The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Meg & Baby Miller join the pod!

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Kiori everyone, welcome to the OnlyFans podcast with myself and Dan. And normally Ash, but she's off doing her little bits and pieces. She's got her fingers and a few pies at the moment.

We could get Meg on. Let's call Meg. Yeah, what's her number? You must know it off by heart. Yes, now. O2? No, that's her old number. It's got to be O2.

to something. No. I'll be it is. It is. Yeah. 02. Yes. That's what I said.

7. Yes. 027. 304. That's what I've got. 9. That's also what I have. Yeah.

We better remember to go back and edit that. Oh, you better. It's on you, Clint. I don't edit this stuff. Me? Oh, hey, she's got a sexy voice on. How did you just ask? Oh, yeah.

Hey, baby. I mean. I'm on my phone because Taylor Swift just announced her album and I'm excited. Oh, yeah. She announced her album like two days ago and it's not up to October. Yes, I know and it's still very exciting, Clint. I'm putting in lots of work to figure out what I can do between then. Clint, you'd be proud of me.

I sleuthed the track list yesterday and set it out on air and they're all right. That's the first time I've done some good sleuthing. He just saw something online that said it was a leaked album. Yeah, there was a leak. Everybody saw that. I leaked it, though. But it was saying it on it. Fuck off.

All you did was saw a leak. It doesn't mean that when the plumber goes around, he goes, thanks for doing that, Dan. I don't know how I would have found the leak without you, buddy. I identified it as a leak. I'm going to gushing out of the pipe. And he's like, man, I got you on the case, Danny, boy. I haven't known me?

Congratulations, you can read, Dan. Awesome. Thank you very much. At last, someone congratulating me. Get it. Anyway. Anyway, how's your, how's your, how's your, I know, I was going to ask us.

Holiday. fanny. Fanny is great, thank you. I'm all healed up down there. Good. Back in action. Stop bleeding. By the way, for anyone who's new to the podcast,

make a baby. Yes. So she's not taking leave because she had a fanny accident where she went motorcross dirt bike racing for the first time and landed on her bloody gooch. I always ask me how's her fanny and she asks how's my penis. That's what we do. We'll find out about Dan's penis shortly.

Back to you, me. It's back to normal as well. Do you know, Meg, we did easy money And the word is I I'm going to give you the category Something you go to Something you go to the doctor for Oh, wait

You'd suck Oh, God Yeah, in step, sold Fucking out, fuck me I got I had infection Dan went with itchy penis I was gonna go with eye

like eyeballs with that would have been wrong as she went with in-step soul mm

fucking out at least it wasn't it's an itchy vagina what is wrong with you dad

I don't know well clearly got a got a I've never know can I just use this

podcast to just put it out there I've never gone to the doctor for an itchy cock

I always avoid that's great that's you absolutely have you because you have you

had a STI for lady in some dirty mud no that was a stingy

cock not a snitchy so when you got the wart on it. No, it didn't you?

That's because I rolled around in mud as a kid. And then you got a water on your penis. You did. And you went, yes. You could. Yeah, because I rolled

around in mud. And then I think what happened was, correct me if I'm wrong because it was a long time ago told this. They went to put, you know how they put like nitrogen,

which is meant to be like, it's like so cold it burns. What is this? What is this? They were meant to put nitrogen on the wot of your penis but your knob was so small. They got confused

and they actually nitrogen to your tip. And that's why you're dick is half the size. That's why they, yeah, they nitrogen to my cock off. But that's a believable story. Yeah. Okay.

Should we putting that out there into the internet as well, are we? Okay. No, I don't worry, your dick is intact. And then Dan goes, that's not my dick. That's the ward. I asked Meg about her fanny. How have we got to my cock? Okay, me, how is it?

Yeah, no, the vagina is very good. Thank you very much. In fact, I'm allowed to, in theory, have sex again, which isn't going to happen. Have six ever again? No, she can. Oh, you're allowed to have sex again. I heard you're never allowed to have sex again.

Oh, God, no. But, yeah, I don't know how, I don't know when it will be. But my midwife was like, yeah, go for it. Go for it. Oh, like, no, thank you. Can you please change your answer in front of my husband? If I was a woman and I had to push a human out, I'd be at least a year. Oh, you can still do some hand stuff, Dan.

Oh, yeah, I'd be doing that. I'd be sucking off. No, I mean, like, hand stuff on your wife. I don't know what, you're far out. Do you know, Meg, again, I'm probably oversharing here, but we were talking about, like, our ho-faces, and how none of us had a ho-face. And so, Ash-and-a-ho-face.

Yeah, lucky you, Ash and I both did in. This was off here, by the way. And we were all talking about our ho-phase, and she goes, yeah, like, guys, girls, I don't care. I'd just be whatever. This is Ash. And then Dan goes, I don't know. don't know if I could be with a hundred dudes

and we were like you don't have to be with one dude it's your hope you sleep with whoever you want I don't know why that was your instant thought no because I was thinking I was putting myself in the head of a woman why you're a guy because I was

clearly words no because we were talking about Ash and I was putting myself inside her like but why would you think about your own experience because I was saying I don't think I could do that with 20 cocks I can't do it with any

but where but you put a you put a fanny in front of me and I go what? Happy days watch him work ladies watch him work you would no I don't you know what I mean

anyway look cock or fanny I'm Mr Magoo oh man we call Megger Am I the only one that had a whole face on the show? Yeah. You are, yeah.

Wow, good for me. Yeah. Good for me. Yeah, Ash blames Jesus. He had a bit to do with the cock-blocking of me growing up to. Yeah, I could blame Jesus, though, if I wanted, but I don't. You should. I should.

You weren't religious. I know. But I could. If I could say that Jesus was, you know, cock-blocking me. What was the biggest cock-block or reason? for your lack of hope phase, do you think, growing up? Musical theatre. Musical.

Bullshit. There's so many people sleeping with each other, I reckon, in production and theatre. I think it was a mix of musical theatre, a little bit of acne, and people thinking I was gay. It was just sort of a mix of those three. The last one, definitely, I don't think, would have helped.

I don't get any cock either, Clint. Oh, Mick's pulled it. stitch and she can't have sex again oh my god you're so right dad I never ever thought about that I was like oh yeah maybe it's because they thought he was gay but you didn't even get me guys

no but that's because if I wanted guys I probably would have been able to get them but unfortunately I don't like I'd love to be able to be in that position where I could have a smorgasbord of genital but unfortunately I am only attracted to girls

Anyway This has been a fucking home truth of a podcast Sorry about this Yeah, I thought we were supposed to call Megan You wanted to embarrass her But it's really Somehow she's managed to Throw the mirror up

In your face didn't Much at all What else do you want to tell us What else has happened Out of the nappies? Me, yes Sadly But I have brought

Sadly I miss them So I've brought 20 more I'm going to wear them At my leisure How much Karma is this. Remember how I was getting sent all those adult nappies and then Meg's the one that has to use them? When did they stop coming?

Like I haven't had someone in like a couple of months. How long have you been gone, Meg? Oh, it's hard to remember. Is it you, Meg? Have you been doing this? Fuck you. Have you actually? Is it?

Clint's nodding. Now I don't know who to believe. What a stupid game She finds it funny than anyone It must be her But Meg, what a waste of it! You're the environment You'll miss this fucking mother nature They've all gone to landfill

No one's shattern them No, I took some of them home I took some of them home to be fair Oh, bullshit you did Oh look I don't know who started that I just carried on the legion Brilliant

Brilliant Okay, so someone else So two people You are one of them And another person Have been spending me nappies I don't know There goes another stitch

I don't know I don't know The other person is To be fair But I did carry on Whatever they started I'm sorry What is the day in the life

Of a new mum For the second time Look like What's on the agenda So right now Okay, what time is it? It's 1128. I haven't left bed.

Fuck, what a dream. I'm still in bed. There is a baby asleep on my chest right now. And I have a coffee next to me. Guys brought that in. It's my second one. He's topped it up. My God.

And I've been on TikTok most of the day. What are your thoughts on the Taylor Swift album? I've got the track list in front of me. Let's talk about this. I'm so excited. I really am. I know I'm a big loser that I get really excited about this. But like it looks like it's going to be.

upbeat it's all glittery I can't wait for the podcast it sounds I mean I'm the thing is I think it's out now the podcast is out already oh shit is it yeah it's 11 o'clock this morning what are your thoughts on the cover it's very unlike Taylor it's a very

untowlery cover it wasn't my favourite I like the other photos that she had inside like the one she was in the black leotard leading back that should have been the cover to me but I mean honestly guys I'm such a fan that she can really

a vinyl and every track is just a fart and I'd say it was good. So it's like I'm a bad person to ask because I am so I love her so much. Yeah. Yeah. I can't wait for the album where she just farts into a mic and then it loses it.

I've actually got a snippet of that track here actually because it got leaked. Yeah, go. I think I've got... Clint, don't. Clint. You're a fucking wanker. All right, me actually. Good chat.

See you later darling Nice to chat dad Yeah yeah That smells like fucking pork Yeah I had I had pork pork for lunch Yeah that does it smells like a fucking pork sausage You sick fuck

He's still got the cellars Oh yeah Alrighty See you Maggie Oh shit hold on there's a bonus track here as well Oh I'm not gonna do it if she's not even on the phone Is she gone No, she hung up

So, all right, we'll tease for guest to fart tomorrow, I suppose. Rover, Music, Radio, Podcasts.