The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Go back to your hot wife...

Episode Date: May 18, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Hey everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast with myself, Meg and Dan. Good to see ya. Mmm. Um, should we have a little...

Oh, whoa. What was that? Sorry. No, fair. What happened? I wishing you... Oh. What happened? I was saying you. I was saying you. It was there. And I shouldn't have done it. Is it kind of like when I go to sit down or stand up from out of a chair? Not even a beanbag.

And I make a noise and my wife goes, what's that? I didn't know I made that noise. That's what happens when you hit your late 30s. You start making noise to get up and down. Yeah This one going out to Harry Joe Thornhill Gordon now, I'm wondering which one which one There's their name Harry Joe Thornhill Gordon They are a member of the edge podcast fam and we love every member of that pop up, like a brother and sister. Have we renamed it? What about what? To the Pod Podcast Fam?

Pod Podcast Fam, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking can't say anything wrong on this show. Thanks for the grocery shopping game. They're thanking you Meg, because you did the grocery shopping game. Oh, you're welcome. Her husband and I, so it's a woman. I wonder whether it's a shared, one of those shared accounts, Facebook accounts. Harry and Jo.

Harry and Jo Thornhill Gordon, I think that's probably what it is. Oh, not Jo as a middle name. Yeah. So her husband and I, her have been struggling with groceries and making ends meet over the last few months. I think a lot of people have, even like to a certain degree. $12 for butter baby. Yeah, I think even if you were quite wealthy you would notice the amount of groceries and the cost that it's going up at the moment. Like with butter essentially. I remember even like a few months ago it was like seven bucks for a block of butter. Now it's $11 to $12. Jay does that thing now because she's realized that I don't know how much certain things

are. She's like, see those grapes? Because I was having a grape, she was like, get so much there. Yeah. I'm always wrong and I'll be like, eight bucks? And she was like, 13 or something. I was like, what? Yeah, I love grapes boys, I love grapes, but there's just no point in buying them these days in the way that they're so easy to eat. You can get through a bunch in a day and they're 13 bucks. But the kids like them and they'll eat them in their lunchboxes. So as a parent you're're always like, well, what am I going to put in their lunchboxes that I know isn't sugar? Well, obviously fruit has sugar in it, but natural sugars that they will eat.

And the cool thing they do now, I don't know when they started doing this, you know, you'd always have to decide, oh, do I want the green grapes or do I want the purple grapes? Now they do a pack with green and purple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So finally. I don't like whatever one's a Pipless. I can't stand a Pipped grape. It ruins the whole thing. Okay, both Pipless, green and purple yeah yeah yeah I don't like whatever ones a pitless I can't stand a pipped grape it ruins the whole thing okay both pitless green or purple oh green really oh we could get a little share we could little share a

little share a little box then we should we get the shares but we could get one share box because I like the purple Clint on the fence again fucking surprise surprise again I want the one that's the crunchiest. I don't care what colour it is. I just don't want a soft grape. I just want some fresh ones Meg. I had a green one the other day Clint, and it was so crunchy you could hear me like bite into it. And then I'm green, but if the purple one's crunchy then I'm purple.

Yeah, yeah I see, I see. Okay, we're gonna have a little fun little friend. Yeah, so someone's messagedaged through and I don't know why they messaged this so I'd like to know originally why they messaged but they said that JK Rowling is a client of theirs and... Isn't it Rowling? Rowling. I thought it was Rowling. Rowling. What is it? Oh I don't know Rowling. Hi, how are you? Would you say Rowling or Rowling first of all? Rowling. You have had some very famous clients as a beauty therapist here in New Zealand.

They were actually when I was working in Scotland, in Edinburgh. Oh, right. Yeah, so yeah, no, so it was a bit exciting in the day, but yeah, it was cool. Okay, so for those that aren't huge Harry Potter fans, she's the author behind Harry Potter. So I actually initially met her when I was a receptionist at a medical centre.

Oh you've had two run-ins with her? Mate yeah, I was always in the thick of it. I'm always in the nonsense. Okay what were you doing on her therapy-wise? Doing a bit of a wax? It was actually a spray tan for one of her big birth dates. Oh yeah cool. I don't think I'd notice, JK, if I saw her wandering around like as a normie like if I was getting a spray tan and she walked out and go holy shit that's JK Rowling. Yeah well when the booked in under their name and that's kind of because I had already met her through the medical center yeah I was kind of

like ah okay good this is awkward. Do you call her JK? No, I won't divulge what we call her in the real world. Yeah that's a good idea. That is her identity, you know. Especially since cancel culture because she's had some controversial fans. Yes very much. A lot of hate for that woman. And what other clients have you had? I had Natasha Henstridge, which if you're old enough, she was the alien thing in Species, the movie. Oh yeah. No Natasha, let me look at that. Yeah, so she's a bit hot. Not that I'm that way inclined, but mate, everyone can sort of sweat. No, she's a beautiful woman, wow. Which was the one who, which was a client who said you had really suckable toes?

Which was the one who, which was a client who said you had really suckable toes? That wasn't a celebrity but that was a male client that told me I had, because they were of course staring down at my face and I'm like okay that's great but no I just thought that was really funny because you know, that's the other kind of only fans I could do. Because if somebody's looking at my toes and they've got their head down and I'm massaging them and somebody goes oh you've got, you've got their head down and I'm massaging them And somebody goes, oh you've got me go really suckable toes I can't tell you how quickly I'd claw them up like trying to put them into my body And not want to keep touching them if you're doing a massage

Yeah, no, you know what? It was I think it is one of those things where if you're a young therapist and you get freaked out about it But I think when you know the person and if you do a proper consult and you have to have people regularly in that room, you know them and you know that they're not friends. But you know what I mean? If you know where they're coming from, like if it was truly let go, I'd be like- And you do have really suckable toes.

She's like, you never see them. Yeah. They're actually amazing. And she's like, they suck. So you do have suckable toes, she's admitted it. They have to be well maintained. But no, I would, you know, this particular one, I just thought it was really funny, cracked up laughing and we carried on. Yeah, it depends on your relationship, right, with your therapist.

When was the last time your toes were sucked, Amy? Well, a long, long time ago. Oh, you sound disappointed. The day after the guy said they're suckable. Yeah pretty much no. Well thank you very much for calling through Amy, we really appreciate it. Carl was telling us that he ended up giving the Prime Minister Helen Clark when she was Prime Minister a shampoo or something or a head light treatment because you used to be a hairdresser before producing.

Helen Clark? Yeah. Did she specifically ask for you Carl? Or did you just, was she just a random pop in and they were like yep Carl will do it? No, so this is when I was a hairdresser at Seville's and Paul Seville, the Paul Seville was her hairdresser at the time. So we're, and yeah so every couple of, well like every six weeks or something she'd come in. And for that day I was Paul's like, you know, helper.

Bitch. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, Paul's bitch. Yeah, Paul's bitch. And Paul said, oh I've got the Prime Minister coming in today and you're going to need to wash her hair. And I was like, excuse me? I'm like, okay. So yeah, and I washed her hair and gave her a nice treatment, had a chat, very firm scalp they say I think that's because it's just stress basically

Oh like tight in the neck and stuff? Really tight yeah but she was lovely to talk to and I gave her a nice head massage for a while Was she a growner? You know some grown Um nah You know when you get a headza and you try not to go... I was watching some stuff of Jacinda over the weekend where she did some posts. Obviously everyone would have seen about how

she said about Milo, she used to get 1-2 teaspoons of Milo and now they say 6 on the can. She's also got a book coming out and lots of the comments. It was really nice watching her see the book for the first time. So many of the comments which is not nice to a comment on people's appearances especially women her see the book for the first time. So many of the comments, which is not nice to comment on people's appearances, especially women who have not asked for it being the Prime Minister.

She's not a model or anything, but she looks so different. Have you guys seen her lately? She looks so much more relaxed. The difference in the stress, or she looks younger. I don't know if she has. Do you mean on the cover of the book? No, no, no. In the video, she looks so different.

I thought the same thing. Her hair is shiny, her skin the video, she looked so different. I thought the same thing. Her hair is shiny, her skin is bright, she's got like a brightness behind her eyes. And I never thought she looked bad. I think she's an attractive woman. But the difference between the stress person that I saw in COVID every single day, well, you know, on the TV, versus her just like casually at home opening her book, it was,

it's a different woman. I think you notice it more maybe with her as well because she was quite a young Prime Minister anyway and female I mean when you look at all the other male Prime Ministers that have been they've always already been like quite old anyway. I remember Barack aged really badly. He aged a lot. When you look at Christopher Lux and like now he just sort of looks like a bit of a thumb anyway so I mean I don't know if he does he would age that much But I mean she quite it's a stressful job on Instagram I'm trying to find no yes just go into Instagram, and I think it was I don't think I think it was a reel that she uploaded about

Her book that is coming out really soon just under our doing there it is Oh, yeah, listen here in the black and the black to doesn't she just look like she's glowing Yeah, she does and happy compared to do you remember what she was like, Clint? Not that she ever looked bad, I don't like commenting on it, but I just thought, wow, she must be so much more at peace. Don't talk to the Clint about Jacinda Hadid, though the Randalls did not like her, remember? Oh, whatever, mum's not a fan.

I think she looks awesome. I think mum's just not a fan of anyone who's in charge of the Labour Party, but that's her thing. It's just nice to see her happy. I found it really sad, because she's watching a little clip of her before all the shit went down. And it was when she'd first become Prime Minister and she pauses it and she goes, can I just stop it there? I just feel really sorry for myself there because I just didn't know what was coming.

I didn't know. Which is crazy because if you think about it, she had White Island. That was the first big thing. COVID, the Christchurch shootings at the mosques, and umpteen other small little things that to most normal prime ministers would have been big, but she had three massive things that happened straight out the gate basically. Even if you take away COVID, the mosques and White Island, huge, ginormous, like will-be in our history books for the rest of our lives tragedies,

and then COVID was like a worldwide unprecedented thing that nobody knew what to do. Not to mention she had a baby in between all this as well. Yeah, and she's looking at this clip of her and she's got the world ahead of her. She's just become Prime Minister. It's kind of a big thing. Probably really excited. I just feel real sorry for myself there because I just didn't know what was coming. I do that sometimes when I see stuff of my first show before I started with Dan. And I see a photo that we took together before we'd done the show three years ago now and

I thought, wow, she did not know. What was coming. I couldn't be Prime Minister because I'd always be swayed by everybody's thoughts. Me too, Dan! I'd be like, right guys, I'm closing the borders. And everybody's like, you can't do that. I'd be like, oh, okay, well, fuck, shit,. Okay fine I won't shit. I thought I thought you'd like it You just have one person that would go to me

Are you sure that's the right thing to do because of this person and this have you thought about that person? I go fuck no, I haven't nothing would get done. Okay. Well then I won't Clem would probably be pretty good at it actually because he just about fuck it's my way or the highway Gotta make a decision. Yeah, exactly. I'll just go with something the masses will enjoy. But the problem is, if the majority's happy, you're always going to have whinges. If you cater to the minority, then you're making decisions that very few people like, but it's the loudest people, generally, in the minority.

As political, Covid was political suicide in a way though. Like you couldn't have led, most countries had a leader through COVID and then for whatever reason they didn't do it right in the eyes of the public because shit happened. And so they were gone. And Donald Trump was one of them. He was taken out of office. He's back now.

But one of the big reasons he didn't, he lost to Biden after COVID was because of COVID and the way he handled it. So I just couldn't do it. I just don't want to be in charge of like people, let alone in charge of a country. Yeah. You know, like even as a boss, we feel like, how can I have some time off to go on this holiday? And you're like, whoa, I'm going to be so under the pump. Like, no, you can't really.

But you'd be like, yes. You know, I just don't want to be in charge of people. It's not my boss. Casey, he's our prime minister. Why the fuck would you want that job? Moaning bunch of little bitches. And every time... Meg's always messaging going out. Yeah, I don't want to do this anymore.

And if things don't go right, it's like, hey, well, what are you doing about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clint going, I want more money. You're like, you've already got most of anybody at the station. And he's going, I want more though. Piss you off.

I want another Tesla. I haven't even got a fucking Tesla that's what he's thinking Tams got two houses though I rent one of them so no denial though yeah but I don't own it what do you mean no denial I own one house I own as much as you

so he's living in a house that he doesn't own he owns two Clint owns two Clint owns two hey we're two! Clint owns two! Hey we're not talking about me, we're talking about you! Piss off. I drive around in my shitty little Mazda, you electric power. It pisses me off. Anyway, I'll go home to my bath and you'll go home to your spa.

You'll go home to your hot wife. No, I don't bath! And I'll go home to mine! What do you mean? What are your worst, Webby? What do you mean? Your mum will be sending you a text as soon as she's heard this. I don't think so.

She knows my wife's hot. Yeah. We've both got hot wives. Yep. Should we start again? Mmm, we'll start again. Fuck no!