The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS it smells like onion bhaji!!

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint, Meg and Dan It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans But most of the time it is I have a bone to pick with Dan Oh good, welcome to the OnlyFans everybody Hello Meg coming out of the gate, ha!

She's got a bone to pick with me And the thing is it's my fault And I'm just lashing out But it is in my fault Because if Dan was to jump off a cliff I wouldn't follow him would I Clint that'd be fucking stupid of me. Yeah, my mom used to always use that You see monkey do I've copied Dan. Oh, you could go on a brutal watch. No Have you started?

There's so many things we could do Have you started becoming a big giant loser? Oh my god, have you been vacuuming in a different way? No, we were filming something a little while ago. It's yet to come out. Bouncing on your toes? And no, we had to drive there. We had to drive quite a distance to get there and I was following Dan on my maps.

I ended up deleting maps because I stayed behind Dan the whole time. And when we got out of the car he goes, you see me? And I was fucking racing around those bends. And you remember saying that to me? I did and I was... I've got two speeding tickets. From that journey? Yep. I haven't. What about Dan?

I just got them this morning. You might have. You got speeding tickets trying to keep up with Dan because you're on the gas, off the gas. Following him. Oh, he's the thing, Clint. I know that road very well and I know those speed cameras. There's two of them on that trip. And I slow down for all of those.

But Meg, if you're lagging behind, then you're speeding up to catch up to Dan. Yeah, because I was following him. Oh yeah, I know what you should try and do. Try and email the police and try and get out of it because you were trying to follow your mate. See how that goes. Yeah, it's not, no, I have to pay it very clearly. Both in a six, I think, terribly 60 zone. God, I didn't see that.

How fast were you going? Um, 67. That's not too bad. 30 bucks? 80 bucks? No, I don't know what they are together actually. My husband just said we've got two speeding tickets. And he told me that they're in the area that we were and I feel very angry at myself. He goes, no, how tight I am with money at the moment and I'm pissed off.

Was that at Coatesville? Was there one at Coatesville? Both in Coatesville. Yeah I know that one well I always break. Wait, what's the rule? If the speed is 60, my brother-in-law used to say you're allowed to do 10% over they give you 66. I thought it was just 10k threshold all the time. I think it is. So you could do up to 70 in a 60. No, because I have absolutely got tickets for less than 70.

Just in the mail this morning. For doing 67 in a 60. And a 69. And 69. That's the other one. 69. Yeah. Very naughty.

Honestly, there's no excuse. Wasn't it 50? No, 60. That's what it is, 60. You know what will cheer you up, Meg? Guess what. It's gonna cheer you up, isn't it? 60, this one is 60. You know what'll cheer you up Meg? Guess what? It's gonna cheer you up, innit? It is gonna cheer me up.

Fuck, I'm so mad at myself. Honestly, I'm eating fucking shitty fucking slice fucking cheap ass bread and jam for breakfast and I go on fucking hundred something dollars on speeding tickets. We're gonna have to put the explicit one on this one. She said, do you have food about seven times? Hundred something dollars on speeding tickets.

Do you know how? And Meg's having sandwich white bread instead of toast because there are more slices in it. Oh my god, it makes me so angry at myself. Imagine how many toast bread loaves you could have bought. Yes Clint, I do. Thank you. I'm really pissed off.

I'll bring you in a loaf of Vogels on Monday. It's not worth it guys. I'll bring you in a loaf of Vogels to say sorry. Oh thank you my rich friend. Yeah, I'm not rich. But I just don't get speeding tickets so I have money to spare. I don't just piss money like down the drain. Yeah there's nothing worse than paying a speeding or any type of fine eh like a parking fines

the worst because you just feel like you're literally just... Well that's why yeah you guys know about my parking fine I tried to get out of there. Do you remember I told you about the parking fine? It was 13 minutes and I got a $70 parking fine and it was $1 an hour and I went in to get Daisy to go to the bathroom at the library because she needed to go poo's and you know when kids need to go and they need to go, Clint, pulled up, got in there, 13 minutes, I know that sounds like a long time but like wiping and all the things and then she wanted to look at a few books, anyway my fault, came out 13 minutes and it was a

10 minute threshold and they gave me a $70 fine. wrote to them and they said no you can take us to court if you like. You would think yeah no you're not going to do that. You would think if it's a dollar an hour they would they'd have some sort of formula where maybe they times the fine by 20 so if you should have paid $1 it's $20. $70 I would have had to how many 70 hours I would have had to sit there. If the parking was $5 an hour and you were parked in there with no, well then maybe that's times 20 you're getting a fine 20 times 5.

Five weeks ago it was free. So it's like, it's a new area to be, to be, it's all my, again, it's all my fault. Like I, you know, it is all my fault, but $70 for 13 minutes. We had that friend Todd, who used to, we used to work with, he had $17,000 worth of parking funds. How does that happen? I don't know. That one's crazy, I haven't got that. He genuinely had to go onto a payment plan to get rid of them. That's just somebody who just parks wherever the hell they want. Just at work and he had nowhere else to park because he couldn't public transport and he

had to park his car somewhere and he'd just get pinged every couple of days. And he just never paid them. Yeah, nightmare. And then they go away. And then anxiety built up on him. Fees on top of it for a late payment, I suppose. Yeah, crazy anyway. Oh well, it is Friday. Oh, that sucks.

That sucks. We've got a big gig tomorrow. Are we kicking on after the performance? I'll be keen. It's in Devonport though, which if you've not... Oh, house party at Dad's! He lives down the road! Oh yeah, hell yeah. That's not happening, because I've got a sick 14-month-old that I've just found out about now.

So that's a nightmare. But it's in Devonport. You're not one of those people, are you? What? I've got a 14-month-old. Yeah, the boy is just over a year old. Yeah, a year old. Don't make me do the maths.

But he's not like quite a year and a half. Yeah, but if he's 14 months, then he's only two months over a year, so he's just over a year old. That's what Hannah says. She goes 14 months. It's normally the girls that are the punishers. I mean... No, that's what I'm saying.

I'm copying her. She says 14 months, so I'm just like, oh, he's copying me. You're gonna say it's the girls that do the whole whole month thing and then you force me to do the maths. Yeah, I know. Yeah, anyway. Yeah, so okay, so no kick-ons at Dan's. And I was just about to say, Devonport is one of those sleepy hollows. So there is a pub. There is a pub there. It's across the road. It's called The Patriot. But if we're already at an hour, we say, at Olivia's 40th, I'm sure she's gonna let us stay.

I mean, Neepia's band's gonna play after us for an hour or whatever. So, you know, there's no real point leaving a bar there to go to another bar. Yeah, true. And we're all doing a song with Neepia's band. I'm doing Mr. Brightside, Clint, you're doing Money for Nothing by The Diestates. Oh yeah, we're gonna do a song. And Meeg's gonna do something by Meatloaf, aren't ya? Are you saying- Yeah, but he said he wasn't- he didn't have any Meatloaf songs.

I said if he had bad art, I'd do it at Happy Days. meatloaf aren't you? Are you saying? Yeah but he said he wasn't, he didn't have any meatloaf songs I said if he had bad art of howl I would do it in Happy Days NEAPS! MEATLOAFE! FUCK! Come on! THE MEATLOAFE! Do you know a movie that's from me? Oh yeah

Step Brothers Oh no Oh it's not It's Wedding Crashers Yeah that's not Step Brothers I'm a connoisseur on Step Brothers It's Will Ferrell doing the line but yeah Wedding Crashers Yeah, that's not Steet Brothers. I'm a connoisseur on Steet Brothers. It's Will Ferrell doing the line, but yeah, wedding crashes, and he does funeral crashing, that's right.

And we want a Steet Brothers quote. I really want to, during our band performance, go, the fucking Catalina wine mixer. It's a fucking Catalina wine mixer. I really want to say that. She got a smile and it seems to me. That's what we should have done. Bow bow, I'm Derek

Fuck that's funny when the family's in the car doing that song and just doing the bits Maybe if they were an encore maybe the band could play that and we'll just sing along Yeah, oh that'll be fun, yes that's tomorrow so we look forward to bringing you there What was it, Tuesday? Tuesday next week Something we used to do in the interim between songs in our other band as well is we used to do Afternoon Delight, which was what they did on Anchorman. I'm gonna find my baby, gonna hold on tight. That's another really fun one that we could do.

Skyrockets in flight. Need to be good harmonies. Afternoon Delight. Go Meg. Afternoon Delight Perfect hang on Let's stop beating around the bush hey, mm-hmm come on me throw into it. Yeah, you know what I um Thank you Dan for not even trying because I just know he won't so there's no point Oh, go on. I was gonna do it today. Really? Yeah.

You were gonna do it? Yeah, I was like, I literally was about to push it and I was like, you know what? Clint, you've done this gag before. It's not like this is a fresh gag. That's why I was gonna do it when you told me to, you know, because I was like, I always don't do it and it's now almost expected. Okay, so now what's gonna happen is I'm gonna throw to it, Clint's not gonna play it, and we'll all have a laugh because it's a fresh gag, and then Meg will do it.

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It's always good. It's always good. It's always good. It's always good. It's always, so let's just do it back to us two. Ladies first. Oh my god though, my husband was not happy. He went back and listened three times to the fart. He still thinks he won. No, has he gutted? Yeah, he's absolutely gutted. Robbed. Here we go.

Jesus is going to say that's a fucking loose one. Sorry, sorry. That was me just exhaling. I feel like I always do the same fart, so I want to try something different. Since I'd tuna this morning. And I had onion bhaji last night. Onion bhaji? Oh my god. I'm gonna do an old school, like on the arm one. Old school.

Far out. That's the onion bhaji coming through. This is the bhaji. Okay, we're going old school. I'm gonna go the hand. Okay, here we go. Jesus. Fuck me how many patches did he have? I am in leather pants. All right good luck to you Meg. Here he goes he's putting the sock down the mic sock.

I don't think either of us won. That is the longest you've ever done. Nah. Yes, 100%. We could go back and time them. I've never... Someone in the podcast fam will do this. They will match up all the farts that you've done in the past and that'll be the longest. Anyone who's even thinking of doing that, you have better things to do on the weekends.

Actually, can somebody just make a compliment of all the farts I would like that. Make my day. A compliment? Do you want another go? Compliment? No. of all the just the farts I would like that. It would make my day. A complimation? Do you want another go? Complimation? No. Can we do band practice? Yeah, okay we gotta do band practice. Everyone who's in the band get on in here guys!

I hope everyone likes onion bhaji. Have a great weekend. All Meg's in and now she's back out. Okay. It hit the door and it was stinking. See you guys. There's not a chance. Great weekend. Oh Meg's in and now she's back out Okay We start band practice in like 2015. It does smell like onion barji. It actually does. Yeah.

You have to go in. I can't. Okay. See you guys. Rova. Music. Radio. Podcasts.