The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS He's 30 years old... Nigerian.

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint, Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is. Yoder and welcome to the OnlyFans podcast with Clint, Meg and Dan and Ash London filling in for Meg, who's obviously been away on mat leave. And I know some people listen to this podcast

and don't necessarily listen to the show recap podcast. Yeah, what are you doing? Maybe they're listening live. Yeah, and catching like bits and pieces. But then you may have missed this moment at about 20 past eight this morning. I had my second daughter. Her name is Miller Lake Mansell. We should be going by Miller or Millie. We're just over the moon.

Yeah, if you want more details, we spoke to her for about seven minutes on the air, so you can get the show recap podcast. And now we know she wasn't faking the pregnancy in order to take a couple months off. The whole time. And the reason, the meaning behind the name, it's, Meg's husband's favourite American beer, Miller Lite. Miller Lite. Miller Lake. Lake.

Lake. We did think it was like. Where he loves to drink his favourite beer. Yeah, down by the lake. Nah, it's an awesome name though. I love the name Miller. Miller's beautiful. Gorgeous.

And also because Daisy's so feminine and lovely, it's good to have a differentiation. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations to Meg and Guy. Sounds like it was quite a full-on birth. Mmm. I'm sensing that it may have been quite traumatic. But hey. I don't know any details about it but I'm yeah I'd imagine. You give me 24 hours and I will have every single detail down to you. I could talk about birth forever. And Ash will bring that on air tomorrow. Yeah. I look forward to that. The thing is like Meg wasn't really saying,

hey, not for on air, but then you're like, I feel like she's got so much going on. She's missed that like rule that we have in our friendship where if you don't say, hey guys, not for on air, then it's like fair game because we take the not for on air very seriously. Very seriously. And it's like, well she didn't technically.

We need to give her a not for on air pass for a good week until she's out of the haze. Yeah, I think so. But then normally what happens with, because I know people now are going, oh, how much stuff do you guys have Not For Any A Pass? Actually, very little. In fact, a lot of the time when Dan says Not For Any A Pass,

within about 30 minutes, we can convince them to let us tell it. Oh God, some of the stuff I've said on the show, man oh man. Have you heard the story about how Dan had to go back to the lake house to retrieve his shit? A poo? Yeah. Where was the poo that had to be retrieved? People have heard this story so many times, Clint.

So I went down, we've got a, my wife Hannah has got a family lake house. Oh must be nice. Down at the Lake Tarawira. Beautiful. Which is near Rotorua. And we had been down there, her and I, before George was born, for a few days. I think it was over Easter. And we were about to leave, and we were packing up,

and we were in a bit of a rush, because we were trying to beat the traffic. It was like a long weekend, it must have been. And I went and did a poo in the toilet. Very normal. Because I needed to go, and I was like, I won't have a chance on the road and so I'll go. And in the rush of the situation,

we'd left and started driving back to Auckland and... Hannah. You should have said nothing. And Hannah, no one knew I'd gone for the poo and she's like, did you flush the toilet? How do you not flush the toilet though? Have you ever done a poo and not flushed it straight away? It was broken.

The toilet was unflushable. And so I'd gone to the one that had not been flushed, like not flushable. That's right. And then you say, then you were like, oh, I've got to sort that out before we go. And I said to Hannah, but I'd said to Hannah like, in the rush of the whole situation, I'll sort that out.

So sorry. You'll find a way to remedy it. Absol there was an absolute kerfuffle of stuff. And then I only remembered when we got to Tito, which is like a good hour, probably an hour and a half. Halfway on a three hour trip. If you were my husband, I would have murdered you at this point. And we pulled over. I can vividly, this is the thing I most vividly remember,

was pulling over in the side in Tito and having this conversation about, do we turn around to retrieve the shit? Never, I would never. My argument was it would be long gone, like dissolved, whatever, by the time people come back. The log will, yeah, we're then, you know... Just disintegrate. Yeah, over the months.

And Hannah was like, her defence was, and I sort of stand by it, she was like, other people use the house, and so they're going to get there, and they'll know we were the last ones there if it's An Airbnb we don't know them. Yeah, but if it's a family They'll look in a family calendar and go well who was the last people that's Dan So we drove all the way back an hour and a half Yeah, and I had to pull it out and then there was a situation Where I had to like then find somewhere to dispose of the shit

and so I had to throw it down like Into the lake! No, the lake was too far away and I wasn't going to run down with the shit in my hand so I had to like throw it into the bush Absolute nightmare That is disgusting Disgusting

Truly foul And one of the lowest moments of my life That's probably not even the most embarrassing thing you've done. What's wrong with you? Have you taken some sort of Harry Potter truth potion or something? Only to do with Dan and the Lake House. Didn't you go like, what's that shit people do where they have little ribbons tied to trees and you go around and you get coordinates and stuff?

What is that? Orienteering. Orienteering. Didn't you do that with like a little kid? And then you found like a note in a box? It was like porn or something. You found porn. What? You found porn in a box.

You were doing orienteering and then you told the kid to not geocaching. And then you told the kid to put it back. Oh, that's right. That was our title letter as well. Yes. So Dan found porn and then told a little kid not to tell his parents. Oh no.'s right, yeah, that was our Tarawira as well. So Dan found Bourne and then told a little kid not to tell his parents.

Oh no. Because we were doing geocaching, I'd never heard of it, and we went down and someone had put, like having a laugh, nudie photos of like people in this geocache. No, you never say don't tell your parents. And we went down there and I found it,

I pulled it out and all the kids are around me. Like adult Dan, there's like four kids and they were all hanging around like, oh, let's open the note, someone's left. And it's like this woman with her legs spread, like full fanny. Shit. And all these like, there was like a four-year-old, a 10-year-old, and like a 14-year-old with me.

And the 14-year-old knew what he was seeing. The other two were a bit like, what the hell was that? And I was like, oh my goodness me, that's naughty. Don't tell your parents. You have to tell them, you got to call't tell your parents. And then we went back. Got my phone out straight away, called every parent while I was there. Sorry, I looked at porn with your kids. I'm so sorry.

Yeah man, they'd be like, hey we saw naked ladies. And they'd be like, with who? With Dan. But he said don't tell your parents. Oh nightmare. It looks like Dan's just gone down to the lake. That is the stuff of nightmares. I know.

I know. You would have to front foot it as is the stuff of nightmares. I know, I know. You would have to front foot it as soon as you got back, but I don't know if you did. No, I didn't. I don't think I did from memory. But the thing is, they would have, it was definitely not my fault, and I put it back in. So I folded it up and put it back in. So as far as I know, there's still porn in a geocach and Taroera. Next time, with Dan Webby at the lake house. I've never gone to that lake house. I've not even gone to Taroera.

Don't go into the bush around the back, there's this huge shit. Huge? I don't know what's worse, the hidden porn or the random human turd. Yeah, which one would you rather stumble across? I think it's the porn. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, now, Dan, you've had enough. It's time to be mean to Ash. Yeah. God, he's taking something. I reckon he's shells. I took a little bit of mousashi, if I'm honest. Yeah, there's a situation that we wanted to bring up with you, Ash, because you are, I would argue, the most decorated of the three of us

in terms of radio. And you've done a lot of stuff. You've interviewed everybody. And you've done a lot of stuff, you've interviewed everybody. And you've done a lot of solo shows, haven't you, in your time? More so than Clinton. I don't think you've ever done solo shows. I've mostly done solo shows. We're better alone. And I think the other day we were talking... Have you got some audio here, Clint?

Am I going to be embarrassed? We were talking about something and you started shaming a certain type of person which is interesting that you were shaming them. This is called Hitting the Post. I'm gonna play a Breeze songs. Your job is to like have a Breeze audition but you want to stop and throw to the song right before the vocals starts otherwise you end up crashing the vocals. If you crash the vocals that's so povo. That's so povo. And I agree with you if you're a solo announcer that's your bread and butter. Being able to feel when the song and the lyrics kick in.

So then I tried it, and you absolutely ripped me to shreds. Yeah, yeah. But the clip that I have here after Ash is saying the type of person that talks over the vocals is so povo, also did this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue is actually the purifier. So what it's on now is blue. And then orange is second level bad. Red is like, get out of the studio. Okay, I asked her too many questions. Song started it. It's the edge.

I forgot headphones on. Don't get it started on that thing, Clem. She'll talk through it. I didn't have my headphones on. So I couldn't hear what was playing under us. He's crashing the vocal because I think they call it crashing because when you hit it you're almost like trying to do everything you can to stop. Ashley's like jogging over the vocal.

I was just lazily galloping over it. That sounds so pavo. So now we're gonna give you redemption. Because you say that you're like the, you know, the god's gift of radio. I never said that. I never said that. I never said that. I don't have audio of that, unfortunately Dan, but I'll take your word for it. So Clint, I think you've got some audio.

We're gonna have a go though, I reckon. See who's the best at hitting the post. Hopefully it's Clint, because he gets visuals of the intro that show him when it's about to run out. Are we all doing it without visuals? You have to close your eyes when you're doing it. Okay. I don't even know how long the intros are on these I just know producer neeps has gotten some songs. All I know this song is four minutes 22 long. Okay Okay, so do I do want me to go first? Yeah, I guess you gotta feel it. And do I need to say the song if I can figure out what the song is as well? You should be able to feel it. Do you want me to give I think you should be able to see

You've got red hot chili peppers. Yeah, can't, Can't Stop. Jesus, not really a high rotation, edge song that I would know the intro to. Can I have some Bieber or something? Maybe You're On The Rock. Yeah, I was like, take up your issues with Producer Neeps, he loaded them. You're on the edge, Clint Megadan with Ash London. Bit of Chili Peppers for you now, from the biggest bands of the 90s. Ain't nothing wrong with these fellas. I've never seen them live. Have you seen them live, boys?

You've got to help me out. You can't just leave me here to talk on my own. Nah, nah, nah. Anyway, there's a sick guitar beat here that I want you to hear. You're on the edge. She doesn't still keep talking. I didn't want to talk over this sick guitar bit. This is when the song starts. Oh you weren't coming back in and you were like, the guitar is as good as the vocals. I referenced, I said there's a sick guitar, the riff's about to start.

I think she's one on a technicality there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew that the riff was about to start. Because it might be like, yeah I guess if people that love the chillies like don't sing over that. Don't talk over the best bit. Okay, I'll give you, yeah I might give that to you. Okay, clearly your turn. Dan, okay you want me to go next? I think so. I've beaten already.

Alright. And I was failed miserably. Okay. Alright, it's The Edge, Conor McAdams with Ash London filling in for our megas on Matt Lee for the moment. Little Lee Matthews. Fun fact, actually two lads. One with the last name Lee, and the other with the last name Matthews. And one of my good friends is dating Graham.

From Lee Matthews. Hell of a guy, also hell of a DJ. It's takeover on the edge. Oh, he's good! It's very good. Wow! It looks like he does it for a job. Wow! Very good. Oh my it for a job! Wow!

Very good. Oh my goodness me, that is good. Liam Matthews is a very famous Australian Rules football player and coach. Is he? Like crazy famous, like one of the top five most known footy people. Liam Matthews. Okay, I'm excited to hear how you go with this. I'm not good.

Great song. You love the sound. That's very short. Very short intro from Fleetwood Mac. I'm sorry. I would say I did you dirty, but to be fair, producer Nebia chose the songs and I had no idea. I was having with that and I nailed it. Pissed for the sound. Pissed for the sound.

Like normally the sound will give you all the information about the song, the best song Who produced it, where they recorded it Let's go Oasis, Don't Look Back in Anger as a take two Okay, that's a great song Just me You're the Rock, yeah, brilliant, brilliant band, they're touring at the moment All around the world, who thought they were broken up? They're not anymore Oasis

Slip inside, yeah you're not anymore. Oasis. Slip and slide, yeah you know. Give it to him. Yeah, he didn't get the title but I guess most wouldn't have. I wanted to get the rock in there. Yeah, no title and no station ID. That's really hard. I mean, I've never prescribed to being good at it though. Okay, well I'm gonna give you one more go.

Strike three, you're out. Say baseball. Drake, God's Plan. Oh fuck off. We need title. Oh this is a real weird intro to the time signatures, real weird. And you gotta give the station. Those are like the three minimum requirements. Who plays this song, Mai?

Sure, we play a little Drake. Okay, I'll be on the edge. Okay. Put Megan Dan with Ash London on the edge. Oh my god, the beef between Drake is un-palpable with him and I. There's like ah ah ah, vocals, you're allowed to talk over those. But some you're not allowed to, there is a fine line. Some of the oohs and ahs are very much a vocal. Yeah, there are some songs where it's like it's almost like half volume

It sort of starts and then kicks kicks and the opposite of the shaboozy or shaboozy Outros, yeah, like like um good news He just doesn't fucking shut up at the end of it and you really you feel like you're crashing you get the outro for Good news shaboozy. You're hearing exactly what I mean. Cuz you're like Sorry shaboozy and he's still fucking talking. Okay Dan, I'm going to give you. I'm not, of all the three of us, I'm the only one that said I'm not good at this.

I've admitted it. Okay, even though it's strike three you're out, we're going to give you one last chance. Okay, Shaboosie, good news. Is this in the end, that's starting at the start? I'll do the start and then I'll bring the end up like Ash was talking about. But if you can get this, I will start calling you the king for the starting at the start? I'll do the start and then I'll bring the end up like Ash was talking about. But if you can get this,

I will start calling you the king for the rest of the week. Okay. Here we go. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm just getting some info up about him. Okay. Here we go. Okay, you ready?

Yep. I'll call you king for the rest of the week if you can nail this. Shaboosie Good News, The Edge. Okay. Shaboosie Good News, he's playing in New Zealand coming up in a few months. 30 years old, Shaboosie, good news, he's playing in New Zealand, coming up in a few months. 30 years old, Shibuzy, born in 95.

He's American. Man, what a happy year it's been. He's American! I think technically he's actually Nigerian, because he's turning his Chibuzy. Oh, the fucking do is lying to me. He's not even gonna be weird if I got this. He's 30 years old. Nigerian. Dan, we have to end on a success story.

This is the last chance you get. If you nail this one, I will give you $100 cash of my own money. You're playing for $100. What is this? Your song is Jelly Roll, Need a Favour. Okay. Ready? Come on, you're fucking him over.

He's fucking you over. I am not. There's no intro on this. Do me a favour, listen to this song. Here we go. It is, what is this name? Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll, the Edge.

Here it is, and it's $100 cash. Go. Jelly Roll. Here it is and it's a hundred dollars cash go To clear something up for jelly roll for Shaboosie Shaboosie Okay on my show this annoys me so much. Okay, here you go. Shaboosie. The Edge. From Nigeria. Not America.

Born in 85. All I really need is a little good man. What a voice. The Edge. Clip me and Dan. You're actually better at doing the ending. He's good with an outro. Can't nail an outro. He's from Nigeria.

It says he's from America. I think he's Nigerian but gruff in America. Yeah, he's got dreads. In the south and they couldn't say Chibueza so they call him Chibulzy. Chibulzy. Chiboolzy. Oh yeah you're right. Thanks guys. I know one right?

Yeah I know. Oh producer Carl? Does anyone want to give Pink Floyd shine on your crazy diamond? That's got an eight minute intro. Fucking hell. Click and do one of his sermons. See you tomorrow team.