The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS one of us got laid

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual Onlyfans, but most of the time it is. Welcome to The Only Fans with Clint Dan and Ash London. Producers hanging out here in studio as well. We're all just working out what time we need to be in the Departure Lounge. What time is that, actually? Three weeks ago.

Right. No, I was supposed to finish on this show on November 19, and that's when I checked out. My body knew. It's also when my adrenals gave out. You can tell, if you listen back to all the podcasts, you can tell the time that Ash started checking out. Although, Dan, we still got two weeks ago, and I think you're done.

Today was your last day. You were saying, you're like, I'm done now. I'm done. We're still got two more weeks. Yeah, I know, but from Monday next week, I'm... I hate to be the person. I can't be responsible for anything I say.

It's like, no Dan left, it's just Ritalin. That's it. It's like, no Dan. It should be Clint, Meg and Ritalin with Ash London. are you, Webb Gilbella, how are you fearing in terms of departure lounge? I'm pretty checked out, eh? Yeah, I wonder our fucking social suffering.

I have not seen all the videos, I'm not going to like, yep, there we go. Pretty much when we did, I think it was when we did Defying Gravity hit the spot, and everyone after that was just like, okay, it's Christmas Christmas. Yeah. Well, I blame our boss, because he was like, we've got a couple more big things before the end of the year, and then that's it.

And the last big thing was, like you say, defying gravity. Well, yesterday, we did give away $51,000 to charity. Yeah, I don't feel... That's just like every day for that. It's one of those things going Guys, we just got to get to the end of this It's normally survey Like when survey ends

That's ratings Yeah, we just got to get to the end of that End of that And then you're like, and then what? We've still got another month of radio to do So you can't just phone it in We're still going to do it a fucking Christmas song We're doing it for Susie

We're doing it for Ashley We're doing it for Debbie We're doing it for Zah They're the real ones You know Typical dancers doing it for all the girls No And Todd

You're just making them Girls and gays yeah Okay, Keith. Keith. No, Keith's a heteronym. He's a question, that's way too. Keith. Yeah.

Imagine having a baby in 2025. I'm calling a baby Keith. That is kind of cute. A baby called Keith is actually quite cute. My friend just had a Wally. My cat's called Wally. Is it? Yeah.

I love that name. Well, yeah, it'd be like a baby Gary. Yeah, but Gary's not Wally. But also, Gary is actually quite a common name now. It's quite a cute name. Really? Gary's coming back. Yeah.

You know Dunk from the Rock His kids' names are like It's Murray Frank Is it Basil or Baz? Something like that They're all like 50-year-old plumber names Murray and Basil

His wife must be so chill She is oh Dixie I love the name Frank for a boy Because Frankie for a girl's a cool thing now But Frank for a boy Yeah Frank the Tank Frank the Tank It's really cute

Has anyone else like as you near the end of the year And you're starting to check out your bed time just keeps getting later and later. Because you know what my honest thinking is? If I sleep until six, I'll just text the boys and make sorry I slept until six. Yeah, true. I mean? Like I literally just don't feel bad.

I went to bed at 20 past eight last night. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. And I was out drinking until 7.30 and then just straight home. End to bed. Yeah. Well, I'll beat you on that. Hannah and my wife and I had a bit of a turf, so I stormed off to bed at 7.30.

The man is not supposed to be the one who stood up. the door as well. What was that? What was it? Oh, what was it? Oh, she wouldn't let me, oh no, she wouldn't let me trade in her old phone. Oh, my God.

Because Dan found out. You know how you're saying? Jamie, hi-fi has real, they give you money for your iPhone. And I was like, I'm trading in that old phone of yours that's sitting in the thing. And she's like, no, you know, that's my phone. I'm like, yeah, but it's sitting in there rotting. And she was like, yeah, but what if I need it for my current phone breaks? And I was like, well, buy a new one.

so yep I stormed off She stormed off over that Did anyone else slam anything last night Clint did you slam unfortunately not Ash any slamming Nope yeah Producers I play Fortnite

Okay Did you slam anyone Did you slam anyone? No no slamming Oh I'm sure She looks like she may have slammed somebody You definitely slam somebody Look at her You're going to bit red babes

I'm chill No chill Not a no But not a no Okay, well, this one of us got lucky. Yeah, always Carl. Who? I didn't. Oh, I just assumed.

No, no, no, no. Okay, so Bella's the only one who got lucky last night. Yeah. Get it. Let's play guest to fart. You can't do just a four-minute whip around and then guests to fart and see you later. Oh, I think we have to. I'm paying for this.

It's a free service. Also, if you want to bring something up, Clint, you can. but you're saying very silent all we've done is just talks about how tired and fucked off we are and then guess the fuck world's worst podcast ever people are literally taking stock

right now wondering why they listen to this maybe I should unsubscribe don't do that don't please don't okay well should we do another two minutes on something else Oprah's in town next week oh yeah so Ope

she's in Sydney at the moment and she's gone to bills who's like we're all the rich white people have lunch and they're famous for their recorder pancakes and she went twice in a row. Two days in a row, Oprah rocked up. And here's a thing, though, the paparazzi footage of her, the videos, she's leaving her hotel and it's not a beachside hotel.

If you're in Australia and you need the beach, no shoes, no blues. As long as you're within, like, walking distance of the beach, you don't need to wear shoes. She's in the city and she's walking barefoot from the hotel lobby out onto the street into her car. Oprah. Ew. But she's Oprah. She does what she wants. Yeah, but disgust them.

Knowing Oprah's that probably, she's probably had people before her. her clean all the sidewalk before she walks on it. I just didn't expect that from her. If you had to hop in a car and drive 25 minutes so that you could sit down and meet her, would you? Oprah, not really. I don't have any interest. But I know there'd be people that would. She's introduced me to a lot of the

people that have changed my life. Like over the years, when she was more into life. I remember, like, maybe it was just like when we were given an interview with Oprah years ago, it was such a big deal that, like, everyone who was given the opportunity to go and only one announcer per station could go, got to ask her one question.

That was all she had time for. Did JJ go? Is JJ the one that got to go? Yeah, and I think JJ went with something like what was the last thing you took a photo of because then at least a photo, tells a thousand words, whatever. And then while you're in the photo album,

you're swirping going, oh, and then we did this and then we did this and you're kind of going through. But it is only going to really show your last 24 hours, I suppose. I thought it was interesting. Oprah would be like, record pancakes. Enough question, yeah, but I'm just like, I don't know, like, one, if you're that level of fame, like one question. I don't know if there's anyone for me that I would drive.

You get more questions with the fucking genie from Aladdin. Yeah. That's true. That's a really good joke. That's funny. That's funny. I'm like, is anyone famous enough that you would drive an hour to sit down and ask one question and leave? No, I could have, no, I would not bother.

Because any, every interview I've done and I've done thousands, it takes you three questions before you are in the zone. The first three questions are just like them getting to know you, them realising the ok, she's cool, she's cool. They're the throwaway ones that you know you're going to drop in the edit anyway. And then you get to the meat and juicy bits. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, I'd still do it for Oprah probably. But I wouldn't want to ask a question. I'd say I don't need a question.

I'd bring, I'd go down to like the city and I'd find the person that's most hard done by someone that's homeless. And I'd take them and go, what are you going to say to this person here, Oprah? And then hopefully Oprah goes, I'll give you a million dollars. And then I take $200. Yeah, you'd already had an agreement with this homeless person that you get 20% and that makes sense. Because she's like a billionaire. Yeah.

And you know she's not married, and her partner, Stedman, whatever his face is, doesn't work. He was like, where did a bank? The dream, eh? Just a sugar mama. I get up to too much trouble. There's a lot of guys that have too much pride to not be the breadwinner. I don't know. None of the men in this studio would mind having a sugar.

I would love one. I do have one. Yeah, Carl does. Yeah, that's true. She makes bank. Yeah. But not enough for you to quit, though. Nah, no, no, definitely not.

Not quite enough. So, yeah, she probably needs to work a bit higher. Those are the best days of Adrian's life when he didn't work and I worked. Really? Because you were just making bacon. And I would just come home. What would he do? You'd like mow the lawns.

Yeah, you just do potter. But I really do that. I just, yeah, I'd probably get on top of the things that I mean to do when I get home. I just get them done in the morning. And then I'd just, when Jay, it's home, I'd be just making sure I'm ready to service her needs, whichever way she would like. You're getting on top of things while she's out, and then you get on top

of her when she's home. Yeah, and I'll be like, hey, babe, I'm all yours, only about hard day let me take care of that. She'd be like, mm-hmm. Yeah, probably, we're very different. I actually think Jamie could make shit loads of money if she went full-time, because she does makeup, right? And that's expensive stuff to get a makeup artist to do your work. I paid someone 300, anyway. No one cares. No, it's unrelatable. It doesn't matter. Well, you just said it.

She's paid $300 to look pretty out. Just make up. Just make-up. She came to my house, I was like... And that's what Jamie charges. No, she doesn't. She doesn't charge fucking anywhere near enough. Just for the hour off. But the time she drives there and does this, then drops and she goes...

She's got to be charging for travel. Yeah, then she'll be like, here's some lashes, and then also your lip color. I've gone and put it in this little container so you can top it up yourself throughout the evening. And she's done all the lotions and potions and things that she gives them. And then she's supposed to rent out, like, her hair extensions and stuff, but she'll be, oh, don't worry. And then it's just like, babe, this is a hobby. It's a hobby. Rent out.

hair extensions. I don't want the sloppy seconds. No, you get them, you shampoo them, and condition them and wash them all and stuff. So I could be wearing someone else's old extensions. You would know at least when to buy your own, it's been three, four, five hundred dollars. Yeah, 500 bucks if you want a pair of extensions to wear one time. And don't, because you'd look shit in them. Like, you're...

It's so stupid. These are Jamie's old one. A stinky mystery for us to bundle. Oh. Guess the fuck. All right, well, we've got six guesses. Fuck, I'm usually in the booth for this. We sit this one now, you and I, Ash, let the producers do it out.

No, I think too many guesses. I think three's enough. Okay, producing. Producers can have a guess. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't really want to fart in front of Bella. I don't like farting in front of hot girls. No, she did it once.

Maybe she filled in for you. No, I just don't like fighting in front of hot girls. I don't mind doing in front of Ash. I was like, how do I get Ash back? in the studio, that'll do that. Okay. Who's going first? You go.

Go, Bella. Ladies first. No, no, no, you go. I would probably go like a... Stressful week. God, he's still pucking up, though. It's always a bit tight. Yeah.

Yeah, he's never done like a real airy one. Yeah. Imagine that. I'd die with laughter if that happened. I do the wet ones. Jesus. Like that happens, I'm leaving. Yeah, that happens as well.

I can't bring a record the weekend show. Dan, we're doing that on his own. Maybe? Tight and long. A bit of like tummy rumbles. Yeah, there was. I don't know what happened for you, Dan. Oh, I'll tell one then, then.

Oh. It's animated. The Dike's a classic. Neeps. Yes. Right, I'll believe it. I hope you're listening to this mum. Oh, she does it, does she?

No, she does. Oh, man. She was so proud of you. Not so much of me, I wouldn't have thought. Actually, Dad would give you a rumpie money. Really? Yeah, 100%. Oh, we'll get NEPA's dad on for guest to fight next week.

We couldn't be in this studio for another, the weekend. No, we'll send a tie line down, we'll get a... Yeah, great. Down to Invis? Oh, great. Okay. All right, guys. We'll see you next week.

Two weeks to go. the checkout fortnight Oh shit Yeah Oh shit She's going to be loose next week If you get a chance to listen live Have a bloody good one

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