The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS not for my Bella!!!!

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast. That should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Began Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the only fans, everyone, with myself and Dan. We've Gilbella is kicking around behind the scenes at the moment. They're just giving me...

You be ash. They're giving me shit because we did the Gen Z quiz today on the show. What time? Loki nailed. Yeah, and you did quite well. Wow, you got four out of five. Four point a nail would be five out of five. Yeah.

But we didn't have Well, the one you got wrong Actually, I've got it here I'll play it for you For those that miss the actual show It's like a, we did like to finish the sentence Finish the jingle, finish the lyric And this was one of them

The first one, unfortunately Here, where you had to finish the ad It's not clean Unless it's And you said Ajax clean When we all know it's Pinocle It's not clean unless it's Pinoclean You know what Bella, I wouldn't have got

that either, to be honest. I was saying to Clint, Ashley said she knew it for like 30 years, so I was like, that's Australian. Like, I don't even know if that played in New Zealand. Well, now I've heard it, I go, oh, Pino, Clean, I remember that. But if you, if I hadn't heard the Pino Clean thing, and you'd said that, I would have gone, I don't, I wouldn't have even said, A-Jax, Clead, to be honest. I don't know what I would have said. The A-Jax one before, and he knew it.

Yeah. Well, and then, um, Bella was talking to me about some of the ads that she grew up with, and there was that Cabri ad. With the two kids sitting side by side, and their eyebrows are bouncing up and down. It's got nothing to do with chocolate or kemary. And I said Clint wouldn't have been able to be in this ad because his eyebrows don't move. And I said, get fucked, they will.

And then I tried to tell us, oh my God, they look, he don't. They don't move. Ike don't. Yeah. And then I said, you want to be able to tell if he's happy, angry, sad, confused? Well, the thing is Clint's face does move. Like, your face does move, but just not from the eyes up. So, like, have you looked, like his mouth can move and stuff.

But I can still seem surprised. Oh, yeah. Not really, but you're doing it all with your mouth. I just have to be more animated with my hands and mouth. If I went back, how far would I have to go back on, like, VD to see when it, like, kicked in? Probably, like, 12 to 18 months. A go? Yeah.

From when you first had Botox to now. No, that's got to be a lie, because I started, like, 12 months. Oh, 18, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 12 to 18, I'll be guessing. But Dan was going to get Botox this week, and now he's getting all, like, trick and shit, and he's thinking about bailing. And then Bella's like, no, you have great expressions. I need them for videos.

A lot of people think that Dom Harvey that used to be on the show was a different person That was just Clint before Botox I just rebranded It was just an older guy back then Yeah Yeah So you're thinking no Botox for Dan

Nah I think it just like adds to your literal facial expression We need one old guy on the show Yeah Every girl that comes in here flirts for me It needs to stop And they need to stop being like

Oh my God you're so hard You just look so hot And so good all the time You don't need it You know yeah It's just it makes me uncomfortable. No, I...

Dan, you're actually hot. Okay, stop. Honestly, please. Please stop. Because it does. Ish. Yeah. I don't say that.

No, when I say stop, keep going for a little bit longer and then stop. Please stop. Dan, you're really good. Now, anyway, Clint... I think your hair is good. Hi.

He's hairy. No, your hair is great. You've got great hair. Oh, my God. Your teeth? I don't know if she's... He said the teeth is his favorite attribute of his.

If I had to insure one thing on my body, it'd be my teeth. What about your cock? That thing's a mess. They're like, Jesus, where do we... Sorry, we're going to have to get someone to come in and, like, a valuer and... I don't even know, like, yeah. Like, when you value a house, it's just like...

Where do you start? I think you just need to knock it down and start again. If anything. No. Where will we talk? I was going to suggest, because you know how you're quite... You know, you get a little bit butt-her. I get butt hurt

When you lose the Gen Z quiz Oh do I Not but hurt But you know you're always like I'm smarter than that I wonder if you test Clint and I On Gen Z stuff Yeah great now Well if you can come up with three or four questions

And then I reckon we would nail it Okay Because I think I'm down I think I'm down with the kids If I was scrolling on TikTok Are we both chiming in or is it one for one Or are we a team? I've only thought of one.

I don't know how... Okay, that's right. We're a tank. Go. Okay. I've thrown you under the bus a bit, to be honest. If you're scrolling on TikTok and there's a comment that says raw next question, what is the TikTok most likely of? Katie Perry.

No, it's most likely a... WWF Raw. Don't you know. Is it that your answer? Raw next question. Raw next question. So how is it raw? No, is it your...

Boring? Nah. Nah, R-A-W-A. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Shut up. It means, like, boring. No, he said that, eh?

Yeah, I meant like... Oh, fuck. Raw next question. He's got something to, like, not raw dogging. Was it along that line, those lines? Raw next question. Well, next question would be like,

oh, next boring. But raw means... Oh, true. No, I don't know Okay, what is it? It's like raw It's like when someone's real fucking hot Usually it's a guy

And then it's like raw next question Like no questions asked Like fuck me roll kind of thing Next question Oh my gosh Never got that No it's really common Like it's like just on any hot guy

Video thirst trap I've seen it quite a bit on a hit the spot video You wish Oh my gosh We should get to start commenting What if you see What if you see on someone's Instagram

post TLDR TLDR Yeah Is that a Gen Z question No Well I don't even I don't know if this is just a general internet thing

Or if this is a millennial one I've seen that a few times And I don't know what it means And I've been meaning to Google it Don't you? TLDR Too long didn't read So when someone does a massive big post

With a huge ass caption on Instagram Or whatever and you just go TLDR like sorry man Too Long didn't read I think no one's got time For your waffle I quite often say that on a hit the spot video And sometimes you'll see on a Reddit post

At the bottom of this massive long thing They'll even put TLDR And then they'll in one sentence Explain what the whole thing is above So you don't have to fuck around reading the whole thing I've seen it Okay I'm thinking of it's normally if you put on something

If it's boring or TLDA We don't have time for that mate Move on next Another comment I'm thinking of What was your prayer word for word What would you find that on So if someone comments on it, what was your prayer

word for word? Yeah. I reckon they're like, just be real for once. Like, stop being, like, what would, like, come on? So they have written, quote, what's your prayer word for word, end quote? Yeah.

What's your prayer? Is that one of Clint, like, commenting on one of his Chrisomates page? What's your prayer word? What's your favourite verse of the Bible? Yeah, then you do comment like Psalm 3410 or even strong lines, sometimes you go hungry,

but those who trust in the Lord will lack no good thing. Well, there he goes, flexing his knowledge of the big book. The one verse I've remembered. Oh, I don't know what that is. It's like, do you want me to say it? It's like when someone has something that you want, you're like, what's the prayer word for it?

So like someone has a hot boyfriend. You're like, what was your prayer word for word? To get it. How come all your questions is just about hot guys? Yeah. Yeah, what was your prayer word for word to make that happen so that I can make that happen for me? Yeah.

I mean, that makes more sense. The Gen Z. Sorry, the hot guys, stuff. probably throwing you off. Yeah, the Gen Z slang stuff. It's like, it's so layered. They've made the English language so much harder. Because it's a generation.

They're all fucking thick, really. And so, like, I don't understand how they can get so deep with TikTok comments. Like, if they got deep in real life. I got another one. I do like that. What was your exact prayer word for word? So I can replicate what you have. Yes.

Yeah, I like that. Another one. This is kind of, oh, actually, I don't know. I'm unemployed What is this? Okay, so there's a hot guy Oh no, sorry, I'm employed What does this mean?

I'm employed Yeah Oh, it'll be like some person That's winging about something And you're kind of going like I'm employed, what do you mean? Like I don't have time for that shit I'm too busy doing my job

Yeah Yeah pretty bang on Like it's like When there's kind of like a reference Or something kind of niche That you don't understand You're like I'm employed Like I don't have the time

To be scrolling and understanding the level of like... Unemployed, what does this mean? That's less layered though than what was your son or whatever it was. Oh, what was your prayer word for it? Yeah, what was your prayer word for you? Yeah.

So it doesn't have anything to do with hot guys that last one? No. Oh, all right. How's the hot guy thing going? What do you mean? Just in general, like the hunt for one. Oh, it's right.

I sparked up my hinge again the other day. Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah, I did. And then, oh my gosh, I should get my phone. Oh, yeah. What are your hinge prompts? Well, I got my first voice message the other day, like from the guy. Play it.

Play it. Oh, there is. Oh, I love. I'm living through people. It's so funny. Single dating people. I was, I was caught up with dating yesterday for a drink,

and then we were talking about my hand, and I played it to him. And then one of my other mates was over on the weekend, and he heard it, and he was literally like, oh my God, some poor bastard in New Zealand is DMing, just a random hot girl, not knowing that his voice is going to end up on a podcast

that plays to the country. I can put a voice disguiser on, so when you play it through the mic, I don't know. Do we care? I won't care his name. Okay. He's hot, though.

But my prompts, I hadn't referenced... What's his prayer word for word, though? That's what I want to know. To get Bella. Okay, mate, you're married. Fucking creep. You don't say shit if you don't know what it means. You'll get you in trouble.

No, my prompt... This is embarrassing because my prompt that he replied to, I don't even know when I wrote this or, like, it's just one of those ones where I was just trying to be, like, funny and weird and, like, quirky, but it's just like, No, I'm asking myself out because I've had to tell. Oh, we've just entered Bella's hinge. Wow, it's pretty in here.

Oh, this is fun, guys. I love what you've done with the walls. Yeah. Okay, so my prompt was, oh, got it. How do I play my profile? Is it a butterfly? Yeah. Hold on.

Oh, Clint, there's a cow. Neeps, how do I look at my profile? Oh, your neaps won't know. Oh, there's a T-Rex. He's not on dating apps, is he? My hint. little effer. If he is, and he hasn't been telling us and letting us scroll through his hinge.

He is. This is the woman from the grudge. Oh, it's Michael King. Anyway, we'll go to the one that he responded because I can see it in the messages. Oh, no, I'm going to say, Michael, while I'm in your hinge. Hey, Michael, what are you doing here? You're way too old to be in Ballard's Hinge. I just had a back sort of everything's all good. Oh, yeah, okay. You're only supposed to blow the bloody bag out.

Oh my All right Well we can get rid of him when we leave We'll take him with us Sorry about that I found my hinge I don't know what I'm here Okay

He's waiting here Mike Just in the corner by He's heard my hinge I've got three prompts One of them is my simple pleasures Lowballing on Marketplace Oh fuck that's what everyone does I don't know

I don't know a single person That's ever offered For price Me what I wanted For something on Facebook marketplace In fact my brother Wanted 250 bucks for something So he put 350

and then people are like, well, you take $2.15? And he goes, yeah. Well, you always put it up higher than what you want. Yeah, you've got to ask for more. You shoot for the stars and land in the moon. Yeah. Which makes no sense because the moon's the closest thing to our planet. Yeah, and then my next prompt is best, this is like story starter.

Best travel story, mine is read card trip to Gloria Vale, which I did. Oh, yeah. Did you? Yeah. Why? What do you mean? Why'd you go to glory? Oh, it was a red card.

Well, you have to go. But the problem is the person who pulls the red card that goes, we go on. they have to be able to be invited, surely. Yeah, yeah. Well, she had organized it. She was like, okay, guys, I'm pulling my red card this weekend. Keep, like, Friday, Saturday free to do stuff.

And then. You stayed overnight? Yeah, not at Gloria Valle. She booked like an Airbnb. Just nearby. And, yeah, nearby. What was she invited for? The Glory Vow was like some religio cult,

allegedly, in the middle of bloody. Is it gray mouse? Some Grey Mouse, yeah, yeah. Okay, so wait, why was she invited? Oh, because she emailed them And she was like, hey, can we like Just go for a tour Yeah, you can go for tour

They have like musicals on every now and then Yeah, like Christmas and stuff So how many went? How many went? It was like seven of us, I think They did a book of Mormon last year No, they did not And what did you guys do there?

Well, because we didn't know we were going Like she was like, we're going somewhere And you have to like figure out by the clothes And then we didn't get hammered before But like we had had a few drinks on the way And the first drinking game The Winners like got a toy baby that was like the first hint

I was like so many kids there I didn't know that hint and then the next one we stopped like where all the keyers are where do you see the key is on the drive oh I know I don't know but there's a lot around that area because it's like yeah yeah we stopped there and then we had to get dressed into like this is when we all clerked we had to get into like long dresses sneakers and like high socks

how did that go down going to Gloria Vale dressed and dressed as a parody of them yeah well I was like guys this is like slightly crook I think we should just like dress a bit more which we did and yeah we went along had the tour what did they do

they literally just took us around all the places no well we didn't make anything I think they make it look like it's a lovely place when you go on the tours but are they trying to recruit or what well it's like if you're interested like you can go and so Lily was probably like

but if you're interested can you be like oh I want to join Gloria about I thought you had to be born and raised they like kind of accept outsiders but like the guys wouldn't look at you like you'd walk past the guys and they'd like look down because they want to, like, look at it. I think they sort of have to,

not, I don't think it's necessarily a legal requirement, but they feel like they have to open the doors to it so it's not so secretive and stuff, you know? So like by opening their doors and letting the public through, it's sort of like they're going, come on, there's nothing wrong. And they only show you like the good-looking bits, like the kitchen. Oh, okay, though you mean the boys. You like Clint?

Oh, bloody, steadfast virginie. A virginity isn't really all that virginy. Clinton Faithful, there he is He was on a New Zealand Idol once Your Dan would be like Fridget Dan or something Because they're like So why's he always looking at the ground Don't they have funny names?

Yeah they do, yeah yeah yeah Yeah like faith Yeah faithful harmony Yeah, faithful harmony Dan would be off the melody Oh good Come on now please Okay and then

He who hit the spot but not with the ladies hey at least I'm hitting something clip and then what so and so that's your second one how many prompts do you have on him as many as you are?

I have my third one which I think is just like I don't know why I said this it is nice but typical Sunday smelling fresh mint oh god you were so cringe because you're not cringed in real life so how is that I just like

when you smell min lizards crushed with bloody like ginger beer and like white rum and a fucking mahito probably and mint by itself like actual the plant isn't even that good oh see I think it smells really um like I'm like that's like top 10 smells I reckon top 10 of what everything when they clap it and put it in a cocktail yeah when you're like scrunch a bit of mint and it's like I feel like it's just a bit it smells like a weed to me oh really like if I go oh I can smell mint I need to always need to do some gardening so before

we um get to the voice mail um I've got the prompts of Nipia I'm convinced that I could land the plane if the pilot died. Jesus. That's such an extra thing to say. If you have the hoodie one, I'm not your friend anymore. The one thing you should know about me is, my crocs are always in sports mode. Oh, that's funny. That make, that's funny. I go,

he's like, he's a laric. A life goal of mine to have one of those Turkish kebab meat skewers in my house. Oh yeah. Oh, then he's got a photo. That's original. He's got Jack Black, Clint Randall, other celebs. They're like, oh, there you go. Who's the other celebs?

Please tell me Clint's not the biggest A-lister on there. No, not. No, Jack Black is there as well. He'd be close. Oh, he's got one with his shirt off as well. Wow, that is good. And Jack Black. Bell says more about her, though,

because the glory of our and whatever. I reckon if I was on Tinder and Bumble and I put a photo of me with Ozzy Osbourne on there. But I would never get anything. I took it off and that's when I started getting matches. And I wonder if it was because people were like, oh, he's too good for me.

Always fucking Lizard that thinks his identity is wrapped up and the one time he met somebody for eight seconds. If he's mingling with Ozzy Osbourne, he must be successful. You know, and it couldn't be further from the truth. Yeah.

Okay, so where did you get the voice message? Which were those prompts, prompted the voice message from the sky? Smelling the freshman, which, like, it's pulled through for something. Yeah, but are you using a weird bait

and catching a weird fish? I don't mind weird guys. Let's listen and we'll see if he's a weird fish. Okay, so my prompt was typical Sunday smelling fresh mint which he replied, like off the plant question mark, crazy niche activity which is calling me out

in fair, because it is. Was it sort of what I did really? Yeah. Okay, mate, you're married. No, no, no. No, okay, you came up with him. Dang, no, no, no. No, but I'm not saying that I would,

I'm just saying that he He's a man after buy it. If anything, I'm commenting him. Take a number, get in line, mate. I already said that. No, if anything I'm commenting the guy that's with Ballard. Whatever, okay. Anyway.

And so anyway, I replied, Niche, but you've got to try it with me sometime. Oh. Fuck off. That's good, Dan. That's good. Try mint with you. No, you well.

Smelling fresh mint. Because he's like, that's fucking weird. And I'm like, yeah, weird, but like, come and do it with me. What, like, so you just, he comes over for a day? I would be like, yeah, are we putting it in white rum and ginger beer? That's surely where this is going Yeah, true, well, like, yeah Anyway, so he sent me the voice message next

That is weird if I go around thinking that's happening And all you've done is bought a plant And you're just clapping it And you just sniffing it That would be weird, that would be weird Okay, this is his voice message Man, a few words I can't even type back to that

Like, off the fucking plant is a bit insane, I think Like, what other herb would you do that for? It's meant even a fucking herb I don't know I guess it would feel like some fucked up toothpaste though so I could kind of vouch for that I can kind of get amongst that I think

but I'm very perplexed and like how you go about it do you cut it do you just fucking lean down and hit you tree? Too much yeah too much yeah it's scaring me a little bit do you just call you bro yeah oh no he's a no for me he could do better out

and I know we swear a little bit in this podcast probably more than we should as well but the difference is we've been doing this a long time he's trying this is his first voice message he's trying to impress what are we been doing

for a long time broadcasting no I mean like it's our podcast we can chuck a few F bombs because we're comfortable here whereas I wouldn't drop three F bombs on the first voice measure

I've ever sent to some trick that I'm now starting to chat with I like to think that I use swearing like when I need to I wouldn't just chuck out an F bomb willy nilly like he's said at least four there just without even getting angry

and a bro what does it Yeah, it's good. So you use the film back. But he wants to know if you smoke weed by the sounds. Because he's like any, what other herbs or what other plants are you doing that too? I'm like, oh yeah. Which, like, you can have that on your profile?

Can I see a photo or is that too? Of him? Yeah. Yeah. I just want to match the face to the name. Yeah, I've got a picture. I've got a picture. Oh, you can do better.

Keep scrolling. You can do better. No. I think we have a look. No, no, no, no, no. Not for my Bella. Dan's like, if I'm missing out, they're going to have to be way hotter.

No, no, no, I just think, you know. Exactly what I thought he'd look like. I'm looking at you from if I was your dad. Long enough here that if he's got a cap, he can pull it out in the back. I'd go, no, thank you. I mean, no daughter of mine's dating him. I think he's hot.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you'll know. Yeah, he's a mean, he's good-looking rooster. Oh, Clint. But he kind of looks like a fuck boy. Oh, a thousand percent. Yeah. My fuck boy, do you just mean he swears heaps?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a, oh, and he's got a photo with what looks like his, like, his grandma or something to show us. I think he works in a rest time because his work is... Oh, piss. Oh, there's no. If he told me who works in a rest time, he's a liar. Yeah, he's a mechanic. He's a very good-looking guy, but maybe that's why he's so chill and fuck this and fuck that.

You know? Because he knows he's good looking. I saw a thing the other day, and it's so true. Sometimes, like, really hot people, like, don't have a person. personality because I've not really had to rely on anything else other than they're in their looks. You want someone with ugly duckling syndrome? Yeah, do I? Have you heard about that?

No. Yeah, so they grew up ugly, developed a personality and like the fable, the ugly duckling, it ends up turning into a beautiful swan at the end. Yeah, and then you get this really good-looking guy that has a great personality because he needed to work on the personality because he sucked when he was younger. He didn't have a glow up until he was like 20-22.

And so he's kind of giving like he's just been hot his whole life. I could be wrong He's just more of an ugly fuckling Okay All right We're getting out of here Thank you so much

Bella for having us Inside Your Hinge Thanks guys Dan's out of Ruth Dan can you Can you grab Michael Cain We need to get out of you Go on guys

I've lost I've lost Kane He was been inside me For many years I feel like he's escaped Yeah he did Into Bella's hinge Alright mate

I need to go through the process Hold on Brett his accent Got a cold about to burst into tears. There he is. Hey, Michael Kane,

I know this is going to upset you, but we all have to leave Bella's hinge. All right, Dad. Let's all go out. Which way we're going? You follow me? It sounds like you're about to burst into tears and cry. I'm about to be Batman.

We can't save... You've been in here too long, mate. I'm not Batman. We can't save this Hedge. It's too cringedges. What are you going to miss most about Bella's Hinge? With the smell of anything in particular? The smells like bitten here.

Yeah. Okay. I prefer a lavender. I'm just trying to send my boy out. Or the smell of bat shit. I like the smell. I got used to it living with Batman. Okay, bye.

Thanks, Bella. See you guys. I had the spell of Bruce Wayne's juice. Oh, too far. I'm leaving. Disgusting. Sorry about that.