The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS is gravy a sauce?

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

This is a podcast from Rova. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dance OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Jory everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast. Back from a long weekend. Feeling rested everybody. Very, very rested.

Oh god yes. Oh yeah. I mean I was away, here's the thing, I went to Melbourne over the long weekend. And because Hannah is, brilliant mum, isn't she? One of the greats. Oh, feels like you're about to throw her another bus. She didn't want to change George's sleeping habits.

So we were in bed by 4.30 in the afternoon. Fuck off. Every day. What are you wearing? We were. 4.30 and you went to bed! So we were in our hotel room that had, it was just one room, so we had his cot next to our bed, so, and he doesn't sleep unless it's pitch black dark, because he's used

to it at home. You went to bed at 4.30am in the afternoon? Afternoon, every day. And what time did you wake up? 4.30am in the morning. So we'd get up at 4.30 in the morning and go for like, hang around the hotel for like an hour until we couldn't bear it any longer.

And then when it was still pitch-black, that dark, like at 5.30, 6 a.m., we'd then go for a walk around the dead Melbourne city until about seven when stuff started opening. Why don't you just say to her, we're not doing that. How did you do? I don't have any pull in that shit. You keep saying you wear the pants.

No, but no, and in fairness, I was an ally in it. I said, yeah, good on you Hannah. How do you work out dinner and stuff then? Because obviously you can have dinner, if you're starting late. We had late lunches. Yeah, so you have like 3.30, and then because you're with your mom and your brother,

so you just never went out for dinner or anything? No, we never went out for dinner, so we went out for lunches. And then what about, because sorry Clint, I just have so many questions about this. Didn't they go for their dinner? Like a... Like if we'd gone for longer, if we'd gone for like a week, we would have changed it. I get it, I totally get it.

We were literally there for three nights. I've never heard of adults going to bed at 4.30. This is why we never really went on holiday, because we have a kid that would just... You take a 14 month, 15 month year old kid overseas... 15 month year old? Hold on, let me get my head around that. One half. He's just being a haterater isn't he? He's being an asshole. He's a beard if you wish. So you're finally catching up with your bro, you're living in his town of Melbourne. He's like let me take you out and let's get let's let's bro down. Haven't seen you in a while. Sorry man. It's 3.45 in the afternoon I'm gonna be in bed in 45 minutes. No George does but I had to... And what'd you do when he was in bed? Cause you wouldn't have gone to sleep.

I know you would have had sex, surely. But then, do you get like room service? Is that how it works? No, we... One night I went out, I said Hannah, I'm gonna sneak out and go like really quietly and get something to eat cause I'm starving. And she was like, okay, so I went out and did that.

And then I brought her back a bit of chicken. Yeah, Nando. She like ate that in her bed depressingly. In the dark? In the pitch black dark. I had to sort of like put the chicken wing near her face. She was sort of like, I could felt her... Ow, ow, there's my fingers. So yeah, that was quite depressing.

Did you take your laptop and like watch movies on the bed and stuff like that? No, of course not. You could actually get a head-bones at least George won't hear it. Yeah, but he would wake up to the light of the screen. Well, he can suck it up, Buttercup. You could actually get a head-bones at least George won't hear it. Yeah, but he would wake up to the light of the screen. Oh, well he can suck it up buttercup, you're on holiday. Yeah, but if we're away for longer things would be different Clint. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah, see me get it.

How long? You're away four days. How long do you have to be? Seven. Yeah, you mean Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday? Yeah, no, but seven I think would be maybe that's when you start just being like, oh, we'll deal with it. Yeah, seven days, then you go, we'll change his sleeping routine for the week. And then we'll have to, and then you, because then you have another week once you return getting him back to his old routine. Because he's not going to be at 4.30.

He's in the end, he's got no jet lag. He's going to be at still his normal time, 8.30 or whatever it is. Oh, it's all fucking hunky dory in the Randall household, isn't it? Now, no, I care in the fucking world. Well, I wish that was me. Unfortunately though, we can't all have fish tanks, Teslas and pools. Yeah.

Hey, I did my time. Yeah. Yeah. You tell me what it's like when you've got a second one. You've clearly forgotten about your time. I have raised a lot of it from my actual memory. My wife will tell me about stuff, I'm like, I don't remember that.

Yeah, OK. It gets easier, I that's wild. I tell you what though he is such a joy of a little boy. Isn't he gorgeous? Oh he's so good he's such a good boy he really is anyway but also he would fucking sleep. That's because he's never been pushed out of his comfort zone. No no he's a good boy he really is really is he was good on the plane as, although air hostesses were loving him. Going on a plane. He's so cute. Yeah, he's gorgeous. Look at his eyes. So you actually are, that question, well rested because you were having 12 hours. Yeah, I was. Fuck that. I slept more than I... Yeah. 4.30pm to 4.30am.

It was an expensive place to go just for a couple of sleeps, that's for sure. Anyway. Why don't you just... I'm trying to work out how you could have done, what have you, I mean it's shit to go out on your own, but you've got to tag in and out, so you went out one night, caught up with your bro, and then your wife goes out the next night. Disney cruise kind of thing. Alternate. Well, hold on a second, no we didn't alternate at all, the guy just went out every night. Honestly, I've just realised, I didn't go out once.

That man went and did quizzes, he went to the bar, on the boat, I stayed in with the kid the whole time. So, no, that doesn't work. But I get it two days, like two nights or three nights, I'm not changing my kids routine, fuck that. Think about your future selves. Think about Australia as well, while we're on this, we'll move on.

But I went, that's so busy in Melbourne at the moment I don't know if it last because I've been a couple of times and I've never remember it being this busy but I went to the one of the big malls there and there's the toilet there's queues for the toilets that's how busy it is like boys toilet yeah men's toilets and there was a big queue like for both like the men and women were in the same place Hannah was like I'm gonna go shopping you go to the toilet so I I went into it and I was queuing and it was just a line of mixed people because they were both queuing for the respected toilets.

But the queue was so long that it was out the door that it was just men and women waiting in the same queue. So I got to the end of it and it was my turn next so I just waltzed in, went into a cubicle, shut the door and I started weeing and realized I'd walked into the women's toilet because I could hear a lady next to me talking. And I'm like, fuck. And so I had to at one point, I'd finished weeing and because there was a queue, I had to literally as a man walk out of the women's toilets and all the looks I got from people being like, you fucking...

Like, because it would have looked like I'd just gone in there as a man, cause I- It's disgusting. I know, I know. Yeah. They don't know what your identify as? Exactly Clint, Isaiah, I said I could have identified as a woman.

Could have, you don't, but they don't know that. They don't know that, yeah. Shouldn't be judging you with their eyes. Since we've actually gotten like kind of into this podcast, we're gonna put an interview in, but I've got a couple of would you rathers now that we've been talking about dance. Oh, yeah. Would you like to do that?

Oh, go on. I wrote them down for us. Would you rathers? Yeah, I wrote them down. I like a good would you rather. Yeah, I'm just gonna couple, and me and my husband really struggled with this one. Okay. I do love one where you go, oh, it's that you've cracked it because I don't like either or oh I can't choose because they're

both equally awful. I've got two would you rathers that I wrote for my weekend and one of them is just a question so two would you rathers and a question from my weekend of Matariki and being at hospital most of the time. Okay right and I've got a great one too if you want that I think is the best would you rather. Well then do you want to go first so you don't fuck with shit on mine? Is that the one where your mum's standing but laying behind you, no in front of you, and your dad's laying behind you and you have to go backwards or forward into one of them? No, no, that's disgusting. Oh, neither. Right.

You go Meg, you go. This one I actually stole from online but I thought it was brilliant. Would you rather give up kissing? So it's kissing your wife, or even your kids. You know, kissing, no kisses. Even kissing your dog, you know what I mean? Like, no kissing, whatsoever. Which is instantly to me, like, no, I love kisses. And that really gets me going as well. Like, I feel like if I start a good kiss,

I can't not finish with sex. It sounds terrible, but I... Does Guy know that? Yeah, if Guy kisses me well he knows it's happening. Imagine that, just having the skeleton key... He must be a good kisser. ...to a door that you can always open. I avoid his face if I can see it's coming. Jesus Christ.

I'm like, no... You avoid his face if you can see it's coming. If I can see that, you know, if I can see he's about to give me... Imagine being able to do that. Yeah. Far out. It's like a cheat code. So give up kissing. I know you've told me before that Jamie has really good kisses, Clint. You've told me that. She's like a really great kisser.

Yeah, but sometimes she'll stop doing it because she knows what's going to happen. See? Okay, so give up kissing altogether. Okay. Or give up sauces. No tomato. I don't really... No ranch. No mustard. Nothing. S really. No ranch, no mustard, nothing. Every burger you have is dry.

Sate's gone, Clint. Everything's dry. Well, all sauces are gone. All sauces. So what if I had like, could I have spaghetti bolognese? Dry. Like, so it's just mince.

Yes. No, no, no. But you can still put tomatoes. Or do you wanna say just condiments? Should we say condiments? You still crush tomatoes, it would create some sort of a. Yeah, condiments? Should we say condiments? You still crush tomatoes and create some sort of a... Let's say condiments mostly. So let's do like your ranchers, your soy sauce, your ketchup, your aioli, your mustard, your satay, all of that.

I'd give up condiments. Yeah, I would too, but imagine having a chicken nugget from McDonald's with no sweet and sour sauce. No, it's nothing. You're having a dry burger. Yeah, but imagine you being able to kiss. Mo, I better be hooking up with me all the time. I'd be so pissed off. Could you use like a little bit of their kiss juices? Oh, yuck. I just feel like next time you're putting sauce on your plate

or you look at a burger or a sandwich or anything you have, imagine a life where you couldn't have any sauce. If you couldn't kiss your kids though. I know, right. I mean, you obviously have to give up sauces, but it's a fucking depressing life. Okay, so we all chosen sauces out into the producer booth and we've all given up sauces 100% sauces yep yeah sauce Nah I'll give up sauces no one kissed me anyway

He's like give me my ketchup He's like I'm getting sauce every day but no kisses I love kewpie mayonnaise it's so yummy You know the actual karma would be that tomorrowipia like bumps into this drop dead gorgeous woman who just wants, who's like a necrophiliac, no. A necrophiliac? No, no, no. Necrophiliac?

Necrophiliac is someone that has attracted to dead people. You weren't supposed to say that about me on the radio. No, this chick's like a necromaniac and you're not allowed to make out with her but you keep trying. It'll just be neat to see that she's a necrophiliac guy. Poor guy. Okay, next, would you rather... Would you rather always have that blinding sun in your eyes when you're driving? Nightmare. There's nothing worse. I think it's one of the worst things.

You can wear sunglasses, but you'll always, like at all times of the day, no matter what, the sun is directly in your eyes. I'm always like that, like squinting. Yeah, always. I'd never get laid then. No one would even want to kiss me. Always have the sun in your eyes when you're driving. Or every single table that you sit at, it wobbles, no matter if you put tissues underneath it or try and fix it.

Wobbly table. Wobbly table every time? I'm squinting constantly. He's probably not even going for dinner, he goes to bed at 4.30 in the afternoon when he's on holiday. You can imagine that trying to sleep and I'm squinting. No, no, no, sorry. Only when you're driving. It's only when I'm driving.

When you're driving you've always got the sun in your eyes. You can wear sunglasses, but you always, whenever you're eating, you're always at a wobbly table. I think we drive more than we sit at tables. True, but sitting at tables is about enjoyment too, isn't it? And I love driving. You know, to me, sitting at a table is like a dinner table. Can I fix the table? No, you can't.

Like if it's wobbly, I can't go, like I can put the sunglasses on. You can try, you can spend your whole fucking dinner trying to do it, it will always wobble, and you'll be sitting there mid-convo with somebody that's's wobbly I can't go in like I can put the sunglasses on You can spend your whole fucking dinner trying to do it It will always wobble and you'll be sitting there mid-convo with somebody I'd be silly to keep trying to fix it then if Yeah you would You figure it out perfectly Put a piece of paper folded up receipt underneath the roof Yeah Carl?

You know what would be the hard one about the wobbly table thing is Cause it would get to a stage where people know you for that And they'd never want to sit with you and eat with you So true, Carl would be like I don't wanna go, Carl he's got a wobbly table Yeah she's got a curse about the wobbly table Plus it would drive me insane. I'd pride myself on being able to fix anything by tinkering with it,

and I wouldn't be able to fix it. Carl could never have a conversation at the dinner table because he would always be fixing the wobbly table. The table fix everyone. The driving thing just affects you. Yeah, because... You can't wear sunnies. No, but then people wouldn't want to travel with you

because Meg's always squinting it all over the road when she drives. Yeah, if you're sitting in the front seat, it's for you too. So if you're, you know, a passenger princess, they've got the sun on their eyes. I think I'd go to the wobbly table. I just think it'd be, I'd be like, I'm always going to the wobbly table. It'd be fucking annoying, but yeah. I'm going wobbly table. Wobbly table, everyone going around the room, wobbly table, Nepia, Carl, Bella.

I think I'd squint while driving. I really enjoy like sitting down and having dinner with my flatmates. Yeah, unless you're having dinner with us. And then he's gone and chose to have the stable table. Maybe he's just having sauces and bowling tables and stuff. Okay, and then the final question. This was the one, this came up after giving up Cassino's sauces, is gravy sauce?

No, it's a gravy. What a stupid question, next. Well, it's a gravy. What a stupid question. Next. It's a sauce. It's a sauce. No, no, no, no, no. You use gravy differently to a sauce. You don't put gravy on the side and dip stuff in. Gravy is poured over.

You can get chips and they literally pour gravy over chips. No, no, but they're supposed to be poured over. They give you the little bottle to be poured over. Like a... No, you go to the Fed and to be poured over. They give you the little pot all to be poured over, like a... No, you go to the Fed and you get a little pot of gravy. You get a pot of gravy. They pour it over, it's called poutine. It's poured over.

You go to the Fed, you get a chicken sandwich and you get a little saucer, like a side of gravy. That's rarity. But it's still treated as a condiment. Gravy is not a sauce. I'm still open to the argument because I don't really know which one is more convincing. Not producer Carl.

Surprise on the fence. Quick question for you. Have you ever seen gravy in a squeezy bottle like a ketchup? No, I haven't. Exactly. There you go. Exactly. Carl, is that your name?

But you can get it as a condiment. Gravy in as a condiment. Yeah. Nah, yeah, I don't think it's a source. That was a stupid question. You just started with that one. Okay, well Google says yes, gravy is considered a condiment. But it's not a source.

But it's the same thing. was a stupid question. You should have started with that one. Okay, well Google says yes gravy is considered a condiment. But a sauce? Not a sauce. But it's the same thing. Your question was is it a sauce? Okay, is gravy a fucking sauce? It's not. Is gravy a sauce?

Yes, gravy is a sauce. Yeah, well they're both wrong. It's a savoury sauce. No, it's not right, it's wrong. Not everything you read on the internet is true. Right, no, everything you say though is... Oh, I'm saying that... Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay, final one. Baboon's ass or baboon's legs? Legs. No one wants a baboon's ass, Jesus. You can cover your ass.

90% of the time, people wouldn't know Meg's got a big baboons ass until she takes her pants off. Nah but you could it's just so big and like... Yeah but people might just be like oh she's got a nice ass but then when you pull it down... Do you think baboons have nice asses? I reckon if you put jeans on a baboon you go... I'm gonna look up baboons, ass and pants. I'm gonna have a look. Say that for producer's story. Anybody else? No yeah Dan I don't think I think it would just look like you've got tumours. No it's awful isn't it? No no but that's a bare arse if you put on a pair of jeans.

No even if you put a pair of jeans on I feel like you'd know that's a baboon arse. Imagine if you were like an arse guy and then you found out your wife went and chose the baboon arse over legs. It could be like. I don't know Clint I reckon you still would if it was Megan Fox. Oh, fucking hell. Make sure your photo's nasty. Jeez, it looks like massive lips. Like someone's gone and got a botched job on their lips. Yeah, jeez.

Um, should we tag on Guy Montgomery to the end of this pod? You still want to? It's now 15 minutes. Well, I guess you could either just... One thing is you could just end this podcast here if you've had enough, or we spoke to Guy Montgomery and you can carry on listening. We're going to grab a bit from our chat with him and play it on air tomorrow. But then this way he gets kind of bang for his buck twice.

Yeah, except he's in after baboon ass chat. That's true, and does he want to be associated with that? Because I'm trying to do him a service by putting his chat and advertising his show on another platform, but you're right. Will he want to be? Tagged onto Baboon ass chat. He's come secondary to a bit of baboon ass. He wasn't supposed to but that's the way it's sort of shaken down Who'd you blame for that? I mean, what do you think Meg if you were Guy Montgomery, you spoke to him, what do you think he would want? I think he'd want his own. His own podcast.

Yeah, he's a premiere comedian. But I don't know if he'll get his own podcast because I'll pull the best part from our chat and play it on air. Yeah. And then he may not get Oh, I see what you're saying. an OnlyFans podcast.

Okay, if it's either this or nothing, then this. Okay. Yeah, so that's... Okay. I feel like he's quite like... Alright, well then, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show, New Zealand funnyman, Guy Montgomery. Thank you. One of our favourite comedians, Guy Montgomery, joins us in studio. Yes, I do. Gilda? Gilda, yeah, I'm us in studio. Yes, I do. Kia ora. Kia ora. Yeah, I'm in the studio.

Good to see you. And it's good to see you too, Dan. You know what, I've seen Guy many times over the weekend. I went to Melbourne just for the long weekend for Matariki to spread the word. Oh, you told Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have landed well. Yeah, they loved it.

They loved it. Yes, and you were everywhere over there. I was. Lots of billboards of you. Oh, yes. Yeah, I saw one on the way to the airport, them saying Spelling Bee, it's on. That's amazing. Yeah.

That's so cool, I haven't even seen those. Have they run that past you? No, they don't. But I wouldn't tell them not to do it. No. We made the Spelling Bee a new season of the Australian, Gomry's Gomry's Spelling Bee just came out.

And the ABC, this has been a big hit for them. So it seems like they've gone ballistic. Yeah, they are. How did that name come about by the way? Guy Montgomery's Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee? It came about because the first ever episode was on my YouTube channel during lockdown and I was like this will just be a one hitter. This was just a throwaway title. Like I didn't think it would get to where it got to. Yeah, right. And then no point.

Exactly. But the crazy thing is at no point did anyone try to negotiate me down. Because it's objectively a bad title. It's a terrible title. By its work in wonders. It looks great on a billboard. I'll say that. No one's going to mistake anyone else for having that spell and show you.

You're the one laughing all the way to the back. Yeah. Very, very good. Now you're also taking your comedy tour to Auckland in August? Yes. 15th. You got all the information correct. It looks good.

I'm going to take it to Auckland, where I live, on August the 15th. I'm going to leave my house. I'm going to go to the Kiri Takanawa Theatre at the Aotea Centre. That's a long walk though. Yeah, it is too long to walk. I'll probably, I'll drive I reckon. Yeah. And I'll look forward to the parking around that area.

It's a joy. On the summer. Yeah, so I'll park underneath there. I'll pay whoever owns that real estate, a shit ton of money, sorry for cussing. Yeah, I think it's Wilson, he owns it doesn't he? Oh, I'll tell you what, that guy Wilson is a criminal, isn't he?

Can we say that? Yeah, it's a nightmare. When I lived out in Christchurch, I think Wilson, every building that fell down after this guy, they just make it a Wilson car park. They can't afford the land, they must just lease the land and then you're paying like $10 to park in a pothole for now. It just drives me crazy. It's wild.

It's true. It's wild. And none of this is in the show by the way. This is all just off the cuff. This parking riff? Don't worry about it. The name of your show, I've noticed so many things it would be unfair to keep them to myself.

What are lots of the things or some of the things you've noticed lately? Some of the things I've noticed. Well, I'll tell you a secret. You've got to submit the show title before you submit the show. So what I do, I go broad and I think what is it catch-all for anything that I could think of? But when I was writing the title I was sort of trying to boil down stand-up to its constituent parts and it's different for everyone But for me, it's like it is just what I notice. Yes. I'm just relaying funny things I said, that is the essence of stand-up comedy. They say talk about what you know

Yeah, that is exactly what they say so So far you know a lot about parking. Yeah, and I cannot emphasize enough that's not in there. But no, the show is good. So obviously when I came up with the title, the show didn't exist. But since then I've toured it all around Australia. I performed it. I did it in Wellington as well. Shout out to Wellington. I've done it over 50 times now.

And this is the last stop on the tour So this is the this the homecoming. It's the finale and it's um, it's hot to try it. The show's freaking crack up Yeah, we hate I mean you can say that yourself. How well really yeah, I know I know I'm from New Zealand and I believe in myself Sometimes doing the joke and they're like laughing either before knowing what's about to come or at the end once it has? Not quite. I mean you can sort of, like, that is a genuine performance technique or a tick in some instances where, you know, you can sort of hold the hand of the audience towards a laugh by laughing. But I do prefer to let them make an assessment of it. This is a hundred years. Smiling when you talk though is a good way

of encouraging people to think what you're saying is funny. You've obviously had a lot of success in Australia because a lot of the New Zealand comedians are now doing a lot of work over in Australia. Melanie Bracewell, yeah. Yeah, I mean, Ursula, one of them as well. She's doing so well over there. And I've seen a lot of you and Chris Parker on tour.

How did that love affair start over there? Because you guys are just, you're just staying together, you're rooming together. Well, we met in doing Snort, which was an improv show in Auckland, and we got along, Gangbusters, and then we'd used to go over when a lot of the New Zealand comedians were all still living in Auckland, we'd go over and we'd stay in a bigger flat or apartment or whatever for the Melbourne Comedy Festival, which is a month. And then after COVID, circumstances changed

and it got whittled down to just Chris and I going over. We shared an apartment in 2022, it would have been. And we stayed in a suburb and then we thought that was so much fun, let's do it again. So every year we do Melbourne, we'll go and stay in a different suburb of Melbourne. And it's just the lads rolling around to having some laughs.

Do you pick a suburb out of a hat or are you like working through from worst to best to worst? We're certainly not factoring in the worst suburbs. It does feel kind of unnecessary when we're going for a month and trying to give ourselves a good time. Basically, we've got a list of the suburbs we'd like to see what it's like to be in for a month. Oh, nice.

The good ones. It is good. Yeah, yeah. It's an interesting idea. I'll put it to Chris. Have you ever thought about living in the boonies, way the hell out of town? Yeah. Are you still with Chelsea, your partner?

Yeah, I am. That is a crazy breakfast radio question. That would be awkward if I said no. What if I said no? No, because I was... That's one of the most mental strategies I've seen. Also, that was like you were somewhere else and then suddenly you had something and you're like, Hey, you used to go out with that person you used to go out with?

Are you still with your partner? Yeah, he is. How things at home. Chris Bagger's openly gay. I know. I can't believe it. He came out. When he goes and lives with another dude for a month that would be like my wife letting me go and live with some attractive woman in a strong self-control clique.

Well, obviously, no. While Chris and I are together, we are rooting the entire month. It's sort of an insane childhood version of the world you live in where anyone who lives with each other for a month is going to climb into bed and have sex. That's well, that's well. If your husband was going over to the comedy with some hot chick and she was single, you would not be as chill as guys to Justin Chris's. If they were friends, yes I would be.

Yes, if they were friends. Me and my shit hotel room, we didn't fuck. Yeah, I know, we were the only people in the world that shit hotel room, that didn't fuck. We even pushed our beds together. No, we tried. You wake up with these people every morning. You guys aren't even orgy's before the show every morning.

Not every morning. You've all got sexual organs. I like that the entry to that question was, first of all, are you still with your partner? As though if I wasn't, I would destroy Chris's marriage because I'm now single The internal logic doesn't support the question. She always has a shield for you being like more I think in Hollywood the term is a beard A beard. Yeah, not a beard.

A what? A beard. How chastity's not his beard? A beard is when a gay person might have a public facing partner to suggest a heterosexual relationship because they don't want that to be part of their... Jamie's close beard. You sure know a lot though, a guy for not having a beard. Yeah, that's right.

I've had a look into it. One other random question. Comedy must be going very well for you because are those your real teeth? Because they're beautiful. Thank you so much. These are my real teeth and you know I didn't even have braces and I've not had anything done to them. I went to the dentist first time this year in like three years. And the dentist was like, you are not flossing enough. And so now I'm flossing more. Wow, that's just all natural.

Yeah, I was born with these. Well, not with these exact ones. Do you have these ones? Which ones? When you're born. Do you have all your teeth in there? Yeah, they're all still in there. They're just up in the gum. Whoa! Are they?

So you got two sets of teeth. You're like a shark when you were a baby. I had four when I was... That's too many. I got them all pulled out. Yeah, you're right. You had to get two sets of teeth pulled out? Yes, even when I was 10.

That's mental. My son was born with a tooth already out. Oh wow. He chewed his way out almost. Like he had, it was 10. That's mental. My son was born with a tooth already out. Oh wow. He chewed his way out almost. Like he had, it was rare. Chewed his way out. It was rare. Bloody poor Hannah.

What do you mean? You chewed his way out. They were like, this is rare, he's already got his teeth coming out. Yeah but. No, he didn't actually chew his way out. That was a metaphor. It's crazy to, yeah, these ones locked and loaded from birth. Wow, that's good stuff.

1988. I was born with these gleaming pearls. Good genetic. You are perfect, aren't ya? Maybe I'm obsessed with it at the moment because my daughter, who's only like nine, went to a... Only nine? It's the oldest she's been, give me a chance.

She went to a... I remember when she was eight, seven, seven. Well, the donters, they want to charge me $5,000 to fix her teeth. I was like, they're not even all out yet. Oh my gosh. They might sort themselves out. It's so expensive.

Oh, and so now. What are you gonna do? Fly her in the bin. Get a new one. Get a new one. Find one of your old rejected sets from a newer tent and put those in. Fly them all down to Vinny's.

I think Vinny's are cheaper. Yeah. They just don't do them on kids that often. Yeah. Oh, great. I've laughed so much. Oh man, you're often. Oh great. I've laughed so much. Oh Matt, you're hilarious. Well thank you so much. It's been one of life's simple treasures to be here.

And I'm so happy to announce to your listeners that Chelsea and I are still together. That's a burning question. And also, if you're not going to be performing until mid-August, what are you doing between now and then? I am touring Australia. Aussie is still doing the Aussie stuff. I still go to Australia, but I don't imagine there'll be many Australian listeners to this particular part of the industry, you know. But yeah, I go to Australia. The season of Australian Spelling Bee's just come out, so I worked really hard on that. So when I'm not touring, what I'm doing is enjoying some time off.

Good on you. Oh, that's great. That's what you work towards isn't it? Time off. Legitimately. Yeah that's why we all do our job. I think there's so much, there's a concept, like I don't know, the idea is that you have to keep going. Yeah. But when you find a window to take the time out, dang it feels so good. Yeah. So I'm loving that. And it's always nice when you have the time off but you know that when the time off's finished

you've still got something to go back to. Yeah I think a big part of being able to enjoy So I'm loving that. And it's always nice when you have the time off, but you know that when the time off's finished, you've still got something to go back to. Yeah, I think a big part of being able to enjoy time off sometimes is knowing that it is not permanent. Yes. If it was just time off as far as the calendar can see, that would be a concern. At what point does the holiday just become unemployment?

Exactly. I think it's, I don't know, when you run out of money. Yeah. That's the general rule. All right, get out to... We're stoked to have you doing so well over in Australia as well. Hey, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still, but I'm still here. I still live here and I'm performing here on August the 15th. Auckland, yes. In Auckland at the Kiritokanua Theatre. Yeah, tickets on sale now. The big time. Yeah. We've got lots of them for you. Okay, thank you so much, guys.

Thanks for having me, appreciate it. We've got lots of them for you. Okay. Thank you so much. Thanks for having me. Appreciate it.