The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS fruit minge-a

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is. Welcome to The Only Fans, everyone, with Clint, Dan and Meg. It's Friday? Yes, this is it still happen? Yep, yep. Shut up, it still happens.

Yeah, I guess the fart at the end of the podcast for anyone that sort of has that kind of humor. Wow! Are we? Halloween today, Happy Halloween, if you listen to us in real time. Our web girl Bella is dresses, Mona Bella, the Mona Lisa. She's got her head through the hole. Honeybone was just saying that I should have, well, I still can, but like every time someone said something to me,

I should have just like complained and moaned. Yeah, give us your best moan before you go. No, no, no, not like that. Like, oh, how's your dad? It's fucking shit, thanks for asking. Like that kind of moaning. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there we are.

There we go. That's a good moan. Producer Carla's dress is the scariest Ronald I've ever seen I literally did this costume just for like the podcast fan group and the show because it's very niche in you know to the show

I think you look like Ronald McDonald if he was addicted to meth That's what I was going for But to make it, it's the sign around my neck I'm not wearing it at the moment But it says I'm still an A-Lister McBitch Which is from our A-Lister saying Yeah I actually love the fact that you have a McDonald's bag But it's all crunched up

And it's used to hold your whiskey bottle Yeah it's actually got skin. I just went before. Lefroid tenure. It's fucking beautiful. That makes a lot of sense. Okay, do you know. Hey, there's a little hack as well for parents. If you've got kids and you're doing trick or treating, I saw it. You pour alcohol, wine, whatever, whatever's your poison. Pour it into like a keep cup, you know, one of those water bottles.

And then you end up getting like a tea bag and you cut the little like Dilma tag off it. And then you have it hanging out of the cup when you put the lid on. So it looks like you're just having a hot tea, but it's actually wine with a little Dilma tag hanging out the side. words of an alcoholic, everybody. I was going to say, how's our 12-step program going, Clint? Can't do one night without a drink.

First steps admission, Clint. I think I had two nights this week, maybe three without a drink. Yeah, I haven't had a drink in a year. Yeah, that's not a good thing. You can't, I've had three nights without a drink and what do you expect us to fucking clap? Like, what is that? Five. But that means I haven't

drunk more than I have. And when I have, I might just have like one beer. Because I'm just, it's just in the evening and I'm like, oh, I might have a beer? Because I was like the taste of it. Sounds like a lot of justification. Yeah, he sounds pained when he says it as well. He's like, I just had, I just had one beer. You know what I mean? Yeah, and I went to the circus last night. Just got one, uh, whiskey and then I drove home. And a cup of tea. Oh, you're allowed to drink for one whiskey. Not whiskey. Well, it was like a Jameson, like a, like a whiskey and dry in a can. Yeah. But you were drinking a tea as well, weren't you?

No. Some d'ilba. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, there'll be a long island. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was Oh yeah, there's some long island and I've teased to get me through trick or treating that we go to a street where it's just like it's carnage, like it's full noise and every year gets busy and busy because everyone finds out that's the street and all the houses have to partake

but if you get there too early they'll be like hey no trick or treaters till five because people are still getting home from work and if you get there too late you miss the window and they're like sorry we're out of candy yeah we're going to a fancy street too we're ditching our street and going to a fancy street yeah with my daughter she's so excited

I don't think I'm going to let George do it when he grows up. I'm going to say no we don't trickle tree. Oh and my daughter now knows the switch which doesn't exist anymore. She asked us about it and we came clean. The switch witch is when you have a lot of candy from all your trick or treating

left over. You've given a gift or something. Yeah and so obviously you don't want your kids just smashing candy for like three weeks. So they'll eat their favorite bits or keep a couple aside and then whatever's left you put out near the front door and you leave it and overnight the switch which comes and she switches out all the candy for a gift.

And then the kids don't eat a whole lot of sugar and shit. What is the switch switch? The problem is Ken was like, this switch is it real, is it? Back in the fucking 90s, the parents would just take the candy, be like, you don't need that much. But now it's like, oh, the hell, you have to get giving a gift. God's so peasy, go mad. Just rip it off them and go, you know, I have it anymore, you little shit.

Give it up, give it to your aunties. But imagine that's like you're going to work all day, gathering cash, and then you get home and your parents just take it off you. Welcome to being an adult, your fuck is they. Welcome to the government. Here's an idea. I just don't go trick or treating. Why are you such a sad little bitch?

Why is it that you won't even let George go trickle treating? Well, I mean, if he comes home and he starts crying one day and he's like, I want to go, I'll do it. But I'm just, I'm not going to force it down his throat like Clint does. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right. Do you know, we need to get better at just saying no to our kids. We? My wife and I. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they wanted to make these things for their class. I saw that. And I was like, this is nice. They want to do something for other people. and it's you get a chub-a-chop and then you wrap it in like two different layers of like cloth and whatever and you tie it and effectively it creates like a witch when you you've got to make a hat a little hat and you put the little hat on the top and it's like a little witch lollipop I there's 57 people in cam and ties class combined it's fucking crazy so we made almost 60 of these little witches I did say though this helps Clint um I showed that to my husband last night and I said you know what's one thing that guy that clinton

Jamie do fucking well. It's doing things like that with their kids that are fun. That's the stuff that will think

about when she married the rock and then now like making chubber chums out into witches like you guys just do it

and I just think it's really cool that parents just do it was weird that was fucking weird to be and I'm still

I'm still mad you use my wedding song I'm never thinking you for that one of all the songs in the world and then I

use Meg's wedding song what an Terran FC or whatever it's 10 10 10 and then I put it

underneath because I I was like, it is such a beautiful wedding song. That's why I used it for my wedding. Yeah. Do you know, that went bloody crazy on TikTok. Yeah, because everybody was going, you fucking weirdo. Yeah, I think they were actually.

I think it ended up on Reddit. Yeah, it actually was, yeah, well, okay, maybe just over half a million, so maybe not that crazy. 600,000 people. I would say 600,000 people saying this is a fucking stupid would say, yeah, would they're viral. Yeah, yeah, true. A lot of people going and we're calling. SIFs. This is child abuse. This is, you know, you're marrying

your child. I think generally we just have a, like a rule. If it's important to them, it needs to be important to us. So that's what we try and do. So like kids love Halloween. My daughter said to me yesterday when we're putting up decorations around the house which I'm thinking a day

we're going to have to go around and pull these back down. But she was like, Dad, I love Halloween. She's like, I love them more than Christmas. And I'm like, okay, well if for kids Christmas is like the biggest thing, in the year, right? So if in my daughter's eyes now Halloween is bigger than that, then I guess we need to start treating it like it is

because then if she cares about it, we care about it. Yeah, that's why you're a better parent than me. Yeah, but you've got time. George isn't even saving memories at 18 months, is he. Yeah, there's no way. I think my kid is only just maybe starting to it four. Like the odd core memory. Maybe. I don't remember much from when I was four or five,

if I'm being really honest. I don't remember what we did last week. You need to go to hospital. Sometimes I do think I'm getting, like, early. onset Alzheimer's. It would suit you. No, you can do a dementia test. Did you see Donald Trump? It's been all in the media. Not to get political

but he was bragging about this dementia test he did. And the reason people know it's a dementia test because he was talking about the animals and he's talking about the numbers and but he thought, well he was talking about it like it's an IQ test and how he smashed it and how other world leaders would struggle

to do as good as he did and people were like he's talking about a dementia test that he's taken and they showed the paper It's so wild But like we like laugh and joke But this really is It's just crazy

That there's no cut off For running a country I think they all presidents At that age Would have to do a dementia test Though I think it would just be Yeah but then the difference is

He is bragging like it was an IQ test And how good he did in it If you did good in it You don't have dementia Like Yeah Crazy eh Oh it's

Anyway It sounds like he's sticking up for his mate Yeah You're getting a little defensive No now I'm just nervous I've got dementia Because the other night I forgot literally

like two things I forgot to empty the dishwasher Hannah said to do it and I was like yes I think it's ADHD I think that just makes you a man oh yeah what is it what's the difference

of me dementia and just being fucking useless yeah you know like where is the line bad husband yeah it's just bad husband stuff

don't worry about it oh good no it's all good I forgot to pick her up from work as well the other day she was like pick me up from work today and I drove home

and she was like when are you picking me up it was five o'clock at night and I only noticed because she hadn't cooked dinner fuck I'm a bad husband bad husband is the

I would say. Where's my food? Actually, where's my wife? Where are you? I was like, I'm hungry. And usually I'm eating at this point. Where's Hannah? Fuck, she's at work. Check my phone. Where are you? Yeah, like, really, seriously. What did you say to her? Do you be like, I am stuck in traffic? Did she know, you forgot?

I said, I just said I'd forgotten. There was no excuse. But then, in all that time that you had, I'm guessing you did make dinner for the family. I was looking after a kid. I can't multitask. Doesn't you a kid sleep for like two hours a day still? But not in the middle of the day. I got takeaways. I pay for takeaways from the joint account.

For the joint account. Hit the jams. There's no music to play. It's a podcast. Oh, are we doing hit the spot? I mean, what is it? Guess the fart. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No. Remember we changed it since Meg's gone. It's not Guess the Flats. Guess the quiff. We probably have to put a pause on Guess the queef because Meg's going to vagina, fissio. Yeah, literally.

While you're there, me, can you, is it the type of physio you go? Also, I've been having this clicking noise in my wrist or on my elbow, you know? I don't think so clearly. I think it's just vaginas. Yeah, it's the hospital. Well, and serious is no, what is it, though? Truly, I don't know, ACC, it's been gone through ACC. It's been, it's my first session.

It's my first session since I gave birth, and it's because I had a big giant tear. I guess it's because, like, any injury, you go there. and they work the wound. They're going to see where I'm out. So I'll tell you guys know. I wonder how long it takes before you get so strong there that you can actually like squeeze it in the middle of the act and Guy would audibly go, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

I've tried and it's never happened, so I can't. I mean, let us know. Text us on that day. Oh, gee, what are you doing? Stop it. You just got it in a chokehold. You get really strong like crushed peep pieces of fruit and stuff. Yeah.

That would be cold. There's probably already someone doing, Matt. I know, there would be. I could be like apples and a melon. A melon? Oh, me. Fejoa. Fejoa.

Fejoa, maybe. A thought that I'll leave you with teary eyes. Guess the part what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to unveil. Guess the fight. Neve here are a producer just into my ear. Fruit Ninja. Oh my God.

That's my new only thing. Okay, Meg, you've got a year to get yourself sorted and then next Halloween, you come as the fruit ninja because your pelvic floor can like crush fruit. I honestly think if you get a like overwrite for Joa, I could.

A fojoa and your vagina. The overwrite has to be mildly rotten. All right, you're juggling up and down, claim what you got for us. Oh wait, we have to guess first. Yeah, you go first, Meg. Oh, that's a good guess, I'd say. Because it's been a couple of weeks since we've done this.

Oh, really? I'd go... Oh, jeez. He's normally, they're normally, like, tight and squeaky. Yeah, I got a tight onus. Yeah, so let me just restage that because it was too long. Here we go. Alright on Meg

Thank you so much boys Probably must be proud of that Coming back for one day and getting it I got a bit dizzy I thought that I'll leave you with hairy eyes Guess I thought what's that smell Have you ever thought his brain was full of gas Now you know

Maybe it was because I was bent over and then I stood up real quick. I don't know. I can imagine that if he fainted hit the floor after a fucking fart, viral. That's the Blackie Award right there. Shotgun, not savied him. All right, guys, have a great weekend.

Enjoy your Halloween. And we'll see you next time. Bye. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.