The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS... or is it...?

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans. We actually was spitballing whether or not we might be changing the name of the podcast. Actually, it would be great to get your feedback on that,

whether you want it to be changed and when it is changed, if that's the case. What should it be called? We called OnlyFans many years ago. Dan, you weren't on the show. Clint, were you on the show when we called OnlyFans? was me, Eli and Nixon. Maybe. Maybe it was me, Eli and Nixon.

And when we did call it OnlyFans, it was kind of tongue in cheek because OnlyFans wasn't really known as sexual at that point. It was a bit. That's why it was like tongue and cheek. But now it's everyone knows what OnlyFans is. And they're saying that now it's curbing our growth

because it's getting, you know, the algorithms are being affected because they think it's a sexual podcast. Which makes sense, which it is. It very much is. Probably maybe we should keep it, OnlyFans. It makes total sense. And the only reason we call it.

of that. It was also not going, it started out as like four minutes after the show, so it's really grown into its own thing. And we just, we didn't think about the name. We were just like, ha ha, only fans, because it was like this brand new website that you kind of got porn on. But man, now, basically the premise of only fans is that we turn on the mics, we don't know what we're going to talk about. It's only for our fans, yeah. Yeah. And they, and people want more Clint Meg and Dan so they listen to this podcast because most people just get enough by either listening to the show or listen to the recap of it? Well, let's go around the room. What are

our name suggestions? Clint. And friends. Okay. Dan. Behind the scenes. Or BTS. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, mic's on. Filter off. No filter.

Okay. No. So I'll listen to a mics on filter off. What was it? Oh, fuck up, Clint. The podcast. The last drive show had kick-ons and I thought that was a brilliant name. Because it is kind of like kick-ons. Why don't we call it that? We can't steal it.

We're not using it. No, Clint! If anything, they say that copying is the highest form of flattery. I thought kick-on ones. What else do you call kick-ons when you say... The after-party. The after-party. Well, you don't do...

It's not pre-s. It's posts. What about the after-party? That sounds a bit boomery, eh? Like, all he's got to the after-party. What else do you call? Nepea! We need to get chat-G-B-T on this. Oh, should I?

No, no, we've got to use our brains. Just give it final. One minute. No, come on. We've got to try. NEPia, what else do you call it? We just call it afters. Like, if you go back after town, you go to afters.

Clint McIntan's afters. Let me ask chat, Jebita. I'm going to ask it. No, don't, Dan, use your brain. Why don't we use our brain to decide which of the options chat, Jebateeepid, gives us the most? It's awful. What would you name a podcast that is focused on...

Oh, fuck. He doesn't know what the podcast is. I know, I know, no, no. You tell them it with Clint Megan Dan, because at least they'll be and research us. And what the current podcast name is. Okay, our radio show, Clint Megan Dan, wants a name for its other podcast that is launched

after our show. It's kind of like a no filter podcast, usually about 10 minutes long where we can say whatever we want. Yeah, sometimes he... Was called Only Feds, but it's too sexual. Well, he's fucked it up. I'm going to do it with mine. I'm going to ask my chance. Probably better than that. And he said no filter, so he's already now a chance.

It's just going to be like, what about the filterless pod? Okay, and finish. Finish message. What were you to call the podcast for Clint Meg and Dan that isn't the radio show. It's called only fans at the moment, but the algorithm is kind of messing us up

because it's like thinking that it's sexual stuff. Sometimes we do talk about sexual stuff. Sometimes it is R-18. It's pretty Lucy Goosey Wild West. Give me 10 name suggestions. Lucy Goosey's a good one. 10 name suggestions of what you think the Clint Megan Dan podcast

after the radio show, an extra podcast should be called. But not Lucy Goosey. We came out with that one. And also we You could say we do like kick-ons I quite like Lucy Goosey. I do like we should

We like Wild West Cowboys Is it come up with that? No no we just said it Oh it's giving me the top name This is what we're putting This is what the is killing the earth By the way everybody

This is what The suggestions for all the water That it's using Lucy Goosey I already fucking said that one Number two After the mic Number three Off the clock

Number four The bits we can't say on here Number five, the side hustle. Number six, uncensored, ish. Number seven, the after party, number eight, three mics, no rules. Oh, that's three, no. Number nine, bonus track? Don't mind that one.

Number ten, off script. Okay, tell it to go back. Yeah. The two we liked were bonus track and the last one. Off script? Yeah, bonus track and off script. Off script. Makes it sound like our radio show scripted, though.

Okay, we don't like that one. Okay, no, I'll get that one. Give ten more ideas that are closer to that one. Okay, give ten. Do you think chat, when it gets the thing, it goes... Yeah, fucking know. Okay. Definitely mine.

Definitely mine. Okay, there are ten more ideas. Meg's one's like, hold on, sorry, guys. Just a sec, fucking Meg's bothering me again. Number one, kick-ons. I already gave you that one. Number two, the afters. Number three, one more thing.

Number four, extra time. Number five, last call. Number six, the post show. Number seven, encore. Number eight, after hours. Number nine, overtime. I just wrote down OT. Because I was like, I am coming down overtime.

Yeah, I don't mind that. And number 10, unfinished business. Others are hang back still here just quickly in the debrief. Unfinished business isn't bad. Yeah. Yeah. Unfinished business, the overtime. No.

One more thing. This is riveting podcasting, by the way, for people that are listening. You guys probably are better than chat anyway. Please write it in our podcast name, The Edge Podcast fam page. Go and join if you're not in it already. What was the one you just said that I forgot that you said? he wasn't bad. I've forgotten that.

No, it was, um, was it was, um, no. No, it was. Unfinished business. Unfinished business. Unfinished business. Uh, unfinished business. Taken, sorry team, by another podcast.

Oh, cool. What about overtime? Clint Megan Dan's overtime. I'll search that. I don't think it matters if it's taken. If it's taken by another New Zealand podcast. The whole time is taken, unfortunately. How many subscribers do they have?

Yeah, but there would be an only fans that's taken as well. So it doesn't matter. True, actually, yeah. I don't think, unless it's like a New Zealand radio. show that's got it, then yes. I just feel bad for like taking over their name and then having a podcast. Because we're going to be better. Before we go.

It's just a sub thing from our, it's just a sub feed name. Okay, last 10. Last 10. Then we'll move on to something else. Oh, we're doing 10 more cool. Yeah, before we go, number two, not done yet while we're here. Just before you go, still to come, a little longer, leftovers. Leftovers. Oh, that sounds like you're fucking reheat.

But that just sounds like the shit that wasn't good enough. The follow-up and Lucene's. Luce ends. Luce's not bad either, because there's a little, um, um, Double entendre there. Yeah, yeah, indeed. Why? Because you're, what?

Lucy ends. Like, we're tying up Lucy ends. And it's loosey-goosey. And it's Lucy-goosey. Oh, I thought you meant because you were loose or something. That too, babe. Back in the day. It's a triple entendre.

That's right. I call my Queenstown buddies. Yep. So if you've never listened to this podcast, it's because we're loose on it. It's because we're tying up loose ends and Meg's got a loose fanny. How, what is the loosest thing you ever did in your earlier days, Meg? Guy, I think Guy knows anyway. I was about it.

them to turn off, but um, three in a night. Three in the night. Wait, in 24. Three different guys. In 24? Oh, really? Good on you.

Wait, in 24 hours? Or from say, 8 p.m. to midnight? 8 p.m. to 4? Okay, so on one night out, though. It's not like you woke up in the morning and then. I thought you should have thrown a girl in there, like gone guy, girl, guy.

Wait, okay, so wait, was the three in one night, though, is that one session? No. Does Guy know that? Three separate sessions. Wow. Does Guy know that ever happen? I don't know, but now he does.

Let's call him. That seems so strange to me. And I don't have... It's terrible. The reason why this never happens to me is because I'm the only person my wife has ever slept with, right? So there isn't a lot of roster to share. But I can't believe you guys have dated as long as you have,

married as long as you have. And you still have a story that he potentially has never heard before from your sexual past. You know how people go, oh, we just don't talk about it. I find that so crazy. Oh, I think we have. Well, I don't know because he knows everything. I just ask if he's free for a call.

I don't know anything about Hannah. I couldn't tell you how many boyfriends. That's wild to me. Because I just, I don't care. Like, that was her past. I don't care. Yeah, I know you don't care. But if you don't care, why wouldn't it have come up in conversation where you could laugh about or joke about it? I go, oh, wow, I didn't know you'd done that before.

We should do that. Three in the night. Too tiring. Hannah would never have. Never. No, but you know what I mean? Like, you might find out something about your partner and go, I did not know that you were that adventurous. and I would like to try.

Well, I know he was just as skanky as me. That's why we kind of, I think, work really well because we both got out of slutty. We're both there and out slutty years beforehand before we got together. Wait, okay, how does the three-in-a-night thing while we're waiting for a guy to pick up? How does it logistically work?

How do he schedule it? I didn't schedule it. It all randomly happened. Wait, okay, so... How do you randomly just go right? I'm going to you now? Yeah, but do you go home with them or is like you're in a bathroom, so you're still out?

The first one was a bathroom. Okay, see? Okay, so that one's easy. That one's easy. The first one was a bathroom. Okay. So then, yes. Then the second one, I went back to his place.

Okay, so that's time consuming that one because you've had to journey back to his place. Then you've had to do the groundwork, do a bit of passion, a bit of foreplay. Okay, so then that one's done. Let's say, best case scenario, it takes an hour from leaving the bar to finishing up best case scenario. Okay, an hour. Whereas obviously, if it was with me or you, we're three, Three hours, sure. Some guys are much quicker.

Okay, so then we're maybe at midnight, people calling it, but Meg gets a text, but where did you go? Come back out, so she's like, fine. So she's back out at 12.30. She's got to four. So you've always started the night again. No, I left him, I went home, and then I had, somebody was staying in my house, a flight mate's friend.

And let me ask you this a bit more of an intimate question. Showered. They were sleeping in your bed. It was a, like, a Goldilocks scenario. got home, you're like, who's that in my bed? No, I was in my bed and I'd gone to sleep. After every show, I promised, and, like, getting into my pyjamas and be like, that was wild, two and a night.

Whoa! I could go for a PBE if there was one more person. And, yeah, lo and behold, a door opened to my room, and he was in the doorway, and he was, like, leaving in a couple of days, and so... I know who this is. Oh, Daniel! I know we're going to beat that, you idiot. Yes, my first bleep here for the year.

How good. or the other two s s s'bid. No, bleak. Okay. There's two more, brilliant. Anyway, we're done. Okay.

Me fuck three f***es. Okay. Fuck no more, please. Can we talk about somebody else, please? God. Everyone's got weed on. Yes, we know. You got pissed on by Freya.

By three in one night, though. That was a weird one. One in a club, too. No. But it was on your lawn, wasn't it? It was outside of your lawn. about this. Sorry, let's not talk about it.

I'm just trying to smoke screen. Of the three, though, that you were with, did any of them extend beyond that night? Or they all just, like, one-night stance? Never saw them again. None of them? Definitely not him. Definitely not him.

You saw the one I just mentioned, though, again. I did see him again, yes. Yes, yes. But they didn't transpired anything beyond. No, no, they didn't. And I was moving. I'd gotten this job. So I was like, I'm never going to see these guys again.

I'm going to have a wild night. And then I, like, doubled. my number at that point at that night. So you've done one and a half before? No. Just because they're short, there's still a full person, Meg. I think I'd been with three or something, you know,

people before that and then like I was like, holy fuck. Oh, I thought you mean you doubled how many you'd had sex within a night? I'll say, how do you double one and a half? Sorry, I doubled my, like, you know, a body count that night. So you didn't go into it to a certain degree knowing what to, you wanted to have a...

I knew that I wanted to have a really fucking wild weekend before I moved way at all. Okay, last question. Was it out of like, oh, sure, why not? Like, that'll be fun, or were you just really horny the whole night? I love that you're like,

I can't really, yeah. I don't think she remember. Because I get guys that would be like, yeah, let's go again, let's go, but I just feel like, you make me go like, no, I'm not doing that, mate, I just got home. None of them were satisfied. So I think the first time I was like, well, I guess they could because I, nothing, you know, it was nothing for me.

and then the second time around I was like well that was shit too and so I went home and so didn't say the night did the third one go well no fuck so three nights three in a row and none of the fucking hell nothing nothing what a useless bunch of prats yeah really selfish I would say

probably because they only used the hour you talked about damn they should have used three maybe we should keep calling why have we talked when it's not on the fans maybe we should keep going at only fans because you know what maybe you can't believe all of this fucking hell

honestly this is oh I'm day three into the year Yeah, oh, guys, free for a call. Brilliant. So let's just get it done, because he's going to listen to this podcast. To be fair, hand on heart, we were done with it. I had no more questions. Same. You could have just ended it.

I'd rather just rip off the band-dad. God, was it that bad? Do you want to ask or do you want me to ask him? Hello? Hi. Hi, Guy. Hey, guy. Hey, guys.

Just to premise this chat, we were talking about how I find it crazy that couples can be together for years and still have sexual stories that their partner doesn't know about like they haven't discussed every single interaction they've ever had with anyone. And then we found one out about Meg

that we felt mean that we knew about it that you might know. Well, I think you do know about it, but I don't know, so I'm just confirming. The time she had sex was... No. Okay, we'll pause that one and come back to her, but no.

Why is that shocking? Stop guessing. Stop guessing. What else do you think it can be? Why is that shocking? Is it the time that she had sex with that guy was into No, Guy

He's joking He's been Now we're letting Clint No, when I had Sex with three guys In one night What?

No And Guy One of the What? No No Meg was the cloud She was juggling his balls

I'm going red Guy You don't care Do you It was years ago But don't worry Guy She didn't come once

Oh True We're bleeping that Sorry, Guy. Honestly, I don't know why you're still with me. Meg, you don't need to answer any more of his questions. Anything you say might be used against you when you get home. I do love you.

Go and take yourself out to brunch, okay? I'm already on my way. And you've got about four hours to shake three girls. I was going to go get just a coffee, but now I'm going to get a pan of raisin and cry. I was going to say, actually, as Meg's lawyer, as a mate good, we are happy to offer you a spend of three times what you were going to spend at the cafe as a make good.

Deal? Oh, that's not the make-good I thought it was going to happen. And she will give you sex tonight. Will there be anyone else there? No, go ahead, Nelson. Oh, come. That's what I was meaning. I wasn't meaning for me. I was just assuming there was going to be multiple men there

because that's a thing, apparently. All I need is a chair in the corner of the room. Oh, this is so bad. Can you please, can you please? Can you please clear up to anybody actually listening and worried that you're like genuinely disappointed that you don't care? No, I genuinely don't get a shit. Okay, thank you.

I just would like, I'm just going to pretend to every now and then. Yeah, to get one. I don't know, wed an argument or something like that. Awesome. Love that for me. Oh, you just go and have six with three guys in one night. Yeah, yeah, that'd be fun to do it. I'm just mad that you beat, I'm just mad that you beat my record.

I've only ended sex with two guys in one night. Okay, goodbye. At the same time doesn't count. We talked about that. Yeah, that was a good night, though. I hate Clint. I hate this one guy. He's a very generous lover guy.

I hate this whole podcast. Remember when you went over to Sydney for that Garnia thing? Yes, I do remember that when he slept over at your house. Clint and I were at your place. Oh, guys, I'm just really concerned that people are going to listen to this and be like, it's all my internet for you ever. Oh, yeah, this was like two, three years ago, though. No, it wasn't.

It was well over, like, it was like, what, 15 years ago, not that, like maybe. It doesn't matter. It's just it was a long time ago, and I think it was only two, and I think the other one was another night. Might have been one, actually. Now that we think about it. Wait, so I'm still coming over tonight or what? See you guys. Rover, Music, radio, podcasts.