The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS ich mag orangen

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. German. That's a fun way to start actually. Meg does one of her greetings because she's very bilingual. Multilingual. She's very two-language. German and English. I can speak a little German. Do you speak German? Although I understand better than I can speak. I have orange, although I like it. What you need to do, Clint, the question you have to ask is do you like oranges? Do you like oranges? Let me ask you something random and then see if you...

Okay, ask Dan if he likes oranges, the fruit. No, no, you're here to ask me. Okay, Meg, do you like, I won't use oranges, apples. Meg doesn't know that. Oh, she doesn't know apples. What, don't you just say yes? Okay, answer me, I'll ask you a question. Simple question.

How are you going today? Ich bin gut. Oh, she's used an English word there. No, gut. Okay. What are you doing this afternoon? Ich has Orangen und Wurstigstund sind. She's having oranges.

She's eating oranges. Fuck off. All the things you learn when you went to Germany. You just learned how to like when you... I also know other things. Ich habe eine lange Wurst in meiner Hosen. Oh you want what in your Hosen? What does Hosen mean Fanny? I don't know. It sounds like you want something in your Hosen.

It means pants. Oh. What in your pants? A party. Oh I said I have a long sausage in my pants. Actually, bratwurst. Yeah, bratwurst. Wow, there we go.

So all the things you learned, were they all food based? Sausages, oranges? Yeah. Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Yeah.

Why did you go to Germany? Yeah. Ah, Wurst und Orangen. More oranges? Und Hosen. Yeah. Ah, wirst und Orangen und... Oranges? Und Hosen. People are like, God, she loves oranges, eh? You should go to Germany.

That girl that was over here a few years ago, she just loved oranges. The line is, I hate oranges, although they're healthy. Oh my God. Why did you learn that of all things? I don't know. It's the only thing that's stuck. And it can, I can understand a little German, And it can, I can understand a little German although, it can, I can speak a little German although I understand better than I can speak.

Right. Fuck her, I hope so. Yeah, fuck. That's all I've got. And that's all, I said that over and over and over and I didn't understand a word anybody was saying. So wait, they would be like, oh what happened to that Meg check? And the guys would be like, what Meg check? And they'd be like, you know the one who was obsessed with bloody oranges? Oranges and skin. She didn't like, but she thought they were very healthy.

She kept going on about how healthy they were. Pants and oranges and sausages and... Just food in general. How long did you spend over there? A month. Bloody hell. That's all you remember. All she ate is oranges.

And sausages. Oranges and sausages in your pants. Toastbrot, which is toast bread. Yeah. Did you bang over there? Nah, I didn't, no. Unfortunately I was 16 Clint. Ooh, Clint. What's the legal age over there?

Oh, I don't know. Would we hire? Oh, no, they'd be pretty lenient in Germany. I think I hooked up though. Good on ya. I'll do a quick Google and find out if you missed a movie. What you're Googling, Carl has got an idea. An idea for the podcast. Oh yes he does, Carl's day today.

Okay, I was watching Whose Line Is It Anyway. Is that still playing or are they re-watching? No, it's on YouTube, I watch that as I go to sleep. Really? With Colin and the original game. Yeah, Colin and Ryan, because I used to watch Family Guy, but then like they stuck up that you can't have that on YouTube anymore. So yeah, man. That's great I saw this game on there and the way it works is basically you get given a scenario and each of you play So it would go, you know, you're having a conversation. Thanks Clint. That's awesome

Dan will go first Clint will go second and then Meg and then back to Dan But Dan's only allowed to say one word Clint You're only allowed to say two words and Meg's only allowed to say one word, Clint you're only allowed to say two words, and Meg's only allowed to say three words. And you play out the scene. And so we're having a conversation. So I'm gonna give you a situation. I'm gonna give you a situation.

Not three or less, it has to be exactly three. Exactly, yeah. Okay. Okay. Here's the situation. Clint, you're a security guard. Okay. Meg and Dan, we're at the radio awards tomorrow night,

and you know, you guys are up for an award You're just trying to get in but the bouncer Clint is bouncing you And so I'm one word Clint's two, Meg's three Correct So and it goes in the order, can I, does it have to go in order or we can always Yeah, it goes in order Okay Also I always have to speak after Dan

Hi Sup mate We get in Now Excuse me Hi! What's up mate? We get in! Now! Excuse me? We go in! Now! Is she...

No I'm not Bye! Oh no, okay! Yes I am. Hi. Radio passes. Here's mine. Thanks.

Here. Thank you. We go in. Now. Not yet. What's the matter? You prick? No.

Oh, I got buggered, I'm out! Oh shit. See, I knew I'd stuff it up. It was a hard... we go in now. That's good. I think he goes in well. Do you want to change it up and have another go? Okay, can we be... I'm going to be a character this time.

Okay. You were you before. I don't play myself well. Okay, here's the new scenario. That's not what I've heard from your wife. Okay, Dan, your three words. Okay. Clint, not what I've heard from your wife. Yep. Okay. Dan, your three words. Okay.

Clint, your one word. Meg, your two. Okay. And what's the scenario? The scenario is the morning after radio awards. We didn't go too well. And the new Australian boss, Dan, is just telling us that they're letting the show go. Okay.

Okay. Hey guys. Bad. What? No way. Oh, did he say what? Okay. You guys fired. Fired?

We're fired? Damn right. You're fired. Fired? We're fired? Damn right, yeah. Oh, fired. Why though? Cause you suck.

Me? No, us. No, us. No, just Meg. Phil. Fuck off. Fuck you, can't. I agree. I'll go.

Yeah, you should. Amen. You go too. Crislo prick. Damn right sister. Beer? I'm out. Put shrimp on, but on... Oh for fuck's sake! Barbie? Put shrimp on... Put shrimp on... Barbie? Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy? You should have stitched me up!

Oi, oi, oi! You should have got Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy! We could have done together! Oi, oi! Bugger, I wish I'd done that. Oh well. I wonder how often they do that where they sit down on whose lines

and they're like, oh we should have... Damn it! Let's reshoot it! After the show do that when they sit down on Who's Lines and they're like, oh we should have, damn it. Let's reshoot it. After the show eh, when they sit down in the... But they must play the games enough that they go, we'll remember that next time. You know what I find amazing is when they, Wayne, Wayne Brady, the black guy here is so talented, like he'll get people just shouting stuff out from the crowd and then he'll put together a whole song on the spot. You can do that

I also watched them do a show where it was like um like finish the lyric Do you remember that? And they would be like singing along almost like karaoke vibes and then the song would stop and they would have to keep on singing and then you would get like multi-choice all these other what you thought it was That was a different show that wasn't Who's Linus anyway Yeah our mums would have sucked at that Meg but I thought it was a That was a different show. That wasn't Who's Linus anyway. Yeah, our mums would have sucked at that meagre, but I thought it was a cool show and I enjoyed playing it. And you had almost like,

who wants to be a millionaire type lifelines and that, but it never took off. Was it Singing Bee? Was it called The Singing Bee? I'm pretty sure. No, it was Finish the Lyrics. What was that? Yeah, I think it was Finish the Lyrics.

I used to play it all the time and I used to thought I would be good at it, but I would never be able to sing and they all had good singing voices. Yeah, they were all incredible singers. You're just watching these random people effectively sing I would be good at it, but I would never be able to sing and they all had good singing voices. Yeah, they were all incredible singers. You're just watching these random people effectively sing like an American Idol or an X Factor. But then the music stops and it becomes like a game show with them trying to work out.

Don't Forget The Lyrics, that's what it was called. Don't Forget The Lyrics. Yeah, from 2007. Yeah, they pick real random parts of songs. So you'd know the chorus and then you would literally start singing along to the words on screen and then they would disappear and it was so funny what the person would come up with on the fly yeah and they'd be like right this is what you said it wasn't locked in this is what came out of your mouth and here are the options and then the four options were nothing

like that you said so you go oh god I'm in trouble here and then he'd be like sing sing a few of them and they see how it feels coming out of your mouth in the song it was quite fun I enjoyed it but I never took off otherwise I thought Wayne was onto something there with that one good old what he was a very talented I think he came later and there was like the one like a really great example in history where it was already a trio and he came in and was oh it was just as good and he Elevated it even more and didn't feel left out a lot of people came in there was always a fourth one You're the guessing like you suck compared to Ryan and Colin and the one with the glasses. They added that woman

Sounds like the one with the glasses. Greg? Ryan Colin? Ryan Colin? Hey Carl, Greg? How you think of Drew Carey? Which one? Greg, who's the other one? Is he with the glasses? Oh, yeah, that's Greg. Yeah, Greg. Yeah. Hey, Cal. Greg? How you think you've drew Carrie? Which one? Greg, who's the other one? Has he got the glasses? Oh yeah, that's Greg. Yeah, yeah, Greg.

Yeah, not as good, eh? Nah! Was he in the OG and then Wayne came in? The lady, she was doing... What's the lady? There was a couple of ladies in there. Yeah, ladies can do comedy too. Yeah.

There was a couple of women. I'm surprised, Meg, that you aren't an ally and you haven't mentioned all the women that were as part of the Los Llamas in any way. I'm gonna find women funny. That's sad really, innit? So one more round. Well isn't Joe Cole playing tonight? Yeah, he's on tonight. Wasn't he gonna give us tickets?

He did give us tickets. Yes, he can't fucking call us. I've got them, I've just got them, I'm about to send them to you. I offered all of you tickets. Oh that's why I didn't know, yeah because I said yeah yeah I'm keen but then I never heard anything and I was like... I gave you a thumbs up in the chat. I saw it. Oh but that was days ago. Yeah Yeah, but then I thought maybe nothing's happened cuz the gigs tonight he thumbs up you've got the tickets he said right

I've got the tickets. I thought he made thumbs up. I'll look into that. No, I've got double passes for you guys Oh, so I'm actually going tonight. You're going tonight. Yeah Oh, no, you should run it past Joe. I'm not either. I've got um, guys birthday dinner. Yeah. Why don't you take him for birthday? He was not key. On Joe Coy.

I know. Man he's like my favourite comedian. I don't think he's a... Is he playing Spark Arena, eh? Yeah. Is he Spark? Man. And he said that we'd go out to some bar before or after and have drinks.

Clint's gotta be hungover tomorrow. I can't be because we've got radio awards tomorrow night. And you'll be hungover tomorrow. I can't be, because we've got radio awards tomorrow night. And you'll be hungover Friday. It's gonna be a good couple of nights. I can't, because yeah, I've got my best mate's 40th, him and his wife joint 40th. Oh really? Kishan's.

Oh yeah, Kishan. You'll be fine. So I can't be hungover four days out of four. Four days out of four? Why do you give a shit? My dad always said there's no such word as can't. Clint? Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, man, you're gonna disappoint Carl's dad. Yeah, he's dead, you can't disappoint him now. You can't say anything bad, you can't say anything bad about him. He's looking down on you going, Clint, come on. So then I'd say, right, I'm gonna show up to work tomorrow drunk, and then my boss goes, can't. And I'll be like, Carl's dad said there's no such thing as can't. You watch me. Do you know, he still, when he was around,

he still talked about the time, because do you remember like back in the day and I was working on Edge Breakfast with you as well, and he came in and like sat in on a show, because he was like, he just wanted to come and see how did all happen, and he still talked about this. He came in and met you, and you go, oh, bring grandad in today.

Fuck off, I did say that. You did yeah. As a joke? Yeah as a joke I think yeah. Oh right okay so he didn't think I actually thought he was that old. Well he might have I don't know yeah. Anyway he died never knowing so.

Isn't it funny how like I so know that feeling there are some things about I never would have said that but everyone else is like yeah you did and I'm like fuck what was I on? Yeah, you're like, am I in an environment where I felt like awkward or whatever and I was trying to throw a joke out and be funny, and you're like, because why would I do that? That's the sort of shit I do, I'll make a stupid joke just to lighten the mood and it's never good. Isn't that the best though when someone else does it and it's not you, you're just chilling, you're not really as awkward for whatever reason.

And then one of your other mates goes and says something not you, like you're just chilling, you're not really as awkward for whatever reason. And then one of your other mates goes and says something really dumb, and then you're like, oh my God, I can't wait for the person to leave so we can give you shit about that. You know, I look at you and you look at me and we both know, we're thinking the same thing, what the fuck was that?

Like the time that Meg sang the same Piers jingle in front of the CEO of St. Piers. We talked about that on this podcast, didn't we? Oh my God, the St.Piers people are coming, and if you didn't hear that, Yes, we've talked about it a lot, and no, we have to... They were thinking about spending money.

And they did, by the way. And they did, they fucking got ads all over the station. Thanks to Meg. And so they didn't have free sushi. I think Meg thought there was sushi somewhere, and she greased them up, she'd get it, because Meg comes in, and she's like standing by me and they're like, were you, did you come in late and they were already here?

Yes, Client DiClaimant singing. She was all over him like a totem pole. They were like, oh these are the guys from St.Piers and Meg's like, oh I love St.Piers. Shut the fuck up. And they were like, oh cool and we'd already told them that and then Meg goes, St.Piers, you gotta love that. And she was twerking on him. St.Piers, no expression, healthy. And I'm looking at her and no one's saying anything.

And I have this out of body experience. Like, fuck, I need to save you. But if I do anything, I'm going to be as embarrassing as you are. You watched me drown and I watched your face. She didn't stop. Fresh and healthy. It was one of those situations where everybody started clapping. Everybody was sort of with her.

And then it got a little bit in. People were like, she's gone too far. And then it went like, na na na na, St. Pia, St. Pia's. And he went, Oh, there, thank God. What do you say? No one knew what she was doing, if she was serious.

And Meg goes, yeah, so that, I love it. Ooh! I actually call myself physically moving backwards away from Meg. Like, how was I moving back? What a stupid, stupid thing to do. Yeah. And then I text Meg, I text her later on that day, and I just, I think I just said, same BS, you're gonna love this, is she?

I've got nothing. I've got nothing. All I can do is sit here and take that one, because you're both right. Meg sent me a voice message message and she was like, oh my god, stop. I'm getting hot just being reminded about the moment It was almost as bad as the time she basically climbed the guy from Disney Cruise is like a pole. Yeah Remember that? Remember that she was basically like, I'm at Disneyland Disney At least that one got me at Disney Cruise

That one worked Maybe that's where my confidence came from I was chatting with this guy and I remember just being like Oh fuck you know, alright I'll take at Disney Cruise. That would work. Maybe that's where my confidence came from. I was chatting with this guy and I remember just being like, I'll take this one too. I was like, oh hey, I went on Disney Cruise last year. We were lucky enough to get invited on. It was such a great time. Kids love Daniels.

Oh awesome. And then me comes in, hi! I was like, I'm going crazy. Well I'm going to pick up an Elsa costume right now. That's right. And I was like, what the fuck. Oh shit. To be fair, you were now that's right oh shit to be fair you were doing that so that

was a coincidence but it was such an abrupt thing to shout out mid-sentence with no introduction at all what a joy what a joy but then she got it she got it so it all came up Meg didn't it and then every second that's probably where my brain went when I sang Saint Piers your brain was like wait we've hold on we've done this before and we got a cruise we got a cruise. What you think was the best case scenario, he was going to go, fuck, you're getting free sushi for life. I swear to God.

Take this golden sushi card. You have blown me away. Wow. Honestly, I think in my head, possibly a sushi credit card. He was like, I only carry these around for very special occasions. But here you go. Here's a card. That would be, I would watch that show

or like a online mini series on Instagram where the sushi guy goes around and gets people to sing the jingle. It's kind of like the voice and he turns his chair and if he turns around, you get a free sushi for life. This is the Sush. Oh, God. There's no defense here. There's nothing I can say.

That would actually be a funny campaign for St.Pierre's. OK, Meg, final thing before we end the podcast. What's the next thing you... Disney Cruises, you've done that. You've had your shot at sushi. What's one other thing that you'd want? Like if the CEO came in and you would grease them up, what would the product or service be? I want another Disney Cruises. Okay, no, Disney Cruises done. Oh fuck, okay, any travel?

Anything. I'll do anything for travel. Any company, brand? Yeah, so I'll do some sort of visit, you know, visit America or something. Okay, I'm the CEO of Visit America. Okay, here's your... I'm coming in. Oh, fuck don't, Dan, don't. Here we go. And this is your big chance.

Clint, you can help her out. Okay, here we go. I'll help her. Okay, let me find... I will try. Hi, howdy! Oh, fuck no. Okay, hold on. Here we go, start again. take two, take two, take two, take two, howdy!

Fuck, you don't even know which part of America you spoke! Wait, are you doing this as a normal conversation or is it one word, two words, three words? No! Go again! Come in. Oh. Alright, hello. Sorry, I'm introducing you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was his name? Hey, this is Paul from Disney Cruises. No, no, this is America. Oh, sorry, sorry. Disney Cruises. Yeah, this is Paul from South America. Oh, hi Paul. Here's Meg and Clint.

Hi Paul. Thanks for having me in. Thanks for working with us. Thank you so much for coming. Brilliant country. I love America. Do you? Yeah. I've seen a lot of your stuff, Clint, actually. Yeah, I've seen a couple of times.

Meg's very excited. We'd be interested to get you over, Clint, if you could ever. Oh, actually, Paul, my husband's going to go to America for my honeymoon and got canceled because of COVID, so. Right. So Meg's prepared something for you. Right. So if you just feel something for you. Right.

So if you just go stand over there, Paul. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so I get this straight, we'd really love you and your family to come over, Clint. Oh, thank you so much. We actually hired a caravan and then we cruised all around the Rockies and stuff. Oh, so he's already been. And we went up to Alaska and did a cruise through there.

He's already been. I'd love to see it. We could get down. I know he's got a young kid. Yeah, but Meg really wants to show you how much she wants this trip. Come over here then. Show me. Show me how much you want. I want to see a bunch of freak-n-dumb women drop at the hotel. No, it's your chance. He's here, you got a show. Hey Meg, come over and make America great again.

Oh, fuck! I'll write that shit. She one time sang the sushi jingle for the Sushi Guy. Meg will do anything. Right. Come over here. If she'll do that for free sushi, imagine what she'd do for a free trip to the States. Come on. No, I'm fucking leaving.

Yeah, she's not going to twerk. Come on, we all grind up on you. Man, before I trip to Colorado. See you guys. I've got something harder you can grind on. Rova. Music. Radio.

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