The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS - Incomparable....

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this. Okay, well I'll say that you're comparable to another fucking negative. How about that? You've been warned. Hey everyone, welcome to the OnlyFans podcast.

If you're new to this podcast, it's not the recap of the show. It's one that sits alongside it. Yeah, where Dan generally overshares and embarrasses himself. And his mum gets to hear a little more about her son than she never realised. Yeah, we all get to overshare on this. And the good thing is you can listen to it. And the person that this podcast is going out to today is the lovely, and in my opinion, just incomparable, Leila Kez. All right.

Nice, Leila. Do you know what incomparable means? Incomparable, yeah. It's like you can't compare them to anyone. Yeah, yeah. There's no one like them. Yeah, they're just one of a kind. Well, but if you call everyone that you dedicate the podcast to incomparable,

then does that not make sense? No, of course it makes sense because they're all incomparable. If I was saying— You said incomparable was that no one is like them and then you said that someone else is incomparable. But we are all, I guess. We are all unique. It doesn't mean that they're the same as the other person that is also incomparable.

It just means that they're all unique in their own way. I'd say that all three of us right here right now are incomparable. But then now, by that then argument, it's not really a special thing to be called at all because you're saying every single person is unique and incomparable. But then now if by that then argument it's not really a special thing to be called at all because you're saying every single person is unique and incomparable so it's like saying you are different to everyone well that's obvious. Okay well

it's like saying I want to dedicate this podcast to Meg. She's a person. Okay well I'll say that you're comparable to another fucking negative cunt. How about that? Who are they? Oh, I don't know. Elon Musk for a start.

Donald Trump. So me and Donald and Elon are the same. Yeah, except you've got far less money than both of them, you loser. Anyway. He's got more money than us, though. Yeah, he does. Oh, fuck me.

If he's a loser, look at us. Couple of bloody fugly poor people. Oh, again, you don't need to say, it had nothing to do with being ugly. It was about being rich and not rich and nothing to do with being ugly. I don't know why that's been brought up every time. No, Meg's right there.

There's no correlation, direct correlation between being good looking and rich. For some people, yes. Elon, no. Yeah, you know. Have you seen that meme going around of Someone's used that Donald Trump and Vladimir Zelensky chat

That was going viral on the weekend Where Donald Trump was, yeah, we're very rude to him And then someone's AI'd Zelensky punching Donald Trump and it knocks him out Have you seen that? And it's so realistic You're like, oh my god, is that real? Yeah, so they've like AI'd Their faces onto two people

and then he just punches them and Donald Trump goes like this, just like flops down. It's hard to know what to believe now. When I watch something even as outrageous as just the existing sit-down chat between the Ukrainian president and Donald Trump, I was like, could this be AI? Because this feels like such a crazy conversation to take place and end up on the internet.

And then when people do put AI over the top of it, you don't know where the AI starts and stops with certain things. Oh, God, yes. So anyway. I think that's what Donald Trump is going to use as a get-out-of-jail card for a lot of things, going, oh, that was AI. And you go, oh, maybe a lot. Oh, you reckon?

Yeah, see if you can. Oh, it's going to get so tricky and messy. I wouldn't be surprised if Donald Trump starts getting people to create AI situations of him doing awful stuff so he can go, well, that's AI, and eventually we'll find out that it is, so that when he actually does do awful shit, he can just use the same argument,

and we'll actually believe it because the last one was. The fact that we're even having this conversation about the President of the United States is unbelievable. But anyway, the fact that that's even possibly happening. I've got some questions for you guys. Yeah, a lot to get to on this podcast. Did I? I don't remember ever saying that.

You said that exact same thing. Shit, did I actually? That's fucking crazy. I'll see if I can actually, this was you, let me see if I can play it for everyone and it will still record into this podcast. Did I actually say that? About the podcast.

Let's do podcast. There's actually a few things. No, I mean not for the podcast. Oh, right. And also I just said I didn't finish my sentence, did I? There's actually a few things. You don't finish your sentence lots of times though where your brain has a new thought. Oh, it drives my husband crazy.

He hates that. Right. I have some questions for you boys. Okay. I'm just following my TikTok. He hates that. Right. I have some questions for you boys. Okay. I'll just find them on TikTok. Here we go. It's an intelligence quiz between the both of you, the fastest to answer. That's what I want.

Just yell out the answer. I don't care. You have to say your name or anything first. Is it one of those ones where there's no wrong answer? Oh, I don't know. There might be a wrong answer. Okay. Here we go.

Dan loved those quizzes. Yeah, I did. Okay. This is quite slow music But that's alright If this speeds you up Fast Okay How many months

Have 28 days in them? One For one For one All of them have 28 days in them Oh Trick question Stupid

Okay No points Didn't know it was a riddle It's literally just the truth Trick question It's all the truth Okay but now I know Where we're

Okay Where we're playing Next question Next question is, which world city has the slogan, what happens here stays here? Vegas. I believe that is correct.

Las Vegas, yeah. Yeah, Las Vegas. Sorry, Clint. Go on for Dan. What is the longest recorded flight of a chicken? 150 metres. Clint, time or distance? Time.

Okay, idiot, Dan. I'm going to go... Dan's answer is 150 metres, not the amount of time. I'm going to go 15 seconds. 13 seconds! Well done, Clint. He's still wrong, so don't... What is always coming but never arrives?

Three, two, one. Come on. Not always. Tomorrow. But it hit... Yeah, okay. And what word is spelt incorrectly in every single dictionary? Incorrect.

Lee. Oh, what a... Good one. I think Clint did win in the end. I think it was one, two. Yeah, so there you go. Was that it? Would you want more?

Yeah, I was just starting to... That was quite a fun quiz. Keep going. Okay, I'll do another one. Good. These are going to be different, so don't even... Hopefully these will just be like general knowledge questions. Dan and I should nail it.

Why do I do these special things for you guys to cheer you up? Oh, I don't think you did really much there except go to a website with funny questions on it. I found something. What did you find? Nothing. I've got something. I've got something for after this. We've got lots to get to, actually.

These are jokes. Would you like to try and finish the answer? Okay. Oh, joke busters. Yes. Why did the tomato blush? I want your best answers. Three, two, one.

Why did the tomato blush? Why did the tomato blush? Come on. Okay, because. Because it was red with embarrassment. Okay, that's an answer. Okay, because. Yeah, not a funny one.

It was not relishing the moment. Both answers, both incorrect. Because it saw the salad dressing. Ah, damn it. Right, why didn't the duck pay for the lip balm? Because its lips were quacked.

No, great, thank you, Dan. That was faster. That's a good one. Lips are quacked, come on. Why didn't the duck pay for the lip balm? Because he is a... Here we go. Cheapskate. It's a bird.

Yeah, I know. A quack quackscape. It doesn't work. He wanted to put it on his bill. Oh, that's quite good, yeah. Okay. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest.

Yes. An alligator in a vest. I need something. I need an answer, Dan. Alligator in a vest. You should see their faces. Alligator in a vest faces They're going red It's going to be something cute

An investigator That's impressive That is impressive You've got one win Why did Darth Vader turn off one light? Because he said Because he was going to be back Because he'll be back

No No you've lost it I haven't watched Star Wars What was his one? I'm your father No Why did you know Because dad's always

Because he wanted to go to the dark side Dad's gone Dad's gone Dad's gone Okay here we go It's all tied up now Clinton I thought you meant he turned off Like one line left,

others on. He turned all the lights off. Damn it. Sorry about that. Okay, this is going to be a fast one. Okay. I need you to be quick. I think we all know this one.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. Yahoo! Here we go. All these get me going, Leaves. I'm all barred up. Oh, now Clint's taking his top off. Oh, I'm all barred up. Okay, here Clint's taking his top off. I'm getting hot. Oh, I'm all barred up, bro.

Okay, here we go. All barred up over a fly without wings. Jesus, you want to get that, Jack. How do you throw a party on Mars? Ooh. Throw a party on Mars. How do you throw a party? How do you throw a party on Mars?

I need an answer. I don't care if it makes sense or not, I'm going to need an answer. How do you throw it? Daniel. How do you throw a party on Mars? You. Yes. Correct.

You. Something about out of this world Party on Mars Oh wait The letters The letters in party on Mars How do you throw a party on Mars? I wonder if anyone's screaming the answer right now How do you throw a party on Mars?

I keep saying it, sorry this is annoying for anyone No do you go to a party on Mars? I keep saying it. Sorry, this is annoying for anyone. No. How do you go to a party on Mars? Clue? No, I need you both to... Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars. It's two words.

You something. There you go. Okay. That's a clue to a party on Mars. You dance. You dance. That's Clint's answer. He's tabled his card.

You dance. You dance. Okay.led his card You dance Dad you've got to give me a one now So you don't get any more time You Say the word 3, 2, 1 Invite aliens

You plan it That sucks That sucks That's not even clever. All right, I've got two more. Two more. Here we go. Here we go.

When is it time to go to the dentist? Tooth-a-court, tooth-a-tootie, tooth-a-tootie, tooth-a-tootie. Woo-hoo! Come on. Come on. Tooth-a-tootie. He's making two loud noises and he's shouting before he has the answer, so I can't even be heard saying 2.30.

All right, the final one. I was screaming in the background. What did the frog order at McDonald's? McRiblet, riblet. No. Oh, fuck. I just went before talking. Yeah, McRiblet is drunk.

It's all good. Clint, you now have some time. Up your sleeve, just a little. No clues. Lily. Ribbit. Frozen croak. Frozen croak?

You're halfway there. I am going to have to give the point to Clint. It was French flies and a diet croak. Well done, Clint. Half a point. A diet croak's quite funny. Hey, that's all we've got time for, everybody. That is. But we've got to need a tiebreaker.

Are you guys tied up? It's not a tie. I still bet you in the joke bit. No. You only got one. And you only got one in the last one, so when you combine your scores across both rounds, it's a tie. I don't care about the scores.

You can give it to Clint. Okay, thank you. No, no, no, no. the scores. You can give it to Clint. It was just... Okay, thank you. You loser! You loser! This is where I can hear Dad's mum Julie saying, Clint's a sore loser. I'm going to go back afterwards and edit out the bit where you said loser in a chat earlier,

and I'm going to ask you what you are, and you're going to say a loser over and over. And you're going to be gone, so I'm going to stay late and do it. Who's the real loser to stay late? The funny thing is, I think Clint doesn't realise how much of a loser he comes across when he does stuff like this.

It sounds like I'm a loser, but Dan, if I'm a loser, what does that make you? I'll save you an edit. Loser. One more time. Go on, nice and clear. Loser Great

It's less fun when he's playing along I'll see you tomorrow guys Alright We'll see you later Clint, Meg and one giant Fucking negative cunt Negative cunt Cunt

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