The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS I'm not playing!!!

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The Only Fans with myself. Clint, Ash, London and Dan. Sorry, darling. No, no, you go.

We discovered today that a lot of people listening think I'm still Meg. Yeah. Yeah. People were saying, Meg, if you do this, I'll get on the air. Meg, I love your lipstick because you're talking about different things. I'm not even... You know why they're getting me mixed up? Because you're two fantastic, beautiful women

that are inspirational to be able. Me and Megas are so different. Very similar in many ways, but we are quite different. I know, people just think, here, lady. Yeah, your similarities, I think, would be you can, you both feel very deeply. Very empathetic. And some people will say that you're emotional,

but I think that brings negative connotations. Whereas I think feeling more deeply is more of a positive thing to go around life, saying that's your superpower. DMs are just us sending each other really sad things and then the other person writes back with how long it took them to cry and it's usually like eight seconds

and then we do a photo of us crying. Yeah, you two are cries. You don't post it, do you? No, just to each other. I'll show you. You've got a couple of strong tear ducks. You guys cry a lot. I'll cry constantly. Let's see the last thing that made me. Do you think you can run out of tears?

Yeah. No tears left to cry by Ariana Grande, prove that. That's me, the last crying one she sent. That was because I sent her a video of a kid She had a stutter doing a speech at their school. That wasn't a good angle of me. Yeah, well, it's not for public consumption, is it? She's just sending it to me, so it's fine.

Poor me. Love me. She obviously doesn't want to sleep with you then. I was going to... Nah, probably not. Anyone that sends you a photo like that is not trying to keep you on the bench. Is that what they call it? Bench warming? Bench warming, yeah.

Keep you on the bench just because you never know you might want to bring them into the game. I was going to bring this back early this week, but I just kept not, like, getting distracted by it. We used to do a dedication each podcast. Oh, yeah. and we stopped doing it for some reason. So I'm bringing it back, guys. And today, this podcast is going out to Chris Taylor.

You legend. I don't think Chris is a lady or a gentleman. Let's have a look. I think Chris is a man. Hi, Chris. And he's a, oh my goodness me. I've just seen a photo of him. He is one strapping specimen.

Good-looking rooster. Oh, he is. He's a good-looking rooster. Why are you taking your pants off there? Oh, wow, you know. I like to do it for all podcasts. So this one's going out to you. Chris, hopefully it's a goodie.

Move your head high and breech and tough Let the world say what you have got Bring it all back to you Yeah, just don't play too much music What is the maximum amount of music you can play Before Spotify Seven, okay That would have been probably on that

Now here's a question Ash We usually do a segment on a Friday On this podcast called We're not doing guest the fart today We can't do it today I guess he's got an upset tummy. Clint is. I think,

but then is it more of a reason to do it? No way. You guys normally guess them to be pretty, and I'm too lazy because I just sit here in the fart. You leave, but I'm generally too lazy. But you could, there's no reason to stay now.

We've done everything. So I'd have to pack my bag and be ready to go. Why don't you pack? I'm ready to go. Also, if you are a Warriors fan, and you want a bit of a G-up before the game, we did a bit of a tribute. to the Warriors. Going back all the way to

1995, if you download the show podcast, how you'll be able to hear that one. That was great work from you and neat. Yeah, it was really good. Thanks. It was... It was... It was... Someone got my nut, my nut lid. Yeah, you. I gave you some nuts, didn't I? Have you got my lid? Do you want to finish them? Do you want to finish them? They're organic and expensive and I'm not going to eat them now, so do you want to take them in your hand?

Yeah, your organic nuts aren't roasted and don't have salt on them. No, what's the point of having a healthy... Well, I did have a bloody sausage and neck big muffin, but I was about to say, what's the point of having a healthy snack if you're going to make it unhealthy. Will this, gee up, by the way, Waz versus Panthers? So much on the line, so much emotion. The atmosphere is absolutely a legendary.

What a showdown between these two times. Do not look away. Here we go. Watch this. Have you ever seen the like of this? Bam, oh yeah. Now we've got something spectacular. Z sensational

What a game this is Four minute G up is on the podcast I was ready to say up the wires at the end Can I fast forward it to the end? Yeah and then There you go I'm ready No but I want the bit

That goes three words Can't you fast forward on the new Zeta system And also shout out to the white ferns We're playing South Africa this weekend Are they? I thought the black ferns The black ferns are yeah the black ferns Who were the white ferns? Netball?

Netball. Good on them as well. Soccer. White ferns are soccer. That'll be the silver ferns are netball. Why do you hate women, Dan? I don't hate women. My mum's one.

Now... There's a bit of protein bar left in there. That's a bit of an office joke there. But the black ferns and also the all blacks, they're playing the South Africans as well. And can I just shout out also, there's more sport this weekend. Why is it? It's jacking. I've got to think of abandon the one this weekend

Let me just check I don't know, mate He's the man, Liam Wilson I know you're going to come last I'm watching your own Oh now she's hating Just because Oscar Pestri is winning the championship And he's Australian

No, I don't think there is a race this weekend What are you going to do this weekend? Who's winning the weekend by the way? I'm going to the Free Gaza March in the morning So I'm not going to beat that, are you? No, I've got my Federation Football Cup final Tomorrow Oh, so you can't make it to the march.

Oh, no, we're being sort of, you know, playing all season to get into the final. Is that your team that you play? Oh, good luck. Yeah, that I plan. Yeah, thanks. How do you say good luck in today or Moldi? I know Kappa is well done. Is there like a...

Kiyaka? Producinge. That stays strong. Yeah. What would you do like? Good luck or like, you know? Do a quick Google. I just got to Google.

Why maripai? Why maripai? Good luck. And then when you win, I'll say kapai. And then, no, when you win, then you say, Comeo te wehi Like, ooh, too much, bro. Oh my God, that's awesome.

Camo, ka'mo te oehii. Are you going to say, Oremonti, Paki, round of applause? Yeah. I just love a big O-Weh. Owee. My son, all the time, if I do something, he'll be like, paki-pucky, mama.

He claps me. It's so fucking cute. Try this with Buddy when you get home. Just go, Tudera my naewee, and he will know exactly what to do. Just like that. That's the equivalent of Ozzy, Ozzie. Oh, can you do it again for me, neaps? Two teramai naewee

Beautiful Great job You won't remember that Fuck you, man Yeah you won't I get home You'll get home and you'll go Eidi Tuduai na hoooo or something

And he'll go Tutara Mainaui She's already for gongs Not pretty much Tudera Mai naewee Now you get home tonight That's crazy

You can prove me wrong Because I'm good at language and I really care about learning about... You don't need to be in the languages. You can just wear those AirPod Pro 3s. I would never. It's disrespectful for what to learn. They're not out yet anyway, Clint.

They're not out to the like 19th or something. Supposedly you can... I want to put in the Mahi. And get it right and learn. That's why. Speaking of Apple products as well, I saw a funny video this morning where I was like, Apple 2025.

And it goes, and the new iPhone can actually have you filming what you're looking at whilst having a little box that also films you forwards. I think that was AI. That was not real. Are you sure because it was like a shooting forwards whilst practically both cameras are filming at the same time

on your screen? Kind of like a FaceTime. No, that is a thing. Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant there was a fake thing that had a screen looking back at you. You can see yourself. No, it's like filming both cameras

and almost like a FaceTime type scenario. And it's like Apple can do this. And then it cuts to a video and Samsung brought it out in 2013. That's what I was literally about to say. It's called Director Mode, and Samsung's had it for like five years. Oh, over ten, according to Samsung. Most of the stuff that Apple brings out, other companies have done it.

The thing is that Apple does so well is marketing. They said for the first time ever, but what they mean is for the first time on iPhone. The translation with the earbuds feature came out with Samsung a year and a half ago. What the hell are you fucking Mr. Samsung? Yes, I am. I have a Samsung, and I'm proud of it. They get so obsessed. They do, aren't they those Samsung family?

Oh, listen to you, wanking on about your fucking. fucking iPhone. We're actually bagging the iPhone, if anything. Carl, can you just quickly eardrop me that video from before? Oh, fuck off, I'm going. That's the one thing that Samsung needs to start doing is air dropping to other iPhones. Oh, yeah. They've got their own one until you go Samsung to Samsung, but who's doing that?

Who's got a sense? I'll send you a green bubble text. Yeah, and then Carl ends up going, car's e-dropping us in his fucking video. I've just spent 20 cents every time I just text Carl. Is that way where we have a, we all chat on the Facebook message? Because we can't have a... I had to get a fucking Facebook account because of you. Yeah, fucking right, man.

But then I put Ash Brine, I use my husband's surname and then all my mates kept finding me. Like, but not my mates, my mate's parents. Like, oh, you had Facebook? Is that you a thing? I'm like, I'm not on it. I just need to speak to my fucking... Yeah, because you can't get Messenger without Facebook here.

You're not just getting Messenger as the app. No, you have to have a Facebook account. Then people found me. Oh, my goodness, me. We could have just got you on Messenger kids Because my kids have messenger but without Facebook But you just need the kids account So let's play a game just for once

One round of it Alright, it's up to you I'm going to sing the first note and sound Of a famous musical song And Dan has to sing the rest of it What's this got to do with anything We've just been talking about? Shut the fuck up Dan

It's a fun game You ready? Okay On My own pretending pretending she's beside me Is that what it was?

Is that right? Because it's supposed to be pretending he's beside me and he made it She's beside me because he's so masked Oh but there have been Many songs you could have done

Off the back of On Oh my god I didn't even know That yeah I made it so mask Okay that's one It's on my own from La Mise Do you want another one

Or should we just I want another one It's fun game now Clint's turn But I need a musical turn Oh Clint one Oh Clint no Geez

It's a really famous Fucking everything It's a famous Musical solid I didn't actually know. How about, I'll go on, five. Bad boys with the power to rock you, blow in your mind, so you gotta get into.

Five, what you're waiting for? If you want three, three, two, two, one, let's hit it. All right, okay, that's what I should do, boy bands for you and then famous musicals for you. Yeah, good, good. That was actually from rent, five hundred, twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. They did know it. The truth that she loved.

Hey, it was my fucking, it was my song. Okay, dance down. Um... Even if you just say a word... Alex. What? Alex. Alex.

Alex. Who the fuck is Alice? Alex. Okay, he doesn't know that one. How about this? What's that from? I want to know now. Alex.

Alexander Hamilton. Oh, no. I'm not a big hamilton. What if you just sing, Ash, does this work? Will you sing any word? Yeah. And Dan and I is a race to find a song that goes with. Okay. A musical...

Any song? Any song? Any song. Okay. Ready? Do I have to sing it or just a word? I guess you just kind of say the word in it and some sort of melody, and we pivot.

There's nothing better than hearing a gang getting made up on the spot. Ready? Ready? Yeah. Okay. That. Swap friends are for. Very good. For good times.

I love how Clint's made the game so he can just do it. It was originally just musicals. No point for me. Some. Where over the rainbow. Way up high. I just want to watch him to it now. Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide.

Okay, how about this one? I'm just watching Clint now. I'm not playing. Come on, come on. Every. Body wants to rule the world. What the fuck said? Naps is playing.

I just want to join in. I don't know what I was missing. I'm okay, cool, because I can see Dan. If. I could turn back time. Nice, you should have got that, Dan. I'm not playing. Yeah, obviously.

How about. I feel like a woman. Let's go girls. I love this game. Okay, go, go, go. Okay, last one. So. This is Christmas.

What have you done? You know, I haven't, like, most of them just say in a word. Yeah, cool. You want another one, don't you? Do an actual song this time, see if we can get it. So you have to do the note and everything. Now You're gone

I realize my love for you were struck Face-hunter, not what I was thinking Now, go okay Now I do hear, you're gone No Now

I'll do it in the right timing Now Now Now Come on Dan Don't be a little sulker I'm not just

And then I follow up No very good And I did you know very good but it's not it give it again now give us the next word he'll get it

how about it it is da da now uh huh yeah you got it now uh uh don't be scared dad I don't know

now let now let now let I'll let you nope nope nope nope nope that's the same song. Oh, is that?

Yeah. Now that... Oh my God. The light hits the blue on the van. Now let me show you the shape of my heart. The fact that you didn't get that as terrible, Clint. And the fact that we did it on air and then we did it as a not yet released Mime challenge, which you did. And this

Guess the Fart Might be Guess the Shart today Yeah A little bit of information on the fart Before you get into the game A little fun fact I just read somewhere

That farting Burn 67 calories So if you were to fart 52 times a day You could burn a pound of fat a day Just farting Guilty I'm just letting you know

Rebecca our receptionist Has never heard Guess the Fart before And she's just walked into the booth So sorry babes Sorry. Okay. It's embarrassing for you, Clint. I'm going to have to wait for her to go.

I don't do it in front of pretty girls. No offense. I got her. Grab the net, dang, grab the net. It's a big one. Okay. Because you've got off guts today, I think you're going to be very restrained with it.

Because you're not going to want to shoot your pants. So I'm just going to go like. I know Clint and he's going to go. out and I reckon to get a good fart he'll still shit himself so I reckon he's gonna go wait let me get my whole bag ready to go because I'm gonna leave same oh shit okay let me pick my bag as well I'll just tidy up on put my drink bottle away I don't know if I'll get one okay I reckon he's gonna go though normally have one ready or ready hold on Shosh London okay I'm ready

Hey if that started like that I wouldn't keep pushing I promise you I don't keep going I was a faky in case he didn't guess wait I've got to zip up in my bag Oh I think I was close as bad Thank you

Bye A great week guys Damn it Hot Rebecca Receptionists saw that didn't she She saw that and she left Damn it See you guys

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