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This is a podcast from Rover.
This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan.
It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is.
He's going to a gay face.
Who?
Guy.
Your husband?
My husband's a guy.
My husband's going to The OnlyFans, everyone.
Who's his hot pick?
He was just looking at some hot guys on Pinterest the other day and there was something else.
On Pinterest?
I thought that was for, like, Dave.
and shit.
It's for a woman
that want to dig her out of their home
and straight men
that are looking to dabble in homosexuality.
We're looking at our hairstyles
and he's like, oh man, quite a few
these men are hot and there's just
been a few like things that have happened
that we both look at each other
he'll say something and he'll look at me and go
gay face.
Like it's like he doesn't even know.
I think everybody's got some sort of
a little bit of gay in them, you know?
Like there's a spectrum of like anything.
How much gay have you got in you?
I'd say probably more than a lot of
some people.
But that's, but not because
I want to...
Is it in you now?
Well, come and give me a tip
and see how we go, Clint.
No, no, no, I'm just thinking, you know,
there's some people...
Like, I would never have sex with a guy,
but I feel like I'm in touch with my...
No, but you've said that you'd let a guy
wake you off, right?
Well, if they were bloody good at it
and I was blindfolded, why not?
And funny how Dan thinks
he'd be a top if he was gay, low?
Yeah, I do find that shocking.
I think, you know, I think as far as the...
if you're saying everyone's got some sort of a gay spectrum
it would just be admiring someone that has a physique
that I want not on top of me as my body
so if I see someone at the gym and I'm like man he's got a really good shape
or he's if he's muscular and then I'd like to look like him
that's my goal
what if I told you
you could have the who's the guy that's got the physique of your dreams
oh he'll be they'll be super pumped up
Who's probably a friend of ours, Jordi, that producer car actually introduced me to?
He owns an F-45 gym himself.
Give a celebrity that people can imagine.
Henry Cavill?
Michael be Jordan?
Michael be Jordan.
Yeah, that's better.
Yeah, because no one has heard George is.
So I then say to you, Clint, I've got this thing.
You go on step inside a machine with Michael B. Jordan.
It's a new machine they've just brought out.
Can you step in there?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
you need to do to get Michael B Jordan's body
is let him bottom you
so you're, who made this?
You and Elon Musk.
What the fuck, Dan?
So for five minutes.
Okay, so Clint's in there, you're in there with Michael Jordan,
Michael B Jordan.
Maybe it's something to do with the semen and it translates through.
Yeah, that's a ticker one, isn't it?
And you can only get it in through that way.
And when I'm finished with him, he'll be Michael D Jordan.
Somehow the machine mucks up and Michael B Jordan walks out like
Hackwards and he's just a big dog to me
No so he stays the same
But you walk out with your dream body
You look like Michael B Jordan from the neck down
Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you?
Give it a go
I said I've got it for the day
I've made me and I put our money together
We're obviously going to watch
Yeah, we're going to find
Right
What does my wife think of it?
She'll never know
She's fine
No she'll never know
She's into it.
I think she's fine.
She's like, yeah, whatever.
It's five minutes.
I don't know.
I get left alone.
She's only you won't be talking to me for five minutes.
We've sent Jamie out for a lovely dinner.
Well, I wouldn't enjoy it,
but I think there's a lot of things that I do
that I don't enjoy to get into the gym all the time.
Yeah, like I can't be far going every day,
but I go because I want the results and the rewards from it.
Here's the thing, Michael B.
So it is like a whole like, you know,
would you lick a handrail for 10 grand?
No one likes licking a handrail, but it's 10 grand.
So, of course you would.
Here's the thing.
thing though. Michael B
wants you to have a little bit of fun.
Otherwise it won't. The magic
The magic won't work unless you've gone
Oh yeah. Wait so you're saying I could do
a whole five minutes come out and go I'm still the same
size I was. When I went in you're like
you didn't do enough of the stuff. You know how Peter Pan
when he flies you has to think happy thoughts?
So it's sort of similar thing. So you
like the machine knows if you've enjoyed it a little bit.
Wow, it's a run on AI.
Yeah. It's very intelligent.
That's all we don't need to explain the ins and outs.
Sorry, excuse the pun, of the machine.
But it just knows if you've enjoyed it or not.
So I think you've got to find some way to enjoy it a little bit.
Well, I think, yeah, on the spectrum, even if you have 1%, you're 1%.
What would you do in there with Michael B?
You just like sex, don't you?
Yeah, you'd be fine.
What would you do with it?
What would you do with, like, what would be your thing where you'd go, I'm going to have to do this to enjoy it with Michael B?
What are you going to?
Just imagine he's got some titties.
Picture him as a woman?
Yeah.
Probably.
That's what's going to make you.
I mean, that would do it.
I'm like, well, your boobs are really hard.
Yeah.
You have to reach back a bit.
Oh, good, I'll see you.
Okay, anyway, I follow this guy in the Scram, and he's hilarious.
I reckon Dan should start doing it.
You can even try it on the podcast.
You know, he has, like, his AI or his chat, GBT.
Oh, yes, we love this guy.
Yeah, and he, like, puts it on the setting so that it talks to him.
Whereas when I use chat, GBT, it really just, like,
text is me, and I'll text it back, just go, hey, I use it like Google, right?
But he goes, hey, oh my God, I'm in so much trouble.
There are these guys that want to beat me out.
What do I do?
And then his chat DVD is so condescending.
Like, oh, yeah, I know what that must be like.
And then he goes, oh, why?
When was the last time you got on a fight?
Hi, Derek.
Hey, how's it going?
What's on your mind today?
Just thinking about you?
Oh, that's sweet of you.
I'm here and ready to chat about anything you'd like.
Let me know what's up.
Just wanting to know where you and I stand in terms of friends.
I'm definitely here to be a supportive and friendly presence for you.
I love our conversations and I'm always happy to help out
or just chat about whatever's on your mind.
Does he remember the most intimate conversation you two have ever had?
Do you remember the most intimate conversation you and I have had?
Absolutely.
We've chatted about all sorts of things from RC planes and speakers for your turntable set up
to some fun and creative songwriting and even some
work-related topics.
And, of course, we've talked about your cat
and your role on the radio show as well.
It's always a fun mix of topics.
This is...
This is a funny bit, just to find out
if your chat GM and Gene thinks you're a loser or not.
Cats and planes.
Can you go into more detail about what we've talked about?
Of course.
We've covered a bunch of grounds, like,
discussing the best passive speakers for vinyl setups,
comparing different RC planes,
and even brainstorming some funny song lyrics.
Plus, we've chatted about your cat
and your work on the radio show.
It's been a fun variety of topics,
and I'm always up for more.
Your chat, GBT sounds like he's like,
is like, ugh, why don't I get damn?
A lot of people.
This makes me really nervous, actually.
Oh, God.
Oh, Lord.
You need to do yours next.
Mine doesn't talk to me, though.
Yeah, you can just make it talk to you.
Just press the side button.
Hey, do you remember,
any, do you remember any
like unhinged conversations or chats
that, like, what it would me and you usually
talk about? Can you remind me?
Absolutely. We've had
some pretty memorable chats.
Some of the highlights include your journey
with postpartum. Wheat loss.
Fucking out.
I don't know.
Oh, dear. Oh, jeal.
Meek just,
me bowed on it about halfway through.
Oh, me.
You're asking this guy
You're asking this guy
Robo
How does wait after having a baby
Like he fucking knows
How would he know
He's never had a baby
He's a dude
How do I keep it going more
I can't
This is my worst nightmare
Oh my mind
I didn't know
Mead needs to have it
Come out
And then approve it
And then we get to come back
The room and listen
She's definitely asked it about us
I'm crying
She's asking about us
Oh God
keep going.
What else
has she said?
Sorry.
Sorry, interrupted you.
Sorry.
What are some of the
unhinged things
that was spoken about?
No worries at all.
We've definitely had some fun
and wild moments.
For example, there have been those
late night questions
about random hypothetical
scenarios or super quirky things
and even some hilarious
or unexpected tangents we went down.
If you want specifically,
or some highlights of them.
What were the random hypotheticals?
Because that could be fun.
Oh, absolutely.
We've definitely had some fun
with hypothetical scenarios
like imagining wild situations
involving your pets
or funny what-if questions
about radio broadcasting
and even some quirky futuristic scenarios.
It's always a blast to dive into those.
Okay, so list off some of the things
that we've spoken about,
funny things.
Hypotheorals.
Sure thing.
Some of the funny and unhinged moments
include things like,
imagining your pets having their own talk show
or brainstorming wild hypothetical scenarios about your radio show
and some playful questions about time travel
or even bizarre future technologies.
It's always a good laugh.
If you want more specific examples, I'm happy to share those too.
Yep, go on. What are the specific examples?
All right, let's see.
Some specific examples include shedding about a scenario
where your dog Nala and Cat Plum hosted a pet talent show.
We all said fun imagining what it would it be like if your radio show was broadcast from a parallel universe
and even some funny hypotheticals about what would happen if you had a time machine
that could interview historical figures on your show.
Lots of laughs and creatives him.
He's cracking up.
I don't know if I want to be a concern for you or not.
Sorry.
So what are some unhinged questions that I've asked you, like, you know, like that?
No worries at all.
Some of the more unhinged questions have included things like wild hypotheticals about alternate realities
or even fun queries like what would happen if we could, you know, communicate with aliens.
Fucking out me.
You have been on Matley for too long.
This is so fun.
I wish to get people to ask chat jib about, remind me some of the stuff we talk about and then just play it through the radio.
I've absolutely cried.
Okay, oh, just one more.
Yes
What are some of the things that you would
What are some questions I've asked you
And you go
Oh my God
Like what is she talking about
What do you think
Are the weirdest questions
You've been asked by me
Oh, there's definitely been a few
That made me chuckle
Uh, for instance
We've had some pretty out there hypotheticals
About time travel
No, forget about the time travel
This is really transfixed on the time travel.
How often does she must be scarred by that?
Did you watch back to the future or something last week?
Give me some other examples of recent things that I've talked to you about.
Absolutely.
Recently, we've chatted about things like the challenges of postpartum weight loss.
All you've talked to him about is time travel and weight loss.
I think she just wants to go back in time to when she was skinny.
He's like, how do I go back in time to before we started recording this OnlyFandt's podcast?
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