The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Oh my god, I'm watching my asshole

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Buckle up, lower your standards and prepare to question everything. This is Clint McGinn's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans. Clint's not here, so you've got Kel introing it. Hello. Did a fantastic job today, Cal, by the way.

Yeah, good on you, darling. Just a couple of little wobbles, but apart from that, oh. For a second, I was going to have to anchor. And Adrian, for those who don't know, the boss at the station is my husband. He said to me, I said to me, you're jerking you can anchor? And I was like, oh, God, I can do it. I'm so bad at it. Like doing all the...

Good morning, 17 to 7. I just, I sound so official and lame. Same. I couldn't do it. Like, I kind of it naturally in a way that's cool and like, yeah, at 6.30 you were to, all of a sudden I turn into like, it's 6.30 a.m. around Tama Kima Koto. I quite like doing it. The city of sales, great morning this morning.

Because I'm sounding like Mike Hoski. I've been doing the Night Show for years. And now recently me and Yaz are doing the day show together. And there was like a talk of like, oh, well, you know, we'd, yes, you know, panel her show or the Kel do it. And I was thinking, I was even just like, I don't think, maybe it's, I'm a control freak. I just like to see what's going on.

I can understand that. Because if I'm not, I get a bit like, what are we doing, what's happening? Yeah, I've always sat on this side, even when it was like, you know, and that the Ashlander night show in Australia, and there was just someone there pressing the buttons. Oh, you never did any of the button push on. No. Really?

I always just put my feet up. I'm always just eating in ad breaks. I think it's part of what makes me, my version of what's good at my job is that I don't have to do anything important. Yeah. Once I had to do, once I would have to do that, I'd get so, like, obsessive that it wouldn't be relaxed. Yeah.

And I, we were all the night shows that we did in Australia, because there's, like, quite a few people there. It's late at night. And all I would be thinking about was all the food options downstairs, because we're in the city, and there was, like, a pizza shop, a Guzmini Gomez, Chinese. A Guzmani Gommis. Oh, you don't have Guzmane Gohys. No, we don't have Guzman.

Okay, so the best way, it's Mexican takeaway, but, like, elevated. So, like, delicious. They do, like, you don't have anything close to it in New Zealand. Mexicali? No, it's so much better than Mexicali. I can't even describe. Mexicali is trash compared to GYG. Because I love, oh, mate.

And they're going to do drive-through now. Oh, in Mexicali, they're listening to the podcast. I love Mexicali. That's, but if you had G-YG. Yeah, now I want to try it. Oh, they do like, cashd-deers. Is that like a staple, like, everywhere in Australia? It started small and boutique, but now it's like absolutely everywhere.

Oh, wow. So we have a. like a farm, it's not a farm, it's a place in a country about an hour and a half out of Melbourne and we drive, like I would drive every Tuesday 45 minutes with Buddy to have a burrito from GYG. I will say this, when you travel, after you've travelled, you come home to New Zealand

and you realise we don't do fast food that well here. You know, like there's a lot more out there when you go over, even to Australia. You know, there's selection of, and I'm not talking like your, I'm talking your chain stuff. Like chains, like your taco bells, all that sort of stuff. We've got a couple of tarquels in New Zealand. Bell in Australia.

Don't you? No, no, no. We've got Red Rooster, though, which is like a secondary KFC. It's like a bit more, it's a bit more pov, but it's more classic. We've got enough, like, fried chicken.

We've got enough fried chicken places and enough burger places in New Zealand. Do you, in Australia, Kiwis are famous for loving KFC. It's the thing that we associate, we think the Gold Coast in KFC is what we associate Kiwis with. Apparently, someone was telling me the other day,

I think it's in Japan. KFC's like a Christmas food. Yeah, yeah, and people get. Like KFC for the family for Christmas. For Christmas. Yeah. That would make sense though because it's like an American tradition

to have Christmas. It's not a Japanese tradition. So they're kind of bundling it all in. We had a $100 KFC voucher given to us over the weekend. So out of the whole flat KFC. And it was just like... It was like, oh my God.

And when you're hungry, it's like, oh my God, we're going to eat all of this. This is amazing. And then you have like a few bites. You're like, no, I'm done. We had a Christmas party at my old radio station a couple of years ago and went ham. It was the bosses had been fired.

The boss had been fired. So it was his last Christmas party and his last time in charge of the work credit card. So Jeremy, shout out to you, bro. So we, like, after the party was over, he was like, the credit card still works, let's go. And we went at bar hoppy. Like, I've never been so hungover in the history of my life.

And we had to work. And I'll never forget it. We're all sitting at work. It's about 12.30 in the daytime, close to death. And what's that smell? KFC. KFC had sent us, like, easily $5,000 worth. of chicken and chips.

$5,000. Well, there's hundreds of people at the office. They knew it was our work Christmas party. So it was like their thing. And we sat there on the floor just with like, I just can't describe it. It was like you pick up a piece of chicken, you take one bite of it, get all the good juice. And you'd be like, oh, I'm not going to bother even sucking it off the bones. I'm just going to get another piece.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, the crispy, salty skin. Now I want KFC. I'm going to KFC after the try. Same. KFC is, oh, my God. It's so good. like an original recipe, though, or just wicked wings?

Oh, no, Wicked Wings all day. I love a Wicked Wings. There's something about them that's not quite as greasy and messy. And I do like it. It's extra crispy. But my husband is partial to a Nug from KFC. A nugget from KFC. That's like the lowest of the low with the chicken. But don't you think that's on brand for Adrian?

Like, he would never eat off a bone. Is he a food, bogan? No, he's just, no, he's not a bogan at all, but he's like he'll never suck. You can't give him a wing because he will. will take one bite of it and he just won't sack a bone. He won't suck a bone. He will not suck a bone. There goes my next pay, rose.

Oh, wow. It was worth of trying. Glad I didn't ask. That would have gone, that would have been really weird. Here's my final offer. It's still a no, Dan. Did no one tell you, I have not and will not. Suck a bone?

But I suck the bones for him. Oh, I bet you do. Yeah, because he'll leave it discarded. And I'll say, but there's so much to suck on that bone. And then I'll pick it up, get all the bits off the bone. But you can't give me a pay rise. I can't give you a pay rise. But I can suck your mind.

Guys, just pivoting from the bone chat. And we've been doing a segment on the show this week where we're, it's called the High Rollers Club, where we're doing 10 marbles in a marble track, which I purchased for my son. And the winning marble at the end of the week will win. this person 15 million dong Vietnamese dong. I thought we could have a try now just us three. Okay. What's the stakes? We need to put some

sort of stakes on it. Maybe some, the winner buys everyone KFC? On Friday. Uber Eats, okay. Yeah, on Friday, like for the show. I might not be here. Clint will be back and you won't get to have the KFC. Can you have KFC? Can you have bloated? I just kind of dairy. Okay, we'll put one in for Clint okay as well, so he knows. Okay.

But also, you guys are a lot richer than I am, so I don't know if I can afford it. Oh, yeah. Blue and orange Okay Can I be yellow? Yeah, yellow Oh, that's my favourite colour

Okay, I'm orange I'm orange I'm whoa whoa whoa Whoa I'm yellow You're orange Okay I'm green and Clint has blue

Because I'm So green yellow We need to do is remember your thing Orange Orange Orange Okay orange I'm green

Don't put yours in first Okay here we go Ash you can do the honours Three I don't know what to do Just flip it up Three Two

one and they're off orange is in the lead they're taken two to this blue is final as last he touched it he touched it okay they're still off into two tracks

okay yellow is in the lead yellow is very much in the lead blue yellow is going down I'm definitely going to win green is coming second orange is coming as they said whoever wins

has to buy KFC now is between green blue who's blue uh Clint loser Wait, wait.

But I think you guys did say as well that you said whoever wins buys KFC. No, we said who are the losers. Whoever wins. Oh, no, don't. No, I make it. He's the richest of all of us. Yeah, he really is.

No, I think it was, I meant lose. Yeah, okay. Clint is the one, he's the one who won't eat the KFC, which is a lull, he'll have to buy it and then not partake. Yeah. Oh, and I'll be, just make sure you do it like after the show, and then by that time I'll be in here and I, What's your order, wicked wings and chippies?

Just wicked wings, yeah. Oh, do you get the potato and gravy here? Oh, gosh, potato and gravy. You know what's the best? That was my pregnancy craving. Graving. Graving. Yeah, exactly.

Dip a wicked wing and potato and gravy. You'll have an orgasm. Will you also fart and burp at the same time? Yes, yes. Try that on Friday. So the other day, cow, what's your name? Car. Fucking hell.

I was feeling very ill. And I was like about to throw up it. It was like late at night. and I got up her to bed and I got up her to bed and I was like Hannah I'm going to go and have to throw up and as I was walking down the hallway I farted and burped at the same time and it was almost orgasmic

It was like instant relief It was like my whole body just released Like And I've never done it before Simultaneously gassed out both ends Have you now been like trying Like it's impossible to try You can't

No because you can swallow air and then burp So if you feel a fart coming You just swallow the air heaps of it I don't think you can I can't force a burp. Hang on. But you've got... You know, but you have to fart at the same time.

Yeah, but you do that right before... If the fart's coming, you force the burp. But you're not going to get the satisfaction from a fake burp. You know what I mean? That is true. It's just the sound. Maybe you always have a can of Coke on hand. And then when there's a fart coming, neck it back.

But it only works when you're feeling ill. Like, the only reason it felt so good. You're putting up too many fucking roadblocks. Sometimes when I'm getting a migraine, if I'll do a really big burp and it does something and fixes my headache. Yeah. And it's the best feeling in the world. Do you think you've got a guess, you brave? Maybe.

What? That's niche. Yeah. Who knows? A migraine. Well, like getting a migraine. I don't think I've ever had a migraine. Neither.

It is. It's just. Are they more common in women? Because I feel like... Yeah, because you can get hormonal migraines. Right. So the hormone levels change a lot during your cycle. And sometimes they drop or go up too quickly.

And you can get a migraine. And I used to get them, when I got pregnant, it like, killed my migraines. But I would sometimes. be in bed for like two days like lights off like wanting to throw up every second if any light hit my eye it was like I just kind of describe how about yeah my health anxiety could never I'd instantly

think I have like a brain tumour and I'm dying but you get used to them so you feel them coming on and I would often get them from looking at certain like patterns like if I'd look at black lines like that I'd go oh no and my eyes are funny and then I'd be like oh no it's going to give me a mark it's just anyway over now yeah so just all you need to do is get

pregnant guys Can I go home because I need to go home And because tomorrow I've got a Ultrasound on my testicles Oh yeah you do You're going to Manscape Why? I'm going to go home in Manscape

Huh? Why? Because I've been going to the bathroom quite a bit And I did blood tests He thought he had a UTI Yeah And then And then so now the next test is getting

an ultrasound on my bladder and my testicles And your testicles Yes I've got to go and do that Oh that'd be cold as well Yeah Do you know once I had to get in Well a lot of women

do get internal ultrasounds. So it's like a small rod and they'll often put a condom over it and then move on that. Yeah, my wife had one when she was pregnant, yeah. And I once, this was when I was pregnant. It was when I had an IUD put in into like a birth control thing

and I thought it had moved because I was getting a weird feeling and I was about to go overseas and I was like, I just want to make sure it's in the right spot. So I had to go to a private obstetrician where you pay extra and you rock up to see them when you want to see them. So I go to this place and it's very fancy.

It was like $500 to see this. this guy. And the nurse takes me in and she sits me down and she puts a blanket over my, she's like, take your undies off. She turns around. She's like, put his lovely blanket over my lap. And she's like, the doctor will be in. This guy comes in, right? So I'm facing him and I can, like, there's like a wall behind him. And he's facing, so we're facing each other. And he's got like a computer screen next to me that's like got the visuals on it. And it's projecting on the wall behind him so that I'm just looking at the wall and I can see inside myself. Right. I've never seen anything like this. I put my feet up in stirrups.

with the blanket over my legs, so he can't see anything. He grabs his wand, puts the condom-y thing on it, puts the lube, while still looking at the computer screen, not at me or my legs. He lifts the blanket up and puts the rod, and it was like it had a magnetite attached to it that was a magnetised to my vulva because he just first go without even looking, straight inside. Gentle as anything. Hardly felt it go in.

Wow. Isn't that amazing? Do you think it does that to make people feel more comfortable, like staring at the screen while it's going in or something? Yeah, because it means you can see it. You've got something to look at. And he made a really big point of lifting up the blanket while not looking and then putting the blanket down and just going in.

He does that every day for his job. He knows. He's probably got a couple of bums accidentally. But then he's learned from his mistakes. And I want to understand if you got my bum, I'd say that's fair enough. It's an inch. I remember. That's his job.

He couldn't come in here and do a voice break seamlessly. What a loser. You can't. He thinks his skill. Thank you so much. I, with, like, my stomach is. I've had quite a lot of colonoscopies. Oh, yeah.

And I remember the first one I ever had. I had no idea what to expect. They drug you up, so you're feeling really good. And you go in there and you lie down and obviously you've got your ass hanging out. Are you under or are you just drugged? Just drugged to the night. Do you manscape out of interest before you had yours? Oh, my ass, no, I don't care what.

They've seen a lot of people. Yeah, I feel like if anything, I would be a treat for them. I had to get a colonoscopy and I thought I was just going to be under. Yeah, no, I was wide awake the whole time. But you're so drugged up, you don't really remember it that much afterwards. And it's heaven. It's actually, should I say, what drug it is? I found out it's fentanyl.

Really? Yeah, they give you fentanyl. And a very, obviously, small control does. But I remember the first time I was there, and there was like a TV up there. And I was like, oh, my God, great. I'm on drugs and I get to watch TV. How good is this? I lie down, and the TV turns on.

It took me a while to realize, oh, I'm watching my own asshole right now. I thought it was like, you're trying to comfort someone. You put a bit of TV on, and I'm like, what are we want? What is that? Oh my God, he's a big ass. Oh, shit, that's my asshole. I had no idea any of this. I thought you'd just out and I think this is, I could love that.

So do they turn the camera on before they put it in? Yes. It's like the magic school bus. You see the time. That's exactly what it's like. That's the stuff of nightmares. No, I want it to start when I'm already in. So it doesn't look anything.

It's all foreign. Yeah, I don't want to see my own butthole. Thank you for sharing that, Cal. That's all right. Thanks for sharing your bum hole with us. That's okay. And good luck with future. Good luck with future.

your colonoscopies. Thank you. I actually, you know what? I do not mind them at all. Yeah, good. And you take the peri prep first and it makes you shit so much. It's so slim. That I don't like.

That's horrific. Yeah, in the show, Hacks. She like, anyway, we don't talk about this anymore. We've gone on long enough. Thanks, guys. We love you. Thank you. Thanks for listening.

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