The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS google "big hairy skin flute"

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. What are you talking about? Oh, he knew his way around a skinflute, I'll tell you that. Welcome to the only fans, everyone. Clint's Dan and that's London.

Dan, sorry, you've just tuned into Dan cracking himself up, which happens on the regular. Do you know, Clint doesn't talk about this much on, yeah. But when he was at high school, he was in the band, and he was on the skin flute, and he was very good at it. Okay, I, skin flute is a joke for a penis, right? It's not real. Oh, Ash, Josh. Okay, all of a sudden, I was like, wait a second.

Ash, that's actually, that's actually insulting to me and all my other skin flute mates. Now I really don't know. I just assumed you were making up a word for masturbating. No, literally my whole high school, everyone was making gags like you, immature gags, and it's actually insulting. That's why Clint had to give up the skin flute. Yeah, they haven't played it in years.

Guys, I don't want to Google skin flu, and then a penis comes up. Can you be seriously? Have a Google and have a look. Yeah, guys, just Google, big hairy skin flute. Okay, skinfleet is a vulgar slang term for penis. You got me. We're doing Ash's Google history tomorrow. I'm losing the work.

right now. I'm surprised it even lets you see that because mine always just brings up a firewall. Not when I Google skin flutes, but yeah, and you have good experience. It's embarrassing. And even the work computer even blocks Urban Dictionary for me.

Well, mine doesn't. I could Google anything. I was watching Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson doing it the other day on my computer. Because I did to show Meg because she was dressed as Homer Simpson for Halloween. And I was like, I saw a video the other day of Marge and Homer going at it And she was like, that doesn't exist, and I had to prove it to us.

Of course it exists. Everything exists on the internet. Two people dressed up as the Mammy Sex or the animated character. Someone's animated it. Huh. And you can do, like, anything. Like, Goku. What's Goku?

Dragon Ball Z. Pikachu and Ritechu. Do you know what instrument, Adrian played as a kid? This is really embarrassing. I'm eke. Oh, your husband. The organ. The skin organ.

not a thing is the penis an organ when he laughs like a see he really did play the organ he went to

down on the organ and the real organ and the real organ and the penis organ when Dan it's my favourite when Dan laughs like a panting

dog oh when he walks in today for our earcheck that's the thing where he tells us what he's I'll go

here he is old skin organ boy he'll be like what oh I'm so immature sorry producer car

there's just there's a good joke what's better than a rose on your piano don't tell me a rose on your piano a pianist on your rose no tulips on your organ

two lips on your organ two lips on your organ oh yeah there you go that's the that's why you'll be telling your grandkids have been there old enough hey oh Daniel that's much more highbrow

than I'm used to from Carl that's true you know how you have like people that send you videos that they see on Instagram TikTok and whatever and you're just like Oh, Dan will think that's funny, or Ashley will think funny. I get the most crook videos from Carl.

Yeah, he's a crick. And if I see a crook video, I go, I can't send that to anyone. I go, no, Carl will like it? What's the crookest, let go through your chat and tell us the crookest last thing he sent you? One of the crookest things he's sent. The last thing that Carl deemed me. I want to be part of the crook chat. Do you want me to start?

I just send you cat stuff, Dan, I. Yeah, but I don't mind the old crook video. This is funny. This is funny. So this trick ends up. She says I put a little something extra in my husband's burger and she got a condom that she's taken out of the pack and she's put it in the burger and he's sitting in the car and she's secretly filming him

and he's obviously trying to bite it down on... What the hell? And he's like, what the hell is that? I don't know if it looks translated. It should be choked. So she's showing the camera. They're going to be just there, which is good. It thinks it's like cheese.

Is it a cheese? That's fake. Oh! Let's like. Yeah, it's hard to know. Everything's fake, things. The way that it's like hanging out of his mouth, it's too good to be true. It's a good actor if he is playing it up.

But you're right. If anything incredible happens now, rather than us going, oh my God, imagine getting that on camera. That's hilarious. Now you go, oh, you've too bad. I think I'm actually just going to delete Instagram today. Really? It's ruining my life.

Really? I had a moment the other day where I put my phone off. Just because I was like, I'm so stressed by this thing. And I had the best hour with Buddy. And I was looking at Buddy and playing and I realized, I fucking miss out on so much shit. Oh God, yeah, you do, you do. I was really ashamed of myself.

I just put it on the shelf and don't look at it. Yeah, that's what I got to start doing. Do you know when I started doing that is when I would be on my phone and Ty would like, hey dad, hey dad. And what he'd do is he'd reach over, grab my chin, and he'd pull my face towards them. And I was like, right, got to lose the phone. Yeah, that was the moments

where he'd literally like pull my face away from the phone because I'd be like, yeah, I can hear you and what do you want but he does, but I'm still not giving him my full attention, right? And nothing that you're doing on Instagram or on your phone, even if it's a working mouth, nothing will be more important than

I should talk about the show tomorrow because I think a lot of people, I know. You imagine an out of body experience like if you're on Big Brother, right? And then you were watching the episode and you're not watching your kids trying to get your attention and you're on your phone and you're like, get off your phone, man,

your kid's trying to tell you something? And then they've got to pull your face away. You'd be so ashamed watching yourself. But we don't think of it like that when we're on our phone. I'm doing work stuff and I'm also juggling parenting and we justify it. Of course, I'm losing years in my life, but I really like, I want to cry thinking about it. I think I'm missing some of the best moments with Buddy because I'm tired. And I can justify it in the moment because most of the time I've got shit to do.

I've got things to look at, although they don't get distracted. And he'll be like just playing or mom, mom, mom, watch this, whatever. And I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, beep, beep, baby, baby, blah. and the justification is yeah but I have to work because then I earn their money so that then I can take him away to that place at Christmas

that he'll love but you really just wants your attention and everybody's in the same boat everybody's I think at this day and age addicted to their phone to a certain degree you know so you just got to

remove yourself from it because there's so much within that device it's designed to distract you maybe we need to normalise a part of the house that everyone has that it's like

that's the phone spot You know, you go take your phone, maybe chuck it on silent or whatever, and you go and put it in that spot, and that's where everyone's phone goes. Yeah, I think that's a great idea. For us, it would be like, as soon as you walk in the door, there's like a bench, that's where we always put the keys there. Shoes off, put your keys down. It would be shoes off, keys down, phone down.

You can get those things from Kmart, the phone jails. I saw them there the other day, and it's like a little thing where you put your phone in it, and it locks and you can put it on a timer. I'm not so bad that I like, if my phone is far away, and I'm like, the process of getting up to get it is enough. to block the compulsion. It's when it's just next to me and my hand just picks it up

and I'm scrolling all of a sudden and I don't even know I'm doing it. But if it's far away, I think that would be perfect because I'd go to do it and then I'd be like, no, you actually don't need to look at it, sit here and do reading eggs as buddy

or talk to him or even if he's watching a movie, sit with him and watch it with him together. I played monster trucks with George the other day for like an hour. And it was the biggest, greatest joy. It's funny.

Just sitting there and just playing with monster trucks, no, like he didn't. know what he's doing, you're just pushing monster trucks around shit, it was fun. Yeah, it's like we have this thing at the end of the day where we talk about like the highlight, what was the highlight of the day and I, I find myself, like Cam and I, she's, I always say, you know, hey,

I'm still your best friend, or something happens or whatever, I know, like, am I still your best friend? She's about, yeah, he's still my best friend. And anyway, I found out that her and her school best friend, I call her, um, has like a secret handshake with Cam and I was like, we don't have a secret handshake and then I was like we need a secret handshake so we started doing one and at first just

being silly and then it ends with us doing white eye and giving each other the fingers and I was like that's it that's now a handshake you can't change it you've tabled your card she's like no dad I'm like I can't give you the fingers in front of my friends I need a handcheck that I can do in front of my friends I'm like yes so we we just want to be cool that's all you want to be cool dad so we tried like three different ones and we were like crack and then she got the giggles because There's one where we do like a, we tap it up, and then she swings around, and then I lift her up so she can, like, jump on my back.

So it's like a hand shake piggyback. And she kept getting the giggles when I keep trying to lift her on, and she's like, no way, dad, no way, dad. And she's like, you have to face the wall and I face the wall. And then we'd, like, turn around and we'd go to do it. She'd start laughing. She's like, no, he was still making me. And I realize in those moments, I'm like, this is my highlight.

And you realize it's a nothing moment initially. Yeah. But if you live in the moment, moment and you actually give yourself 100% to what's happening. You go, oh my God, like, I've been doing things all day. And this three or four minutes is my highlight. That's it. That's literally, that is life at its best.

There's those moments, and it's so easy to look them pass by you. When you're 80 and you're laying in bed, sick and dying, you don't think back to when you were scrolling on your phone at that funny video. You'll think about that moment. You made a secret handshake with your daughter. What a moment. And I'll still do it and I'll flip her the bird as I'm passing off. As you die

as you die, just... We played Duck, Duck, Duck Goose. Last night, Buddy, wanted to play it, but he kept explaining it to us. I'm like, buddy, we know how to play Duckdney. It's not a new game. So it's fun, oh, duck, duck, goose.

You sit there, mommy, and Dad, you use it. And then, I'm the ducker. So then I'm like, yeah, can we know? And then... Was it just a two-person duck, duck, ducs? It was just a shit-as game of Duck, he doesn't have a sibling, okay? So I'm just two of my siblings.

Grow him a sibling. Put some teddy beers on there at least. Yeah. Grove. Yeah. You always know who's going to be ghost, though Yeah, I know, true Yeah

Wait, in that game Were you the mother ducker? That's funny He's good, ain't he? Yeah Yeah, that's a sort of shit Yeah, very good Yeah, we should talk about that on air, I think

Yeah, you know, I saw, I've seen The ironic thing is I saw this on Instagram But it's like this thing I will remember, It's like a trend that's going around at the moment With people and their kids, parents and their kids And it's like, I'll remember this when I'm 80 And it's just like shit stuff of them interacting

It was this one where there was just this mum and their son, like he's probably two or three in bed, and they're just nose to nose, he's fast asleep and she's got her eyes open just like taking in the moment and she's like, this is what I'll remember when I'm 80. Like what a... I think, yeah, maybe it's just great to

throw it out there on the, on and go, how did you change the relationship with your phone and your kids? Like, what was the thing? And maybe it is just going, right, we have a designated spot for our phone. Or maybe it's something else. Like, my wife and I both went and changed our passcodes for the

same past go for God knows how long and I keep putting the whole one in every time I try and I lock my phone I go that's right I got a new one because we were just sick of the kids just kind of like picking up our phone and I go oh you're supposed to ask when you want something and so now we've changed it so they literally the phones are useless to them unless we unlock it and then we're physically handing it to them because

Ken wants to Google a pancake recipe or something and then you've got to keep tabs on them because that's how it starts and then next month are on YouTube and you're like oh you were supposed to just be getting pancake recipes But even if you don't have kids, I feel like it's a meaningful thing to do. Like, true. Not using your phone for certain times of the day. And just being in the moment is so powerful.

I 100% could have written another novel in the last year if I didn't waste a most time of fucking phone. And when you're in the moment and you're scrolling and you go, oh, if I put my phone down, I actually won't like, this is entertaining me. You noticed stuff to entertain you when you don't have your phone on you. And at nighttime, I'm not exaggerating when I say this. I can't physically put my phone away. I'll be lying your bed scrolling

and the inner monologue is Ash you need to go to bed this is really bad for you it's making you feel yuck you need to stop watching this and I'll literally I can't I can't I just can't and I'll spend another five minutes until I have to be like stop stop stop stop stop phone off down and it's like

fucking hell it's giving me so much empathy for addicts it's fucked our brains eh yeah like I used to think oh idiots like you're ruining your family stop drinking or you're ruining your family stop doing drug and I'm now going I get it and then that's I know there's no comparison, but it kind of ease.

Addiction's addiction. We've got to jump back on here in a minute, so... Love you guys. Yeah, shut the fuck up, I guess. Yeah, I missed a fun sponge here, eh? I'd like you to work better when you were playing your skin flute. Producer Neves? Yeah, I was just going to say, I popped off when we were talking about skin flutes.

What are we on now? Yeah. Yeah, we're back on skin flutes are so good. Hey, you just keep working on the remixes of guests the fart, because that is tomorrow on the podcast. All looking forward. chipping away. To that.

All right, guys, have a bloody good rest of your Friday, Eve. We'll catch you tomorrow. See ya. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.