The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS I said no more bleeps!!

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dan's only fans. Podcast that is. Welcome to the only fans. Clinton Dan. Yeah, Ash again, second day in a row, not here. Lazy.

Oh, actually, Producer Neeps, for years of listening, hold on, I've got to shout into the booth. Producer Nebier. Could you please get the audio of Ash's walk out and put on the button bar for me because I'm recording this podcast, I can't go and dig that out of the moment that we laughed at Ash and she did a walkout. And that's why she's not here because she was like, fuck you guys, I'm done. So we do these things on this show, or all shows do it actually radio shows. They're called an announcer read and it's where we're given a script.

And it's usually for a product or service, isn't it? And we have to like make it sound like it's a we're endorsing it, so to speak. Yeah. And they have to be 30 seconds. 30 seconds, exactly. No shorter, no more. Yeah. And sometimes you just stuff it up.

I stuff it up the most. I'm terrible with a script. And so the problem is, what you're about to hear is, Dan had already had done a couple of stuff ups and we had to start again, and Ash was getting, like, pissy because she has other things to do after the show and was like, hurry up, like, let's get this done.

And then... Hold on, is it your fault that she does seven different radio shows? Because it's definitely not mine. No, not me. Meg, if you're listening, could be your fault. And also Guy, her husband, who listens to the podcast as well, probably your fault as well. You know, however many months ago you were mucking around with Meg

and then now look at her. It's definitely not my fault, so. No, so then what happened was Ash, human, made a mistake. But she didn't like it when we laughed at her. Now, the product we were endorsing was, uh, was it under armour. It was, wasn't it? Body armour light. No, it was called body armour light. That's right.

Not under armour. No, body armour light. But instead, Ash, mistakenly said something wrong. I think you're getting the audio. Oh, yeah, okay. Whereabouts are you going to put a... Neeps? Yeah, it's all good to go.

On Wednesday? Yeah, on Wednesday, it's in green. Oh, yeah, okay, cool. So Ash was already a little bit pissy. And then this happens. The silly season is here. Ho! Ho! Thank you, Dan.

Late nights, dance floors, and zero chill. I tell you what, I needed this last weekend. boys, as you know, body lama, body-alama. Body-lama! Body-lama! We need to film this as Ash's... And the best bit is it wasn't even our fault. Bella, we can make a video, be like,

it only took two months for Ash's first walkout. She never came back. Never came back. And Dan, then Dan made it worse when it looked like she's just coming back in. He goes, no, see you, Lama. I said, sea, llama. And the funny thing is, today it was made it, she was told that she has a long face, a bit like a llama.

If you haven't, if you haven't listened to the show Recap podcast, we did the Golden Race Show, which we've done once before, but maybe Dan thought he could bring it back and beat Ash London. But no, she was voted the hottest in terms of science and symmetrical face. Clint, can you just press the button that says Clint, play this? Okay. Wouldn't you prefer to bounce up and down nice and slowly, then just be on a real stiff

There you go It's got nothing to do with what we're currently talking about But that's another out of context thing That Clint did today on the show I think my hands are clean today Of anything Bullshit I've done nothing

I can go digging I was very professional Yeah thank you You were saying mean stuff about your wife Was I? Didn't you say something We're like that out of context If your wife hears that

You're going to get you in trouble But anything could be able to say Anything about my wife out of context And it sounds mean What about when you told her she wasn't traditionally hot or pretty you said oh you're not traditionally pretty remember Meg was on the show that she was like you fucking what

I know but yeah but you that was yeah I mean the thing is I would actually stand by that comment I don't think she is traditionally hot but I'm not attracted to traditionally hot what is traditionally hot oh like you know

stick thin big boobs you know big lips all that sort of thing Hannah's not that, you know. Is that traditionally hot, do you think? Well, I think that's probably artificially hot. Maybe, I don't know. I'm just saying if your fake boobs are fake.

And I think the paradigms. And your big lips are fake. The paradigm shifts, doesn't it? Like, I think 50 years ago it was like, you know, voluptuous, you know, big booty, that kind of thing. And now it's, I think it has kind of come back to that now, maybe. But it's just not, I don't know. I guess it's your personal. Yeah, your personal preference.

I like a few curves. Okay. Yeah. But then also, like, I can admire all different types as well. I'm not going to say anything, because I just don't want to. Big boobs, medium boobs, little boobs. I like them all. I just like women.

How can I hate them? My mum's one, you know? Are you into your mum? No, but I'm just saying that women are lovely. Yep. Also, did you know today, it's a bloody international men's day today? I know, I know. And guess what?

Yes, Webb Gilbella, is she there? Oh no, she's busy putting together one of those carousels that she does for International Women's Day where they go, oh, look at all these amazing Wahidi in the office. Like you, bloody deserve it, mate. I was wondering, because every time it's International Women's Day, it's like, hey, how amazing Wahina tour here at the edge and there's got all their photos and whatever.

And good, I think that they should get their shout-out. They should. International Women's Day, women don't get enough credit, fine. But the men on International Men's Day. Bella, say some nice shit about us right now. Why do you deserve it? And this is the thing? No, no, no, you've made the joke now and it is not meaningful.

That's exactly what Ash did, wasn't it? She did a thing where she's like, you don't deserve it. No, okay, I'll give you something. No, it should just be a thing that we shouldn't have to remind you. I do worry that if Meg is listening to this, we missed International Women's Day once. And then we had to do an apology member, but the apology was a piss take. and so we double down. So maybe we get in what we deserve.

Maybe. Oh, yeah. I don't know. How are you going to celebrate International Men's Day? No, you can't do that. Neapia. I think I'll probably just... You're going to celebrate with Neepia?

I'm going to go home and I'll go to my wife Hannah. What's for dinner? And she'll go, I don't know, I haven't started thinking about dinner. and I'll be like, of all nights, you should. And then hopefully she then clicks on and goes, oh, it's because it's International Men's Day. She won't know.

No, my wife won't know either. I cooked dinner last night the night before. Oh, good for you. That's all right, I suppose then. Both are not my day. What a man. What a man. Yeah, I'm not sure how I'm going to celebrate International Wednesday.

Oh, actually, I'm going to show my dick to a random stranger, actually. in about 30 minutes Oh thank God for that For a second there I was like are you going to go and like expose yourself But no he means he's going to the doctor We go to a doctor

Yeah Which I probably shouldn't be talking about In case it ends up being Something much more sinister And then I'm like oh god Now I've talked about that Out loud to everyone But I don't know

We always talk about how you should be Getting checked and all the rest of it And things and whatever so Get my wang out for Paul Can we also just do that It was like a Who dares Clint for Friday Sorry, Dr Paul Oh, that makes it better

Well, I hope he's a doctor I don't really know him But I was just like My doctor, sorry, as a woman They can be sometimes dead And I've only just transferred To this new clinic And I was like, this poor new doctor

It'll be the second time I've visited And she was like, cool mate Like I don't think you should follow it up I do think he's weird That his practice is at a bus stop But anyway I was actually on that

I was thinking the other day, do you remember last blue September, and I got a doctor to come in and do the prostate check with you guys live on here? And I was just thinking about it the other day, I was like, that was so trusting of you guys that it wasn't just like one of my mates who wanted to finger you guys. You know, it was an actual doctor?

World's biggest ditch. Can you imagine a year later, it's like, gotcha, it was just one of my mates who was keen to finger dead. You know what? What I hope Paul doesn't say is at the end he's like, yep, no, there is a lump there, mate. That's your testicle. And I'll be like, sorry, I'm wasted everyone's time.

Now get out of my bus stop. The number 53 is coming and I'm late. All right, guys. We'll catch you next time. You've got a couple of issues. Do you want the good news or the bad news? I would always take bad news first. Yeah.

You've got . What's the good news? You put an average size deck. Okay. See you guys. that out. Could you beat that, Neeps? He has already.

But he loves a beephole neaps. Use your quota, mate. Yeah, actually use your wider quota of peeps. See you next time, guys. Rover, Music, Radio, Podcasts.