The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS hit the spot practice!

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case. Respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The OnlyFans with Clint Dan and Ash to London. Appreciate you joining us. We've got a few ideas for OnlyFans this morning.

This could be one we could do another time, but I'm just saying it so we all remember it. We play a few different games when we have, like, dinner. kids like make up games and some of them are quite good and one that they came up with who's most likely to so the person goes who's most likely to

and then get their bum bleached and then we'd all vote I don't think so I think it'd probably end up being Dan it'd be a dare that he'd lose I'd never seen my butt hole You'd really want it done

and then you'd wait till someone dead you'd be like no I'm too embarrassed okay What'd happen is Clint would get his done and he'd rave about it And I'd go Oh maybe I should And then you'd find out

I never did That would be a great play from you. Anyway, we will probably debate who we think and then we all get a vote and whoever gets the most votes then gets to be the person that sets up the next who would be the person most likely to. Anyway, something you can play over the dinner table

if you like, it's interesting what some of the kids come up with at our house. Give us a couple now. Then we can make a decision if we like it for future. Well, what was some of the ones we put? Most likely, they're told that they look nice. Three, two, one. Ash London

It was actually me Because I got told I looked nice by my wife And Ash yesterday I would never say you look nice though I'd never go you look nice, Clint Well ash did And so to my wife You go to cool fit or something

Oh yeah, cool fit That's the closest you'd get Yeah yeah Yeah okay Most likely to get lucky As in sexually Well I said I said mum

And my wife voted someone else But when you're doing that With the kids Do you mean just have a lucky moment Yeah well the kids The kids are like No it's really lucky

And I'm like I think Dan's have the most sex out of all of us. He's scheduling and sometimes even though people think that it's not sexy, actually having sex is sexy, so good for you, bro. The first one minute feels like force and after, you're not meant to this now.

You know what? I wish this more often. You know where marriages go through seasons, you know, and I feel like we're in a really sexual season. Yeah, get it, boy. Literally every single time, and you could ask Adrian, every time we have sex afterwards, I'm like, God, I need to do that more often. And Adrian's like, he should record it.

I know. Not the session, but just you see. You also have short memories with sex sometimes, eh? Yeah. Okay, one more, one more. That's the most frustrating thing your wife can say, I think. We should do that more often. You're like, fuck.

Oh my God, I'm telling you this all the time. Anytime you want to do it literally. Just ask me. I think it's harder for a girl as well. Hannah's like one of those people. She's like, right, I have to prepare. I have to go and have shower. Me too.

I need to be nice. I don't give a shit. I want to shake my legs. I want to just feel like I'm feeling myself. Yeah, yeah. But then you get those rare unicorn tricks. at least you hear of them. Most of them aren't married,

so I'm always skeptical, those single chicks that go on about the fact that they're just like guys and that I'm down anytime. And you're like, oh, no, you're just saying that because you know guys like to hear that. She likes to be one of the boys. There's nothing sadder.

But are they married girls that are like that? There might be married chicks like that if they've starved of affection because it's been two years since they've had their husband interested in them, then sure. But I'm not like you. Like I, there's sometimes where I don't feel like having it either.

Clint claims that he's ready to go any time. He's like a spider. There is nothing that I will be doing that will be more fun eventually. Even if it's just like, hey, like if I'm busy doing something, they're just like, how about it? I'm like, yeah, that will be, name one thing that I could be doing that would be more fun than that. Oh no, roller coaster.

No, I sometimes get a headache. Getting new clothes, getting a massage, getting a facial, getting a manny pettie, getting someone else to wash and blow dry my hair. Unless there's like a happy ending situation in the massage, then probably not. Even if it's the world's best orgasm I want all of those things before I want to have sex No but I would like Why can't you sometimes you go both

I could just pause at the facial And then Jamie comes in she's like Sorry lady I'm just gonna wank my husband off While you stop and like does that No What's this?

I don't know This is make a believe land you're talking about Anyway we're supposed to practice Anyway we're practicing hit the spot Because tomorrow 8 o'clock if you listen sometimes to the show in real time are we going to be attempting Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody

thanks to Chris's suggestion and the gap that we're trying to fill is actually like a minute 20 no no no no it's about a minute long right because the first stands is like 27 seconds and I think the second stands is about 34 seconds yeah I think it's just over a minute yeah so so why don't we get the tracker

oh we can't we can do a little bit to the track for Spotify can't we play and then we'll just do it and then every now and then maybe just bring up the music and see more yeah. Because we are pulling it down so. I've shared it with you Clint. The blue stuff is you guys. You could easily do bits of it

yourselves as well. It doesn't have to be both you at the same time. Well when there are multiple voices maybe that's where Ash and I will work out where we're going to split so that we can actually cover all the voices. But if it's a gang vocal we'll just do it together. Let's just do one quick train wreck and see how we go. It might be fucking hell-being.

But you're wanting me to bring it back up. Bring it back in when I go Because there's two Almost two hit the spots here So we're getting two attempts Because we're either going to nail the first Or the second one if we're wrong Let's just like vibe it

You just pull it up every now and then And see how we're going Okay You know I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramus scaramus When you do the Fondango Thunderbolts of lightning

Very very frightening Very frightening me Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figuro I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy From a poor family Sparing his life from his monstrosity Ding, ding, ding, ding, knee, knee Easy come, easy go Will you let me go Bismilla? No, we will not let him go Let him go

We will not let you go Let me go We'll let you go We'll not let you go Let me go No, Jesus will I all Let him not let you go Let me go

No, no No, no No, no Mama Mia, Mama Mia Mama Mia! Mama Mia! Let me go Be eligible

Has a devil Put aside For me For me For me Five six, seven and eight Shit, we've got a lot of practice That was a fucking abomination

That was so bad Didn't actually bring that back up halfway We is halfway Are we gonna Because that's a long way to go Without bringing it back up No, it's where I go sparing his life from this monstrosity. It's, um, he's just a poor boy from, that's where you bring it in.

He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Okay. Okay. That's pretty early. Bismiller, do I bring it up there? Let's see if we can't even get there. Should I bring it up, bring it up at Bismillah, no, you know, let him go, let him go. But the thing is, Clint, that start bit looks short on.

in writing, but it's actually not. Okay, so he's just a poor boy from a poor family's. You're bringing up on spear or on he's? He's. Okay. I'm going to make that red as well. Okay. Also, what the hell is a scaramouche?

Don't ask. Okay. Sometimes they make up words. Bils Milma is like a, I'm pretty sure is another language. I don't know what, maybe Arabic. Yeah, it's Arabic. And then Bielzebub is like a thing that the devil It's like a curse that the devil puts on you.

Oh, okay. I don't even know if I was in key for some of that. Okay, here we go. It's hard to find the key. I don't even know the key. It's like, okay. Oh dear. Try again.

I see a little silhouette of a man. Scaramush, scaramooch, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts of lightning, very, very frightening me. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo.

Galileo, figuramine me go. I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me He's just a poor boy From a poor family Spare him his life From his monstrosity Now back down, ready

Easy come, easy go Will you let me go Biss Mila no We will not let him go Biss Mila no We will not let you go Biss Mila no We will not let him go

Let him go We'll not let you go Never, never never never Never never let me go No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mama me, my, mamma me, and let me go. Ophi, oh, me, has a devil put aside for me. It's not bad.

For me. Well, it's not good, though. But it was supposed to go for me. And then be. I think what we need to do is go and each of us just learn it. Here's the thing. That bit, the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that stuff is just impossible to do life. So it's almost like we have to simplify it.

but with the same timing. Gotcha. Very clever. So we need to come out of it and go, we will not let you go. Biz Milna, we will not let you go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mamma me, mamma mia.

Yeah, good. Is that how many no, no, no, no? And forget all that, never, never, never let me go. That's just fucking all. I'm deleting that straight out of the third time. We're going to let you go. Let me go. We'll not let you go. No, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like Bismillah, then one of us, Ash needs to jump on the, no.

No. Yeah, I'll do the no and hold it And you guys keep on We will not let you go We will not let you go Never let me go No no no no no no no no Mama Mia

And we'll see if it fits The reason why we can't keep playing the song In the backing the whole way through Is because the fucking Spotify I'll pull the podcast down Which maybe based on how this is going Wouldn't be a bad thing But just go

I like me that that sounded awesome But we don't have much locked in for next week. So do you guys want another week to practice? So you reckon you'll be right for more? Do you know what? I would hate actually to spend a week and one day practicing that and still fail. I'd rather just have 24 hours and botch it and be done with it.

We've never, like the last, even the last time we did it was really hard. We only spent 24 hours practicing it. We nailed it. So if we can do that, we can do this. All right. Should we end the only fan so we can practice them all? Yeah. Okay.

Love you guys. Bye. I thought you were going to end it with something fun, like a fun sound or something. No, it's your idea. You do it. Off we go. Here's Clint's fun sound. No, go, Dan. You do it. Thanks, Dan. That's good. I appreciate you.