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Episode Date: September 14, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Buckle up, lower your standards and prepare to question everything. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The Only Fans with Clint Dan and Ash London. We just had a guy and just now, like a guest, Jack Ancet, you might have known him. He's a comedian. He was lovely, wasn't he?

He was so lovely, person of all nice guy. And as he left, as he kind of walked out, I was like, wasn't he just a lovely young man? Like I'm 65. He'd call him a boy, not a young man. Boy, yeah. Weirdo. What a fucking... How old do you think he is?

Oh, he's probably younger than me, quite a bit, but not younger enough for me to go he's a young boy. I would say he's probably in his 20s, mid-20s. He's 27th birthday that he had the party for. He does look young. Very youthful appearance. Must be nice. Yes, he's a very promising young man.

Yeah, he got the Sydney Comedy Festival Best Newcomer Award this year. Oh, did he? Yeah. Oh, sorry. She's tired. Yeah, she's tired. Oh, do you know who should be tired? Meepia.

He played, they opened for Kelly Holiday. Yeah. And it was a big one. They were out for a long, long time. And who was at the said? Was it Jamie that said he looked so hot on stage? Yeah, Jamie, not my wife. Thanks, Jane.

She would, but Jamie, who works here? And even our web girl, Bella, took photos and was like, oh my God, look at Nipes and his element. And we're like, how is that guy not pulling after a gig? What are you doing wrong? Talk us through the end of the gig. I just... The girls are screaming.

You've come off stage. Billy Holladame, what's his name? First of all. Kelly Holliday. First of all. So there's your band, this by the way. On Friday night, get you down. And then we're like, thank you guys for coming.

And then I go and hide in the green room because I've got to go and chat to everyone. And everyone goes, oh, how was that? And it's like, oh, it's good. Like, did it sound okay? And you just say the same thing, like, 15 times. And I just, I've, like, had that conversation so many times now. It's always the same thing. It's like, oh, how was that?

What's that? It doesn't sound okay out here? And it's like, oh, it's like pulling fucking teeth sometimes. That's what you're doing. But it's really nice. You should be stop pulling fucking teeth and pull some chicks. Yeah, I need to. You need to, like, just put your phone number on your t-shirt or something.

Yeah, wear a t-shirt with my number on it. Or I could shave it into my chest here and then you could see it that way too. That wouldn't work. No, you do you bit. But I don't mind that. I don't know what your young people like these days. I mean, it's like, there's like desperate, but then you've gone, like, to put your number visibly on your body.

It goes, yes, desperate, but I think it leans into this really, like, funny humor category. Yeah, in a way, I would never do that. I think what you're doing wrong is you're going into the green room. As soon as you come off stage, you need to get back out. I need to not even go to the green room and just jump straight over the barrier into the crowd,

I reckon. Well, they're still full of hormones and want and need. Well, they're all there for Kelly Holiday and his big hunk of man anyway. Yeah, but he's taken. Everyone knows he's taken. Yeah, exactly. But they'd like to have a go anyway, because he's a beautiful man. Okay, I don't mind the T-shirt idea, though. Maybe it's not your number. If it's just down for a random hookup.

Like, that's what it says on your tissue. Bring your Ziv. DTF. Yaz is more his age bracket. How does NEPIA pick up chicks after gigs? What does he have to do? When he's absolutely in his album. Duggy, yeah, started, Duggy, yeah, started.

My, gosh. This is so sexy on stage. He was so sexy. He is the sexiest of all, like he really is. Yeah, he's the hottest in the band. I was literally just trying. Oh, my God. You've been coming out of your mouth.

Oh, my God. He must be sexy. So we were at the after party. Yeah. And I was physically, physically, like, putting his arm over a girl that I thought was really hot. Yeah. Like, he was like, yes, you actually need to stop. Like, I was being, wasn't I?

I was like, that's enough, thank you. Were you embarrassed? Were you embarrassed? I get so embarrassed so quickly. And I'm actually terrible as well. Like, I just cannot be set up. Like, Yaz has got amazing friends who tries to set me up all the time. I just can't, I don't know.

I'm just terrible. I want to know what the problem is. No, I just wanted to know, yes. When you and NEPia hooked up all those years ago, what was it, what did it for you? What was the thing that did it for you? Shut up. If you two hooked up.

This is a funny, huh? Well, it's because I'm so forward. Yes, that's probably what NEPA needs. Exactly, yes, was for. No, this was long before I started working at the edge, though. Did she force herself upon you? No. Oh, shut up, but you were way more keen than me.

Yeah, you're a hoddy, babe. You're both hoddies. Oh, I think it's lovely. Where were you? How long did this go for? It was like when I first started. moved up to Auckland Yeah

And then So I had been Like I was working At a different radio station At the time And then I got Forbidden fruit No so I didn't even know

Yaz I'd met her once before And then the next week I got head up by Casey Was like hey can you come And you come and produce The Edge afternoon show this week I'm like yep sure thing

And he's like Oh cool Yeah's is going to be training you up on it Oh perfect And Casey Casey Casey actually knew And he was like Is this going to be awkward

And I was like no It's not going to be awkward And then And then I started working At the Edge afterwards Yeah And then we were like Like, well, we can't.

Imagine if you'd stay together, you would have been like the J&DOM of producing. Do you guys remember? Do you guys still remember what the kiss was like? No, God, no. It was ages ago. Yeah, yeah, it's blocked it out long ago. Yeah.

You don't remember every kiss you've had. God, I remember the... Oh, you remember the... All of them. Is that right? No. With Hannah. You remember... All both. Whatever.

I think you always remember the first kiss that you have with somebody. Yeah. We were also very drunk. Very drunk. And all seriousness, it's very mature to be able to work together and, like, you know, to be normal around each other because a lot of people wouldn't, you know? Yeah, it was quiet for a long time. Cheers, Cal.

I've been holding on. I've been holding on to this for months and months about just waiting for the prime moment. I want to go back to NEPIA not wanting to be set up because I think he needs to relax into it a little. I've really, like, honestly, we've had so many chats about this. it is kind of funny like now I'm there being like I have to like sit you up but I really like I do the most like I truly do she really does do the most

but it's a long history thing I'm very happy being single in in my own space why don't you like it's fine great to be single but what is it about being set up you don't like is it the pressure it's the pressure and like this is my friend's friend and like the expectation of this being

that and then I don't even know what it is it's just like too many close connections The thing it's going to like mess it up kind of thing. Yeah, I know exactly what is. I was exactly in the same boat as Nipia. Everybody'd be like, why are you getting a girlfriend? You're fucking gay. You know, like all this stuff.

Heard it my whole life, Dan. You know, said bad about Nipia. Yeah, well, no, I would have because it's been said about it. Said about it you. Yeah, yeah. But I think it's exactly, you've nailed it on their head. Especially with work people, you have this like anxiety of like, what if you fuck it up? What if you, like, do something in the bedroom that's embarrassing?

Then they tell everybody at work, you know. You can't live what ifs though. You can't. Do you know the biggest what if you're going to have? You're going to just be doing nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. The next girl you start seeing, you'll end up marrying, and then you're going to go, I miss my ho face. Yeah, I never had a proper chance.

You're in a band. I've already done my ho phase. I've been and gone through that. In high school, there was a count. That counts. A ho face is a ho phase. It doesn't matter how old you are. I was terrible in uni.

I actually was terrible in uni, but I've strapped myself up. I got into a relationship at the end of uni, and then that was me off dating since then. Wow, why? Why did you go off dating because of this one chick? It was, so she was a really, really close friend of mine, the whole way through Broadcasting School.

We started dating maybe a month before broadcasting school ended very, very intensely. Did the whole, she flies down and stay with my family. I went up and stayed with her family. And then maybe a few months down the track, I found out that she was cheating on me through a TikTok. And so they were doing the I'm passing the phone to challenge with whatever they were doing. and her thing I'm passing the phone to someone

who can't stop sleeping with her ex-boyfriend and then I saw it I was like brilliant well I'm not the ex I don't think so who is that? I hope she never gets a job with this station

yeah I hope not that'd be awkward too wouldn't it no I'd never let her during probation I'd be like she slapped me and I'd get her fired She'd start making up some rumours eh Yeah I'd be like

She stole She stole everything She's got an alias in the prize system and she's giving prizes to herself. She told her cousin who's in the spartful of stars. Do you think that's what it is next? The random, like being set up with someone random, I guess has hookup sort of,

have hookups vibes attached to it, I suppose, but you don't want to hook up. You don't want someone that you can actually, like, be with. I honestly don't know what I want right now. I know that right now I've got the least anxiety than I ever have compared to when I was dating. Nice. I know that I'm very, I've got a lot of time for my music,

which is what makes me happy and I can keep doing. So I don't know. If something comes along and it was the right thing for me, I'd be more than interested in it. But I'm not going to go, I'm not searching for it. I don't think. You know what happens when you've got that attitude. Something happens.

Flet of you hope so. And it's good. Oh, come on, baby. You'd be a great partner. We love you. Yeah, you would. The best. But you're like 12.

You're so young, so you're right. Don't rush. Plenty of time. I'm not going to stop as well, Needs. I'm not going to stop sitting you. I know. I've got eight flatmates, okay? I've got eight.

Yeah, but are they all hot? Yes. Okay, good. There was a test. Can you pass? Yeah. They are all hot. Oh, you wouldn't want to be the eighth one, though, that gets paired up with neaps.

You're like, oh, cool. Can you imagine that? So, I know you've met Zara, and I know you met this person, but let me tell you about. This is number eight. We call her Shrek. Oh, God. If anyone in the flat, that's me. So you've already been there.

It's all good. What was Neep's Shrek? No, no, no, I'm saying if anyone in the flat It would have been big, so he's already, you know Only up from here. That's right. And you guys would have made a lovely couple. God, would she be lucky?

I'm really happy in my relationship right now, though. With who? I was forget you have a boyfriend. With my boyfriend Harry. Oh, you guys still together? Yes. Could let me take you them for ages. Yeah, but then you hooked up with Neeps in the middle of them.

They were on a break! Beforehand, beforehand. No, he's like listening to the podcast like, hang on. I'm kidding, Harry's just had a moment like I just had, it's perfect, it's all lining up. I'm passing the phone to yes. We did break up for a bit there though. Yeah, so with the whole breakup,

do you now have to start your anniversary again, or do you keep it going? That's the hard thing. Because it's like, we were like, oh, happy like one year anniversary, but we'd actually technically only be dating for like four months, but we still celebrated because like we were together.

So how long were you split for? Like six months. Did you see other people in between? No. Then it's fine. I reckon you can just continue it. Okay, maybe that's the... I think if you had a relationship in between?

No, no. Did he? No, no, no. As far as you know. We both, I don't know. But I'm like, you're pretty sure. Let's call him now and check. He's like very...

What do you mean you don't know? Don't you share the roster? No, she's saying she knows, but like she doesn't know, no, but she knows. Like, it wasn't there, but like I know. We didn't. Okay. I find that so strange as well with the relationships while we're on this. When people don't know how many other people

who their partner sleep with? Like they haven't shared the roster and they go, I don't know, I've just never asked or I don't want to know, whatever. What do you mean? You share everything and you don't know how many people they were with? I even...

No, I don't say that, sorry. Sorry, I'm going to stop myself. It is kind of random though. I remember, like, I stalked every single person that Harry slept with. And then to the point where actually I was even talking about one of the girls on the radio and he was like, okay,

that's actually a bit too far. We can't be doing that. I would do that, yeah, we were younger and... I just love that. I don't know how many people were Hannah slept with. Like, I know... What? I don't. Have you ever asked?

I think we've discussed it, but I've never gone. What was your number? Who were the names? But you not know because you haven't asked, or you don't know because you know if you are, she wouldn't tell you? I don't think she necessarily remembers how many. Oh, good for her.

Get her. I don't know. I don't think she would be able to list. Maybe she would. I don't know. But I think she's only had like two relationships, proper relationships. And you're one of them? No, before me, I think.

Oh, before you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I wouldn't. wouldn't quote me on that. I don't actually know 100%. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But I just sort of be a conversation that two people who are married would have had. Unless it's like 200 people that I think you should tell them. We've always got something to talk about.

We haven't got where we're so pushed for conversation. I think you're looking at me like, what, it's 200 a lot. Is 200? Unacceptable. Like her agent was like, oh, he didn't tell me. He did it in like 10 years and he was like, yes, that were 200 people before you. Maybe one year. No, as if. She's saying if he did this.

Then I'd be like, why the, didn't you tell me that that's a lot of people? But I still wouldn't, it wouldn't change where I feel about him. But you'd be like, how have we not had that go? Maybe you need to get a part in your marriage where you're just sitting there, you've got nothing to say. And Dan's going to go, how many people have you slept with? I think Hannah knew when she slept with me for the first time that I hadn't had many. She was like, I won't bother asking.

I can have a guess. I'm either the first or very close to it. Okay, that'll do us. Thanks for getting the pod, guys. We're a bloody great rest of the day. L plates. See you tomorrow. L plates.

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