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Episode Date: May 15, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Megendan's OnlyFans. Welcome to the OnlyFans everybody. Good to be here. Friday morning. I have had two people... Ask you out. Be...

more mad for my life. Be very... I meant just this morning. Oh no, be very, very, very stern with me. And serious. Guess the fart better be fucking Friday. Oh really? Fridays today?

Yeah. Yeah, to be honest, is one of them your husband guy? Okay, yeah, one of them is guy, clearly, obviously. And he was quite stern with me about it. Again, like, I think people think I'm joking, but he gets very upset about it. And we actually got a text saying it's Friday Guess the fart better be on the podcast. Well, I think it is Okay, we rest it for a week. Did we yeah, and there was some audio of guy

I wonder if if neeps is listening. Yeah, can you chuck it on Friday mate? And I'll see if I can play it cuz he was like I but I what I love about this was he doesn't We could I'll call him live and see how he feels about it. Yeah, he didn't know he was being recorded. No, no, no, no. Absolutely. This was very much a private call. Do you think having him on for a live Guess the Fart would make him feel better about the whole thing?

I think so. It's his favourite thing. Is it his favourite thing we do, Guess the Fart? Yeah. Is it? I know. God, isn't that a shame that That we haven't done anything better. Yes. There he is. What day is it today? It's Friday.

What happens on a Friday? Oh, oh, oh my god. Yay. Is it back? Is it back? Do you want it back, guy? Yes, come on. I thought that he'd do it to me.

There we go. Guess the fart wants that smell A stinky mystery for us to unveil Guess the fart A lot of pressure now. Now Guy, the only twisters were changing it because it was Clint's season last season, now Meg's doing it. Oh nice. He doesn't care. He just wants it. I don't want to force too much because I much. Because the kids do not for a while. That was a sloppy one. No, no, that's my water's breaking.

Do you know the other problem, Guy? Is that normally we do an actual podcast and then right at the end we do a guess the fart. We're only two minutes into the podcast and we're already doing a guess the fart. So are you guys going to sit in it? We're just going to sit in it, Dan. It'll be a short podcast, I'll leave. Everybody who wanted it back will be listening to today's podcast being like, are they gonna get rid of it?

And they don't want to have to listen to a bunch of waffles to see if it's at the end. We did get a text at 6am on the dot, not a minute earlier or later from Carline saying good morning, a reminder it's Guess the Fart today. 6am! Yes Carline, she got my message. Should we try and get Karlane on so we have a live Guess the Fart with Guy, Karlane and you and I me. Do you want to know what happens to me when you guys start talking about Guess the Fart? We lose you because you're focusing on your fart. My body starts producing them and I've sucked two back up since our chat.

I've got another one now and I'm going to... Okay let's try and see if we can get Karlane. It's like I have to hold got another one now and I'm gonna say. Okay, let's try something here, Carline. It's like I have to hold it for the bit and I'm worried. Carline, it's Megan, Clint and Dan, hi. Hello, how are you? We're good, and also my husband's here in the background. Say hi, guy. Hi, Carline.

Hi, mate. Carline, you and Guy have been the two people that have reminded me today when you guessed the farts. We thought you could be honorary members if you'd like to guess it today. Oh, yeah. that have reminded me today when you guess the fart, so we thought you could be honorary members if you'd like to guess it today. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! It's fantastic!

Okay. I'm gonna have to pull over for this one. Okay, well we'll let you go first, Karline. We'll let you go first. What is? She's pulling over. Oh, okay. Okay, pull over safely.

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, oh, quick, quick, quick. Um. Fuck me, Jesus Christ. So it's I'm, I'm, oh, quick, quick, quick, hmm. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Fuck me, Jesus Christ. So it's like a, it's a false start one. Yeah, at first I was like, oh, come on, give me a little credit in that, and then she did. Okay, okay, Carline, okay, Guy, Guy, you're up next. Okay, I want to, how about?

Pfft. Ooh, squeaker. Squeaky. Okay, Carline, I like that one. Ahem. Pfft. Fucking hell. Aw. Jesus. Always squeaky squeaky. Okay, I like that one Fucking hell And I'm gonna go a bit of a breathy one Okay, they're all very clearly different okay, we get a breathy a trumpet or a delayed start. Let's see who wins Mike's down Oh, I left me. Oh, I don't know. I think it's guy. Do you think it's guy? No, okay, this guy is a squeaker.

No, I think it was a bit more breathy. Was it breathy or was it squeaker? Wait, who's mate? That was squeaky, come on. I don't know. I think it sounded a bit breathy but... Okay. No, she said squeaky.

Okay, no, no, no, no. I know how to decide this. Oh God, I gotta bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space.

Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. Oh, I'm gonna have to bring this to space. know, I think it sounded a bit breathy but... How did you say squeaky? Okay, I was from Carly. No, she said squeaky! Okay, no no no no, I know how to decide this. Oh god, I gotta bring the suspense music back.

There were four guesses. Who's going through to the final? Out of the four guesses. I've gotta be Guy and Dan. Guy and Dan, thank you Carly. But through to the final we have another guess of the fart. We've got round two. Oh, so what what round two?

Oh okay Now Karlane you can go or you're more than welcome to sit at the sidelines to hear the second round two Okay, Dan, please guess for round two in the finale your fart please Hey guy you're going down you little prick Okay here we go I reckon because he did a bit of a squeaky one slash breathy, I reckon it's gonna be a bit wet because he's pushing. I'm gonna go...

Okay, Guy, your turn to guess for the finale. I reckon he's gonna do another squeaker, but it's gonna squeak first, and then do another squeak, So it's gonna be like, uh, uh. Okay, okay. And for the finale, for the win, here we go. Uh. Dan's done it, I'm sorry about it.

Whoa! Hi! Ooh! You're not gonna lie and, you happy for me? I'm very happy for you. I'm so happy for you. That's quite surprisingly not stinky today. How are you so excited?

Oh no, that one did smell. That's gone in the depths. I had to really dig that one. Dig deep for that one. That's got me in the depths. Bloody hell, boys. I had to really dig that one. Dig deep for that one. And I normally do two in a row. That's been in the chamber a while. Bloody hell. Fucking hell, I'm not normally affected.

When you push fards when they're not ready, that's when... That happens. Guy, you haven't said anything. How are you feeling? Gutted. Look, I'm just... I'm gutted I didn't make it all the way through to the end, but I'm just happy that the sequence back, so I'll take that one.

Okay. Thanks, Kalei. I'm so in love with you back, so I'll take that one. Thanks, Kalei. We'll get you on next week, Guy. Hopefully you can follow through next week, and hopefully Clint doesn't. Very good, very good. Bye, Kalei, bye, Guy. Bye. Wow. Normally I'm quite proud, and it's fun, the first one.

Second one felt different. Felt different? I'm quite proud and it's fun the first one. Second one felt different. Felt different, weren't you? Different, like, are you okay? I don't know, I'm not really doing much. I was just like farting, and then I'm just farting again. I'm like, what am I doing? Like I had an out of body experience for the second one, but never really for the first.

Okay, Clint, it's been brought back, so don't get weird about it now. You need second guessing your farting, but. No, no, no. I'm leaning in, I'm pretending I love it. At least you could. Well, we sit and marinate in it. So is that it? We just did a seven minute Friday podcast of me dropping my guts twice. No, we can talk about something else. We can talk about what do you want to talk about? I've got a Cystic Fibrosis charity jar of air if you want to

talk about something nice. Jar of Air? Yeah. Jar of Air. If you want, I could breathe that in instead of your fart. She does have a Jar of Air. Yeah. What's it for? It's for cystic fibrosis. But what's cystic fibrosis got to do with a Jar of Air?

That's the question. For over 600 Kiwis living with this reliteness genetic condition every breath can be a battle so cystic fibrosis damages the lungs and stuff so they're doing a symbolic jar of air, $25 jar can help cover a day's hospital parking for a family, a $50 jar of premium air helps provide wraparound support and a $100 jar of air is sourced from the remote. Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? Oh yeah yeah I was like if I work for Cystic Vibrosis I'd be partying in summer.

Oh for god's sake. Oh for god's sake. You wouldn't party in like the golden ticket. You're like Clint, Clint, what are you doing over there with that jar? Just putting some air in it boss. No, well Kelly's doing all that, what are you doing? Well Kelly looked like she was here working late yesterday so I thought I'd give her a hand and just fill up the last few jars

that she used to enter. What's that brown stuff around the room? Aww. That's sad. She was here working late yesterday so I thought I'd give her a hand and just fill up last few jars. She still had to... What's that brown stuff around the rim? Awwww. That's sad. You would wouldn't you? Okay, give it a whiff Meg. Should I open it? I think it's got dirt in it, this one actually.

No, I'm not kidding. Oh. Oh fuck, has Clint got his hands on it? Hey, no, I've just unsealed it, thank god, okay. Hey Meg, imagine if I'd grabbed the jar, fart the jar and this was a long play for the pot. Oh God. Radio award. Radio award. And the winner for the greatest moment in radio goes to... Clint, Meg and Dan for surprise part in what's the jar for?

Cystic Bray process. Okay, it's a very amazing parody. Here we go. Fuck, that's never happening. Okay. Yep. Here we go. Fuck, that's never happening. Okay. Oh, dirt. Oh no, I think it's a spice. I think I've got an old spice jar. It's a spice. It's like... Well, they've reused the jar.

Well, they're a charity, so I guess they're not buying new jars. Oh, that'd be like an old, like, Patek's or something. It's an old spice. But you know, it's symbolic. Obviously, it's just you doing a big donation to help people living with cystic fibrosis. You're not actually opening the jar to smell it, that's not what the plan was. Cystic fibrosis is quite a big, very difficult disease to deal with and I think more common than we know in New Zealand.

I think it is a lot of people dealing with that. Well we're going to wrap this bad boy up and get into our band practice because we didn't get any yesterday and we are performing at Olivia's 40th in like eight days from now. True man we've really got to start pulling finger, not clints though. But yeah we really do need to start getting into this. We need to start getting into the polishing stage. Yeah well Meg's got the hiccups and I need to start getting into the polishing stage. Yeah. Well, Meg's got the hiccups and I want to hear that.

Sorry about that. I think it's the jar. Oh, now she's yawning, Jesus. End it. Oh, okay. I thought you had another fart. No. Meg, you've really, you-

He stood up like he did. You were drinking the Kool-Aid. Sorry. You've got one, don't you? But Clint, you haven't out of body experience before. No, I can't be the guy that farts three times on one podcast. But there's one already there. You don't waste it.

No, I can't. I'm in that thing where I'm squeezing it up, pushing it out, squeezing it up. You know that feeling? No. No, I can't. I can't be that guy. Especially not first week back of guest fart after Dan Bander. Hey, but Clint, it would be a New Zealand radio first.

I don't think anyone's farted three times on a podcast. Oh yeah, Clint did it in the fart and the toot taste about seven times. Yeah, I caught you in the face. He's already got the record. Yeah, see you next week.