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Episode Date: November 20, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's Onlyfans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans with Clint-Denna National London. We've just finished the show. It's Friday, vibes are high. We've got a few little bits and pieces to do, but not too much.

You don't have you to moonlight with your More FM show either, do you. Yeah, I've got no podcast to do, no more FM to do. I can just go home and do some editing. I've never listened to your More FM show Give us a bit of what it would sound like So you've come out of a song Can you give me a song to come out of? It'd be like a shaboozy or an Alex Warren on Mooraham

Give us your typical Moore FM Break Okay Problem is I can't You spout or just Oh hold on No I can't play the ending Not with this new system but

Okay and then fade it off This is the Ashland show on More FM Happy Friday and I, my darling, so I'll be having a good one. Coming up inside the next 20 minutes, I'm going to tell you what Taylor's been up to, plus new stuff from five seconds of summer. Stick around, Legends.

That's how I'll do it. Is it that simple? That'd be speedy. Okay, give us like a content break. Like, how long would you do? Well, I'd have Tyler with me, my producer, if I talked to. Okay, I'll be Tyler. Okay, so I'll be like,

are you on Boy, fam, this is the Ash London show. Hope you enjoying your Friday evening. Okay, to new music Friday. Tyler, some of our favorite artists, put out in New York. songs. I think we're going to kick it off maybe with a bit of aerosmith. Yeah, let's kick it, girl.

Let's kick it. Now, Tyler presses the buttons. He would then have to play a grab of the... It's called Wild Woman, this one. Oh, shit. Got the wrong track there, Lundo. That's okay, Tyler. All right, give me just one sec.

Shit. We don't say shit. I meant Tyler. He's completely the opposite. Man, wish I was a wizard like that. Cool guy. Hold on. Just give me one more second.

She. One more second. Oh, here it is. Oh, shit. Yo, like they say, Lando better Lake than never, am I, right, I? I feel like he's on the wrong brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

At least my FM might be a bit more cool in the hood like that. Oh, she. Oh, she. Oh, shit. Shit, it's more FM. Shit. Why is he doing the best? Because as she's still laughing

A good anchors is going to wrap it up When they know it's going to shit all the time Because the main announcers are doing fuck I can't laugh anymore My stomach Literally hurts from laughing I can't love anymore Because we can't do in jokes on the radio

Right? Because it's too hard to explain Can we explain the in joke That's been running through the show All morning to the podcast? It's too hard It's too hard It's not

I don't think a normal person Would find it fine I'll explain it so we don't Okay so One of my career mentors is a guy I called Craig Bruce. And he works. And he has this, like, big pod, big radio guy in Australia.

And he has a podcast that's all about radio. And he gave me a compliment about our show. And I shared the compliment. Well, I told you guys about it. And then you made me, and you brought it up on it. And I, and afterwards, I thought, oh, I hope Craig doesn't mind that I said that. I hope he's, and then I was like, nah, he wouldn't mind. He's fine.

Because you thought he might want to be anonymous. Nonamous. Because he doesn't want to look like his favouring certain radio. Because he works with lots of different shows. Yeah. He says this is the best thing on radio, then when you work with him, you're like, oh, hold on. But, you know, like, he's literally like father figure. And Ash was stressing.

She's like, oh, shit. Do you think I shouldn't have said that? She went, she. And she goes, she's like, it's quarter past seven. So it would be quarter past five in Australia. There's no chance he hears that. I don't think he's listening to our, like, podcasting the show. But it was like, oh, what have you heard it?

We're like, he won't hear it. He won't hear it. And then fuck he did it. And he did it. Dan went into the system and changed, because in our text machine, if we have your, if you text the law we have your name in the system, so it comes up. So Dan's gone and changed his number from Dan Webby to Craig's full name in the system. And for the whole show, he was sending in text pretending to be Craig pissed off at me.

Okay, so the first one game on at seven, something right after the break. I was quite quiet on the show today because I was focusing on this. All of his brainpower. First Craig texts and Ash's friend, you're a snitch Ash did to me. Then he said, you're not a true Australia. I hate you now Next text Tart

He would never say that He's a beautiful man Oh it keeps you refreshing Because people are still texting That's off They're gonna scroll back It was pretty much three hours of him Like doing

First of all he was doing the live air checks You'll never work in Australia again Lundo scum I never liked you Oh great Then he said Then we had a caller for easy money At 8 o'clock

and if fucking phone was up in the background like she was on speaker you could hear somewhere like this is going to be a shambles it fucking was exactly like we thought it was and Craig Texx terrible caller probably Ash's fault then we had a break

that went on a bit long and he just takes long break then Dan was teasing something and just for the song started Ash said exactly what the tease was and Craig Texx gave away the tease love so keep in mind This is Dan texting as great in real time while we are live on air.

I missed the one in 90s. It wins Meg back. And then the last two were great gag, Simon. And then after that, sorry, wrong station. Pretending is so. Oh, man. But the funny one about the last text is I hadn't seen it. So then Clint goes, oh, should we, for the next, you know, Bragg, why don't we?

you know, like refer to the text forcing me to look at the screen and then I fell on the floor laughing My stomach literally hurts I need to go home and have a lie down I haven't had so much fun today I've got a headache from laughing Me too

That's good It's great Oh what a date That's what you know Yeah What's everyone doing this weekend Clunk getting pissed I'm going to go the football on Sunday

And then I've got a Go Walk in this thing And then I've got a street party Like all my neighbours are getting together because we have like a cul-de-sac. Oh, yes. So everyone comes along and has a drink and brings a plate.

I'm going to the next game, AFC, Wellington Phoenix. That'd be a good one. Derby game in like two weeks, 4th of December. Is there another Barbie already? Yeah, we only just played them like two weeks ago or something. I'll come to that game.

So yeah, it's, I don't know why we're playing them again so soon, but that'll be good. Do you know what we should do? They have the tailgate. So in the car park, you can get a special thing and they set up barbecues and stuff. See him come a bit early with Fano. And you're going to like have a couple of drinks,

have a barbecue before the game. It's so fun. Yeah. And, I mean, Dan, I might not be getting pissed, actually, because I text my mum and said, after the gym, I'll bring around some Prosecco and Aparole, and I'll have, I can make some Aparol spritzers before, you know, before school pick up.

Just like the one, obviously, because they're going to pick up kids. But I was like, I'll just sit out on mum and dad's deck and catch up with them. But they're already heading up to the beach, so I've missed them. If my parents had a batch at the beach, I'd be there every again. Same. Oh, God. Yeah. The problem is they're very social, so they've always got friends there.

So then it's like, well, where am I going to sleep? Fucking Ed Craig's just text again. He's still listening. Well, I mean, the show's over, but Ash London, more like Ash Fun Sponge. Why am I a Fun Sponge? What did I say this? You've got to have to ask Craig. I wish I had a house by the water as well.

We only have a lake house, I know. And we've really got a farmhouse on seven acres. I was looking at a beautiful valley. It's not mine, by the way. It's Hannah's family, has it? I only get to use it every now and then. Yeah, but if you don't divorce her, it'll be yours. Nah, because it gets a little, nah.

Does she have siblings? We'll get divvied up. Is it her parents? Nah, it's like a nah. It's like the greater family. It's in a trust. That's nice. I don't know what the situation is, but I won't see a scent of it.

Even if it was, even if it was Hannah's, I still wouldn't get it, you know. She wouldn't let you. You don't see a send of your own money. Exactly, it all goes to Hannah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I'm being good actually on the drinking front lately. The boys always messaging me.

Like, they'll listen to me at 9, go, what are you up to after work? Because they know you can do it. You need to start a set and you pre-ced it and I'll stop texting you. I'll be like, oh, I'm at the gym, man. And then they'll be like, after the gym, what time you finish? So I'm literally at the gym, knowing, oh, the boys are going to want me to meet at the pub. So then I'm just being getting zero alcohol beers because I think the alcohol is just obviously not good for your training. It's not good for you at all.

Yeah. The alcohol is just so bad for you. And so, especially if you've just, finish at the gym, you want to fuel your body. I guess it's still unnecessary carbs, but then it's still just socialized with the voice. Craig's just texted. Long podcast. Fuck you, Craig.

It's being like eight minutes. How is he listening? It's not even up to our podcast as we record it live. They don't even bloody put it up. Yeah, that's true. It's not even an Omni yet, Craig. They do say Craig's always listening. Always listening.

Oh, and then I'm going on a double date with producer Carl and his hot wife, Heidi. You, my fucking traitors. Hopefully she wears something. Slitty I just was this on here a podcast podcast Yeah so we all got offered tickets But none of you guys took them

The John Bishop Comedian texts Oh Someone's texted that Now that's not Craig That's text in there It's quite a horrible thing to say You can't read all the texts out

No no Craig's come back again Nobody cares about your weakin Yeah you guys are missing out actually The Civic in Auckland John Bishop You know we had on He was talking about his Graham Norton experiences on the show there. Yeah, so he's given us, he gave all the show tickets to go,

but only Carl and I accepted the offer. So you guys must have better things to do on a Saturday night. What did you get off of tickets to, sorry? John Bishop, the comedian. Oh, did I get invited to that? Yep. I never check my emails. And then Ash is like, oh, like she's been left out of the double date.

It could have been a triple. No, I don't have anyone to watch my child because we moved to a new country with no friends' family support. Don't you have a nanny? Do she not do like evening things? She's Mondays and Friday Monday Fridays You know she doesn't work on a weekend

And nor should she It's Formula 1 tonight I can't miss it Formula 1 Miami Well the boys get upset No it's not It's Vegas tonight

I got them confused Or not the race But it was practice sessions Do you watch Practice sessions Yeah I watch all the practice sessions All the qualifying

You have to Why? What happens if you don't We miss out You do you In the practice sessions They can find out Who's faster

Who's you know Who's prepped well Craig Dix again Ha ha ha ha fucking loser He must be talking about you Don't make up text Clint You better than that man

No not I was saying My three favourite things Being petty Like if it's funny Like being like going Taking the joke way too far And hoping that it will get funny and funnier

Like the more effort you put into the joke Sex And I don't know There's a third one that I just leave that space open in case you guys have any good suggestions. I'll do your three favorite things. Okay.

The three favorite things are getting a massage. Staying in a hotel, like researching a holiday, choosing the hotel. Well, just researching it and looking for the hotel is one ever. I love it so much. Really? It just brings me great joy. Admin. And then I'm like, I don't know which one.

And then I get anxious because I'm like, oh, I'm going to make the wrong call. And I always nail it. My third favourite thing is just like doing nothing and having nowhere to be and no expectation. Yeah, that is cool. You know what I mean? Yeah, like just, just, just no, not a care in the world. Yeah, I can just do whatever I want. And if that means...

Isn't that your life, Dan? No, when you're a parent, that you... I think that I don't do anything during the day. Fucking God, I've got it. I go home. Hold on me, Ash, this fucking rod's bending right up to the world. Honestly, I think that you, honestly, My line's freaking peeling up

Oh, you do You went to the Zoom You went to the Zoom yesterday I go home And I work very hard I look after my kid I cook dinner You have a nanny as well

That's doing that Last night I went home I filmed a social video You've got a wife And a nanny My wife works full time In a very stressful job My nanny

You're not stressed doing it So you know Oh fuck off Craig Craig's in Fuck up Dan Wait So have you now also changed your number of Craig Bruce in the system? Have we got two Craig Bruce's text?

Craig Bruce, asterix, Craig Bruce. No, I just text that just to make it seem like. Just to like, you know, throw you off the scent, Ash, that it can't be dead if he's telling him to fuck himself. I think she started to cotton on. Yeah. Gotta keep her on her toes. Keep her on her toes.

Oh, my God. My throat even hurts from laughing today. Oh, that's great. That's so good. So what'd you do? You had to go home. Fucking, then what? Take your shoes off?

You do that thing my wife does. I had to go home, park the car, take my shoes off, hang up the keys. If I could sit on the couch, and then get back up off the couch, pull myself in ice water. What is he, what are you looking at on your phone, Dan? He's fucking texting as Greg to. He's texting as Greg Bruce again. Fucking hell my God. Oh, hard to read that one.

Craig, you fucking dog. Craig's a dog. So, throat. Hey, Ash, question mark, question up. You wouldn't send you a way that I've been. You have to ask Craig. He's a dog. I'm sick of him.

Yeah, right. Oh, my God. Okay. What am I going to do with you too? All right. Well, any one last thing to do. Oh, no. Now we could have it so much quicker and just the band-aid.

How do you guys forget every Friday? for us to one tail Guess the fun All right, Tim Because I've been laughing so much I've been sweating Oh, okay That's what I'm good

No, no, no No I reckon I could do that I could help you out there Oh, no, no, no, no Okay, I reckon it's gonna go Okay, that's always more squeaky than that, babe

He might help me out That's You don't That's a That feels like match fixing, though Doesn't it? I might have to start pre-recording the farts Before you guess

That I'm not Choosing my favourite. All right. Well, if I didn't stink from Ash London's B-O before, certainly does now. All right, we'll clear out the studio. And we'll see you next week. Thanks for listening to our...

Craig Bruce texting and yuck, gagging. Get me out of the studio. And just to clarify, in case anyone's confused, it's Dan Webbie, pretending to be one man called Craig Bruce and texting us. Allegedly. Allegedly. So he goes.

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