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This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans.
Podcast, that is.
Welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast, Clint Megan Dan.
Of course, we do a radio show.
This is not the recap of that, but it probably is a link that sits just above or below this one.
Yeah.
And you know what?
This is my favourite of the two.
I think it's my favourite too.
I like just being able to talk.
Not looking at the clock going
That's three minutes
We've got to start wrapping this up
I like in the normal radio show
The one that you listen to the long one
That's like business
You know it's a business meeting
This one's where you get home
And take your pants off
Oh god
Is that not the best feeling
Every day I look forward to getting my comfys on
I call them my comfys
Ironically Dan didn't take his pants off
But did it did take his top off
Yeah he did today if you haven't seen it
And put on a prosthetic
I don't just take my top off
And look like fucking chapel row
And clearly
Clearly
Clearly
You can go to our Edge Breakfast
Instagram page
our tech top page or our Facebook page
and you can see a video of Dan dressed up as
Chapel Rhone in homage
to her at the... Is that the right word?
Yeah, it was homage because I wanted to
do her justice. And I wanted to...
If you haven't seen the photos, because a lot of people...
A few people commenting on Instagram being like,
why has Dan got prosthetic women boobies?
That was pretty much
the look that Chappell had. She had
a dress that was just
attached by her, like at her
nipples. Oh, someone said...
Oh, what did they say? We need to go through those
actually on Monday's show because I think that'd be hilarious.
Don't act like he needed the suit
to hold a shirt up though.
Oh.
So you could have just...
Oh.
Who's it that?
Who was that?
Was that some sort of sad, pathetic person?
At the end of the day, Dan, you hit the spot, mate.
You nailed the bit and you dressed the part.
You're right, Dan.
It's an account that literally says,
I'm here just to make fun of people.
So he's looking for something.
He's a troll.
He would have stumbled across your vet and just absolutely feasted.
Now here's the thing
A lot of people have seen it
Unless you're on TikTok
And then very few have
Because it looks like the algorithm
Has blocked it from getting around TikTok
Because obviously it looks like
The boobies are so good
It looks like you're just bare-chested
Like with women's boobies
People are saying that you suit the nipples
And the person's
The opinion that I actually care about
Is your wife Hannah Dahl
My Wau beautiful wife
And the thing about Hannah is
I don't know if we've spoken about this much
She couldn't give less of a fuss
about what I do. No. To the point where like I'll go home and I'll ask her about her day,
hoping that she'll go, what did you do today? But never. She'll always go, oh, yeah. And here's the thing,
the video has been up on Instagram for the last like half hour and we've been in a bit of a meeting.
And I was chomping at the bit being like, we need to call Hannah before it pops up on her feed and
she sees it and we lose her reaction. You don't think she even probably goes to the effort of
following the page. Oh, she wouldn't even know. Like sometimes she'll see a video like in
evening when we go to bed and we scroll next to each other
and don't talk to each other. We just sit there both scrolling.
And sometimes she'll go, oh, that's funny.
Okay, so the craziest part for me is Dan's dressed
like a woman, bare chested, barely covering
his nipples with a bit of fabric.
And I was like, what does your wife think? And you go, she doesn't even know.
So she has no idea Dan was doing it. So hopefully when she watches the video
live, I would love to know what she thinks of her husband looking like a woman on
the internet singing chap.
Well, I've got it all set up.
If you could put her number in, Dan, I've got it all set up
to send to her. What's the last thing we were talking about
each other's babies?
That's nice.
Well, the thing is, yeah, I don't
think she's even going to know that I was
doing it, let alone have seen the video.
You didn't practice last?
You find out, being like, did you know?
I practice in the car.
Maybe we'll lead with that, just if she had any
idea as to what Dan was doing today.
To help pay the mortgage.
Oh, hello, Hannah speaking.
It's me again.
Hi, Hannah.
Sorry.
Oh, hello.
Hi, hi.
Okay.
Okay.
I hear you're working from home, so I'm hoping I can talk to you for just a couple of minutes.
Yeah.
Do you know what your husband did on the show today?
Well, I have heard a rumor that he changed his outfit somewhat.
Who was the rumor from?
Who told you?
Well, the child's carer who came to our house has spread about it.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Okay.
She did that?
Have you not seen?
Have you not seen it?
Because I want to send you the link so you can watch at the same time as we get your reaction.
No, I have not seen it yet.
That blows my mind.
Okay, have you got your laptop open?
This is so delicious for us because we want to get Dan's wife's live reaction to see him dress like a woman singing Chappel Rhone.
Have you got your laptop open?
Can you access Messenger or do you need to do it on your phone?
Oh, hang on, I'll put you all on.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
Okay.
That's fine.
Okay.
And then I'm going to send you it now, yeah?
Okay, on Messenger, yeah.
Yeah, on Messenger.
Here we go.
Okay.
Get ready to be delivered on, then.
Oh, well, honestly, Daniel.
You said this out of the phone.
Oh, shit.
I don't know if you can hear that as well, but I don't want to give you feedback.
No, that's right.
You just tell us what you like, what you love, which parts of it you dislike.
May awaken something in your bag.
She's very quiet.
Yeah, she's obviously watching intently.
Is it tears?
I'm leaving you.
Look, I've seen that important bits.
I've seen the important bit.
You've seen enough.
She's seen it up.
That's what she's saying.
Yeah.
Yep.
Look, yeah.
Speechless, I guess.
Speechless.
Yeah.
What's it like to know that your husband has better boobies than you?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Excuse me.
Don't you dare say that about you.
Bigger, bigger, bigger.
Bigger.
Bigger.
What are you saying about my breath?
No, I'm not saying you've got the best ones, but I'm just saying that mine look.
Oh, fuck up.
Don't say that to your wife.
I'm just talking to her like that.
You cannot speak to Hannah like that.
I won't allow it.
I'm sorry.
Indeed.
Will you share it to your story?
Look, I might not.
Besides, no.
Fair enough.
I'm not even going to share it to mine, I don't think.
Someone, Hannah, someone's commenter going.
I didn't realize those was prosthetics.
They literally thought they were my own boobs.
Oh, wow.
Oh, Daniel.
Hey, I will say, because it's the long weekend.
Dan doesn't have to drop the suit back until Monday, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, if you guys want to...
No deal, man.
No Bueno.
Hard no from me.
No.
Okay, so leave the prosthetic suit at work.
Oh, that means Clinton, you can take it.
Yeah, great.
Yeah.
Win-win.
Oh my God, so did the child career know that that's what I did this morning?
Yes, 100%.
She came in and she was like, oh my goodness, do you know what your husband's doing?
Oh, God, that's so bad.
I'm going to have to, oh, Jesus.
Anyway, okay.
I love you, my heart.
I have to go and do some work.
Yes, go.
Oh, yeah.
So, damn, that is his job.
She's gone.
Oh, God.
And also, TikTok's just blocked the whole thing.
It's got, like, no views on it because your tits are out.
So it's just been a, so it's been all for nothing.
Oh, good.
to know.
But at least your nanny's seen it.
Why are we calling Jamie?
I wonder if she's seen it if she's turned on by it.
Maybe her wife, she's spoiled because she's, you know, got you for so long.
Oh, hi.
Morning, Jay.
Have you seen the...
Hold on, hold on.
I need to...
Yeah, sorry, there was too many noises in my ear.
Hi.
Hey, babe.
Have you seen the video of Dan hitting the spot doing Chapel Rhone on our Edge Breakfast Instagram?
Yes, I have seen that.
What do you think?
Thoughts feelings.
Turned on.
Oh.
about the outfit or the singing.
The outfit?
What about both?
Yeah.
No, I thought it was fab.
I thought you pulled off the outfit pretty well.
A little bit disturbing, but also kind of awesome.
Oh, kind of awesome.
Well, I feel like whoever hired it and found the fabric and made it up, I'm impressed.
Oh, yeah, it's good, isn't it?
Fashion background.
Well, I'm more than happy to lend it to Clint for the weekend, because we've got it over the weekend if you want to see you a minute.
Ooh, ooh.
I do love a dress-up.
I'm teasing.
I don't want that anywhere in my house.
I was so excited.
Did you imagine how traumatized the kids would be?
You should have seen his face.
I like being teased, but not if it's a joke.
Could you imagine how traumatized our children would be?
Oh, they'd be asleep.
All right.
Well, I wasn't desperate to bring it home.
I just, you know, I just, I thought maybe Dan's wife was a little.
bit spoiled.
And other women, just because his wife, his wife didn't love it, doesn't mean that other
women around the world were absolutely...
Oh, Hannah didn't love it?
Why didn't Hannah love it?
I thought they'd be right up her, really.
Well, I think because our nanny came over today and was like, have you seen what your
husband's doing at work and she didn't know?
So it was a bit of a shock to her sister.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you up to?
Why do you make it so...
This poor lady.
And I'm just cleaning the house naked.
Oh, now we're talking.
Hey, you leave her alone.
I'm going to check the cameras.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm inactive we're doing the dishes.
Oh, wow.
I feel like woman doing things naked.
I find that really exciting.
But men walking around naked, like bending over to get stuff out of the washing machine.
I don't really want to see that view.
No one does.
That sucks, A, that we don't have the superpower that we can just like,
just bend over with no clothes on.
all of a sudden you girls are just gagging for it.
Oh, there'll be some. There'll be some fetish.
Oh, yes.
Yesterday, there was something,
a guy said that's so funny, he saw it in TikTok
that a guy said that girls go crazy for this,
and then he did it, and I, without
knowing the TikTok or anything, I said,
oh, you look good. It's not bouncing fruit off his
bicepter. No, it was... Yeah, we tried that.
He tried the apple bouncing off the bicycle.
It was exercise shorts in a sweatshirt.
Oh. I don't know why, but I was,
oh, you look hot, and he was like, that's so fucking
weird me. I actually got this off a TikTok.
what they apparently women like this.
A sweatshirt and exercise shorts.
I don't know.
He just looked hot and it.
I'm wearing exercise shorts and a sweatshirt.
Oh.
All right, well let's rip this up and I'm going to get out of you.
You guys are so weird.
I'm so sorry that that conversation was going to be quite quickly into a weird place.
We're used to it though.
Okay, babe, I'm going to keep trying to pay the mortgage.
Clint's just sitting here fingering a like squishy thing.
And a stress ball.
They've got to finger something.
Okay
Because he's definitely not doing that this week
Here they're right
See you my darling
You just didn't tell my kids
She can't be trusted either
They're worse as one another
She talks a big game
And then when I get home
She was just for her laugh
That was just for the guys
I was like oh yeah I thought it was
Deep down I knew it was
There's no other guys here
It's just me and I'm not really one of the boys
Meigs more of one of the boys
than I am.
Thanks, babe.
Just see that really?
Lance, Lance, Lance, lad.
It's almost time to get out of here.
Fuck, well, if only you'd just stop the podcast.
Do we do it?
Yeah, we have to do it.
It's Friday, basically.
Do we?
A fart that'll leave you with tear the eyes.
Guess the fart was that smell.
Oh.
A stinky mystery.
No, we're double.
Oh.
Guess the far.
Do it double.
Okay, they've been long recently, Dan.
They've been long, and you have been winning, and it's pissing me off.
Yeah, well, I just know I know that little butthole.
Oh, no, we can't fucking do this.
We've got shit to do after in the studio.
Normally we do kiss the fart, we leave.
We've got people to call.
And it's not actually Friday.
It's Thursday today.
We've played the intro.
Nothing could be stopped now, I guess.
I reckon it's, uh,
Oh, Nipy's just tabled himself there.
Okay.
It's definitely long.
I'm going to try something different.
But what about the fart sound?
Fuck me.
Right, I'm going to try something different.
Oh, she's going.
Oh, shit.
Jesus, if that's the case, that B-Day's been working over time.
I'm going to go.
He sort of blew into her elbow and got nothing.
Okay, I can just table any old thing now and I'm going to beat you.
I mean, Nipia had a strong one there.
I'm going to go...
Please be gapey.
Please be gapey.
It's a hung jury.
I don't think anyone won.
No, that's not.
No one was close to that week.
She's like a bit lightheaded turning around.
What's that smell
A good proper dizzy
That one wasn't ready
He's completely bypassed the producer's studio
He's out in the kitchen now
You know when you dig the chicken nuggets out of the air friar
And as you're eating them you go too soon
But I was hungry
That's horrid
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