The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS just this once then...

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat. Stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dance Only Fans. Podcasts. Welcome to the Only Fans. First one for the year. Apologies for yesterday.

We did record something yesterday. It was amazing. It was actually, it was just going to make a joke about being funny, but then we have to explain it wasn't funny. No, it wasn't. It was actually quite a serious thing. I'm so sorry.

It was like the thought process out loud. It was about a woman that was being held hostage. by ICE over in America and it was quite a serious thing she started crying and it was just we didn't want to release it as our first one

because it was quite serious wasn't it? Yeah, she was going to do some pretty traumatic stuff and like the world's just like on fire on the other side of it at least and just felt like

maybe if you were tuning in like could Megan Dana back and then our first one was that you might have been like okay what's going on this year and we just want to have some last and bit of escapism and what's been going on

I feel like we've talked a little bit about what we got up to and stuff over the break you went to Fiji, three, four just to go the ones but when I got back and I looked back I realized, you know what I realized

because when I went to Japan we had this incredible trip and I think we probably tried to squeeze two trips to Japan in one like while we were there we tried to do the most and we were here and jumping on a train and then we're packing our bags

and unpacking the bag and then packing them again on three more trains you look back at photos and you go wow what incredible trip but the feeling was actually exhaustion of just like the next thing and what time to get a holiday after a holiday. Totally and I realise I am

pretty content sitting on a beach reading a book. With a bear on your hand? Bullshit. I would never have guessed it. I read two books. Hey! Yeah! So I just read my book and I just have a beer or ice coffee depending on the time. And then after a day of doing that or maybe a day and a half

I go right, I need to do something. So I just book an excursion at the activities booth and then we go out and go do something or jump on a boat and go snorkeling and whatever and I like the mix of just I have to have enough chill to match the adventure I think I don't know if we're ever going to make it happen this year

but I think we're going to try to our first family holiday Guy hasn't been overseas since 2017 Wow Where was overseas? We went our last trip we went to was Gold Coast And then we were obviously going to go on our honeymoon And then where was your honeymoon going to be again? Oh, don't.

It was business class. Oh, rich. Yeah, it was a gift. Yeah. Thank you, Dad. It was business class to New York. Oh, my God. And then we're going from New York to Disney World.

And then we're going from Disney World to Hawaii. And then Hawaii home, all business class flights. Did you cry? Yeah, I still cry about it. It's been, what, six years. Still cry. Play some sad music. Yeah, go on.

Feel sorry for me. Yeah, COVID, by the way. What did that trip? It was a minute for you and your husband going on that trip. Do you know what? You're a piece of shit, Dad, because it actually is really sad. And it sounds so dumb because everyone's like, it's just a honeymoon. But I'm like, fucking hell, that was the trip of a lifetime.

I said I would have cried. It was 16 days away. Oh, my. 16 days away. And we're never going to be up before that again. We've got kids now. I don't know if I will ever fly business class because I can't justify the spend. Exactly.

Someone else is paying. And work ain't going to pay. And it was because some prick and trying to ate a bag. Oh, sweet to God, Dad. Eventually. Yeah. And we still, it's the one thing that me and guys still actually haven't. And then we've just buried it.

We haven't talked about because we can't. Where did the money go though? Was it supposed to go to other things? We got some back. We got some back because, you know, they were kind of the time. There wasn't just like a cash. We had Lion King for Broadway tickets, gone, paid for all our hotels gone. They would have refunded you for that.

We got some. We got some fund back. But it was COVID at the time. What about the business flights? Did they give you credit that you could spend later on down the trip? We got some of it back. We've still got a chunk of it sitting in a bank account. I was going to say, like, whatever you've done with the funds is that, like a one day we'll replicate it?

We're going to, the one day is, I guess, when, you know, America stops burning or go to Japan or Paris and do Disneyland with the kids one day. That's going to be the trip. But it's not the honeymoon. You've got to have restraint when all of a sudden, like, life throws curveballs at you and you need to buy a new washing machine. Oh, and that's happened. We've done to it, Clint. We have. We actually have because obviously we've had two kids since then and we have it's whittled down

and I have a lot of discussions with Guy of like we need to build that back up because it's our honeymoon money. You know what they say? It was marked for something and it'll just slowly just disappear into life. It's gone down and down and down and down and now we're trying to save it back up and it's crap. You know what they say though? Getting a new washing machine is like going to Disneyland, isn't it? Do they? I know the feeling of getting it.

Because I do need a new dryer so I'm wondering what the feeling would be like. No washing machine, not drier. I'm boring. mine works it just doesn't heat my dry shit too what happened it's just like hot damp clothes we got one of those condens it even hot

it just spins it around for an hour and I had to turn it on three times and my wife was like I think you like these are still wet and you're like yeah no I'm not wearing damp clothes you know when you smell other people's damp kids you know when they're like and it's the washing machine

when the clothes are left in too long then they hang them out I've got a real nose for that too I hate it Oh, it's one of the worst. We had one of those ones that was an inbuilt dryer and washing machine for a while. Like it was a washing machine and then you could press it and dry them as well. Fucking nightmare. Don't buy one.

Oh, really? I called Fisher and Pichael and complained and asked to speak to the manager. Fuck off. And did you get to speak to the manager? No, Pichel or Fisher apparently aren't involved in the business anymore. So it was just this like fucking round and circle thing. When you got a new one, was it like on a Disney land? Pretty good.

Pretty good. Yeah. Thanks, guys. That does make sure better. Yeah, I would cry. I have and I have and we laugh and stuff but I have had many many like it's a deep hurt because that was my honeymoon

our honeymoon and it was also everything was planning every night I'd go to bed and go oh my God that Hawaiian hotel that we go we'd booked restaurants for dinners like everything was planned but I guess because of it was COVID like you probably would have historically cried because you were if it was just cancelled for whatever reason

if it was a personal thing you were almost like thank God we didn't go and also that yeah and we've said that and we've said the other things that have gone around it is that we wouldn't have our kids. The trajectory of our lives would have changed but we wouldn't have Daisy. We might have had a different kid, but we wouldn't have

Daisy. So every time... Because the amount of sex you guys would have had on honeymoon means that however many times he did it before he got you pregnant, he would have done it more times and Daisy would have been... A different kid, yeah, done. But still Daisy, you still named her Daisy, but just different... Well, she wouldn't be

Daisy then. We like this Daisy. True, that's crazy. I don't think about that. Yeah, so we wouldn't have had Daisy. So that's... Every time it's like, okay, we wouldn't have Daisy. And I look at her and I'm like, if she's driving me nuts, so it doesn't happen. And you look at those photos as well of like, you on your honeymoon and a bikini,

being like, damn, because that's the best shape you'll ever be in your life. You know when you like, look back, when you look at wedding photos, everyone gets in the best shape of the life for their wedding, so it means on the honeymoon. You're just like shredded. Thanks for that, Clint.

And we're all good. So I've got something to bring to you boys. Good. Okay. And I think this is going to be really up Clint's alley. Oh, okay. Okay. begging.

Pardon? You get to add one zero to my salary to any number in your life once. What do you choose and why? It's why,

one zero to any number in your life. Of course you could add it to the end of your salary. That's what you could do. Or you could add it to your... Or you could add it to the sale price of your house. Which would be better because if you're getting one million, now you've got 10 million.

You wouldn't. Yeah, the amount of times you're having sex a week. Yep. If you have one, that's 10. Oh, okay, wait. Okay, you could add it to what about your five- That's leading for me? Five weeks leave could be 50.

Paid leave. No, well, you'd add nine. You wouldn't add a zero because you have 59 weeks. No, it's one-zero. You had one-zero. Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm changing the rules. I got excited about the sex stuff.

Okay. And then I forgot the rule. One-zero to your life. Huh. Oh, that means. amount of women you've slept with that? 30. Too low.

Less than you, Clint. Shut up. Yeah, go, Frank. You wouldn't add it to your age. Fuck. Dead. I think it would have to be... It'd have to be the

salary. The salary. I'm the sale of your house. Yeah. Because you think, it could be like sex a week. You're benefiting from that. You're just talking, this is money. Trust me, Hannah will have sex for me if I said, we've just got

$10 million. She'll go, oh, this is just this once said. Yeah, you have to have sex with me 10 times a week, though. I knew you win twice. Oh, you bribe her to have sex with you. Yeah, that's disgusting. Because I made the deal, this deal, fuck, it was a great deal. You could just add a

zero to anything, and I chose our sale of our house. I just sold it. We've got $10 million. We haven't thought about it long enough though. Meg's probably got other answers. I do. I've written some other answers. I talked with my husband about it last night. So, okay, so I thought this would be good for you, Dan. Add a zero to Kimmy's age and her

lifespan, his lifespan. So he could be 80. Oh no, because when he dies, if I had $10 million would buy another cat. And I'd buy a cute cat. Why would you want an old cat? No, no, he wouldn't be old. He just lived for that long. Like his lifespan. Oh, I thought all of a sudden he becomes 80

and then guess what? He's dead when you go. No, because one of my the things I love about having pets is you, that it is finite and it is quick. And so you just spoil them for that 10 years, 15 years. Also, then if you're adding a zero to your age, all of a sudden you're living, you live to 400.

You aren't 400 years old and die because of you see. So you're only living to 40. You're dying this year. I wouldn't want to live, I wouldn't add it to my age because I wouldn't want to live forever. Fuck that. No, that's usually hard. The problem is you'd outlive every, you'd outlive your family and friends five times. Yeah, you'd be grieving constantly.

Yeah. No way. Yeah. You could do 10 wives. No. That's expensive. You'd need the 10 million then. It's expensive. Yeah.

What about the length of your penis? 10 mil. 100 mil. 100 mil. That's gone from 1 mil to 10. 10 mil is 1 centimetre. No, I mean that's what it is now. 10 mil is 1 centimeter.

So you had a 0, you got a 10 centimetre dick, which still isn't that big. Nah, I reckon mine's about 6. So what's 70 mil? 70 centimeters. 70s? You've got like a dick that's over half a meter long? Nah, I'd rather have the 10 mil.

Although I could make money with that thing at a circus or something. Your life would be livid. She'd be livid if you got home and she realized you could add 10 mil, but instead you went with a half a meter dick. Imagine that if you got it. She was like, what did you use the zero for?

I was like, to ask. I could leave to my cock. She was like, too. And you're like dragging a 70 centimetre dick around with you? She'd go, no, but what'd you really do? And I'd be like, no, I did, look at it. She'd be like, fuck. You'd do something stupid, you'd be like, well, now I have, she's like,

you can make money off it. I had it a zero somewhere, and you're like, where? She'd be like 20 hands. You'd be a circus freak. If you're the dude, you'd be the dude with a long stick in the world. There's surely money in that. Every time I got an erection, I'd faint because it'd all the blood from my body were going to do. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah. What is the correct answer? A lot of people obviously saying, their like weekly How many pays Weeks paid leave Sorry, fuck me

Or their salary You know like add a zero to the bit Into your salary Your weekly wages What if I did You add a zero So that times your salary by 10 Yeah

But what if you got paid You got paid Your pay frequency So you can pay fortnightly So every two weeks No but you don't want to be paid Every 20 weeks No that's worse

I'm trying to work How you can cheat the system and get paid more throughout the year. Whatever you don't, you get paid once every fortnight. You get paid 10 times every fortnight. That's what I do. 10 times a fortnight. Yes.

So that is 17 grand, 10 times a fortnight. It's what Clinton would be getting paid. I don't know. It's hard to go by the six amount of times per week. So you're getting at 30 times a week, maybe. I mean, yeah, I mean, that'd be a good week, and a bad week still ten. Poor Jamie.

Unless you're getting it zero times a week and then zero with a zero on the end is still zero. Poor Jamie's going to be a paraplegic. Yeah, Jamie took her zero and she was like, how do I, how do I kill myself? How do I, how do I take away? I'm going to have one less vagina. Can I do that?

So Clint's got ten times and he comes and Jamie's deleted a baby. He's like, fuck. I should have the zero to the house price. All right, if you've got a better, Einstein, check us a DM, let us know. Podcast fan page, maybe. All right, it looks like people are running around

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