The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS I'm not bleeping for the rest of the week

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dan's Only Fans. Podcast, that is. Hey, everyone, welcome to The Only Fans with Clint and Dan. Yes, good to see you, good to hear you. Yeah, no-ash London. She actually moonslights...

Lazy. Lazy. On another show. She moonlights as a lazy. Yeah. No, she's actually got about... How many do you do? The last count there was about 52 radio shows she does.

Yeah. So she's off for doing one of them. We actually poached her from another radio station. Within the company that owns The Edge, they had another one, and she does a show on that one as well. So we were kind of like borrowing her. Kind of like if you've ever watched like Premier League football, players can go on loan.

If they're not being used very much, they'll go on loan and play for another team, but they're still owned by maybe like Manchester United, but they'll let them play for Everton or whatever. And when Meg left, they were like, who do we get that's as good as Meg? And there was no one. and then they're like there's someone that's close

Ash London and they were like where is she and they were like in Australia and then we said is she could we get her over to Morrie Firm and they said yes and then I said can we then lend her from there it was a bit of a complicated situation

yeah it sounded like it was and I'm surprised you were quite you were even privy to these conversations oh yeah but we try and keep it away from you Clint I know you get a little bit prissy with this sort of stuff yeah I'd rather just not be involved with admin Cheth doesn't involve me and me and the big wigs get in the room

and hash stuff out. Don't worry. I always have your best interests at heart. Thank you. What's the latest thing to hash out? I know you're not supposed to tell me. It's just your attitude, really. Oh, really?

We've got to have to broach that a little bit carefully, aren't we? Carl, he's always in them. Oh, Carl's in the meeting stay? Yeah, he's in there. Shit. What are we doing? I was only half listening. What's the vibe?

He takes the minutes. Oh, does he? He's not allowed to talk. He was talking about all these important meetings and stuff that he seems to be a part of where these big decisions are being made, and I knew nothing about him. But he says you're in them too, Carl. That's huge.

Put it this way. I know some people, someone's getting fired. What, at the end of this year? Mm-hmm. Bridges and Nipia's looking worried. Someone's gone. Some head's going to roll. Okay.

Might not be in this room. Might be over there. Might be at Moore FM. Just trust me. Okay. Actually, I probably shouldn't say that because someone might actually get fired. And then it looks like I've been the guy that did it.

No one is thinking, man. Trust me. Okay, right. Hey, it's going to be a short only fans today because this is going to be a short only fans today because this choir that producer Carl has managed to find without pain

is here for a rehearsal or practice for hit the spot on Thursday so you're doing a little bit of a practice with them they're coming back on Thursday morning and we'll see whether you and them can hit the spot because otherwise if you don't do any practicing with them it'll be an absolute dog's breakfast I'd imagine

on Thursday and there's nothing worse than a pitchy choir because it's bad enough hearing one person a bit pitchy but when there's 15 of them all off pitch Surely a choir couldn't be out of, like, key or pitch, because there would be enough that were in key in general if you're in a choir that they would cover the bad ones. You'd hope that, Clint.

And I think we've got one of the best choirs in the country, so hopefully. There's no bad ones. Yeah, there's no bad ones. They're all just, like, in their own right, if they were all singing just solo, they'd be amazing. Right. And have you, as a thank you to your choir, have you sorted out passes to go and see the Wicked movie?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Have you? Yeah. Right. I'll bring it up. I'll put that on the minutes for the next meeting with the management.

I got you a cherry picker. What do you want more stuff? God, he always bangs on about the cherry picket, didn't he? He was great. Tom was awesome. It's not a hard ask. You just go to high put.

In fact, that was probably the easiest of all the three things to get. A high pool, like cherry picker. It's very easy. I also think there's a real drop ball from you like Universal's promoting the film, right? There's been millions and millions of dollars promoting this film, right?

It's going to be the biggest film of the year for them, for Universal. how much money are you getting paid for promoting the shit out of Wicked with hit the spot and the choir and all this stuff add this to the minutes with the management i want money okay got it dan wants to put money question mark you need me in these meetings yeah can we also add to the minutes clinton meetings question mark

i mean some of them we are talking about you maybe we can just leave you make you leave the room when we have those chance i would have just thought there's got to be a slice of the pie for daniel slice of the pie question mark for the slice of the pie maybe you put money first because i really want to nail that down yeah and then uh yeah the fact that you're doing this pro bono as well can you also um bring a pie because i'm now let's talk about slice of the pie makes it's making hungry i'd prefer an apple i'm good at not following instructions what about all the chat about pro bono do you want a bono is it getting giving you a bono well all this chat about pies is definitely

getting me there clip yeah i can't be in the minute especially an american one if you get one Do you know, we've talked about my friend, eh, that had a sex with a lasagna. Hold on, fucking just got whiplash. Jesus. Has anyone got any ibuprofen? What? We've talked about him, eh? You know the one.

No, I don't know that one. I think we called him once. And he denies, of course he would. Of course you'd deny it. Yeah. But he just told me one time, and this is trigger warning. What? For anyone that's broken up with a lasagna before and it's going to get all, like, heard about it.

So he told, this is the way I heard it, and he will deny it. He went home one night, and his wife had cooked a lovely lasagna, and it was sitting on the bench, and she'd gone out, so it was warm, and it had cooled over the afternoon. I think she'd finished it about three, and then he'd got home at six. I'm adding detail, I don't know if it's true. I can tell. He got home.

He'd just been, I think he'd just been at the gym, and he was just, you know, like when you go to the gym, the testosterone's around, and he wasn't that hungry. But what he was is horny And what do you do when you've come home You've got a lasagna on the table But you're not hungry You portion it out for lunch For the next day

And to put your penis into And that's exactly what he did Obviously he didn't do the whole thing I think he cut himself with quite a hearty slice You give him otherwise What a waste to put your penis in the whole thing Yeah It was a mess after it

I can imagine Because he got to push through quite a few layers What did his wife say when she got home And he was none the wiser And then wondered why he was hungry at like 9pm She's like, well you've monstered half the lasagna Why you shouldn't be hungry Well I don't think as I said

He cut a nice hearty portion for what he was doing And then obviously I don't know if he ate it afterwards or put it in the bin but he disposed of the evidence and... I never told his wife. I don't know if she knows although they're not married anymore.

You do the math. But he's now married to a lizard. No. But I don't know what he's doing now. In fact, I'll tell you what he does. He's... But I mean... Allegedly.

You're going to make Neveenviot peep that now, you fucking idiot. Yeah, beep. Beep just... Beep. Beat that as well. But then leave it. Maybe beat...

Of course, of course. This, like, sick I work soon. Beat where I said... And his last name, but beep all that. You never said his last name. Oh, did I fuck. We'll beat that one.

Okay. We'll just get out of this before you make any more work for producing NEPIA. Do you have anything to say to the show sponsor, Dormio? Well, you'd have to ask for that. But apparently he was. was grinning by the end of it. Again, another beat there, which I think you're already caught.

Okay. All right, Dan, good luck. What do you have to say, Clint? Oh, you can't say that. Lodi out, that's controversial. Now, just beat that silence, so it makes him look like he's just on the same plane as me. So if I get fired, he gets fired. See you later, guys.

Man, I don't get paid enough to do this. Radio Podcasts.