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Episode Date: September 28, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Begg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the Only Fans, everyone. Clint, Dan and Ash. Oh, your favourite characters. Mm-hmm.

And we also have Nipia, produced Nipia, joining us on this, So Any Fins. Hello. He saw, actually, another podcast, play this game. You've seen it kicking around before, Wrong Answers Only. We should do that on the podcast. Oh, good idea. Copying someone else's content. So I've got put more in my hand.

Paul noodle. Yeah, yeah. So I bring in a pool noodle. If you don't answer the question properly, then you get whacked. So you can't give like the correct answer, but then you can't say it in answer like no or nothing. So you've got to say something and it has to be wrong.

Yeah, I think this is the best example. If you were like, well, why don't I just say coffee mug for everything? I don't think you can repeat answer. But if the question was, give me a red fruit and you said coffee cup I think you get whacked I think you need to be like banana so you're still answering it properly

but you're answering it deliberately because I think I'm not going to get I'm really good with my command of the English language and if you take too long in producing NEPA thinks you've stalled you get whacked Oh God I'm going to suck at this Okay good luck My noodles's over ash first

Let me just have my glass stuff and castasmashes them into my eyes Okay Start with an easy one Okay What colours a penguin? Yellow Good

I don't say penguins What do you think, guys? I'd say penguins have yellow on them. Oh, don't. That's true. That little tough, Dan, do not. I would say that all. I'll give you this one, yes.

Emperor penguins definitely are black one and yellow. That's a shame. Okay, Dan, you're up. Okay. Name a sea creature. Cat. Whoa. Slow.

Oh. Should we go one person at a time, just like 10. Okay, go, go, Dan. Oh, what am I? No, go back to 10. The Nip he doesn't have to, like, go all the way around, you know. Go back to yellow penguin. Okay.

Here we go. Name something you keep in the fridge. Serial. Good, good. A fruit you eat in summer. Rubarb. Too long.

What, fuck off. Slow, slow. That was less than three seconds. I've got the replay. Name something eating summer. Rubab. What can't get you for that?

Oh, are you hitting a woman? Yeah. Okay. All right. Something cold. Pumpkin soup. It's warm. Oh, well, it can be cold if they're put in the fridge. Yeah, I'd technically I would have paid that if it was a quick answer.

Anything can be cold if you'd be. I think NEPs is, you need to ask. No, volcanoes. Volcanoes. How many leagues does a spider have? Whoa, what is the question? It means leagues? Legs.

Oh, legs, seven. Quick, now our next question. Question. Oh, fuck, okay, sorry. What sound does a cat make? Woof. Oh, that's good. Name a fruit that's yellow.

But no. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. You're right when you start getting hit them again and again and again. When you get a concussion, it's harder today and get the, you know, words out. I'm around with you now, Clint. Now it needs to be quick fire. Okay.

Name a fruit that's yellow. Oh, fuck. What day comes up to Monday? Tuesday. Oh, my. Oh, Rodney, sit down. Six.

Oh, what sound does it be, mate? Name a farm animal. Track. Oh, he's done. He's done. Three wax. He needs 20 fucking wax. Okay, I might be good for the best of things.

People listening to this are going to think, these idiots, it's really hard. Yeah, when you're on the spot, I think it's when you know you're about to be whacked. Yeah, exactly. And the first thing that comes to your mind is always the right answer. That's how our brains are. All right, Dan.

All right, Dan. Who's the president of the United States? States. David Seymour. Name a One Direction member. Kenny G. What's Harry Potter's surname? Barry Smith. What do you breathe in to stay alive? Short. Yeah.

I was going to say short hill. You're doing very well. Yeah, that was really good. Okay, more, more. What do you call your mother's husband? Harry Doudini. What's the colour of grass? Greed.

Yeah, whack him. Oh, yeah, you can have that one. What's the name of Barbie's boyfriend? Have Stephen? What's a bird that can't fly? Parrot. A parrot? Yeah, Carcobore's a parrot.

Yeah, let's go. It can't fly. Okay, I got one more. What sound does an elephant make? E-oh! That's fun. Man, we went through those questions really quickly. Yeah.

That's a fun game. Well, it means we've probably still got time, I'd imagine, for... A thought that'll leave you with teary eyes. I guess the fart was that smell A stinky mystery For us to one veil Oh, guess the fart

Oh, neaps can play since Yeah, of course Is he farting? No, I don't have one, sorry Okay Okay, you go first They're neaps, you take the honours Um

I saw I meet tuna before Yuck, yuck, yeah Jesus, wet Okay, ash Oh my god, your face when you did that That feels like it could be close. Okay, and I'm going to go.

Still going to be close, too. He's done that before. Those are the impressive ones. Here he goes. I'll see what I can do. Okay. That's Ash. That's Ash.

That's Ash. I wanted to be a high pitch, but it's hard to do. That's really impressive. Thank you. Stinking mystery for us to one bear. Guess the fuck. Thank you for coming. Thank you for playing.

All right. See you next time. You have a little wet patch in your undies. It's not for me. He'll dry out. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.