The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Meg, Miller & Guy join the pod!!!!

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is? Here we go. Oh, you might have already heard the secret con. Yeah, there she is. Hello, everybody.

That nasly tone. God, there it is. I actually do feel like I feel nervous, so my voice has gone, like, seven octas hot. Is this a different mic? Do we sound different? No. I'm not trying to be funny. Hello.

Do I sound different? Maybe that post-pregnancy voice. Include Megan Dan on your OnlyFand's podcast, which if you haven't been listening to this one a while and then randomly stumbled across this, which is unlikely, I would have thought. Meg's been away on Matley for how long now? I've got a six-week-old baby,

but I think I went two weeks beforehand, two or three weeks, so two months. Has it been two months? Yeah, two months without me. But you had the perfect amount of time because I remember you saying I want two weeks or something. Yes, they did. And I got it. I got two weeks.

Almost instant. Bang on. Yeah. And then I've got two more months. Wow. Has it already been two? So we're halfway already? Halfway.

Oh, bloody how it's gone past. Does it feel halfway for you? And actually, do you know, I was saying to Guy last night, I'm doing at the moment and everything with postpartum is like totally a phase in passing, but I'm doing really well that I feel a little bit like I'm taking the piss. Yeah. Like I could come back to work. You know, I'm not going to, but I'm feeling like... But don't say that because then it all shit will hit the fan. And that's what I've done now.

I've gone and fucked it. Touchwood. But I am doing so well that I'm like, I feel a little bit like I'm taking the best. But I know it all changes. At the moment, we've still got that kind of, she's just been a very chill. Well, she's actually, she's just been a baby.

I'm just more resilient, I think, than the first time. And I said that to Hannah. I felt like she said it when she first had the baby, and she was like it's too easy. Yeah, and then it changes. And then it changes. And I think that's exactly when I come back to work, which is like the three to four month mark.

So that's awesome, awesome. Really cool stuff. And keep in mind, you can like sleep whenever now, whereas you can't when you come back? I haven't been doing that. I haven't had one nap in the six weeks. Wow. One nap because the Miller sleeps on me.

So I haven't actually done that. And I haven't felt the need to, which is really weird because it's not like she's sleeping. I'm still on adrenaline. Speaking of. Hey, there she is. Am I happy? Oh, they're here. Oh, this is like old days, right, where a guy just pops in the middle of him.

There he is. Come, my, boo. Get her on a mic. Come on. I'm wondering what you've missed. Well, he's been gone. Dan got his ball scanned. Why?

Why have you got a lump? No, I don't know. I have to get up twice at night to wee. He thought he had a UTI and then he went somehow from I might have a UTI to getting an ultrasound on his testicle. Yeah, I had an old, and on my bladder.

Isn't that the most damn thing? Twice in the night? Do you just drink lots of water? No, but I don't. Because someone said to me, they were like, stop drinking, having a cup of tea because I love my cup of tea. You know, I would love my cup of tea.

You're just getting out of hand. After sex. Not every night. I'll have the cup of tea without sex so night. But every time you have seen you have a cup of tea afterwards. Yes. It's like, you'll never have a, I'll never have a cup of tea then sex.

Like, cup of tea is like the, like... At the end. My ex-boyfriend used to have a cigarette after we had sex, but that feels very different. Dan's Victory, Hilgray. When were you, when was your boyfriend having a cigarette after sex? When we're like 18. Fuck, yeah, was that in the 1950s? Jesus Christ.

Sorry, I was swearing in this imprint in the room. Tears just jealous, because by the time he had sex for the first time, he wouldn't even allowed to smoke inside anymore. No, no, he was like 26. Oh, what else could I do? Cup of tea. Yeah, so I, no, nothing's wrong with my testicles. You'll be pleased to know.

I am pleased to know. And the man that scanned them said they were a couple of the most brilliant testicles he's ever seen. No, he didn't. He didn't say that at all. And in fact, I would say, take him to court. If he did, you know, I would say, that's silly. Hey, do you mind if I bring a few people in here? Hey, just come look at these.

Oh, these are brilliant testes. What else is Megmas when she's been away? As he was scanning them. Oh, yeah, I got bored. I think I actually did predict that. We did predictions before I left and they said. Clint will go back blonde, so I'm happy to say. He did, yeah.

But that's a very safe prediction. It was my easiest one. Although, that's like saving David Attenborough is going to die this year, but we've been saying that for years. Still not dead. We thought that was the easiest celebrity death guess ever, but no. What else has happened?

Oh, I'm just trying to... Dan bought a third remote control car! I'll bring it in. I've got three now. Go, guy, you all like it. It's a brushless. You keep trying to get Guy into those fucking cars. Oh, fuck.

Oh, the motor. Yeah, brushless motor. Yeah, it's very fast. Why do you have three? I don't realize you bought it. We didn't know we had two. I got one and then I got sent one some company was like, we want you to be the spokesman

of our company. Oh, fuck off! You're not the spokesman of giant remote control cars. Well, not really, but they wanted to send me one. They were like, we'd love you to drive it. It'd be an honour if you drove our car. Purs off. Hey, and did you find out about the... What was this? Well, if you can't think of anything I've done, I've just

remember all the Dan stuff. Clint sung in his own wedding as vowels. Oh, okay. I do know that. I know that one. I think we saw the video one time. Dan ended up like entering to race his car against other people but then found out it's at a primary school and we're pretty sure it's just against children.

Clint's wife pegs him. How did everyone knew that one? She hasn't done that. Ages. Ages. Fuck it. Fuck you shoot. Dan doesn't have a six bag. Meag to you are never a sex bag.

I know. Oh, we've got to say. six drawer. Yeah, the drawer, bag, case. Draw is fine. Yeah, we've got a draw. In fact, we actually had to, um...

Reenforce the drawer. We had to reinforce the drawer from the weight. Because around East, my daughter found an egg that was definitely not for her. Oh, God, she didn't try to eat it, did she? No, but she did bring it into the room. And Guy went very pale. Um, she was, oh, I've had another one.

It was a little weirdy. He's like, hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go wash our hands. Oh, yeah. Is it the one that we'd, that go, that Meg had inside her, or is it one that you use... That's not a keegal. Now, what do you call it?

No, it was those masturbation eggs we got sent once. Oh, I tried using that. Which Meg bought for me, by the way. I didn't buy this. I tried using them, but... Too big. You are, or the egg was... The egg, like, it was like throwing over a bloody cushion, like a big...

Parachute over something, anyway. Dan, just throwing a pebble down a drain pipe, just bouncing around, all the way down. Yeah, anyway. Really fucked the conversation for me to be holding our daughter. And you don't want to ask for any smaller ones because then they'll start sending the FBI to your house and be like, that's concerning. Why do you need to small the size?

Yeah, so anyway. Oh, well. What else? What else? Yeah, probably. Okay. That I can remember on the spot. Nothing much to catch up with me.

What do you do most days? Most days, I stay in bed until between 10 and 1 bitch I'm sorry this is a reflex what the 10 and 1 5 that's what you may as well just live in bed like the fact that you stay

I get a sore back I'd have a sore back from lying down you must have bed sores I call her Grandpa Joe yeah I'd want to check the backs of your knees okay well not every day how often are you changing your sheets I'd change them daily

every second or third day oh good it's all right although the hormone sweat Guy's shaking his head, maybe it before. She doesn't change the sheets. Guy changes the sheets. There you go, would you like? Wow, so what do you do?

Do you just kind of rolls to the left and then he pulls a bit on and he rolls to the right? Like the mum from what's eating Gilbert Graves? So you never have to leave? But yeah, and then I like feed her and then she naps and then I probably will feed her again and I'm like, okay, I'll get up now. And when does guy give you your towel bath?

He brings me breakfast and bed and a coffee. What are you fucking? doing? I would never come back. Yeah, it's feeling very... And then, do you know what I do? I get up and I go, oh, come on Miller, and we walk to the couch and watch TV. Oh, wow. Anything good? What's good at the moment?

Yeah, I'm watching Pop Star Academy. I'm getting to my K-pop. So that's new with me, K-pop. Is it like a reality TV show, like getting in the band? Oh, Cammy would love it. Cammy would love it. Get her into it. What time are you getting up, Guy? Six. Are you?

Hey, he hasn't done one. I've done six weeks of overnight by myself. Thank you very much. Well, yeah, because you're fucking impede all the time. Exactly. You are, Grandpa Joe. You are? Yeah. Yeah, we've done it.

So that I do all the overnight, and then Guy comes in at six, and he takes over in the morning. Yeah, and that's been a really good way to do it. Yeah, we're done pretty well. I must say, the times we've gone over, there's everything's been very relaxed. Yeah, we have been very chill this time around.

Yeah, like Miller is actually in the studio right now. He's just chilling. You'd hope so. Yeah, yeah. If I'm here as well. Oh, shit, where is she? Where's Daisy? Daisy's at a new kindi.

Oh, she's got a new kindi, why? She's a new kindi. It's just, it's slightly bigger, and we thought it would be a good transition to schooling. Yeah, true, change it up just before I guess you had to change it. It's a farm's got baby goats, it's got baby pigs. What?

I don't want to give too much details in case, you know, people stalk. And now people are not the goat and piglet. Yeah, they're, oh, I'll go, yeah. I don't think many panties have goats and piglets. I don't think Google will find it. No, there are heaps in Auckland that do it.

Yeah. And also, so what's the stalker going to do? Go check all the kindies with goats and they'd be like, huh, one of these is Meg and Go's. There's 30, it's a 1 in 30 chance of kidnapping a marginally

famous radio person's baby. They have to take all 30 to know that they've got megs. Oh my gosh, you know. And then we're broke at the moment, so there's nothing we can pay. Nothing. How much have you got? That's a pretty easy get.

You're like, well, we could sell guys PlayStation, but we wouldn't get that much, for me, 150. I don't know if you can have my, you can have my wank egg. And he's got a VR headset, doesn't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got one of those. Yeah, we can do that with the egg. We'll put them to it too. It's a little double whammy.

That's my idea of a good night. Okay. Although I do know, Kreech, he has suggested that. Because he found out of VR, he said, you watch porn with that. I was like, no, critch. I don't think you can do it on the PlayStation ones. Oh, do you want to, like, another, fun rude story that Dan started telling me today

and they never finished. He was telling me, we're giving away a spa pool and he was like, oh, I was one time in the spa, like, nude with guys and that, and I was like, wait, guys as in like people or guys and gay? He goes, no, just guys, but it wasn't gay. I was like, sounds pretty gay, bro. This was years

ago. I never got the end of the story, so hold on, you were nude and a spa pool with lots of dudes. Oh, fuck off. So years ago, so this was probably like 12, like really, yeah, really young. And we're in the spa and I'm like, I don't think any of us had dogs. Just get in, let's see.

The bubble's wide, everything. Boys, don't worry about. No, we were just nerd. I reckon half of them did. Dan would have been like, oh, boys, why do we all go naked? Oh, come on now. Michael was like, I brought my dogs. There's nothing worse having to dry your dogs.

He's like, Mike, you're wearing dogs and make the rest of us feel uncomfortable. We imagine to take yours off. I don't know. You would have been nude with your mates. Anyway, we would never have a naked spa with a, A bunch of my guy friends. Sorry, Dan, I have done that. So, when I was 12, we had a naked, like, pool party.

Anyway. It's different, though. No, 12? Oh, okay, no. It's the same. Saving you? There was, like, nothing sexual about it at all. Like, trust me.

Anyway, so we're in the spa, and there's probably, like, five of us, and they had the jets on. Oh, Dan's going to, I know he's going to back his ass up doing. And Aiden, I know him. I don't know him very well now. In fact, I don't know where he is. Could be dead. Aiden put his anus over one of the jets. Oh, fuck.

Your first, what do they call, Baday? He was like, fucking feels good. Probably was a bit gay. It sounds so gay. Literally, if you look at gay in the Dixirat, it might be a photo of that guy. Doing that in the spa.

Anyway. With his friends all naked watching. It gave him an interview in his shat. This is not real. I'm sweet. There's this problem. And we were all air. Who's fucking sparse?

He's fucking smart. Now that we're adults, can you imagine if you found out, you're like, Hey, Clint, you can't go out of space tonight. Why? I've got really sore muscles

from my soccer game. Why? Oh, well, fucking Aiden shattern and it. Oh, my God, he's got his miss boner. He'd be fucking 11 if you were adults. Oh, right.

Are you going to be back in on Friday? What's happening Friday? Are you here? Friday? I have not been invited Friday. Oh, okay. Well, then we may as well on Friday. Ah! Oh, yeah.

We should get aided in for this. Say, get the baby out of the room. I'm not again again. Get the baby out of the room. He wants the guess. She's just been birthed for a vagina. She's fine. Also, come on. We've been filling. We've been, we've been in that bedroom

with you. Yeah, crop-posted. Yeah, well, that's a bedroom into one people. Okay, Clay. Have you given her a touch-up? Okay, come on. Oh, I've got to do it. Right, I'm going to do it.

I actually do it. I guess, okay. Well, I think he's a treat for Meg, you know, because she's not going to be here on Friday. Take it. Oh, that's a good one. Miller? This is Miller's guess.

Is that I'm trying to force one out? Is that what she sounds like? Okay. I'm gonna go. He's up. Hey. Oh, Jesus. I hope not.

Got on that spa afterwards like I'd cleaned it out. It'd be a cheque. Oh, maybe I can't do it on a Tuesday. It's always the gentle. It's always gentle grunts, they get me. We're normally doing it on Friday, maybe... That's not the day, Clint. Please, I can't.

I do feel like... You know when you know it's not really on and you're like, no, come on, we'll be right. Come on, Clint. There's an audience. an audience. Dan, come on. I can't.

There's no way. I'm not going to do it. You're going to have to. You're going to have to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dan. Oh, for fuck sake. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Dan, no, Dan. You are disgusting, Dan. Guess the part what's that smell? You are disgusting. What's going to be here? Don't move. Stay still.

You're crop dusting it. You've got to stay very still afterwards. Still afterwards. That was the most pathetic part ever. Well, thank you. You saved it. Thank you. Someone had two.

Jesus Christ, longest podcast ever. Back to bed for me. You only got up at 1pm. She's been out of bed in 90 minutes. All right. See you guys. Good to next time.

Bye.