The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS fight Jim Carrey

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth. In which case, respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Welcome along to the OnlyFans everybody. We appreciate you downloading the podcast. Kia ora.

Kia ora. Um, Meg's husband was just in studio, he's just taken off. Is he off to golf? He's off to golf today, yeah. He's golfing today. Oh god, it must be nice. Is it his birthday today? No. No, no, this is just taken off. Is he off to golf? He's off to golf today. Yeah, he's golfing today. Is it his birthday today? No, no, no, this is just a day. He was wearing a lovely jacket, Clint, and I said that's nice.

He said it was a present from Maui. Yes, he got that, I think that was last birthday or Christmas. How does he afford to go and buy his clubs and go on the green? Well, he has had the same clubs the whole time. And then remember, we get $50 for Fortnite, and so he pays for it with his dosh. And Meg says I'm the rich one. Yeah but where does he get his $50 from? $50 a fortnight we get each.

But where does he get that money from? My money. Yeah there it is. It's my money. I pay for my husband to go and play golf fucking once a week. Far out. Why say it less depressed? Yeah if you're gonna take the winning you have to sound like you enjoy him going and playing. But he does a job too looking after your child.

Yeah. Cause you take care right now. She's at kindy 9-3 every day. So, I mean... He's got a good deal. How do I get that deal? Do you have a wife and husband awards that you can nominate or submit yourself? No, we've talked a lot about how, because I'm like, okay, she's at kindy now and she's loving it. God, we've got a fantastic kindy, nine till three. And it's just out the road. So there's no traffic either way.

But every time I'm like, oh, wait a second. Like, well, you have a lot of time. You have a whole day now. You've had it for a wee while. So she's been going, but we're also, he's about to be in the thick of it with a newborn. So this is kind of like, I feel like this is him. Go and play golf while you can.

Because once that baby's here, know you stay home dad so like go and go and have the fun while you can. Yeah. You know I don't know where my break is. Yeah you don't get a break I guess but the thing is that a lot of mums are the same hey I feel like mums get a bad deal with breaks. Yeah you're right because maternity leave is not a break I I don't care what they say. I actually had somebody Kind of elude that that it was a break At one point to me recently and I was like not quite. It's a break from work. Sure, but it's not a break Sometimes I try and give Hannah a break my wife I'll be like I'll take George for a few minutes here over a couple of hours and then I'll be holding him and then you'll

Be crying for mum and then she just has to come and it's her breakdown you know so even if you have the best intentions. So this is actually this before we get into it fully this is dedicated to now I don't know what to do here boys because somebody has sent our boss a poem about our show and they've suggested that I read it which I will but it says at the end, anonymous, but I can see their email address has their name in it. So do I read, do I, they've said they want- Well, they said anonymous at the end of the poem.

Yeah. I can keep them anonymous, they'll know who they are, but this podcast is going out to you. This is for anonymous, please, if you enjoy this poem, maybe write them, they probably are in the EDGE podcast fan page because they're an incredible, I don't want to say fan of the show because that makes it sound weird,

but somebody who has obviously listened a lot because my goodness, what a problem. They know more about us than we know about ourselves. Have you read it through Clint? No, haven't yet. Which is good, but Dan have you read it through or just pieces? I saw the start and then stopped reading it because I sent it to you. In the year 2024, Clint, Meg and Dan could not have done more. My favorite trio, no really it's true. Here's my favorite moments, just to name a few.

From burnt, I can't fuck it up, that's the issue. You fucked it up now. Can we, okay we'll cut that and forget that. Yeah I gotta. We've tried really hard here. From burning drink bottles and fluffing about to shitting in toilets and scooping it out. When did we do that? Who shitted in the toilet?

Oh, that's a listener story. They were fishing it out. That's right. Accidentally, they took it with them to the airport. I was imagining Meg do it. Eating smelly fish out of a tin, each day finding out what the cat dragged in. Dan's Christmas decor and guessing the fart,

hearing Dan's diary straight from the heart. Clint won everything but never was sad to learn that this made everyone mad. We got to meet Linda, she's a lot, and Dan as always was hitting the spot. All the insults Meg successfully ducked, the boys pretend to tell their boss to get fucked. Jesus oh god no brilliant from Dan. And everyone's jealous of Clint's glowing tan. Men writing woman with Meg's sexy voice. Hearing her cringe at every word choice. We witnessed them all being an egg. We learnt new phrases, sorry, we learnt new phrases like doing a Meg.

And then there was Clint, catching marshmallows in his mouth with his knee in a splint. Never forgetting that Keezy's the man. Hit the jams Clint, but never for Dan. Air fresheners, t-shirts, safe house ideas, even the moments of emotional tears. Meg's song through your eyes and her amazing patience putting up with the guys. My favourite thing from the edge to date is Dan's fart on podcast 348. From profeci- Did it rhyme?

Yeah. My favourite thing from the edge to date is Dan's fart on podcast number 348. God, fuck, what a cunt! They're from this amazing poem and you're going- Yeah, that fucking line didn't rhyme! Did I fart on 348? Yeah, you must have. Do you remember when On three four eight. Yeah you must've.

Do a fart. I don't remember. Okay. From professional as to mucking around. From Clint's drunk texts to the secret sound. Not quite our session. That was actually, what did we call it? Oh it wasn't the secret sound, it was.

One second song. All of the chaos and all of the care. Macintosh lollies. Clint, I liked your idea. This person listens to fucking everything we've ever done. Isn't it... I love... Actually, that's probably my favourite lines in there because it's like that was genuinely like a point of contention

for the show with that fucking Macintosh lollies. Unbelievable the amount of stuff they've remembered. I don't remember half of it. That was genuinely like a point of contention when you had the show with that fucking macabre culture. Unbelievable the amount of stuff they've remembered. I don't remember half of it. I'm still going. Google history and metal detecting, skids and undies and Daniel projecting. Amen, sister. Clint's drinking problem and hearing him sputter, having nose bears, get your head out of the

gutter. Dan's contact list and Meg pooing the bed. God's business lives rent free inside of my head. We saw Meg's love of being a mother, and we saw Dan naked on Clint's pool cover. Singing competitions, piss takes, and just having fun. Nicknames you definitely do not call your mum. So thanks for the Insta, also the radio, Piss takes and just having fun. Nicknames you definitely do not call your mum.

So thanks for the Insta, also the radio. Thanks for the podcast as well as the videos. For the hahas, the giggles, the intense belly laughs. And for never doing anything by halves. For getting us through life we love you a bunch. But anyway, speaking of lunch. Brilliant. Wow, that is genuinely incredible.

A, that she's remembered and been able to list that stuff, and then in poetry form. I forget a lot. It must have gone through old podcasts and just found things. Or she's got, I assume it's a she. It is a she. And a memory that is just that incredible to recall stuff.

Nipa. Nipa, could you please cut out all my fuck ups away? That sounds good. Thank you. He said no. He's got his work cut out there. It was a brilliantly written poem. I really want to do it justice, but man, it's hard to read something for the first time and try and get that catered. Amazing. Incredible. Yeah, that is actually like genuinely... It makes me feel something. Yeah, that is actually like... Really amazing.

It makes me feel something. Yeah, I will still be thinking about that later on today. So whoever wrote that, just... Bless you. Not just because you took the time to write a poem, but the stuff that you referenced really shows that you've, I think, genuinely listened to everything we've done ever. Like you must be an avid podcast listener of every show

to reference some of the deep cuts in there as well. Yeah I love that that was very very kind. And I'm kind of going what was that? Oh yeah that was you know like I can't believe I farted in a three four eight was it? Yeah I think you did a little toot. A little little pop. Yeah. Would you guys like to play a game? Yeah. It's um I saw somebody else do this on TikTok so it's not an original idea, but I found their answers really interesting. What it is, is that I'm just going to name celebrities, it's actually hardly a game. It is, but thank you for the music anyway, Clint.

I am going to name celebrities and you both have to say whether they're a-lister, a b-lister, or a c-lister. Because this woman, actually I would agree, I didn't get the audio, but I would agree a lot with hers and she did very little A-listers. I think A-listers is something very special and I think- I think I'm gonna be good at this. Okay, well it's the thing he's gonna remember.

There's no right or wrong. There's no right or wrong, but just, okay. So I'll name some people. Subjective. Very subjective, but I wanted to see if you guys would agree on them. Okay. Okay. So what are the lists A, B, and C? A, B, and C-listers. Okay, so I'll name some people, very subjective, but I wanted to see if you guys would agree on them. Okay. Okay. So what are the lists A, B and C? A, B and C listers.

Okay. Cool. Jim Carrey. A. B. Fuck off. Jim Carrey. B list. Jim Carrey is like-

He's great, but he's not- The mask and like- A list is Tom Cruise. What the fuck? Like worldwide famous. Hold on, sorry. I didn't want to stop on the first one. Producers, A, B or C lister as an actor?

Jim Carrey? A! 100%! What even, with Gilbella's A, she's 23 and some of his best work would have been done when she was like a kid. Yeah, he would have been A-list 10 years, 15 years ago, not anymore. So some people can say, what about A heritage? Should we put A heritage? 10 years 15 years ago not anymore. So some people think you keep your status. What about A heritage?

Should we put A heritage? Oh yeah he's A heritage. Okay A heritage. No he's not. Because you said to someone who's Jim Carrey I think 99 out of 100 people wouldn't know who he is. Okay around the world right. Okay would we like our next one? Yes.

Okay I don't know I get so racked up over this. Emily Blunt. B-list. If you say she's A-list. Nah, nah. I was wondering if she was C. I was like no, she's done some big things. Yeah, I'd say.

She's B. Oh fuck, maybe I'd say C with her. Wow. Okay, Sandra Bullock. B. A. Sandra Bullock is a B. Clint, you can't even tell her

the difference between her and Julia Roberts. I know, I get it. She's not A-list. Sandra Bullock! I'll give you three A-lists. No and Julia Roberts. I know, I get them. There's not A-list. Sandra Bullock! I'll give you three A-lists. No, wait, no, excuse me. Okay. No, I will get to those people.

Okay, have I went famous, women, actors? No, stop it, no, close the door. Sandra Bullock will be in, like, okay, just brings up photos. Get out of the list, stop it. Sandra Bullock, it brought up nine photos of women and Sandra was one of them. Doesn't mean she's A-lister. No more using the internet. I'm just saying, Google agrees with me.

I just want to know what you think. What about Will Smith? A. He'd be A. But I think again, he'd traditional A. I'd say now probably he's teetering on B. If you've read his actual book when he goes through the amount of blockbuster movies

that he has done, it's actually insane his body of work. He dropped to a B when he slapped Chris Rock. Our first one that we have agreed on is Will Smith as an A-lister. Natalie Portman. B. She won an Oscar, but it was years ago, C.

Oh my God. C-lister. C is when you don't really recognise the name and someone has to go, you know that chick who was in Blah Blah Blah, and you realise she was in a massive film. She's that person! Natalie Pullman everyone knows Natalie.

Alright we'll get another agreeance on this one. I don't think Dan knows what A, B and C can be. Kate Winslet. Now, another traditional A-lister. That's an A. She's in one of the biggest movies of all time, the fucking Titanic. But again, like she's... Yeah I'd give her a traditional A-list.

She gets an A. But 2025 I'd again like she's yeah I give her a traditional A list she gets an A but 2025 I'd argue she's teetering on B Orlando Bloom oh god C. Fuck off he was in like wasn't he in Lord of the Rings I don't even watch it and he's married to the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings. Two of the biggest franchises and he's married to Katy Perry at least 10 years ago. So he's even got a famous wife he's aises. And he's married to Katy Perry. At least 10 years ago. So he's even got a famous wife. He's a B.

Yeah, he's thankful he's got Katy Perry. Otherwise he'd be fucking D. OK. This is a great game. Thank you. OK, Ryan Reynolds. A. He's A.

Oh, are you joking me? Ryan Reynolds is the only one you both collectively instantly agree on? Currently, he'd be on the A-list. He's doing blockbuster movies still. Yeah. Currently, he's A-list. He'd be one of the most bankable actors. He owns a football team.

He's got his and his wife's famous. He's got his own gin. So he's got like so much shit going on at the moment. We have Kate Winslet, Will Smith, and Ryan Reynolds as A-listers so far. Yeah. Correct. Kate's lucky to be there. Jessica Alba. Oh, fuck's sake see she's what she done the last 20 years

C-less like she's lucky to be at sea Other than that fucking movie where she's in the movie. No her name right everyone knows just go I've got it. I think I'm gonna give my first What's Jessica Alba doing now? Because I don't know. I can't put her in the same camp as Natalie Portman. Halle Berry. C.

B! She's the first black woman who won an Oscar. Yeah, and she would have been A-list when she won the Oscar. Twenty years ago. No, but my theory is if you have been in A-list, I think you keep your A status. But not B. I don't think Halle Berry was ever A. She's got from A to C.

I think you can go from B to C. I don't think you can go from A to B for me. Okay, next. No, googling. No, I'm just seeing what she won the Oscar for. And she's an incredible actress, but it doesn't mean you're A-list. Oh right. I thought B at least. Also, I don't think I could name three movies that she's been in. Halle Berry's not B? Give me a bee give me three movies. You won the Oscar for Monsters Ball in 2001

Okay, what is monsters moving on? We're moving on just catwoman right moving on Denzel Washington, I The most easy a there he is just he the amount of movies that guy has done is probably like Somewhere in like a top 100 list. But also he's still currently working on Big League. He was in Gladiator just literally last year. Yeah. Angelina Jolie. A. Yes.

A. Yes. Okay, we both agree. But she's one of the few that I think can transcend time. She could not do movies for 10 years and as soon as she does a movie everybody's like, oh my god, Angelina's in a movie. Oh, I think about if she came into the office. Like if Angelina came in versus if Jessica Alba came in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like how many people would be excited about it? I don't know if Natalie Portman could walk in and she would walk past some people and people would be like, was that Natalie Portman? Don't know. Or is Angelina Jolie, everybody's knowing who she is. Okay, more, more, more, happy?

More of MC. Tom Holland. He'd be A-list at the moment. He's bankable. B. He's too young. He hasn't done enough shit to be an A-list. Spider-Man! He did Spider-Man. He's fucking Spider-Man. He's dating Zendaya. He's A-list. He's one of like four Spider-Men.

He's not even the Spider-Man. He is at the moment. You're coming across... Oh, as Tom Holland has fucking Jim Carrey's A and Tom Holland's B. Tom Holland has not done as much shit as Denzel Washington, Jim Carrey and Angelina Jolie. Tom's on the up, but he is not an A-list. Oh no, he's a- Fucking Tom Holland could be walking around the- he could be at Archie Brothers and I'd

be like, that guy looks like Spider-Man. Zendaya. B. B. Wow. Because the woman online is Zed Strong A and everybody agreed Zendaya is now an A-lister. I think she hasn't quite... She's definitely... She will be there, I'd imagine. But I just don't think that she's... When you go Zendaya, you don't go, that's what she's done.

Whereas Tom Holland, you go Spider-Man. Zendaya, yeah, June. If I'm trying to have a guess. She did that tennis movie. Okay, Jennifer Lawrence. Spider-man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah title to give somebody. Exactly. So I wonder why you're giving it to just willy nilly people. The boss just walked in. Jim Carrey A or B? Alistair or B? Jim Carrey. And now taking 2025 context. Jim Sir. Go. How's there any debate? Jim Carrey is of course an A-list. Oh no no no no no. Beelist 2020. Are you kidding me? Beelist.

Thank you. Thank you. He's the only one who's going B. He's doing fucking Sonic the Hedgehog. Yeah but look at his body of work. You don't get to A-list and then like, oh hey guys, we've really hasn't done anything good in the last 20 years. Downgraded. Well, that's what we're doing right now. We're doing the list of ABLC.

But you look at Jack Nicholson. He's an old man, but he has an A-list. He doesn't have an A-list anymore. I don't change the list! Come on in, come on in. We can do, yeah. Okay, we'll pause it, I love this game. Who's the radio, is Clint radio A-list?

Ooh, New Zealand, I think. The only ones we agreed on are Denzel Washington's A-list. Will Smith. We didn't do it. Sandra Bullock, where do you put Sandra? She's A-list. Thank you. Who's that if she walked into the building?

Yeah, Sandra, people get mental. The only A-list that everyone agreed on was Kate Winslet, Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds. Kate Winslet! Titanic was like 20 years ago! Did he get her an A? No, I said B, I said she's lucky to be there. You said A. No, but I'm just saying in the same thing that you would say Jim Carrey's not A, then Kate Winslet's not. He said she's very lucky to get A.

Why would Jim Carrey's done 80. He's very lucky to get A. Jim Carrey's done nothing in 20 years. Hey, we've got champagne and stuff. It's just what we do on a first 10. So we'll wrap this up and we'll catch you next time guys. We'll continue the game tomorrow. Oh, that's good. I want to fight somebody right now. You fight Jim Carrey.