The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS merry christmas whanau!

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case. Respect. This is Clint Meg and Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. It's like a Hollywood bakery outside of warehouse. You know, sometimes they're outside of the world. Yeah, welcome to the only fans, everyone.

Clint, Meg and Dan with Ash London, literally. Literally, we're brought together. I love you guys so much. The last show. It's just gone. Well, it's not even quite 10 o'clock, but it's our last show. We're all about to get out here.

This will be one of the last things we do for the year. I have a question for Ash. Before Ash did the show, she told me, because I was only semi-friends with you, but friends enough. And these boys didn't know you very well at all. Now they know you very well.

But before you started this role, you said, I do not work in teams and I don't want a team and I don't like doing team shows. What are your thoughts now after five months? months with these two. Still the same. No, honestly, it's what I mean. What I say, you've changed my, like, total approach to what I can do in radio, because I, I just don't think I'd ever worked with really smart people before. Yeah. So you still haven't really...

Nah, you know, they're so clever. Don't play the fucking sad. Oh, this one's not too bad. This feels a little bit... Is it really sad? Funeral marching. This one about a minute 30 picks up and gets a little bit, like, almost condescending. No, I trust these guys. Yeah. And I didn't think I would trust. trust people on air because I don't know I just never found my people and like I reckon you know it's it's shown me that I still have things to learn because I think I did when you get to an age and you've done something long and I think I've learned all I can't I've learned a lot and it's been really fun and I haven't had to I think do you know what it is

I haven't had to fake laugh you know when you have to fake laugh on air do this joke do you know what I think I've played a lot of like team teams a lot of sports teams and there are just some that are just like literally team players and they want everyone to play well and to shine and then there are other people that's like... They want to be Ronaldo. They want to score a hat trick and a 4-3 loss because they got three goals and they're proud of themselves.

But their team still like all hit down back into the sheds and they lost. And I think, yeah, if you're working with people where it's like a goal for anyone is a goal for the team, then I think you're always going to do all right. Yeah, yeah. It's very, like, whoever gets the wind is the win. We all celebrate.

And that's quite rare, especially with me. It's also one of my favorite things as well. Like sometimes Dan will do a song or Meg's doing like a bit. Not a song. Not a song. Try to do a song today. Or whatever it might be where it's like something that I've done. And I love a surprise break, especially.

One of my favorite things is sitting there just watching and going, this is so good. And this person's on my team. Like, and this is so great. And just watching your co-host do something really. really cool that you know it's going to be memorable outside of just in that moment on the show. You guys, you're all so lucky. I can't, I can't explain it. Like, I've come from Australia with, like, bigger budgets and all these other stuff.

And I'm like, you guys, the quality of radio, like, everyone in this building is putting out is beyond a world class. It's like, this is. Why do they pay them so much more then over there? Well, you think about it. There's a 24 million people in the country. So technically, they should have six times more the more budget, I guess. Who needs money when you've got?

friends, though. I want money and friends. Yeah, I've already got friends and now I'm like... He's got too many friends. You know what? Every time I go out with Clinton, we'll just be walking down the street and someone will be like, Clint! Hey brother! He's like, oh, I went to fucking school with you in 1942.

We did school surf together or whatever. You know, he knows... And they're not like fans of the show, they're just friends from his past most of the time. He knows so many people. And then I got a book talking to strangers so I can make more friends. I got that from my Secret Santa. So I can make more friends next year.

God, you could have ridden that book. He could have written it. Did we tell you when we went to Christchurch? And he sat, me and Dan sat next to each other and then across the aisle on the window was Clint. And the whole, from taxiing to getting off the plane, he talked with this lady who was in her, like, what, 60s? And at one point during the flight,

she got up and tried to open the door and jump out. You'd rather do that than talk to Clint. I had a book and I get fiddling with it and trying to take my bookmark out so I could start reading. But she obviously had locked it. Even her husband, I think, was like, fuel. Now, I was looking after her, so he didn't say much. She's a plain talker.

I can't stand them. I don't mind them in the lead-up to take off. Yeah, and then there's a moment. I agree. You've got to see that when I'm unraveling my headphones or opening my phone or whatever the kiddles, that's the stop. Headphones are the key. Just put them on.

Sometimes you've just got to be ruthless and go, I do wonder if someone is that socially unaware that they haven't picked up on those cues, if I go, hey, well, it was really nice talking to you, and I just put headphones on even though I think that's super rude are they oblivious to it being Okay, that's done

You know how we say that I'm really good at like feedback and like I'm a bit of a Karen, right? Ashley. I honestly believe there is always a way to kindly and kind is clear, clear is kind so there's always a way to do it kindly. I am a complimented Ash the other day we were talking on WhatsApp and I said

can I tell you something about yourself? I think yes I'd love that. Yeah, I know. I would be like very slow to reply yes I know Ash was like please tell me and I

she is the only friend I've ever had their ends of conversation in Teks have you guys noticed there she'll be like thanks for chatting to me good night

like every time Ash will like end to comment and I'm like okay we're done but it's because we have proper conversations over text

yeah yeah big long conversations I would feel we're just not texting just not texting yeah as if it's yeah and I didn't know

I did that and then I went to all my WhatsApp conversations I was like I really do round out a conversation

on text you're like you like ended off And so, like, the people need that. The people need that. Clear is kind and kind is clear. Exactly. So often we don't say what we want to say because we think we're being kind to someone,

but it's actually really unkind. So if you are, the kindest thing you can do is be clear with someone. And clear is always kind. Even if the clear that you're delivering, you think it might hurt the person. Often, clear is kind. The kindest thing you can do is be honest. Tough love sometimes. Sometimes tough love is good.

I just think you can say most things in a way that are helpful to someone. And so often we don't say what we want to say And I think that makes people sick inside It's like the times I've told Clinton I think we're a bit fart heavy on the podcast And we still continue to do the segment every Friday We tried to stop it didn't we make We did try to stop people

Oh my people rioted Oh they were really upset It's the only time that we've had like lots and lots of People came out of the woodwork You have you normals, you normies That like I happen to like chat on the podcast fan page We had woodworkers come out Not like physically like that was their job

But I mean like whatever they're saying means And they were like, hey, I've never written in before, but please don't stop it. That's not the saying, but I know what it means. They didn't come out. I've worked there long enough than when she makes up a saying or adds two together. I was like, why did Dan just say, I'm gay? He's like, I've been in the woodwork industry for 55 years, but this is the far segment. Made me gay.

It's coming out. It's coming out of the woodworkers. Yeah, but you said all the woodworkers are coming out. He started commenting. But that's what I mean. I was like, I know what she means. Did you say all the woodworkers come out? Bless your heart

They're all like turning off their laves And go hey hold on Sorry mate Just quick sec Don't drop guess the fart All right Let's kill two stones with a bird And get on with us

Well I're done Dan's ready to go home So I'm bloody well ready to go to Newbunk at Westfield Clint I said I wanted to be out of here Play guess the fart and get the fuck out of here Oh you got a minute and a half to hit that mate Okay Here we go

A fart that'll leave you with teary eyes Guess the fart was that's slim A stinking mystery for us to unveil I'm so excited I thought this podcast might involve your song again The one that I accidentally butchered by stopping your track But you don't want to do that on the podcast No I think it happened the way it was always meant to happen

And we've got to embrace that As with life embrace its imperfections Because what I don't want to do is like we fart And then I offer you the chance to do the song again And you've got to sing through the smell It's not going to happen And that's not going to happen. Okay.

People love Gisda, because they get the best part of it, the noise without any of the consequence. That's right. You better have to have the, yeah. We're the ones hotboxed in the studio. What are you eating? What have you eaten today? Um, I actually, it's skip breakfast. Oh, we had macas.

And then, yeah. You've got to be deucey. Ash got us a big brecky burger. That's the one with a hash brand inside it. Did you shout them? Yeah, because I want to get macas. And I feel like if I shout everyone, then calories don't count. I get it.

I'm so generous. Actually, that's one of the, It's one of the things Ash has done. So you guys do need to, like, go through some of your new roles, Ash, that you've taken on so that Mead can seamlessly like take over. What's my new role? Bind them breakfast. No, no, but I will take that with me to the drive show there for leaving it. I'm not fucking buying you breakfast either.

No, should you? She's got two kids. I've only got one, so I've got a bit more spendable cash. I'm not going to fucking do it. It was probably on the Boss's credit cap, wasn't it? What else does she do that Mead could do? What is that? Well, I'm not comfortable with any where this.

The Nick massages on Tuesdays? Well, she gave you messages. I'm not fucking doing that. Oh, no. Oh, he's, okay. It's clicked over 10. Come on, just do me a song before you leave, Ash. Okay, well, Dan gets the fart then.

Fuck sake. That is, I reckon it's bang on. I'm going to double behind dance because that's exactly what I'm feeling. Oh, okay. Opposited into the spectrum. Jesus is fucking ass. Jesus Christ, worst tabling ever. Producing Epes, if you want on, now's the time.

Okay. A bit of a rib up, yeah. So if you go up at the end. It's Nipia. Here we go. That's a good one. That's what my ass sounded before the colonoscopy. Hang on, Bella.

Hold up. Wait, hang on, she got to do it. Hold on. Do it again. Oh, close to me. Close to me. Jesus. Neepie has won it.

He got it. I know what is he. Becky Mom. Oh, guess the fun. Oh, big year, guys. Closing down the phone box. See you later. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Love you guys. That's the last thing we do. You did fuck all in that. I know. I know. I did most of that. Yeah. All right. Oh, I'm exhausted.

What a day, what a show. See you later. See you later. You got here at 8. Okay, bye guys. We'll have a few podcasts that will drop over the summer sporadically so that you can still get you, Clint, Megan, Dan. What's that from? What's that from? What's that from? Hope not sporadically.

It's a kid does that. A kid says that in a movie. Clueless. It's funny. Oh, we've got to get a photo. So we've got my bag and my keys in my ass. All right, guys. Merry Christmas. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.