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Episode Date: October 16, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint McGinn-Dans, OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The Only Fans with Clint and Ash London. Where the hell is Danny Boy gone? He is heating up his mac and cheese and he's been talking about it for hours.

Because we're in this new studio today, we're a lot further from the kitchen than he's used to. So he couldn't be bothered for so long. And he's finally found the energy to walk the extra 20 steps. So he can put the carbs into his body to fuel it for whatever exercise he's got planned. But you and me, the only gym junkies in this studio. I've been three times this week. Shut up, go you? Yeah, three, one hour.

Oh, they're 45 minutes. I get there at 12, 11, at 12, 45. Yeah, 45 minutes. Yeah, and it's sometimes people would be like, oh, you need to be in there longer than that. And then you realize that those people are the ones that also sit on their phone for 45 minutes between sets. My gym, it's like old school. it has a thing on the mirror that says that this mirror is for checking your form

not posing. Oh, that's so good. I literally saw a guy yesterday who was beside me and obviously did not care that I was right there after he started doing, he was sort of hanging on to a bar and then he was bringing his straight legs sort of 90 degrees doing abs, right?

That's hard work. And then afterwards he popped himself down and they lifted up his shirt instead of cheeky. Oh, that's so bad. And I'm like, bro, it takes a little more than 10 of those. You should just have your abs pop out. You do get a bit of a party pump on, I do understand. Unless you're a bodybuilder who is like stripped down to 6% body fat

because you've got a competition this weekend. Don't be lifting up your shirt show on the gym. My old trainer, Lenny, who is like a real lad, like a dude, like married kids, loved him. But like the most unlikely man ever to like be like, what's the word? To have a spraydown, is it. Every year when he'd do his comp, like two days before he'd get the speed. but it's like the bodybuilder spray.

Oh, like proper, proper, like... It's so embarrassing. Dark brown, black orange. Very, very orange when you're not underneath the lights. Like, when you see them backstage, it's actually shocking. It's so bad. Hey, Dan's come with these mac andies. How is it, babes?

Do you want to have one? Have you already? No, I haven't got one. I just have a shell. I just wash my hands. Pick one out. Yeah, yeah. Now, be honest, it's my special recipe.

Do you want some clips? There's bacon in there, babe. It's delicious. It's delicious. Yum But you're never going to fail Cheese, cream, bacon Carbohydrate

Carmen is what he meant to say Cumin Cuman Yeah yeah I like the bread crumbs actually It's a nice Yeah they go on the top

The breadcrums go on the top But it's because I've heated it up They've gone a bit soggy So sorry about that I used to go to L.A. for work a lot And when I get to the hotel In What do we watch this here?

What are we doing? Oh sorry I'd get Lobster mack and cheese Lobster Yeah, work would pay, obviously I'm not fun That would be expensive

With lobster's expensive With $38 US for like a little thing like that It was worth it every time You know what's good? Bubba gum shrimp Yeah, I have Bubba gum It's so fun

The bags of shrimp It's a real place Yeah shrimp's like You don't hear much about shrimp Do you But shrimp's lovely Isn't shrimp just a small prawn Yeah I think it is

It's like well They usually take the head off and stuff So it's just the meaty part It looks like a little Crescent Yeah, but I think it's a prawn. It's just they call it a shrimp. And in America, because it's America, they do it all for you.

Yeah. So it is what we would have called a prawn. Yeah, and when they do that and they're mixing it in with other things or cells, always squeeze the little shell bit at the back. You know, like you'd put the head off, but take the shell off the tail. That's so easy to get out. It is that you just hold it and you just with your teeth.

They just do it all before you throw it all together in a pasta or something. Otherwise, it's just so much admin during. Fair enough. In a pasta, you can't be having any shell on the prawn. There's a place down the road from our house called Waka Noodle. It's like a, I guess, Asian Fusion noodle place take away. And they do like just a normal me gourang rice thing. But you can swap the chicken out for shrimp.

Yes, as if you wouldn't. And shrimp, because it's quite crunchy as well. Like when you buy it into it, it's like plump. Yeah, it's yum. Do you know what I just decided? I'm going to, after this, I'm going to walk to Queenies. And they do, even though it's breakfast time, they do a shrimp. a prawn part linguine

and I'm going to sit there by myself and have another coffee and have that I'm like fucking slut and you know what guess how bad I feel about it zero fucking percent I only call her that because she calls herself that

but that's a compliment if I say something slutty that's the ultimate compliment okay well I say I'm doing something I'm doing something a bit slutty too then but I feel a little bit bad about it

maybe like you feel zero I feel like a I'm probably actually more like a four bad about it Out of ten, going to get another tattoo. Oh, this, God, we need to talk about this on the radio show. I could have you just told us randomly, like five minutes ago that you're going to get a test. No, I was actually petrified.

You guys were going to make me tell my mum on the end. Oh, no. I think we do do it. I think we do. But you would have had it by Monday. Because we have called her saying you were going to get one, remember? Recently. Yeah, but because I was booked in for like a month or two months down the track,

mom was just like, please don't. And then dad started sending me all these, like, videos. we're supposedly like putting ink in your skin and it's like the people are all talking about how it leads to cancer and stuff I mean everything can give you cancer but Dave was sending me all these tattoo cancer videos I'm gonna look into that

yeah and mum used to do the whole thing it was like if you get a tattoo you're gonna find somewhere else to live when I was young yeah my mum kicked me out when I got mine literally kicked me out of the house really? I lived on the streets for seven years I was addicted to fentanyl yeah glue she was a glue sniffer

I was like 21 and I thought that she knew I had it, but we just weren't talking about it. Yeah. So I took my top off in front of her and she, I'll never forget it. Have you got a tattoo? I heard her voice went real deep and I was like, yeah, I thought you knew. She's like, get out, get out. Shut up.

How could you do this to me and kick me out? I had to like go and sit my friend's house. And then like three days later, she called me. She was like, I'd like to meet you for a coffee. And I was like, oh, fuck, I'm going to get yelled out in public. So we caught up at Chaparrelli's and Chapel Street, Chappellis. And we said that I'm shitting myself. And she's like, I spoke to your brother about it.

He's 10 years older than me. And I just want to say, for your whole life, people have been telling you to change and be different and conform and fit in. And for the first time in my life, I did that to you this week. And I apologize. And I hope you can forgive me. Wow. And I was like, Ashton Coucher, where are you at? Yeah.

But where am I being both? I just couldn't. To this day, I still can't believe it. So she's like, I never want to talk about it. I'm hurt that you lied to me but your body are rules I've never understood the tattoo thing because tattoos aren't for me

I don't get them and I choose to but I'm not I don't think that I don't get the thing of like oh god you can't get a tattoo it's really bad unless it's religious reasons I know there's something religions that do but even now I'm imagining buddy wanting a tattoo when he's 21 and I'd be like absolutely not

which is so bad because I just don't trust that he'd make good decisions at 21 about what he wants I guess it's his body I know I agree because when I was 21 that's how I felt I imagine the percentage of people that regret a tattoo they got before they were 20 would be rather high. Yeah. Because you're just like, yeah, man, that frog riding the skateboard looks cool.

Chuck that on my neck, you know. But Clint, you're like 40. You know, like so your mom like... Oh, it's fine at 40. But he's 40, I might live your life. It's more if he's like 20-21. Like I ended up getting it laser off because I hated it so much. Oh, wow.

Well, in the end, obviously I didn't get any tattoos while I was living at home. Mum's rules and I didn't want, I didn't have anywhere else to live. And then once I got older and I was like, I'm going to get it done. And then mum was like, no. And then she's threatened to cut me out of the will. And I was like, mum, there's only me and my brother. I was like, mum, you're going to leave it to Bevan. He's going to give me half anyway.

So like, because we have that relationship. But I was like, you know what, mum, it's your money. And I can't be, you can't use it against me to be like, you need to do this and not do that. But I could just see that's obviously how much it meant to mum. But I was like, mum, I'm still going to do it. Let's get on the lot. And I don't want to hurt you. And you know what happened?

Just let her know, hey, mum, just letting her know. hey mom just letting you know I'm getting the tattoo today out of respect I'm telling you I love you genuinely upset her and I was quite surprised because I thought she was actually just having a little bit of a laugh and then I had to say to mum I was like mom my relationship with you hasn't changed yeah so if yours with me changes over this tattoo then that's now on you not on me how does she know if that's you or the ink talking and so and so it was a sore point and we do the same thing we just don't really talk about it anymore but I'm also like you know people do that argument of oh i don't know if i want that on my arm when i'm 70 i don't know we had that dude

come in from the pike river um movie rowdy and he'd live some life and he had tattoos on his hands and things whatever and i was like i surely your your body can tell a story of the life you've lived and the shit you've done and i don't know you'd be a yeah that was a bit that was and i was reckless and i i don't know i was going through some sort of midlife crosses at 40 and i thought a tiger on my arm would be cool whatever or just get it lays it off if you really don't I would rather that than look back and go, I mean, I wish I'd lived my life not in so much fear of disappointing others. Agree.

That's a much greater fear for me. I think I'm getting very much past that now, thankfully. But that's a lot of religious guilt with that. Respect your mother and your father, you know. I'm happy to let that go and be like, I am actually going to disappoint her because we have different values. That's very hard, but you've got to do it. My only advice I'd give to my son, George, if he decides to get tattoos,

is don't get them in places that get saggy. No, arms, I think, are fine because they're sort of, they'll still, you'll still be able to say it's a lion. But like, if you get on your stomach or, ball bag or something. One of my best is George is covered in tats. And she, about a little while ago,

she got stomach tats. And I was like, baby, you're going to want a baby. Yeah, don't do that. She just sent me this photo. She's got one of those on each side of her stomach. Oh, that's her stomach. I thought that was her hip. That's her stomach.

So she's, like, side on. Can you imagine? And she's only five months pregnant. Yeah, she's got them everywhere. And she is a, you're like, is that a stripy hip. She doesn't know it's a tiger. And look, she's got a love heart on the top of her belly now and a tiger on the side of each. Like our darling Migg, she's got them on her fanny, doesn't she?

We've spoken about it many tattoos on a vagina. Have you not heard about that? Her grandparents' names on her. No, no, it's a tribute to her grandparents. No, where really? On her vagina. No, where really? Well, on the V, on the front of the V.

What? Like on the front. And where the fibic hair is? Yeah, you'd cover it with a bikini. Sort of. Why? She said that she wanted to. a tattoo and she wanted to do a tribute to her grandparents when they died and she didn't

want her mum to ever see her tattoo again probably a fear from parents so she has forget me not and a flower two of them but now it says forget her and then i don't know why she went back and got another vagina tattoo maybe because she was still worried her parents uh about her mom seeing it and so it says risk learn listen inspire i like it she's got a whole fucking novel down there i think it's a lovely tribute risk learn listen inspire Forget Me Not and two flowers all in a vagina. All in her vaj. That's very crowded.

She reckons that she wanted to get laser and they can't because they can't laser her pubs because they can't laser attack because it'll burn the skin and ruin the tavern. What will happen is it'll when you get hair removal it goes for the pigment. So we'd just ruin the tap. And it just make a messier downstairs, I'd imagine.

Oh, that's devastating. And I remember when it happened. And I was working with JJ at the time and JJ was talking about someone and she goes, oh and this person's got a blah blah blah whatever it was, some Geordy Shore scandal story about someone having a vagina tattoo. She goes, who does that?

And Meg, who was transitioning to take JJ's job and she was doing some like news reading and stuff. She's sitting there at the time. She goes, I've got a vagina tattoo. And then you just saw Meg's fake when everyone turned to her and went, what? And it was in that moment. It was almost she just realized

what she'd said. wasn't like a normal thing that most women... That's blown my mind. Yeah. I don't... Wow. I would have thought she'd have like a wrist tattoo or like a little dainty flower on her. Wow.

I think some women have more than me. Like there's... I know a girl, a friend of Hannah's has so many tattoos down there that you can like turn the page and see the next ones. There's two pages down there. That's disgusting. He just looked at me while flicking his fingers. Turning the page.

No, she does have like... one of them, she'll have like, I can't remember what it is, it's written, like, it's like the date of her son or something, born, and then on the new... So in case she goes, Ronald was here. Shit, I'm sure it's my kid's birthday this week, I'll have to check. You know, I'm forgetting that. And when's the other kid? Turn the page.

Buddy did this really, really cute drawing of a person that killed me, and I think I'm going to get a tattoo, but I don't know where, maybe like... There's a couple of pages I could suggest? No, not on my vaj. What did he draw? What is it? a person but it's just like one of those like circle and a line of each leg coming out of the circle

you know when they don't do the bodies yet out of the heads and that looks like it's just a really bad tattoo artist has done it you know I don't know man it's gonna look like I can't draw yeah I also don't know where I'd get it you get a small one like on your wrist or something like maybe I've already got that I love your I am

my brother got struck by lightning and then got a lightning bolt tattooed on him isn't that cool wow he survived a lightning he's got a better chance of winning lotto doesn't he so they were um it was a kid's football day and they were in Melbourne and it was like raining all these kids and the rain started turning into a thunderstorm

and they're okay we've got to get all the kids off the field so they ran to get them all off and then a lightning struck and it hit his mate and then bounced off his mate to my brother's head and they reckon if it hadn't gone through people it would have killed him. That's a crazy story I know and he runs it was like like he felt it in his skull. Wow.

It's so scary. Because a lot of people that get struck by light and don't survive. Yeah my friend And Danielle's brother died Four or five kids Do you know more than one person's been struck by lightning? Isn't that weird? That's crazy. You know we used to live on a farm

Just quickly before we finish We had cattle there We weren't ours but someone used to graze there And there was a big oak tree right up the back of the farm And that oak tree was struck by lightning one night And all the cattle were underneath the tree And it was such a fierce lightning strike That it blew fully grown cows

off the ground and like blew them away there was cows and this is a bit triggering a bit horrible but cows like found like with their head under their body that they had their like landed like like so can you imagine how high they were thrown wow by just a force of nature from this guy other nature's terrifying crazy and it split the oak tree in half she a bad bitch she a grumpy old cow yeah you guys ready oh fuck no let me finish my magic chair It's a mystery for us to one veil. Oh, what? I was the only one who did it.

As long as one of us does, it counts. Okay. All right, I'm going to go to like three bits. Three, I mean, I could try and help you out, I guess. I'm going to go, I reckon he's not got it in today. I reckon he's going to go just a real. How did you do that so a high pet? Producers want to get in on this?

No, I don't want to get in on it. I just want to highlight to everyone, though, that we're recording in another studio today, and that studio is the More FM studio. So it's not your regular microphone. It's actually Simon Barnett's microphone. Our friend Sarah Gandhi's the next one in. Yeah.

So the microphone that you're about to fart into without a pop sock is Simon Barnett. Well, actually, it's probably better without the pop sock because Sarah will come and Simon will come and put the pop sock over the top. I thought it was worth noting that. Yeah, no, that's cool. Actually, that's such a power play, like fart into Simon Barnett's mic.

Yeah, Matt. If he gets pissed off, you're getting fired. I'll give you the hot tip. Who's media what's going to say, Simon Barnett or Clint Randall? But then I go, if I go down, Dan's going to come with me. I'm not going down on you. Shut up and listen to my fart. I'll go down on Simon.

Oh, me too. Oh, please. That's my dream. Yeah, it was a bit of an air. Mine was definitely the closest. It was windy at the end. I thought that'll leave you with air the air. Guess the bad nuts that smell.

A stinky mystery for us to one bail. Huh. Have a bloody good rest of your Friday. Have a great weekend team. Thank you for tolerating us. Love you. Bye.