The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS its fart time

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast. That should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome everybody to what will hopefully be a much cleaner OnlyFans podcast than yesterday's with Clint Dan and Ashland. And I would apologise for it, but it wasn't actually me. All three of us were quite naughty on that podcast. I was the least naughty.

What? I was the least. We were both the least together. and Dan was the dirtiest by times 10,000. Yeah, actually, if you combine the dirtiness of Ash and I, we still weren't even close to how filthy you were. I'm not going to argue because then I have to explain what we talked about. There's just no way that I would share the level to which you find yourself sharing. Like, I've got some secrets that are just as dirty, but am I ever going to tell them?

Tell them now, we'll turn the mics off and tell it now. I would just wouldn't. Because I have self-control. But now I'm imagining some of the filthy things you've done. Well, that's on you. Why don't you say what you're imagining and I'll see if it's right or not. Okay.

See, he can't help himself. Okay, I'm imagining you. Yep. Your boss's wife. No, God. No, I can't say that. Say, yeah. Bukaki, yeah, yeah. What I've done is not related to Bukaki

what I'm thinking of. We had Dan's mum on the show this morning and we asked if she listened to yesterday's only fans in its entirety and she did. She got right to the end listening to us. I told you she would. I told you she would. That's weird though.

It is a bit weird, isn't it, really? Yes. Yeah, but that's on her in a way. Like I can't control. Yeah, she could have switched to. I think if it were my son, I'd listen as well. I'd do it, Julie, because I'd be like, what is that? Christine, just sicko up to and I'd be listening the whole way going that filthy boy.

I wouldn't put it past your mum, Christine. If we said you were going to be sharing some stuff on the podcast, she would listen. Oh, yeah, she would. I think it's if you're a mother. you're more comfortable hearing about your daughters' sex capades and if you're a father you're more comfortable hearing about your sons.

You know what I mean? I don't think a lot of fathers are like wanting to hear about their 30 year old daughters No, not at all, not at all. Yeah, it's a bit different. So is anything your mum doesn't know about your, because the stuff you've shared on this podcast.

Of course there is. I'm not going, Mom, did this today. Of course there's some. No, but like things like when, you know, that girl weed on you. Does your mum know about that? Clint? Well, she does now because she listens to the only fans. I don't think we've ever spoken about it on here. That's probably my favourite story.

We have. We have. We have. You told me off here. Oh, yes, he's going to say I went on his sex podcast and talked about it. Yeah, well, that was the thing. And then I remember you, because we didn't release it probably for another four weeks after you came in and told the story. We've been married, divorced and dating, by the way.

Thanks, mate. And then, yeah, you said this was probably, this is the most regrettable moment. Is he having that record it on that? That's right. And that's why we shared it on this show. Okay, and then wait. Why are we doing two of the row? How long after the record and Dan?

telling that story, did he message? You go, bro, I think I overshared. I don't know if I should have said that. No, straight after it went live. And I was like, oh, no, we can't pull it down anymore. There's no way. Thousands of listeners, we have a lot of this. But by now, Dan, like, I have learned after 10 years of broadcasting to self-censor

because of the feeling of oversharing afterwards. But the thing is, I don't really give a fuck. Love that about you. Like, I do. Most people, to a certain degree, I go, oh, shit, someone's going to hear this. But then I'm like, oh, who cares? But that's more like your communication. treatment of the bit as opposed to your self-respect.

You know what I mean? It's because you are obsessed with getting the best bit or the best be the content. My main priority when I'm on the show, like we're doing the show, everything else goes out the window as long as I know that we're doing a good, funny bit. Here's my theory. If Ash and I said something filthy, people would be like, oh, gross. Like, oh my God, like you can keep some things to yourself. Dan was probably at that point a long time ago.

And as you push through it and you keep sharing. keep sharing, they just go, oh, fuck, Dan is hilarious. They get desensitized. Yeah, exactly. And now you can say whatever you want, and they love you for it. Because if Ash and I started it, they'd be like, gross, man. Yeah, it's true. Now I know what you're trying to do.

You're trying to make me say another thing, but I've got nothing. I really don't. Like, the stuff I spoke about yesterday was sort of the filthiest stuff I heard. And that's fair enough, because it is filthy than anything off. There was the time that the girl weed on me. But, I mean, it was nothing exciting. I just laid down on the lawn and we were locked out of the house. And she was, what are you doing?

What else do you do? I'm trying to get inside and see if there's a window that's unlocked. Friends were coming home, but they were like in an Uber behind us, like an hour behind. You're like quick, we don't have much time. What part of your, was it just your chest? Belly button. Belly bone. Low like stomach.

Because I remember vividly laying there and going, oh, that's warm. So your belly was like... It was a cold night. And then I looked down at my belly button and it was all wheeze in there. Like a little bird bath? Yeah. And it would drip down into like your undies and stuff and like your pants on top of your pants. No, I wasn't that much.

Jesus Christ. It wasn't that much. She was just like a little... I didn't know. What do you mean? She didn't like fully empty blood her off. Why will we not assume that she was going to fully empty her blood? You can't stop once you start.

It stinks. Michelle, come and please help me here. Does it sting when you stop weighing if you're a boy? Yeah. Have you not seen dumb and dumber when he's like, hey, Harry, bottle's almost full and I'm still going? He goes, hold it. Hold it? Yeah, hold it.

He goes, I can't hold it. He goes, he can't stop once I've started. It stinks. Really? Yeah. Confirm, Dan? I'm not her. No, I mean, confirm that if you're a boy,

if you stop weeing mid-wee, it stings. I don't think I've ever tried. I always do for public. I don't think I've ever had to stop mid-wee, like to go, oh, like I need to stop. When would you ever have to do that? Unless there was like someone coming into the bathroom. If you were weeing on someone's chest in the back garden

and your friends arrived, you'd have to stop weying. You're taking a leak and then you, someone goes, cop, cop, and you're weeing in public. You've got to pinch that one off quick. Never had to do that. Yeah. Kink the hose and just chuck it back in the I think, I reckon I could stop mid-wee.

I definitely could. Yeah, you can't. That's something we should try, yeah. All three of us in a cubicle each, start weeing, and the last person to stop losers. Produce car was already thinking what I'm thinking. He's getting the tie line ready. Dan, we're going to listen to your first ever crinking of the hose.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Yeah, you can see, let us know. Do it. Do it. It takes no convincing. But is this the best we can do? I want to hear the first time you, as a grown-ass man, pinched off of me, a wee midstream.

And I want to hear if it stings. Okay, well... I think it's quite... There's a bit of discomfort, and then it sort of calms down. Okay, I'll go to the toilet. Here we go. Shall I use the... Now, I'm not going to use the disabled,

because last time I did that, there was an actual disabled person that knocked on the door. Yeah, that might have been us. Okay. Roll in the wheelchair. Okay, let's try this. I can hear some sort of feed. Yeah.

Yep, you got me. Okay, here we go. It goes on the Thailand, because then you pick up background, not a cover shelf on. They'll go on a second. I've asked Michelle if she'd like to go to the toilet too, which I think she's said no, thanks. Okay, I'm just walking out.

I'm going to go to the toilet. Do I go on to the one with all the people or just the one toilet? Oh, maybe just go to the cubicle. Yeah, whatever. Okay, I'm going into the cubicle. Okay, I'm going to, us to be recording them, we know. Oh, the reception. Okay, I'm in.

Yeah, I've gone to the reception one. Okay, cool. Okay. I need to wee so bad. I actually need to go wee, so this is great. Okay, but you've got to pinch it halfway, though. You tell them when to pinch it, Clint. Okay, you ready?

Because I'm going to start. Okay, yeah. Okay, here we go. I don't want him to run out. Three, two, one. Okay, I'm going to start weeing. Are you? Okay.

And three, and pinching off. Done. Pinched off, no burning sensation, nothing. Okay, now keep going so we know you finished. Okay, here we go. bit more. And pinch it. Pinch off.

Done. It's not disgusting. And then I'm going again. Here we go. This is showing how good my Kegel works going. Maybe. Because there's normally a bit of discomfort to like. Wow.

It's so much water color. And finished. Okay. Good job, darling. It's a pelvic floor. It's very strong. I've just realized actually on a Friday we have a certain way that we end this podcast. But off the back of Dan doing wheeze, it does kind of

I think that negates it. We don't need to do guess the fart. Because we've done pinch the wee. Yeah, Dan. That's his mouth. You're so full of shit. Just get back a... I like pinch the wee more than guess the fart.

Next week I'll do pinch the wee. Okay, yeah. I was just going to say, well, like, should we take it... We've got these guests out here, Michelle and Timor, should we take a vote on whether we still do guests apart? I hate guess the fart. Do you actually? I thought you liked it. No, Pinch the whee's way better.

Pinch the wee. I don't have the intro for that, though. Yeah, we can get it, man. Yeah, sure. I mean, I guess they probably never heard Gist the Fart unless they're an OnlyFans podcast, though. And also, Pinch the Wee's all audio-based. Have you guys ever heard Gist the Fart?

Yeah, I've heard that one. It's gross. Yeah. So I don't have for that. Do you think we should continue, or do you think Pinch the Wee is, should come in for a little while? Go to Fart.

Okay. Well, Michelle's the boss Okay I thought that I'll leave you with hairy eyes Guess the fart what's that smell A stinky mystery For us to wonder Guess the fart

Okay You can go up first If you like Ash because we're still waiting for Dan to get back Okay Does Michelle want to have a guess Michelle do a guess of what the fart's going to sound like You just need to make a fart sound I only need to guess what his farts

going to sound like. I have to make a sound. Yeah, you're going to make his sound. Oh, it's good. What was that your record? Oh, jeepers. Again, very quefy. I'm going to clinch the cheeks tight for this one.

Daniel Webby. So mine was a, and it hurts. It was like, and then where's Daniel Webby? Is he fallen into the toilet? Maybe he's started weeing, and now he realizes he also needs to do a poo. He never came back.

Maybe he's been arrested. All right. Well, that would be the two guesses for today. Okay. Neither. We're both off and that sounded wet. That was so cute. I thought that I'll leave you with dairy eyes.

Guess what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to unveil. Guess the fuck. Well done, darling. I wouldn't have called it cute. It doesn't smell. Oh, Dan's back in just in time. You're hungry, buddy?

Did you hear the fight, Dan? Come on, give us a fight. You can still make a guess because you haven't heard it. This is good because we know the answer, so we'll see if it's anything like it. Was it different sounding to all his normal ones? That was pretty bang on for normal. Yeah, exactly.

That's pretty good. Daniel Webby. I know his butthole. Yeah, no, he doesn't. He doesn't. I remember just that one. So you don't know where yours is, but you know here. Have a bloody good weekend.

Love you guys. We are still listening to this podcast. We are unsure. We'll see you Monday. Bye, Dan. Rover, Music, Radio, podcasts.