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This is a podcast from Rover.
Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect.
This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans.
Podcast, that is.
Hey everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans.
Bit of an interesting one today, and it'll probably be a bit of a shorter one
because Meg is at home, hopefully resting after feeling quite nauseous
and doing the show with a bowl beside her for the first three hours before she shot off.
So Producer Carl and Producer Neeps are kicking around
and Dan is on a tie line driving back from the Waikato
after giving away cash,
but he continues to drop in and out
based on where he is in the country
and how dodgy the reception is or isn't.
I'm sorry, Producer Carl here,
for those who don't realise,
a tie line is a piece of broadcast equipment
which allows us to broadcast
from anywhere in the country or the world.
Apart from Hamilton.
Except for this, yeah, except for effing Hamilton.
And you know what would happen right there behind the scenes?
Carl would be given the context condom.
Oh.
Yeah, true, I get the Connie Connie tie.
So if someone says something like I did with the tie line,
assuming everyone knows what that is, or if I go, oh, Jamie,
and then someone goes, oh, your wife,
just to context it for everyone so everyone knows.
You get the context condom.
Yeah, the Connie Connie.
I'm a big fan of the Connie Connie.
Oh, there's Dan.
G'day, Dan.
He's back.
No.
It's just a glitch.
And it's crazy because I saw a video yesterday of the rover,
whatever they call it, that's on Mars driving around.
Yeah, I can hear you now.
Filming like 4K HD video.
God knows how long it took to send back to Earth so that we could watch it.
And we can do that, and yet we're a media company that struggles to broadcast
100,000.
I can hear you loud and clear. Okay,,000. I can hear you loud and clear.
Okay, great.
Wish we could hear you loud and clear.
Wasn't it so crazy that we'd spoke to you all morning, Dan, and it was fine.
And then just as Dan was about to give away $1,000, he starts sounding like Megatron.
And then when he goes to announce it to Chloe, he goes, Chloe, you've just won.
And it to Chloe. He goes, Chloe, you've just won.
And it just dies.
$1,000.
I felt the silence there, Dan.
And we just kind of moved on without you.
No, and Dan's like this. And he's gone again now.
Do you know what it felt like?
Oh, good day, Dan.
Yeah.
It's back.
What it felt like in that moment is like Dan had gone looking for a bush
and he was like, hey, this is a good-looking bush.
And then he went into that, the reception was fine, and he went,
hey, there's a giant lead room.
I'm going to step into that and do the competition from there.
It just dropped right down.
There's a concrete box right next to this bush.
That's incredible, yeah.
Hey, I'll let you know about another podcast that we did upload today
that has myself, Meg, and Dan on it.
And another guy, Colonel Chris Hatfield.
We can hear you now.
Yep.
Fucking hell.
He's an astronaut.
He's an astronaut who was talking to us when Sonny and Butch,
the astronauts who were supposed to go to space for eight days,
ended up being stuck up there.
They only just landed yesterday.
And they were up there in total nine months.
I don't think they can hear me.
No, we can hear you, Dan.
We got you.
We got you.
You're back again.
But Chris has an incredible story about what it's like in space.
He's unbelievable.
He's played music up there.
He's written a book.
One, two, one, two, right, straight.
Okay, turn his mic on.
And if you are kind of interested or intrigued about that sort of space,
then it's actually one of my most favourite interviews that we did.
It was about a quarter of an hour?
Oh, yeah, the entire thing.
I think you guys did two voice breaks with him,
and he actually held over the song.
But do you remember that part where he was just like,
okay, you guys were asking about what the space station was like,
and he was like, it's not huge, but it's like,
imagine the room that you're in. And I just remember looking through the window at you guys, and you were the space station was like, and he was like, it's not huge, but it's like, imagine the room that you're in.
And I just remember looking through the window at you guys,
and you were all looking around the room, and he's like,
now picture yourself floating around on the corner.
That's right, because he talks about, like, it's not large,
but normally in a room, you only use the floor area.
Yeah, true.
And he was like, but when you're floating,
you can use the ceiling and the walls,
and all of a sudden the room gets so much bigger
because you're using the entire space.
Do we have one of those gravity planes in New Zealand?
Because you see them in America where they climb up to an incredible height
and then they descend at the perfect pace so that you're completely wet.
We've got to try one of those at some stage.
That would be incredible.
That would be so cool.
I don't imagine that would be cheap.
No.
No.
I saw a video of Tony Hawk doing kiss flips and stuff.
It should be on 4G.
That was cool. That'd be cheap. No. Nah. No. I saw a video of Tony Hawk doing catwalking and stuff. It should be on 4G.
That was cool.
Luckily, the astronauts that were in orbit had better reception than we did with Dan.
Yeah.
So we'll probably end up leaving it there, Dan.
Because my headphones are in.
Okay.
We're going to leave it there.
So it was a bit of a short pod, but that is why, yeah, Meg's got a little morning sickness.
I'm sure how she'll go tomorrow.
But we probably had a pretty good run, actually, with Meg so far.
Yeah. Coming towards the end of her first try.
She's an absolute trooper, eh?
What a trooper.
Yeah.
So did the show with a bowl beside her all morning.
And she kept being like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
And I was like, uh, uh.
I actually think I messed it up as well,
because I had this, like, Barocca that I usually have in the morning
and Meg tried a sip of that
and she fucking hated that.
It was sage.
Of all the flavours that I think you would make any drink,
sage would be so far down the line.
I didn't like it when I first tried it,
but now I have one every single morning.
So good.
I think the only reason you put something that disgusting in
is because it's got to be good for you.
Yeah, it sounds like it should be a pasta sauce though.
And also just for context
on Clint again
when he says a bowl
it was a bowl to puke
in from her kitchen
not like a giant bong
kind of thing
that she would smoke
weed through
that's a condom
context condom
I'm a condom condom
I'm just going to go
get it for myself
I'm just going to go
tarp up
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okay team we'll catch you again tomorrow anything you might have missed you can catch up on the show podcast but I appreciate you sorry it's Those are the types of awards that are given behind the scenes when you listen to the radio show here at the Edge.
Okay, team, we'll catch you again tomorrow.
Anything you might have missed, you can catch up on the show podcast.
But I appreciate you.
Sorry, it's a shorty.
Thanks for your contribution as well, Dan.
Do you want to do the sign-off, Dan Short? Can I be honest, Clint?
I've been able to hear you the whole time.
I've just been fucking with you.
Jesus.
Right.
Just any excuse to not have to do his job.
Are you coming back here?
I might stay in Hamilton, actually.
It's really nice.
No, it's not.
Don't be.
No, it's not.
Come on.
No, I think I actually got syphilis and gonorrhea.
Hey, hey.
Wellington is actually the STI capital this year.
And actually, Auckland is the gonorrhea capital.
So you're more likely to get gonorrhea in Auckland.
Clearly, Dan wasn't wearing the context condom this morning.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I've lost you guys again.
Fuck off.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
Bye.
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