule. And you know when you go to like a, say you go to a restaurant. But if it says, if you buy something, a snack and it says serving size two, then I get a bite.

Fair. That's a good rule. And I don't deserve, I shouldn't be eating two serving sizes. Neither I get a bite. Fair. Okay. That's a good rule. Okay. And I don't deserve I shouldn't be eating two serving sizes. Neither should any of us. But I'm saying also if I go out

to a restaurant and I order a burger and it comes with fries get your fucking filthy mitts off it because they're my fries. I always eat your fries. Exactly.

And Hannah does it as well. Meg will order sides of fries that come with my meal that I didn't want. I remember we got a meal and they were like, and do you want that to come with a side of fries? I was like, no thanks.

And Meg goes, yes, he does. Yes, he does. And I was like, no, I don't feel like fries. He goes, he wants the fries. I'm like Joey. And I was like, is she going to make me eat them? And then I realised what was happening. I wanted the fries.

I'm like Joey, I'll get a buffer thing of fries and put them in between Meg and I. So that distracts her. It's like a fries, a shield from the rest of this burger. And I'm happy.

She's happy. She's happy. Imagine all her fries. I'm having mine. It's happy days. She can't get your burger if there's meat in it. She'll just look at it

and go, ooh. But she'll ask and that also pisses me off. Hannah does the same. She'll be like, I'll just bite. I'll be like, for fuck's sake,

you got the fucking tuna. And I told you to be depressed with it. Depressed with it. She always goes, I'll have the clam. And I told you to be depressed with it she always goes I'll have the clam and I genuinely without it without a word of a lie every time she gets the fucking clam she's disappointed with it whereas I get a steak and she goes oh I wish I got that yeah I know you I suggested you got it there is actually a um a whole bunch of cards you can buy yeah it's kind

of like a game and one of the cards is the food envy card. So you divvy up the cards during the week with like kids, wives, flatmates, whatever. And you'll get given these cards. And at any point, if everyone orders and you go, fuck, I ordered the wrong thing, you can play your food envy card and you have to swap meals

and I get what you get, you get what I get. Oh, that'd piss me off. No, Dan would be leaving the restaurant. I'd walk off in a huff. There's no way. If I played a food in the car on you and I got a salad or something. Because you think you won

and then you're like, oh, I mucked it up. But there are lots of other cars you could get her back. I think I'd get physical. Even if it was me. I'd wrestle it out of her. I think, oh yeah,

it's called Served. S-E-R-V-E-D I've seen that on TikTok Yeah, so we got Served the ad and then bought them and the one the kids got me on real good, they double they combined cards and got me with both barrels and they were like, oh we're going to play

the takeaway card on the way home the drive-thru takeaway, and I was like, oh okay, fine, so I go through and then just as I pull up to the window oh we're going to play the takeaway card on the way home the drive through takeaway and I was like oh okay fine so I go through and then just as I pull up to the window Ty and Cam who had been sort of together coming up with this plan played the you must sing everything you say

for the next 30 minutes card little fuckers so it had to be like two popcorn chicken snack boxes and the lady was like sorry what and I was like who are you Ben be like Two popcorn chicken snack boxes And the lady was like Sorry what? And I was like Who are you Ben Boyce? Two popcorn chicken

And you did it? He's turning into his mate But then I started speaking normally And the kids were getting so angry and upset So I had to play along I had to sing And then did you start doing All these Gen Z phrases?

Yeah So it's quite Served couples Served kids versus parents Served friends edition Served newborn parents Did you get served, served friends edition, served newborn parents. Did you get it served a card that said eat while we were recording a podcast?

You need to hide in your blood sugar. Yeah, I know. Go get another snack. I feel like another packet of Doritos, but then that's two servings, so I have to share with me. Well, actually, it's two single serves in separate times. Oh, no, come on, that counts.

Oh, no. We've got to work out what the time frame is that Dan can order the same food and not share. I think there's a lot of people out there that hate sharing. I think even Hannah hates it. What happened with the Doritos and the chocolate bar you found? Huh? Did you share them in the end? He ate them all.

How could he sit down, even though I couldn't do that, eat a whole family pack? Maybe he didn't. I haven't been home yet. I just know that he would have Eaten them last night And I haven't Cheated this morning What's he doing

While he's eating them Playing PlayStation What a little Bloody guts He listens to his podcast And keeps what he says Dan's just jealous He's like so angry

Because he's like I want to smash A family bag of Doritos And play video games If I smashed two chocolate bars And a packet of Doritos My face would break out in acne And two chocolate bars and a packet of Doritos, my face would break out in acne. And I'd feel like a big fight.

I'd go to bed and I'd get naked and look at myself in the mirror and go, you pig of a fucking... I bet he did do that. I bet he would have. Like, that's the thing. But I'm hoping that the snack, you know, satisfaction, outweighed that feeling. No.

Because everyone feels that normally. I always regret. Like, I'll just munch on something. Like, I won't even be thinking about it. I'll just eat, eat, eat. And then I'll look at myself and go, you fucking pig. Jesus Christ.

Because Guy's like an ideal set up in that way that his wife and his daughter go to bed like at 8, 8.30, and then he's got like an hour and a half of PlayStation time to himself. Munching. He just sits there munching. Just eating. I always go to bed at the same time as my wife Because I'm always just hopeful

Did she want to have sex? Same I'll be in bed Like way before She's still got her whole face routine I'm like Fuck I've got to wait like 35 minutes Then she finally gets in bed

And then I can just see what she's putting on I'm like That's not going to happen Yeah Well me and Guy have a lot of daytime time together So we hardly ever do it at night, yeah. But you've got a kid there as well. No, she's getting into kindy.

What about weekends? Just don't do weekends. Weekends, we normally go to bed at the same time because I'm up later. Oh, yeah, true. So it's just the weeknights. You put the kid in the playpen. Pardon? Huh?

Yeah. Oh, like you would Like Dan Webby Would like to like Have a smashing sex session In front of your kid He's only in there for 30 seconds He's not gonna get Abandonment issues

Yeah yeah Oh god exactly Let me just go around the corner Oh yeah Wing bang boom There you go Fuck me Wing bang boom There you go Fuck me There you go

There you go That's Hannah to me That's Hannah to me There you go Off you go Thank you darling Bye She's like a

Formula 1 pit stop crew Yeah That was quite painful Bloody hell Dan's like Oh Jesus Oh fuck Should I have done that I bet Ferrari Three seconds Alright guys That was quite painful. Bloody hell. Dan's like, oh, Jesus. Oh, fuck. I bet Ferrari three seconds.

All right, guys. We'll catch you tomorrow. Bye. See you. Bye. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.