The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS naked attraction

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual Onlyfans, but most of the time it is. Welcome to The Overthinkers podcast with your host, Clint Dan and Meg. Good to be here, guys. Meg hasn't got her jar today because usually she pulls out a country out of the jar. Yeah. But we don't have it because we're broadcasting from Christchurch. Bugger, is anyone in studio that can hear me?

Hello? Oh, Cam will be there. Cam, you're there? I don't think I can hear him, but he can hear us. You need, are your mic's on? Yes. Can you hear me, Cam? I can.

Can you please go around to my side of the desk and grab the jar with the green folded up notes and pull out a country and let us know who's eliminated? That means we can do it. Okay, off he goes. You know what, Cam, he's the guy that's been pushing buttons all morning where I've been broadcasting? Shit, he's a safe pair of hands, eh? I reckon he's better than Clint on the buttons. He's a helicopter pilot, so, I mean, it's probably child's player running a desk. We should chat to him actually before we move on after he's pulled this country out of the thing.

his goal is what was, I don't know if it's changed, was to be the pilot of the Westpac helicopter, rescue helicopter, or the Eagle Police Helicopter. Hello. There he is. Venezuela. Venezuela. How many listeners did we have in Venezuela? Has a number there. Is that the line underneath it of one?

Yep. One. Yeah, there's just one then. That'd be a bot. Honestly, I'm getting so many people in the podcast. The Overthinkers feedback, Instagram page saying, just letting you know, Dan, I'm not a bot. So please keep confirming we're not bots out there. Well, I'd say the one in Venezuela is a bot.

I like to call, you know how people have fan group names? I like to call our fans not bots. Not bots. Yeah. Now, Cam, I was just talking about you, so not if your mic can still come on there, but we're talking about how you're a helicopter pilot, or you're training to be.

You said to me, maybe a couple of years ago now when you started training, you were going to be going for the police helicopter or the Westpac helicopter. Is that still the goal? Yeah, it's a long-term goal. you've got to build your experience up to get into that with like the bigger machines and the craziness of where they go

and all of that but yes that's the goal long term those jobs is such a like you'd ask them so many questions hey I thought the goal would be buy your own helicopter and then you just can fly wherever you want so expensive just take off is that? How much is a cheap one like a Honda Civic of helicopters that'd be R-22 a Robinson I was just having this conversation with Ollie

and showing him one and he was like are they like 30 grand And I was like, no, to buy any one of those, you started about 800K. Yeah. And then we spoke, we were lucky enough to go on a trip to Queenstown quite a few years ago, the three of us. And we went on a helicopter ride to some amazing icy mountain. It was on Jet Ranger. And the guy talking to us then, I forgot how much was he said just to take off? It was $3,000.

Because an engine can only turn on and off a certain number of times before you've got to replace it. So he was saying every time they'd turn it off, that's what it equates to in terms of the cost. of having to eventually end up replacing it and also fuel and whatever. Does that sound about right, Cam? Yeah, if it was one of the bigger machines, that's definitely right. Yeah.

So that's why if you're doing one of the cheaper helicopter tours and you're like, oh, we'll go with this one because they're less expensive. You do need to ask, will they turn the helicopter off when you get to the mountain? Because when they do, it was so tranquil and surreal. Very different, yeah. And just there was a little Kia.

Yeah. It was amazing. Whereas when the helicopters is going the whole time, you feel like, you feel like an Uber that's when you're picking up a mate and you're holding them up. That's what happened when Hannah and I went on our honeymoon and they kept the helicopter running. We're up this peak.

And I was like, I can turn the fucking helicopter up? It was like so loud. It was such a, you're right, like a tranquil moment. The helicopter's going, whee-h-hack! Yeah, and if you're getting like wedding photos

and all these bits and bobs, yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, Clint for letting everybody know that. Yeah, oh, hopefully you get, I mean, hopefully it doesn't happen too quickly, can because you're great at pressing buttons. But, yeah, what a great job that would be. Yeah, and I'm excited. It's good.

Dan had something for us. Yeah, I've just found a story on, it pains me to say it, Ladd Bible. Now, apparently, have you guys seen the show Naked Attraction? Yes. Now, it's a show that I think is based in the UK, but it is here. I think you used to be able to watch it on TV and Z. Hannah and I were obsessed for a while. Really? I never, don't think I've watched a full episode.

I've just watched highlights on TikTok. Basically the premise is that there's, I think there's six booths within a thing and then there's one single person they come along and there's six people in the booths and they choose who to go on a date with by seeing different body parts by seeing different body parts but it starts from the feet so it'll go so they'll reveal their like bottom half first

including genitals so they see your dick before they see your vagina so if it's a woman or I've got a dick oh right yeah so say Clint's in the booth and Meg you're the single woman so when they start at the feet they'll see Clint's yeah And then they'll, it goes up. Imagine they go up past someone's ankles and already says dick.

Yeah, I think that it could have not revealed anything and his dick would still be like poking under the booth like the curtain. Absolutely crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it's exactly the opposite as love is blind. Like, it's not blind at all. But you have to eliminate. So what they'll do is they'll reveal the waste area and then she'll go, I'll get rid of him,

him and him, then they come out. And they just get rid of the smallest, the largest. Not necessarily all the time. No, they might. She might want a medium-sized penis, so she'll get rid of all the big horseboys. Also, someone that didn't manscape on a show like that where you know you're going to get your whang out, I'd be like, if you can't even go to the effort of spending three or four minutes to tidy it up for TV, what other shit are you not prepared to do it?

Just tidy it up. I don't like a full way. No, but the funny thing is, Clint, Hannah and I watched an episode where that was not the case. It's a lady that was doing it. She was all about the bush. So she eliminated the guys that were like were manscaped. I would do the same, I reckon. There's a woman that hosts it that sort of asks the question.

She's like, why did you do that? And she went, I just don't like, I like them all natural. So it was like full bush. Well, you can still grow his boobs back in a few weeks. Not like you, clink. You've had a little laser off, haven't you? Laze it off you do? The lower part of my abdomen's lasers.

No, I actually get the smell trail. I'm like, oh God, why'd you do that when guy gets bored in the shower? I got bored. And it would just say, and I'm like, please. One time is it true your husband shaved his ass. Yeah. So, like, close to the skin. Yeah.

He waxed it, no, got a wax. Oh, waxed it was so soft. He felt his own ass and got a boner. Correct. He said it felt like a lady's bum. Yeah, he got all, like, funny. He was like, oh, that feels like a lady's ass. Well, it's interesting because I've just...

Hey, how's it going, guy, by the way? Yeah, he'll be listening. He gets so angry at this story because he didn't actually get a bono, and I never correct it. But he said it failed a certain way. So... The reason I bring this up about naked attraction is because that's been revealed that they get paid. They must do. Otherwise, why else would you go on to get rejected for your pain or your bod?

Do you get paid more money the earlier they get rid of you? Like if you get eliminated on the penis viewing round, I reckon you should get more money. Yeah, so they get paid and they haven't revealed exactly what they do, but they get paid more if they get into the show. So you go in and you get on a standby list, which then you get paid $75 for just being in the room. Okay, seven pounds? Yeah, okay, so that's good. That's about $180 bucks. and then they obviously get more if you go into the booths and take your kit off.

Question, they raise up the, I don't know, what do they do? Like they reveal sections up to my waist. And then they go, cool, I want to get rid of that guy. I'm like, oh, cool. Do I get to leave at least with my, like, dignity? No, then they still show your face. Then they got to reveal who I am. You come out.

Oh, he was hot. Of course they need to. They go, oh, his dick suck, but his face is mint. I'm a bugger. And then they have to, appellate, they stand. They go, sorry about that, man. and they have to like apologize to them. They go, oh no, it's all good.

Anyway, have a good time. And then the degrading thing is you walk off and they film your ass like as you walk off. What about women? Same with women. Or no. A guy will be like as soon as they get to legs, vagina, waist, you'll be like, nah, not for me. But I actually, but I, it's not done in a degrading way at all. We're making it sound like it's degrading.

I actually, and Hannah has said this as well. And Hannah is very much like a body positive person. She would, she always goes, it's so well done. Like they paint it in such a positive light You know like Otherwise there'd be no longevity They never do you hear a contest And go

That's a rubbish like boobs I'm not you know They always go like Look at that gross fat body They always go there's such lovely I like the way the curve on that one And it's really actually quite wholesome to watch But it's

How much would you need to go on it? I would never Absolutely never do it Well I don't think I'd do it either How much time How long do they fuck around for Because you could

We could turn around Dan And do a little fire starter You know you put it between your legs And like you're trying to make a fire And then you just chop it up a little You don't want to chop it too much Because then oh God You'd be in big trouble

When they do the reveal And they're like Someone's excited to be on the show Yeah I'd be too nervous that I couldn't But then I'd always be worried Like it'd be sitting like nice and full And then if they muck around for ages The blood would slowly be draining

There's nothing girls can do We can't chop up our clit Fucking hell I'm looking for the biggest clip Jesus okay Dan you brought it up No but I don't know what we're like I know I do I do

I should know Right time for guess the fact I'm going to do. I will see, yeah, it's Watch it. For Dan, the bigger the better, because then surely it's easier for you to find. Yeah. It is really interesting as well to see what people go for. That's what I find really, and it really highlights

just the different shapes and sizes of genitals. Yeah, it's really good to just see people and know what's normal. What are the sections? What do they show? How many sections are there? I think it's three. I think it goes, so it goes genitals, I think it goes genitals first. Jesus.

And then, yeah, and then boobs and top. Then torso and then head. And then gorgeous face. Oh, right. But it's, yeah. And so then eventually once you see all, like, the face, you go, all right, I'll have that one. Or do they then go through to a final round or something? And you get to know them.

You have to be left with one, then you get their face. And then you get to know them as a person or no? No, you choose them without any idea if they're like a loser or not. No, I guess then they go off and date. We should watch an episode together. Should we do it tonight? I should let you get it. I think it's on TV or used to be anyway.

It's probably changed now. fun. It's such a good show. Wow. What is it? Naked attraction. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's really, really good.

And the lady that hosts it, she's funny, eh? I'd love to be that job, I think. Although I don't, yeah. Well, just looking at naked people all day. I just love, I love one day to do why actually documentaries. I want to be like, um, Stacy, what's her last name? Stacy. Daniels.

Yeah. Yeah, I love her. She's, like David Attenborough. Louis Tomlinson, nope. Louis Thoreau. Not Louis Tomlinson. She wants to be like the guy and one. Direction.

Dawn Porter, Stacy, Daniels, those are all my idols. I love them. You're not great with names, are you? No, that's probably why I haven't been hired. Never got the gig. Yeah, and this is a dingo.

Meg, it's a, it's a zebra. Okay. Sorry. And the dingo. One day I'm... Zebra again, Meg. Okay, sorry about that. Where's David?

I don't want to do those documentaries. I want to do the ones where they, you know... Imagine if it was called Meg's Planet. No. It's just like, I'm here in Guatemala. You're a lot. in Madagascar. I'm egg, Madagascar. I'm here in Madagascar.

I thought that'll leave you with hairy eyes. Guess the part what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to one tail. Guess the fall. Now I must pop in here, Clinton. Can you play two bits of audio at one so you're able to do that? Because I think people need to hear what Dan woke up

to this morning. Dan, don't worry about people getting worried about hearing farts because they're used to it in this segment. Yeah. So can I just paint this picture? I'd set my alarm for 4.45am to be here at Mediworks in Christchurch at about 5.30. God, I got about 14. Anyway, I didn't hear my alarm because it didn't get to go off. Because at about 4.40 this morning, this is what I woke up to.

It's not doctored, by the way. That's me going, you were fucking idiot. It sounded like a herd of mini elephants from the room. Can you imagine that, waking up to that. The first thing you hear in the morning, you wait, your eyes open. You're going, where am I? Oh, I'm in a different place. When Clint sent me that audio at 4 this morning, I was wobbling in my room.

I could not stop laughing. I couldn't do my makeup. I was crying my eyes out. Please again tomorrow, Clint. Honestly, I'll fucking knock you out. I'll drop you like a sack of shit. Clint, please. I'll get up and I'll king hit you to the back.

Roundhouse kick you. I'll arc my legs up and I'll roundhouse kick you to the back of the head. I'll mark my legs up. You want you to arc your legs. I'll arc my lens and I'll fucking flip around and you won't know what's fucking hit you. It'll be the last fart you ever do. So don't fucking, don't you fucking dare.

Please, Clint. He will fuck your tri-pillow though. Guess my fight already loses. Sorry, too much. Well, it's going to sound like that, isn't it? Because it's the same fucking anus. It's not like he swapped out anus. That was a really good guest, Dan.

Damn it. Okay. And can we just illustrate as well? This is not Clint's Mike today. he's farting into Simon Barnett from Moore FM's microphone. There you go Simon. See you later. That's me done for the date.

It's okay. What's that one? But it's win in a while, team. First win in a while. He's gone. Is it bad? Is it about to hit me? No, no.

All right, good. Oh, we've had fun. We've had fun together. God, we love a little triple-way, don't we, boys? Well, can't ask Dan. Yeah, he's gone. We had cheesecake last night and had a big golf session. It was wonderful.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, is he, is he, like, serious? Like, serious angry or, like, heightened angry for, like, laughs. Well, he's had food, so I actually think he's serious angry, but we still don't care. Right, okay. You know, it's so hard. It's one of those ones. I don't know whether to check in with his mental health.

Oh, there he is. He's shaking his head. What? We're just wondering if you're serious angry or just normal angry. Why not serious? Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, no, I think he's angry every time, but we just go hard, dad. Oh, dad.

All right. All right. I'm off to the art store, he's off to the record store and Clint's going to go to the mirror place. It sounds like we're not in Christchurch, we're in fucking Rotorua right now. That's what it smells like. It does not. It does not. Look, Meg hasn't even moved. This is the tiniest room we've ever broadcast.

I worry about you Meg. I don't think you've got abnoids up your nose. How can you sit in here? She likes my pheromones. We've worked together so long. She's like attracted to it now. What is the thing where you've fallen in love with your hostage? Socombe's syndrome.

Yeah, she's got that. Yeah, we realize how long we've worked. together when we saw a girl at a bar yesterday We just finished A girl at a bar yesterday Came up to a Prison Genuinely it's like I am

There's a girl at a bar yesterday It came up to us It was having to drink And she said look guys And she showed us a photo And it was me and clip with her When she was 10 In edge uniforms

Crazy Yeah I wasn't even born then So whatever Okay See you guys Rover Rover

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