The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS - NO EDIT THAT OUT!!

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint Migg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans, everybody. Good morning. This podcast's dedication, a more detailed one today, is again going out to Bridget Kibby.

Bridget Kibby? Tell me about Bridget, Dan. Bridget is one of the big super listeners of the show. So she came and met us at Electric Have. Yeah. And she was the one that she kept being like, oh, I'm so embarrassing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh, Bridget, that's right. Oh, you could not be more. You were amazing. We loved meeting you. You were fantastic. I know that you have a lot of good friends because you... How do you know that? Because I've just looked through her Facebook.

And she's always hanging out with her mates, our Bridget. I'll tell you what else she always does. I remember her partner was there too. I can't remember if her partner... He was there and he was a little bit more embarrassed and standoffish, I believe. He was like, oh, she just really loves you guys. Yeah, he was a supportive partner because he was kind of like, I'll let her have it, I'll let her be there.

But I don't think he's as... He was the opposite to her, really, in terms of fandom. Yeah, but we really appreciate you listening, Bridget, and we appreciate it. Yeah, she was awesome. I've already said that twice. Yeah. Love you to bits. Thank you, Bridget.

And you're gorgeous. And Clint's bringing the topic today. Yep. Things you should know about your best friends. Ooh, okay. It's all about Meg. So it's between you and I, Dan. Oh, but hold on, but he's made the list.

He's made the questions, so how is it the questions No but I don't know the answers Only Meg has her answers Okay We'll go one for one So Dan what is Meg's nickname? You should know your best friend's nickname She's got a couple Meggie Moo

And also my name is Megan So my nickname is Meg What did Meg Okay for bonus points Even though you've got the point What did Meg... Okay, for bonus points, even though you've got a point, what did Meg want her nickname to be? And it never stuck. This is unfair because Clint knows the story. Yeah.

But you've already got the point. This is just a bonus. Kinky Texas Ranger. No, Ziggy. Ziggy, that's the one. I know Kinky Texas Ranger was your... MySpace name. MySpace name, yeah.

Okay. Okay. Questions. Are there things you shouldn't have eaten? Best friend, their favourite dessert. Oh, yes, I have one. MySpace name, yeah. Okay. Okay. Questions. Are there things you shouldn't know about your best friend? Their favourite dessert. Oh, yes, I have one. Oh, I know this. I've got a few and I'll give you an answer.

Tiramisu. Correct. Yes! Well done. I was like, I think that's you. I love a tiramisu. Yeah, I love a tiramisu. I don't.

A really good one. A proper, proper one. That's a good point because a lot of people don't like the coffee flavour. Oh, I love tiramisu. Because I I love a tiramisu. I don't. A really good one. A proper, proper one. That's a good point because a lot of people don't like the coffee flavour. Oh, I love tiramisu. Because I don't like tiramisu because of that. And I love coffee, but just don't like that fake flavour. Two for two, boys. Okay.

This is meant to be an I'll be there for you friends theme. I think it's a sad guitar version. It's very depressing. I quite like it. It's very depressing. Where did they do that? I'll be there for you. Oh, that's not it.

It sounds nothing like it. Oh, there it is. Yeah. It's slow. Oh, okay. What's Meg's... Amazing Meg can find it, and you and I can't. I can't find it, yeah. What is Meg's favourite sport?

The play or watch. She's not a huge sports fan. I used to be. Yeah. Okay, let's go. Okay, do you want play or watch or do you want both? Play. I'd say favourite sport to play.

Okay. Favourite sport to play. Which you guys will be like, she doesn't play sports. I was very sporty. I have bad knees now, but I still like to play this. Still like to play it. Okay. Oh, like, obviously not on a team, like, professionally.

So it's not a team sport? No, I mean, like, now. I'm not in a sports team right now. But if I were in a situation to do this sport, I would do it. Yeah, I don't know. You and I haven't really spoken much about sport, because I'm the same as you. I'm not a huge...

The only sport I really watch is Formula One. I'm going to say like a netball or something. Incorrect. Ah, bugger. Lacrosse. What? Lacrosse, not Lacoste. I was going to say.

That's a brand of clothing. Brand of clothing. God, you're way wrong. I was going to say springboard diving because that's what she used to do. No, football. Soccer. I was on the second level team. I love playing soccer.

I still like kick around a ball with my daughter. You should have known that. You've known Meg for years. Yeah, and I think to watch. Well, she's always watched the Super Bowl. I went and watched the women's football when I was here. Okay, well, no points for you, Dan. That was your question, so it doesn't really matter for me.

What is Meg's biggest pet peeve? I think it's when there are too many noises all happening at the same time. Yeah. Correct. Sneezes, loud noises, somebody speaking about one thing, there's music on and then somebody else is doing something. Yeah. Too much.

And that happens all the time in this job. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Correct, Clint. Okay. Big point. Oh, this is an easy one for Dan. How many siblings in her family?

One. Oh, guys, you do know me. And who are they? Oh, my God. I'd be bad if I didn't know. Fuck, I've had a mind. You know I'm terrible with names. Give me a second.

That's bad. I know yours is Simon. I know yours is Bevan. And we met him as well. I know. I'd already met him. I even know Mr. Carl's. I know, I know, I know.

Give me his first letter. First letter. No. Fuck. That's not it. Carl's. I know, I know, I know. Give me his first letter. First letter. No. Fuck. That's not it. No, let me think. Imagine that. Oh, a cute little boy.

Do you want to see a photo of him? Yes. Fuck Mansell. I'll show you a photo of him. See if that helps. He's got a beard. Yeah, I know the beard. I know the beard.

Okay. But, um... Oh, fuck. Oh. I can't even really see his face No give me some time No you fail Chris I was going to say Chris

No you weren't I'm terrible with names I think it's an ADHD thing I forgot our newsreader's name. Remember that? Okay, who's Meg's current crush? I would go Sabrina Carpenter. I watch a lot of TikToks of Sabrina Carpenter.

Yeah, she's obsessed with her. Yeah, absolutely. She would be. I have a few, but she would definitely be one of them. For sure. Okay, Dan. You do know me. Okay, yeah, absolutely. She would be, I have a few, but she would definitely be one of them. For sure. Okay, Dan. You do know me. Okay, Dan, when is Meg's birthday?

Oh, fuck, I couldn't tell you. Oh, really? No, you, it could be July, it could be December. No, it is July. July the 4th. No. It's the 4th. Producer Carl has his hand up.

Oh, Dan, is it 4th? I was going to say 13th, yeah. No, you did say 24th. But again, that was just guessing because you said it had a four in it. So it was a process of elimination. Wow. I couldn't tell you Clint's. I couldn't tell you my brother's.

Clint's is coming up April 11th. No. Ah, damn. 23rd. No. Ah, fuck. What's my birthday then? It's the 28th.

Oh, 28th. April 28th. Yours is? December 4th. No. What's my birthday then? It's the 28th. Oh, 28th. April 28th. Yours is? December. Fourth. No. Fuck. It's the 6th.

Mm-mm. Oh, it is early. December 2nd. Mm-mm. First. Mm-mm. Third. Yep.

Oh, December 4th. That was a day off. Okay, I'm going to remember this. December 3rd, I'm going to remember that from Dan, likes Taylor Swift, but when he was 10 years old, because her birthday's the 13th. And Meg, June 24th. And then Clint June 24th.

And then Clint's is 28th of April. How am I going to remember that? April, Easter. You've got teeth. I like your teeth. Your teeth are the bunny. Easter. How am I going to remember 28?

That movie, 28 Days. How am I? Zombies. Clint, zombie, Easter. Ask me in a week and see if I remember. Clint, zombie, Easter. I don't know how the zombie got 28. Okay.

Where is Meg's dream vacation destination? Oh, she'd have a few. Does it make it easier or harder? Because she's got a few, so then you've got a couple of options, but there are so many places that you could go. I reckon at the moment, I reckon she'd love to go to somewhere

that's really kid... Are we going with Daisy? I mean, ideally not. Or is this just you and Guy dream location? Because it's very different, I'd imagine. They are very different. Yeah, let's just say, no, let's just say whole family. Dinner out Fiji.

No, okay, if it's whole family, she's doing Disneyland. God, how long have you worked with Meg for, Dan? Come on. Oh, fuck, I couldn't care less about some of these things. What is Meg currently binging on Netflix? Oh, she's currently binging White Lotus, but that's not on Netflix, is it? Or is it?

Nah. It's on Neon. Why are they binging on Netflix? I don't think she's watching much on Netflix. I guess you could have just gone binge shows and you are watching, would you count White Lotus you're binging that? I'm actually not watching any TV at the moment, what else am I doing? What am I doing every night?

Fuck No, I'm playing Playstation She's been playing that new, oh I was going to ask you about that. Split fiction. So what is that is it like that tied together game? Yeah, it takes two. It takes two. It's so fun, It's unbelievably fun. How much is it to download?

Because Hannah likes it. 70 bucks. Oh, yeah. 70 bucks to play. Honestly, guys, it's so much fun. It's such a great way to connect with your partner doing a game that you have to both talk to and have fun doing.

It is. Hannah and I, because Hannah's not a big gamer at all, but she loved It Takes Two. Yeah. Oh, she loved this thing. We loved it. We played that before we had George, obviously.

The backstory is about two women, and they're both authors. They write stories, and there's a new technology where they make your stories kind of come to life through virtual reality. One woman writes fantasy stories, fiction, and one of them writes sci-fi fiction. Accidentally, their stories get combined in their stories together, and they have to get out of both the fantasy world and the sci-fi world. Wow.

It's really cool. Also, just on the White Lotus thing, does anyone else think it sucks this season? I stopped after two episodes. Really? It didn't hook me in. I'm only still watching because of how much I like season one and two, but honestly, three, you need to hurry up.

Here's the thing as well. You haven't heard much about it. You know when you see it, you hear of an amazing show because it enters the zeitgeist and everybody's much about it You know when you see it You hear of an amazing show Because it enters the zeitgeist And everybody's talking about it It hasn't happened with White Lotus this time Oh Hubby's here

Sexy husband alert Which means wifey Not wifey My mum's here Why'd I call her that? No she's not here She's in the car Oh she's in the car

She's in the car She refused to come in Because she heard the radio this morning And she didn't want to be made fun of Oh That's a shame I put galone on especially Genuinely she's's in the car? She's in the car. She refused to come in because she heard the radio this morning and she didn't want to be made fun of. Oh, that's a shame. I put Glenn in on it. Genuinely, she's sitting in the car doing Wordle. Are you mad at me?

She's not mad. No, but I was like, you secretly love her. Oh, that makes me feel bad. As we were driving to breakfast this morning, she heard the break about you getting sprayed in the face and you're going to kiss her on the mouth and stuff. Oh, I was. Yeah, I was going to. That's a shame from Clint,

because I've done nothing. Oh, Mum, she's sitting in the fucking car. She's worried that the listeners are going to think that she's some cougar that loves the attention or something. No, my mum is not like that. Oh my God. Unfortunately? Yeah, unfortunately. But no, she's not at all like that. She's a wonderful mother, happily married to my stepdad, and she just made

one compliment about Clint's looks, and all of a sudden we've turned it into Clint. Well, Clint's turned it into. It's a shame really. I think it was actually a nice thing that she gave a nice compliment. You've made her embarrassed. She's sitting in the car. I didn't make her embarrassed. You've sexualised her. I just wanted everyone to know that she complimented me. Dan, you're the one that says

all the time, off air, my mum's got intense sexual energy. Off air, off air, because I don't want to embarrass the poor lady. Yeah, do you know what Dan did? Luckily, I turned the mics off so people didn't hear because Dan sprayed me in the face with his bloody deodorant and I said, I've got it all over my lips. And I said, she's going to taste it. And he goes, oh, if that's the case.

And then he sprayed it down his pants. Oh. That's how fucking raging. You say I'm disgusting. So if you're going to push me in front of the bus, I'm disgusting So If you're gonna push me In front of the bus I'm gonna hang on to you I think you don't understand

What broadcasting is You're broadcasting To millions of people Probably not But you know Like Then of course She's gonna get embarrassed

Oh my poor mum If your dad said that While we were on here I turned his mic off Before he got the gag out Because it was too rude Don't worry For anyone that missed that bit

you'll be able to see it on our Instagram video later on. No, that can't go out. That makes me look like some sort of fiend. There's no way and my poor mother

would absolutely have a heart attack. It's not fair enough. And don't put it up in context like I'm spraying my cock because it stinks. Oh, well,

why don't we, we could do the one about you saying you liked Chapel Roan before she started talking. We could do that one as a video instead today. She sees it, so she stops doing it.

Stops talking? Yeah, I can't stand it. Daniel Webby. No, edit that out. And that one too. I'm just typing that out. You're spurring me on now, and I get all funny. Okay, well, that's a lot of what's happened on the show this morning, if you missed it.

Something else that happened on the show that you if you missed it. Something else that happened on the show that you might have missed was this awful stuff was said about Meg. Megan O'Neill has unbalanced facial fur. Yeah, and then this

was said about me. Clinton Randall, he has perfectly balanced facial fur. Oh. Interesting. The thing is, Meg, I wouldn't be too worried about...

Why would you keep pushing? You're such a funny little friend. You know what? Some of the most successful people that model are unusual. The thing is, Meg, I wouldn't be too worried about... Why would you keep pushing? You're such a funny little friend. You know what? Some of the most successful people that model are unusual. The thing is, I honestly... We don't know if it's like Meg. We haven't got her rating yet. I couldn't...

I got a 6.2 out of 10, which sounds awful. You're like generically good looking. I couldn't care less. Meg could be a bit all funny. And I mean that. I don't know if people think I'm trying to hide. I just couldn't care less that some stats say that I'm not attractive societally. I don't.

That just doesn't. It isn't something that bothers my brain. If he said Meg's unfunny and a real loser and nobody likes her, that would hurt my feelings. Oh, that's next week. But him saying that I've got a face. I had nothing to do with my face. My parents got together.

They fell in love. They had me. I have never had any filler or Botox. Once. So how do you have them? There's nothing I can do. It doesn't affect me in that way because I can't do anything about it. I was born this way.

I want some filler and Botox. Why does Clint always get all the filler and Botox? I want my wrinkly old prune of a face to get some sort of lovin'. Well, go and fucking get it. I don't have the money to and Botox. I want my wrinkly old prune of a face to get some sort of loving. Well, go and fucking get it. I don't have the money to do that shit. I want someone. Yeah, you're working now.

You're double income. No, if you're listening right now and you own a filler and Botox, pump me full of it. Jesus. Pump me full of it. I will be a walking billboard. I will be. You won't suit it. You'll instantly, you'll very, your face won't suit it.

Fill me up. No, your face won't suit it. Fill me up. No, your face... I'm your walking thing. I'll just be... So you just want people to pump you up and fill you up. Yep. Yep. Jared's just texted.

He said he could do it. Jared's going to pump and fill you. Is he a qualified pumper? I don't want some dude just pumping away on me. No, I think you mean plumper. I think you're missing an L. Oh, shit. Also, are we doing Meg's face

I'm proud of us because there is audio I can play right now we can find out what your score is but we generally like to find out when you find out

on here so you're tomorrow we're going to find out how he's rated your face and then Dan's going to be Monday and to be fair I got a pretty shit score of 6.2 out of 10

but he gave Gosling a 5.5, so I'll take it. He's not giving me more than you. And because they'll put it on Monday, it makes me think that they... Clint, fight that. That's where you come and you go, we don't know that, man. Oh, say it again? Fucking hell. He said they're not putting me more than you and you were quiet.

Well, yeah, if he wants to have any credibility on his Instagram page, then yeah, he shouldn't. Fuck the guy, eh? Honestly, oh, I'd love to get a personality judge into Judge Cliff. Oh, wanker. Oh, wanker. Honestly, I think... I think he says that Chapel Rowan

should just shut up and say nothing and I've got a worse personality? Megan. I reckon that, honestly... I'm getting confused now. You're both shit. We both fail that, so you just keep what you wish for.

No, no, you've got to edit out what I said about Chapel. Oh, I didn't edit it out, no. Pucker. Okay. I've already heard that. Okay, Meg. At least beep it.

I've got to go. My mum's sitting in the car and she's sad. It makes me sad thinking she's sitting in the car sad. Oh, can I write her a letter you can give to her? Yes, you can write her a letter.

Oh, I'll write her one then as well. Okay, fine. Both write her a post-it note here. Okay. You're not allowed a letter you can give to her? Yes, you can write her a letter. Oh, I'll write her one then as well. Okay, fine. Both write her a post-it note here. Okay. You're not allowed to open it and read it though? I promise. Can I go though, please?

We'll wait till we've written this. Hi, Philippa. Yeah, because otherwise how are you going to take it to her? Hurry up. Just finish the podcast. Hi, Philippa. Okay.

You haven't written anything. I like your little... You haven't written... I'm watching the paper. You haven't written anything. Right. I'm not doing this. Okay't written... I'm watching the paper. Skirt. You haven't written anything. Right, you know, I'm not doing this. Okay. Right.

Okay, see you tomorrow. You should wear tighter pants.