The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS - I WOULD GO TO THERAPY!!

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Buckle up, lower your standards and prepare to question everything. This is Clint Megundan's OnlyFans podcast. Hey, welcome along to the OnlyFans, everybody. Welcome. If you have the time to like and or subscribe and you've been listening to this podcast for a while, we really appreciate it. We hear it does help push the podcast around to other people who may like to stumble across it. And I know there's a few people that have asked how you do that.

You just hit the bell icon. There's a little bell icon at the top. I thought it was like a plus, and when you hit it, it turns into a tick. Well, that's the thing. I think that's where people— Oh, because I use Apple, and you're probably using Spotify. So Spotify, yeah. So if you go onto the actual page, you can click Follow, okay, which is one thing,

and then there's another bell icon, which I believe helps, and it just means that it boosts up our algorithm. So just do both if you can click follow, okay, which is one thing. And then there's another bell icon, which I believe helps. And it just means that it boosts up our algorithm. So just do both if you can. We've got about six people saying that they like the dedication. So they are here to stay, but Dan has written some up. So we've got some actual information about this person. Yes.

Brilliant. And so I'm going to put a little bit more effort into about the person instead of just going, they're gorgeous. Iron sharpens iron. So Meg challenged you, you got angry, but now look, you've upped your game. Yeah, and I think, you know, Daniel Ryan is the person I'm nominating today. Daniel Ryan. He is gorgeous at the same time.

I think if I don't say he's gorgeous, he's going to get, because people said he loved it. But why don't you just take that out from now? I don't want to be gorgeous as a dude. That's not one of my top three traits. He also owns New Zealand's biggest collection of Alan P paraphernalia. Yeah, we know Daniel.

Alan P guy. He has been a podcast member since 2022 and he is a rising contributor. So I want to see from Daniel over the next few weeks I want him to see I want his rising contributor status to change to top contributor

He's also got a beautiful looking wife as well and I've seen a photo of her standing next to him No, you're getting creepy. I think they just look really great together and some amazing looking kids. And you were ranking his wife out of 10 earlier off. Don't judge people's kids. What do you give her? I think his kids look

so cute. I think he's only got one kid. But I can't be sure just doing the research that I've done with him. But this podcast goes out to Daniel and his beautiful wife. This could be something we do on both podcasts and on here, I guess, Meg. Do you want to mention the friend exclusion? Yeah, let's do that. I did definitely want to bring this on here because I'd be interested to see, again,

if this is like a girl-guy sort of different opinions if you're a guy or a girl. I feel like, Clint, I could almost pick what I think you'd say, whereas I'd be maybe very different. Have a listen to what a girl put on TikTok who is not an influencer, not a big character, a random girl has somehow popped up on my feed, and this was her dilemma.

Okay, and Dan and I won't answer. Meggal answer on our behalf and see if she's right okay i have a dilemma if you are in a friendship group of five and you see four of the people like just minus you out at dinner and they're posting on social media are you saying something like naturally in a friend group there's going to be times where like two people hang out more three people hang out more but when it's all four and just not you do you say something i think uh clint would be so nonchalant about that i think he'd shrug it off and be like oh look they hung out and then he'd think about something else within three seconds and clint has always always kind of said we can have you don't have to have exclusive friends. I have friends with these people and friends with that people,

and I think that would be yours. Dan, I think it would if you do. You'd probably message me and other people first and be like, hey, do you think this is weird? And send the photo. And then maybe you would eventually be like, hey, you guys went out. What was that? I think it's a case-by-case basis on the friend group.

Yeah. But I'm basing it on our friend group. Yeah, like right here. It was the three of us, Carl and Neeps, the team. And it was just... And you saw that somebody put on Instagram stories, we were out together and you weren't there. I was the only one not invited.

You were hitting them up. I would be absolutely hitting them up. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And Clint? I was correct with you too. You'd be like, oh, look, they hung out. Okay. Oh, that them up. Yeah. Okay. And Clint? I was correct with you too. You'd be like, oh, look, they hung out.

Okay. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. I must have missed the invite or I haven't read it or whatever. I don't know. I don't carry on doing what I'm doing. I don't think I'd think much of it if it was just three of you. No, no.

So if it was like maybe Meg, Neeps and Bella and you're hanging out, I'd be like, but I was the only one not invited, I would be questioning it. Yeah, totally. I think it would probably just come up in conversation. I definitely wouldn't care in the moment. I definitely wouldn't be messaging anyone during the day going, what the hell are you guys doing?

Yeah, if it came up naturally and we were talking about it, you'd probably be like, oh, yeah, what was that that you guys were hanging out with? Oh, yeah, that sounds fun. But I don't think it would bother you as much as it would bother me and Dan. Yeah, would it bother you? Fuck yes! Are you joking me? Fuck if I just want you two hanging out without me. Fuck the rest.

But it's the same. It gets worse if you're all hanging out. If you were all hanging out minus me, I would bawl my eyes out. I would talk to Guy. I would book in therapy. I would probably quit. I would go talk to Casey the boss. I would be a fucking cockcase. But if it was even a wish

Megan would be like, they're trying to replace me. They're talking about who to replace me with. Jesus, don't tell her about that. A couple of Thursdays ago I came out after work. Oh my god, I'd feel so left out. I'd feel stupid, like everyone hates me. I would put so many narratives into my head of what that one thing happened was.

You'd imagine us all in a circle going, We hate Meg! We hate Meg! And the historians just listen to them, like, background conversations. What are they saying? I'm trying to read the whole lot. I would find a girl on TikTok who knows how to lip read. I'd send the video to her. But would I hit you guys up about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, God. The lip reading would be like so chill so chill we're so glad Meg's not here but yeah even if it was just you two hanging out

and I didn't I didn't know why I would definitely be jealous but wouldn't you be at home like let's say it's a Friday night and you're watching a movie or something and you see on social

we're all out and you'd be like oh cool I'd rather be at home watching this movie anyway so I'm glad I didn't even have to say no I can't make it and come up with an excuse.

No, I want to be invited every single time so I can turn it down. Okay, that's good to know. Every single time. I think I've got an issue with FOMO. Yes, me too, clearly. You guys, sometimes Clint and me will go to the bathroom during a song, go wheeze,

and I don't need to go wheeze, but I'll go to the bathroom with them just so I don't miss out on something that could happen in the bathroom. I mean, I get it if you guys were all like clay bird shooting. And I'm like, oh, that looks fun. And you get like, well, I like clay bird shooting. What a weird thing to pull out of video.

But I think maybe it depends then, Meg, because I'm like, if you guys are just catching up for dinner, I'm like, yeah, I've had dinner. Like, it's not a big deal. It's not about the company to you. It's about the activity. That blows my mind. I don't give a shit. I'm offended by that.

Me too. That you don't want to hang out with us unless we claim that it's shooting. What do you mean? Dinner's fun with us. What's wrong with dinner with me and dad?

The worst would be if the whole team What do you not like about us, Clint? What's going on? If the whole team was whitewater rafting and I know with

whitewater rafting there's like six spots and then the person at the front is seven and there's an empty spot where I could have sat and I'm like I like whitewater rafting, there's like six spots, and then the person at the front is seven, and there's an empty spot where I could have sat, and I'm like, I like whitewater rafting and stuff. But if it's just me and Dan at dinner, you're like, nah. Nah, fine.

Oh, my God. You're just having dinner, and I catch up with you guys all the time, and I eat food. Yeah, the thing is you don't like, it's blackwater rafting I do. You're just racist. Oh, I think it's racist that you've made that joke. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I do love whitewater rafting I do, you're just racist. Oh, I think it's racist that you've made that joke. Yeah. Oh, sorry.

I do love white water rafting. I don't want one where you go through caves on a tube. I don't say one's better than the other. I think they're both fine. Great rafting. They're both equally fun. Okay. All right.

Anyway. Yeah, I think you're right. For me, it depends on what you guys are doing. And if I really want to do that thing, then I'm like, that sucks. That's hurtful. But it's not the doing the company. Yeah, but I see you guys every day. Oh, Saturday and Sunday?

Yeah, but if I don't see you on a Saturday and you're hanging out, then I'm like, cool, I saw you yesterday and the day before that. You're getting paid to hang out with us. Would you ever hang out with us when you're not getting paid? Do you ever? Here's a question for you, Clint. Depends. Have you been bungee jumping? Oh, paid? Do you ever? Here's a question for you, Clint. Depends. Do I have your bungee jumping?

Yes. Oh, it's a fun activity. Here's a question for Clint. On the weekends or during the holidays when we're not together, do you ever go, I wonder what Meg and Dan are doing? I bet he never does. Because I do it quite often. Yeah.

I wonder what you're doing. I see it on social. If your story comes up, I'll be like, oh, I'll click on it to see what you're doing. Do you ever sit there and go, oh, I'd like to see my friends? Yeah, that's why I think I was like, oh, I wonder what Meg and Dan are doing. Why don't they come around for a swim? And I invited you and you did. But I didn't

get an invite from Meg or you, Dan, during the holidays. I don't have a fucking pool, Clint. You want to come to my house and sit in my paddling pool? No one wants to do that. Oh, he's just won. He's just won because we were just talking about, like, it that. So you have to have a pool to invite someone. Oh, oh, oh, he's just won. He's just won because we were just talking about, like, it's insulting that we have to have an activity,

but we have just proven his point that we had no activity for him to come around to. Exactly. He doesn't want to come around and sit on our shitty couches. He's bamboozled us. Yeah. You don't want to go around to Meg's house and sit on her shitty deck. Hey, that is a new deck. Is it really?

Two years old. Fuck, is it? It feels like you're in the rainforest, Meg's deck. Hey, that is a new deck. Is it really? Two years old. Fuck, is it? It feels like you're in the rainforest, Meg's deck. Thank you. Dan, I might put that as we're thinking about maybe trying to sell

in the next couple of years or something. You're looking to buy, Dan. You know what you could sell your house as? Bushy deck. Big bushy deck. Big bushy deck.

Who likes a big bushy deck? Have I got a big bushy deck for you? Stop, Dan. Stop. Your search has come to an end. Yeah, Dan. Meg's selling and you're looking to buy.

I don't want to buy back into that shithole. Not to freak my neighbours out. I'm not actually selling yet. No, no, no. Because I don't want them crying and getting upset. Oh, the celebrity's moving out. The celebrity. Oh, no.

God, our house prices are going to go up. They're going to plummet. Just in the house. Just rates are going down and housing prices are up. Wait, New Zealand's C-Lister Meg Banz was moving out of the neighbourhood? Sorry, not C-Lister. D. I've got to go and do a driver's test. Oh, yes.

I have to do that now, yes. So that is exciting for me. Yeah, out you go. This will actually be if you listen in real time on the 12th of March, Wednesday. Tomorrow morning, 8 a.m., we'll have the results of our practical on-the-road driver's test. So you're doing it in your car with Harold. Is his name Harold? I think it's Harold.

Like the giraffe? Yeah. I'm picturing some cute little old man. Is that what he is, producer? No, he's a full-sized giraffe and he goes around and talks about health and safety in his spare time. Okay.

I loved him in Madagascar. Yeah. I'm really nervous without being, like without Lion, it takes me right back to being 17 again and failing. Oh,

good luck to you. Yeah. So he's going to, yeah, so he's going to be in like the, you're going to be in the drivers in his car. No!

Yeah. I know it's my car. Nah, not your car. I don't know his car and then um and then like we'll have an edge car following you filming as well so we can watch all your fuck-ups okay so yeah all right and we'll just wait for you to get back and then one of us tags in not your fuck-ups meg i mean the boys obviously but you know here we go what if the indicator is on the wrong side meg you're what do you mean the left is always on the left side the right sometimes you do the and it's like oh those are the window wip. Meg, you're... What do you mean? The left is always on the left side. The right indicator

is on the right side. Sometimes you do the... Oh, those are the window wipers. Oh, if it's European, you mean. Yeah. Oh, man, it's not going to fail if you're putting the window wipers on.

Maybe check that before you start. Go, all right, just... Okay, check that. Check the mirrors. Or you just check if he's got a European car. Ten and two.

Let's just test it quickly. A European car versus a Japanese import. Okay. Let's say... I'm in a Japanese import. Okay, let's say. I'm in a Japanese import. No, let's say Toyota. Toyota, Japanese import.

Good, okay. And then my indicator's on my right, my window's on my left. I don't think it'll be a European car. If it's a guy that does tests for a job, it'll be a Suzuki. European. Good. Jeep. It's not going to be a Jeep car, like, testing car. It'll be a Suzuki Swift, I's Suzuki. European. Good. Jeep. It's not going to be a Jeep car, like testing car.

It'll be a Suzuki Swift, I guarantee it. Okay, Suzuki, Meg. Japanese. Yes, good. I've had one of them, so if it's a Swift, I'll be okay. Is it manual or automatic? It's automatic, I've heard. Oh, bugger.

Which has annoyed me in a way. Because I quite like manuals. Yeah. Good luck to you. Last one, Meg. Yes. What if it is a BYD car European

sounds European Chinese Chinese okay Haval European Indian no

that's Chinese as well oh is it racist oh I heard they were made in India okay we've done enough to go I've got to do the

teas for tomorrow so we've got to end this I don't know why he's prolonging this with this fucking crappy quiz I'll tell you that Go. I've got to do the tease for tomorrow, so we've got to end this. I don't know why he's prolonging this with this fucking crappy quiz, I'll tell you that. Jesus Christ. I was trying to get Meg to say

that her Chinese brain was Japanese, and I'd be like, they're not the same, Meg. Oh, fuck you. Okay, see ya. Bye.