The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS How often do you take the dirt track?

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat. Bad decisions. Zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is.

Okay, welcome to the OnlyFans. I was just about to tell Ash about an old story that you may already know about Dan. And then I was like, why am I just telling Ash when I can tell everyone? Call and Yazza here, by the way. It's going to make it gay and sexual. And it's nothing like that. Okay, I don't think I've heard this story.

No, when I heard it. So I was playing... Okay, no, Dad. I'm allowed to interject if I think you're leaving bits out, but otherwise I'll let you tell it. Okay. So I got really into this game called Dirt. What was the premise of the game?

It's a racing game. Dirt, right. Yeah, like rally cars. Okay, how old were we at the time? Recently, like a year ago, two years ago. How many times you've been down the Dirt Road? Oh, there's so much. I was constantly on the Dirt, okay?

And so after a while of playing, I was playing online, and I got to know this. guy that was racing in the same he was really, really good. And we'd like chat on, and like I'd never done it before, and like I had my headphones on, we'd chat and we'd bro down. Did he ask you to chat for the first time? Is he like, hey, put your headphones on so we can talk?

I can't remember who initiated the chat, to be honest. I think it was him, maybe. Anyway, we would like bro down and he was like really into rallying in motorsport like I was, and Rura. And anyway, it got to the point where I, for whatever reason, I can't remember how it was, but I found...

There's a lot of, for whatever reasons, and I can't remember. I remember how, but anyway, continue. This was like weeks down the track of us playing together and stuff. I found out that he was like 16 or 17. No, he's at 15. I can't remember exactly yet. He was like, he was mid-high school, like form three or four or something. Wait, I thought you were telling the story from when you were a kid.

When was this like last year? Last year, yeah. And then he asked how old I was. Okay, now, Ash, what do you say? You have to be 100% honest. You have to just say, I'm 35. Okay, well, fuel, because. what did you say, Dan?

18. He lied to a young boy about how old he was saying to keep playing with him. Because he was cold. He was cool. He was so good at, like, beating, like, he would beat me

quite often. What? At the race. He would beat you off. He was in Australia. He was in Australia. So Dan was worried that if you told him

your real age, what would happen? He'd tell his mom. That's grooming That is grooming We were racing cars That's how it's done Anyway Last year I went over to Australia

And now I think you're on the TV show What's it called? Catfish show Now I'm to catch a breeder No All the people in the back group Okay

Okay, yes, Landon I'm Steve Hanson Take a seat Now fast forward six months Dan's gone aboard a remote control racing car And has entered a race And he's racing at a primary school But there's adults with men

No you don't know that You're hoping Well if I turn up and there's no men I'm leaving aren't I Hey look wait are you going to do this soon This is like a thing that takes money He can't race in the weekend after He entered and the guy called up and said

So how old's your son And then he was like We're a question to ask. And he goes one and a half way. And then he realized, oh, Dan's injuring himself as an adult. Then he found out it was at a primary school, which I think suggests it's like a racing car event for children. Okay, in a court of law, this is not going to look good.

But I promise it's very innocent. Oh, my God. But the thing is it's like, I remember you saying that you would like talk about like school and stuff with this kid. No, I would not. You were lying. Yeah, good day. Yeah, my geometry teaches a real bitch. Okay, well, I was trying to be cool.

I really love geometry. Cowl's walking out of the studio. Call's done. Bye guys. Thanks guys. Have a good show. Shame, shame. Oh, that's so funny.

Anyway, if you want to race me, my name is WRC McCray 22 on PSN Network, yeah. Cow's holding the door from the other side and won't let you out of the studio. Children. Children. Why McRae? Colin McCray, like rally driver. And then Danny, my name is cat after Kimmy, Rykenny.

Can I say that? Do you just say gay? I said Colin McCrae, Colin McGee. That's why we got it. Yeah. I don't know what you can get away with saying in Australia, New Zealand. Hey. We accept gay people here, actually.

Because he was having a quasi-homosexual relationship with the... I... But you're not saying, you're not saying the driver's gay. You're saying what Dan is doing. They're two men talking all day, every day. If I had the PlayStation app Because I can't get into it Because I

Because the police sees it It could have been it It's because I stopped paying for the PlayStation Network They're not allowed to play online anymore But I wouldn't have chance he'd be like you up Like you are like you are on Oh my God I know it was really like

There was absolutely nothing Of course there was again And we know that's why it's funny Otherwise geez mate we wouldn't be laughing We wouldn't be laughing Yeah I just want to make that clear I also play with lots

of other people. Are there any girls ever? Yeah, not so much on the racing games. But like on Fortnite and stuff. I'd say it'd be a pretty close ratio between girls and guys on those sort of games. Now it's getting even more. It's clever, right? Because it's like back in the day

you would buy a game for 120 bucks. Now the game is free and then you spend money when you play it, but you're like, I'm not going to spend any money. But of course you don't want to be the default guy or the default girls. What do you mean that the game doesn't cost money? Well, it's like, you can download it for free But then it's all in app purchases

Like you buy skins You buy... But like GTA you pay money for And then you pay money in the app as well Yeah, well you can Very few people are spending money on GTA Like compared to... But you still can

Okay But my son went and bought like a $30 Like prepay card At the supermarket And then punched it into It's like And then he can now buy a new skin

So he can look different to everybody else He's not the default character and I'm like, here we go. How do you stop him from talking to people? In the parent settings, you can have that he can only talk to people on his team or only people that he is like friends with or he can talk to everyone, you can kind of set it.

You've actually got to be careful, though. They have just added proximity chat into Fortnite, so that's like a whole new setting you will have to disable. But basically, when you're running up to someone in the game, your voice will start quieter and get louder and louder as you get towards them, so you can actually talk to a hundred theoretically random people. But he doesn't have like a headset with a mic,

so he'd have to be punching in, like, text, and he'd have to be shooting for him. And then if you've got a PS5 controller, they've got built-in microphones as well. So it's got to be careful. It's good to know. You know, my friend of mine's uncle, now this is a story, again, that I'm not going to say any names,

but got gifted from his new wife, this thing called an Oculus Rift or something. So it's like a, um, headset. And it's for adult. So you can watch like porn on it and stuff like adult videos. And anyway, so his wife... Dan's like, what could I use this technology for first? No, no, no. I've never...

Have you heard of it Nepsin? Oh, yeah, yeah. And so... And is that right? Like, you can load anything onto it and you can be like, so Pio, but you're in the room with the, with the stuff that's going on. Yeah, adult content. And you can like look around and it's like a 360 view of every... Like you're wearing a pair

of binoculars almost. And so anyway, has wife got him this for his birthday or something. Did she know that it can be used for porn-y things? I'm not sure. Okay. I'm pretty sure no. Anyway, so he'd had it for a few months and then she had gone out for something and he was on his Rift, Oculus Rift.

So he can't see the real world. Yeah, and so he's getting, he'd dropped his pants. Oh, it's like black mirror. And he was like looking around masturbating, okay? She fucking walks into the room and he's full like going at it on himself with the Oculus Rift on, watching porn and she

like freaked out and she's left. him. What? Because he had a... Oh, my God. It would be a very confronting vision to walk in to see someone. If you were bringing home the girls and you were all like, all right, come in guys, take your shoes off, make yourself a hoe, whoa!

And then everyone was there. It'd be embarrassing for her. So does his husband having a bit of fun with themselves. When it's VR and you're putting yourself in the room, it feels a bit... And I think it was quite a new relationship. Like they'd been together for like six months. Like, oh no. It's still like a moth in the hand. You don't want to hold

too tight because you're going to wreck the wings and it won't fly anymore. I don't get that analogy. Well, you know, like a new relationship was quite, okay, why am I doing more analogies? I love cloutes and a new relationship. It's kind of like, you know when you try to catch a moth? Yeah. And you have to be really careful that you give it space around the wings because when you take it outside, because the mothed wings are so fragile

that if you touch them, when you go to let it go, it won't fly anymore. So let him watch VR porn. No, so I'm saying a relationship with the beginning. It's like, it's like a moth. You'll be so careful with it. Whereas later on, once you've been dating six years, I don't know, it's like holding a rock. You didn't be as rough as you all with a rock.

I wasn't it sure at your house once in a moth flew into your house and you sprayed it with fly spray? I don't like moths all that much. Yeah, why do you try to save its fucking wings? It's an analogy, Dan. Right. Yeah, I was in Australia once in it, and one of those massive moths.

Oh, you get big moths. Landed on the back of one of my mates' hands while we were lining up to get in the club. I've got the video, and he opened his mouth and went, hoop, and put it in his mouth. And so it was gone. like he ate it and we were like what the hell and we're all laughing then he just goes

and it flew out what a legend that is incredible I am buying it now it's so funny wow have you got a video of it yeah because it landed on his wrist the last thing I would do was open my mouth and be like and you come little one yeah so then she what she broke up with him into my mouth little one

can you isolate that and go the last thing I'd do is open my mouth and so come into that little one now you've repeated it Oh, a bugger. I really need to stop doing that. This is my funest segment where Clint goes through his phone to try and find a video. Shut up, Daniel. Guys, my Korean skincare has arrived.

You're what? My Korean skincare has arrived. You're not Korean? If she comes into work tomorrow looking like someone from BTS. Oh, here it is. That's disgusting. He, that is disgusting It wasn't worth it

It wasn't worth it It didn't get flying Around, look you, got it in his mouth You know how we got a new Assistant Content Director here at the edge He knows Jack Honeybone He doesn't know about this segment yet Do you want to go be a part of it

You can just jump in the studio Come on Jack Come on, come on, why don't you sit in my seat And I'll sit this one out No, you've got to all guess Chuck your headphones on Because it's got a nice little intro and I think it really explains.

I know it's coming. I love that you think that I don't. Get in. I thought that I'll leave you with teary eyes. Guess the fuck what's that smell? Here we go. Guess the fuck. It's a new job anyway.

So you've heard this segment before, Jack, or no? No, I have. Yeah, sorry. Okay. So all we do is... What's my husband like to work with, by the way? He's great. He works directly under him.

Lots of great ideas. Not the only one in the room that works directly under him. Am I right? Hey, hey, that was one night That's really sexist And then my job was on the line Yeah There was a little moment in a meeting yesterday actually

How inappropriate was that? He was a lot, actually I think he forgot he was the boss And in the room full of his staff Yeah Grabbed my ass on the way out Did he? Yeah

And then Carlos tried to have a go Really? The boss did He made you want his wife the thing He gave it a big old smack on the way out Yeah And then Carl reached his ear Well we're here

No I like it you know when mum and dad like kiss and you're like oh they're still in love but I sort of liked it to that that's nice they're still got a bit of spark in their life that's about a spark as it gets unfortunately these days yeah when you have kids eh anyway let's do a fart hey do you want to do it do you want to no I can't okay Clint off you go so well you got a guess first Jack how long have we played this game for you can go first Jack you can table what you think the sound's going to be it's hard it is hard

Fucking hell. Jesus Christ. I'm going to go. Okay. That was a good fake part. Okay. And I'm going to go. What did you do?

It's just a crop dust. No, I won't do that one. I'll go. I forgot what Jacks was like. Oh, it was bad. It was bad. I hate this game. I hate this game.

It's fucking gross. Jack wins. See you later. As if Jack wins off that. Yours was too meaty. See you later. I can't move all the baby in the studio. I'm just going to sit in the stench.

You get used to it. Yeah. I'm going to work some of this Korean skin hair over my nose. Guess the fuck. All right, thanks guys. Lai you. Always nice to put a bowl on the weekends. The number one ingredient in this Korean thing

is snail secretion filtrade. Really? They must have to farm the snails. They're not just going. around like after snails on the... How do you make the snail wet? They have a mesh and they just let the snails just live their lives on the mesh

and there's cat catches under the mesh. Wow. It's a talent, bro. It smells funky. Just been able to fart on cue. Not many people can do it. You do get used to it. It becomes quite normal.

You do it for granted. What you got to do is just like tense your abs. And then all of a sudden it goes, oh yeah, we're on, we're on. And then it just sends it down. Really? No, not for me I couldn't Nothing, not even close

You need abs, unfortunately Absolutely nothing Have a great weekend team Thanks for playing Jack Thanks guys Yeah you're welcome anytime Anytime you want to come in

Yeah that'll be the last time And get paid to listen to a fart Oh I think I'm having an allergic reaction To the snail thing guys Oh my God It's got instantly Oh my get it off Rover

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