The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS lost for words...

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast, Clint Megan Dan. Of course, we do a radio show. This is not the recap of that, but it probably is a link that sits just above or below this one.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Yeah. And you know what? This is my favourite of the two. I think it's my favourite too. I like just being able to talk. Not looking at the clock going That's three minutes We've got to start wrapping this up
Starting point is 00:00:33 I like in the normal radio show The one that you listen to the long one That's like business You know it's a business meeting This one's where you get home And take your pants off Oh god Is that not the best feeling
Starting point is 00:00:42 Every day I look forward to getting my comfys on I call them my comfys Ironically Dan didn't take his pants off But did it did take his top off Yeah he did today if you haven't seen it And put on a prosthetic I don't just take my top off And look like fucking chapel row
Starting point is 00:00:53 And clearly Clearly Clearly You can go to our Edge Breakfast Instagram page our tech top page or our Facebook page and you can see a video of Dan dressed up as Chapel Rhone in homage
Starting point is 00:01:05 to her at the... Is that the right word? Yeah, it was homage because I wanted to do her justice. And I wanted to... If you haven't seen the photos, because a lot of people... A few people commenting on Instagram being like, why has Dan got prosthetic women boobies? That was pretty much the look that Chappell had. She had
Starting point is 00:01:21 a dress that was just attached by her, like at her nipples. Oh, someone said... Oh, what did they say? We need to go through those actually on Monday's show because I think that'd be hilarious. Don't act like he needed the suit to hold a shirt up though. Oh.
Starting point is 00:01:35 So you could have just... Oh. Who's it that? Who was that? Was that some sort of sad, pathetic person? At the end of the day, Dan, you hit the spot, mate. You nailed the bit and you dressed the part. You're right, Dan.
Starting point is 00:01:48 It's an account that literally says, I'm here just to make fun of people. So he's looking for something. He's a troll. He would have stumbled across your vet and just absolutely feasted. Now here's the thing A lot of people have seen it Unless you're on TikTok
Starting point is 00:02:02 And then very few have Because it looks like the algorithm Has blocked it from getting around TikTok Because obviously it looks like The boobies are so good It looks like you're just bare-chested Like with women's boobies People are saying that you suit the nipples
Starting point is 00:02:18 And the person's The opinion that I actually care about Is your wife Hannah Dahl My Wau beautiful wife And the thing about Hannah is I don't know if we've spoken about this much She couldn't give less of a fuss about what I do. No. To the point where like I'll go home and I'll ask her about her day,
Starting point is 00:02:36 hoping that she'll go, what did you do today? But never. She'll always go, oh, yeah. And here's the thing, the video has been up on Instagram for the last like half hour and we've been in a bit of a meeting. And I was chomping at the bit being like, we need to call Hannah before it pops up on her feed and she sees it and we lose her reaction. You don't think she even probably goes to the effort of following the page. Oh, she wouldn't even know. Like sometimes she'll see a video like in evening when we go to bed and we scroll next to each other and don't talk to each other. We just sit there both scrolling. And sometimes she'll go, oh, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Okay, so the craziest part for me is Dan's dressed like a woman, bare chested, barely covering his nipples with a bit of fabric. And I was like, what does your wife think? And you go, she doesn't even know. So she has no idea Dan was doing it. So hopefully when she watches the video live, I would love to know what she thinks of her husband looking like a woman on the internet singing chap. Well, I've got it all set up.
Starting point is 00:03:30 If you could put her number in, Dan, I've got it all set up to send to her. What's the last thing we were talking about each other's babies? That's nice. Well, the thing is, yeah, I don't think she's even going to know that I was doing it, let alone have seen the video. You didn't practice last?
Starting point is 00:03:43 You find out, being like, did you know? I practice in the car. Maybe we'll lead with that, just if she had any idea as to what Dan was doing today. To help pay the mortgage. Oh, hello, Hannah speaking. It's me again. Hi, Hannah.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Sorry. Oh, hello. Hi, hi. Okay. Okay. I hear you're working from home, so I'm hoping I can talk to you for just a couple of minutes. Yeah. Do you know what your husband did on the show today?
Starting point is 00:04:06 Well, I have heard a rumor that he changed his outfit somewhat. Who was the rumor from? Who told you? Well, the child's carer who came to our house has spread about it. Oh, no. Okay. Okay. She did that?
Starting point is 00:04:26 Have you not seen? Have you not seen it? Because I want to send you the link so you can watch at the same time as we get your reaction. No, I have not seen it yet. That blows my mind. Okay, have you got your laptop open? This is so delicious for us because we want to get Dan's wife's live reaction to see him dress like a woman singing Chappel Rhone. Have you got your laptop open?
Starting point is 00:04:47 Can you access Messenger or do you need to do it on your phone? Oh, hang on, I'll put you all on. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Okay. That's fine. Okay. And then I'm going to send you it now, yeah?
Starting point is 00:04:57 Okay, on Messenger, yeah. Yeah, on Messenger. Here we go. Okay. Get ready to be delivered on, then. Oh, well, honestly, Daniel. You said this out of the phone. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I don't know if you can hear that as well, but I don't want to give you feedback. No, that's right. You just tell us what you like, what you love, which parts of it you dislike. May awaken something in your bag. She's very quiet. Yeah, she's obviously watching intently. Is it tears? I'm leaving you.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Look, I've seen that important bits. I've seen the important bit. You've seen enough. She's seen it up. That's what she's saying. Yeah. Yep. Look, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Speechless, I guess. Speechless. Yeah. What's it like to know that your husband has better boobies than you? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Excuse me. Don't you dare say that about you. Bigger, bigger, bigger.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Bigger. Bigger. What are you saying about my breath? No, I'm not saying you've got the best ones, but I'm just saying that mine look. Oh, fuck up. Don't say that to your wife. I'm just talking to her like that. You cannot speak to Hannah like that.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I won't allow it. I'm sorry. Indeed. Will you share it to your story? Look, I might not. Besides, no. Fair enough. I'm not even going to share it to mine, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Someone, Hannah, someone's commenter going. I didn't realize those was prosthetics. They literally thought they were my own boobs. Oh, wow. Oh, Daniel. Hey, I will say, because it's the long weekend. Dan doesn't have to drop the suit back until Monday, if you know what I mean. Yeah, if you guys want to...
Starting point is 00:06:56 No deal, man. No Bueno. Hard no from me. No. Okay, so leave the prosthetic suit at work. Oh, that means Clinton, you can take it. Yeah, great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Win-win. Oh my God, so did the child career know that that's what I did this morning? Yes, 100%. She came in and she was like, oh my goodness, do you know what your husband's doing? Oh, God, that's so bad. I'm going to have to, oh, Jesus. Anyway, okay. I love you, my heart.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I have to go and do some work. Yes, go. Oh, yeah. So, damn, that is his job. She's gone. Oh, God. And also, TikTok's just blocked the whole thing. It's got, like, no views on it because your tits are out.
Starting point is 00:07:34 So it's just been a, so it's been all for nothing. Oh, good. to know. But at least your nanny's seen it. Why are we calling Jamie? I wonder if she's seen it if she's turned on by it. Maybe her wife, she's spoiled because she's, you know, got you for so long. Oh, hi.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Morning, Jay. Have you seen the... Hold on, hold on. I need to... Yeah, sorry, there was too many noises in my ear. Hi. Hey, babe. Have you seen the video of Dan hitting the spot doing Chapel Rhone on our Edge Breakfast Instagram?
Starting point is 00:08:02 Yes, I have seen that. What do you think? Thoughts feelings. Turned on. Oh. about the outfit or the singing. The outfit? What about both?
Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah. No, I thought it was fab. I thought you pulled off the outfit pretty well. A little bit disturbing, but also kind of awesome. Oh, kind of awesome. Well, I feel like whoever hired it and found the fabric and made it up, I'm impressed. Oh, yeah, it's good, isn't it? Fashion background.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Well, I'm more than happy to lend it to Clint for the weekend, because we've got it over the weekend if you want to see you a minute. Ooh, ooh. I do love a dress-up. I'm teasing. I don't want that anywhere in my house. I was so excited. Did you imagine how traumatized the kids would be? You should have seen his face.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I like being teased, but not if it's a joke. Could you imagine how traumatized our children would be? Oh, they'd be asleep. All right. Well, I wasn't desperate to bring it home. I just, you know, I just, I thought maybe Dan's wife was a little. bit spoiled. And other women, just because his wife, his wife didn't love it, doesn't mean that other
Starting point is 00:09:16 women around the world were absolutely... Oh, Hannah didn't love it? Why didn't Hannah love it? I thought they'd be right up her, really. Well, I think because our nanny came over today and was like, have you seen what your husband's doing at work and she didn't know? So it was a bit of a shock to her sister. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What are you up to? Why do you make it so... This poor lady. And I'm just cleaning the house naked. Oh, now we're talking.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Hey, you leave her alone. I'm going to check the cameras. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm inactive we're doing the dishes. Oh, wow. I feel like woman doing things naked. I find that really exciting. But men walking around naked, like bending over to get stuff out of the washing machine.
Starting point is 00:10:01 I don't really want to see that view. No one does. That sucks, A, that we don't have the superpower that we can just like, just bend over with no clothes on. all of a sudden you girls are just gagging for it. Oh, there'll be some. There'll be some fetish. Oh, yes. Yesterday, there was something,
Starting point is 00:10:17 a guy said that's so funny, he saw it in TikTok that a guy said that girls go crazy for this, and then he did it, and I, without knowing the TikTok or anything, I said, oh, you look good. It's not bouncing fruit off his bicepter. No, it was... Yeah, we tried that. He tried the apple bouncing off the bicycle. It was exercise shorts in a sweatshirt.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Oh. I don't know why, but I was, oh, you look hot, and he was like, that's so fucking weird me. I actually got this off a TikTok. what they apparently women like this. A sweatshirt and exercise shorts. I don't know. He just looked hot and it. I'm wearing exercise shorts and a sweatshirt.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Oh. All right, well let's rip this up and I'm going to get out of you. You guys are so weird. I'm so sorry that that conversation was going to be quite quickly into a weird place. We're used to it though. Okay, babe, I'm going to keep trying to pay the mortgage. Clint's just sitting here fingering a like squishy thing. And a stress ball.
Starting point is 00:11:08 They've got to finger something. Okay Because he's definitely not doing that this week Here they're right See you my darling You just didn't tell my kids She can't be trusted either They're worse as one another
Starting point is 00:11:26 She talks a big game And then when I get home She was just for her laugh That was just for the guys I was like oh yeah I thought it was Deep down I knew it was There's no other guys here It's just me and I'm not really one of the boys
Starting point is 00:11:37 Meigs more of one of the boys than I am. Thanks, babe. Just see that really? Lance, Lance, Lance, lad. It's almost time to get out of here. Fuck, well, if only you'd just stop the podcast. Do we do it?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah, we have to do it. It's Friday, basically. Do we? A fart that'll leave you with tear the eyes. Guess the fart was that smell. Oh. A stinky mystery. No, we're double.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Oh. Guess the far. Do it double. Okay, they've been long recently, Dan. They've been long, and you have been winning, and it's pissing me off. Yeah, well, I just know I know that little butthole. Oh, no, we can't fucking do this. We've got shit to do after in the studio.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Normally we do kiss the fart, we leave. We've got people to call. And it's not actually Friday. It's Thursday today. We've played the intro. Nothing could be stopped now, I guess. I reckon it's, uh, Oh, Nipy's just tabled himself there.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Okay. It's definitely long. I'm going to try something different. But what about the fart sound? Fuck me. Right, I'm going to try something different. Oh, she's going. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Jesus, if that's the case, that B-Day's been working over time. I'm going to go. He sort of blew into her elbow and got nothing. Okay, I can just table any old thing now and I'm going to beat you. I mean, Nipia had a strong one there. I'm going to go... Please be gapey. Please be gapey.
Starting point is 00:13:07 It's a hung jury. I don't think anyone won. No, that's not. No one was close to that week. She's like a bit lightheaded turning around. What's that smell A good proper dizzy That one wasn't ready
Starting point is 00:13:21 He's completely bypassed the producer's studio He's out in the kitchen now You know when you dig the chicken nuggets out of the air friar And as you're eating them you go too soon But I was hungry That's horrid All right All right see you guys
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